‘Murdered By Words’: 50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Jerks In Their Place (New Pics)

I will upvote this every time. It's such a great explanation.

Little tip: if you're unsure which side of an argument you're on, pay attention to which side is making broad, combative statements (usually including calling their opponents 'stupid' or 'retard') and which is calmly stating facts backed up by reliable sources.

One of my favorite things to say to people who compare two unlike things (the flu and cancer, for example) is "you just compared a fork to Jupiter".

99.7% survival rate among people that get COVID. ENOUGH SAID!

🎤 drop!

Covid is a virus, like a flu!

Very well explained. Thank you!

AMEN .

When every single death, regardless of cause like murder, suicide, terminal cancer, heart attack, car accident, etc., is counted as a Covid death, yeah it looks bad. Deaths need to be separated into OF Covid and WITH Covid. Countries and nations that are dong the count properly are discovering OF Covid alone deaths to be a whole bunch less. People with several other serious health issues die from the flu every year. Interesting that Covid apparently eradicated the flu. Yeah, right. Now the deaths from the clot shot will be the truly horrific number. SADS, Sudden Adult Death Syndrome is a real concern right now. While total deaths in 2020 were no different than any other year, there are already excess non-Covid related deaths for 2021 and doctors are concerned and don't know why. The adverse effects of the clot shot are well over two million at a 1% reporting rate on VAERS. Add YellowCard and European Union numbers which are even higher, and that's a scary number of people.

We fear cancer so much, no disease could be worse we often think. But one disease isn't the other

Well said

This is really cool! Could op (or anyone) shed a light on this please? According to this, would different strains of covid be considered different diseases? Asking cause I'd like to make this argument my own.

Tldr I’m so bitter today, anyone else had a bad day?

the best reality check i have read.

Any questions?

I save this because I have read a lot of this

Incorrect... you can get covid and not even have symptoms and live. The number is actually around 99% survival. Cancer, as an average of 50% survival rate. And if not treated them much lower... COVID is real but it is also used for control. Florida that has the least restrictions and zero mandates had the LOWEST Civid cases in the US. Yes, lower than the ridiculously strict states like NY and California...

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maybe but yall gotta get over covid. It's just another disease and yall act like it was the end of the world. Like, grow up. The majority of people who died of covid had underlying health conditions. The fatality rate for a healthy person who is active and actually gets up off their but and does stuff is low. I expect yall are gonna come after me once you read this and that is fine. But the media spins this one in a million stories of healthy people dying to make it seem like it happens all the time and it doesn't. The vaccine according to the CDC itself does nothing against catching covid it only lessens hospitalizations and not by much. But go ahead, attack me, tell me I'm wrong. Tell me that I'm spreading misinformation or that I'm ignorant. Your words can do nothing to hurt me. But the rampant mandates and violations of freedom can. Freedoms that give you the right to come at me and call me ignorant.

Love it. This is accurate and hilarious.

I wish that green was wrong... this inequality is something that needs to be changed in the world.

what did she expect in a gender neutral bathroom? men lining up and waiting for her until she finishes using the bathroom?

Hey America! Can you feel the burn of the Australian Sun hitting you?

Ah yes, a Bears linesman more famous than a medal-winning Olympian.

What a moronic comment from Goel, clearly doesn't know who he is critisising.

Just learned that IV drips contain a body-altering substance called 'vitamins'. All people who died had at some stage consumed vitamins. Never using IV drips again.

love the response LOVE IT

As a Non-American, I am still struggling hard to understand why everything that even remotely resembles a working social system is condsidered communism... It works in nearly every other country, with such side effects as keeping criminality low, eliminating the need for guns, raising the statistical life expectancy.

What I love most as an answer for this kind of questions is - so why do you wear glasses/pants/shoes - that's not how good created you

She gave that boy a verbal spanking! 🤣

I really do hate people

"Bean-bag shaped mayonnaise-filled men" let that sink in for a minute. 🤣

no genuinely nice, good person will care. the negative comments will come from jerks

This Lady knows her stuff

are you serious? its not like people go "huh I think I want to be born in a terrible country, try to escape, but end up locked up instead. yes that sounds like a perfect life"

Blue makes a very valid point.

Also, why do men choose to stay with this kind of women?

When the Church of 😈 is more ethical than Catholic churches...

I wouldn't be surprised if they made the kids move classes just to get some energy out of their system...

I see that comment all the time.

Hail Nonni

f*****s need a rifle to go to Wallmart

Had an entire conversation with a coworker about this. He's very convinced if he lost everything tomorrow, he'd be back to fine within a year. I countered with, so you'd just go out and get another job huh? Where are you going to shower? Where are you going to sleep? What are you going to eat? How would you get to that job? What clothes do you think you'll be wearing to that job?

Reply is so on point, i always upvote it

They don't like it when their logic is being used against them! They're always "yes, but..."

Oh it's ignorant Tomi again. She always makes these lists.

I fully understand how offensive the "n-word" is in the USA (for historical reasons and all), but Americans also need to understand that in other countries/cultures/languages it is not considered an offensive word (or it's just mildly offensive). It's unrealistic to expect everyone in the world to follow your cultural norms.

Accurate. In the U.S., studies show that Black and white people use drugs at roughly the same rates, but Black people are 2-11 times more likely to be arrested for it, depending on the state. If you live in a state that has legalized marijuana but hasn't committed to reevaluating the sentences for people in prison for marijuana-related convictions, I hope you call your politicians and speak out.