‘Murdered By Words’: 50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Jerks In Their Place (New Pics)

I will upvote this every time. It's such a great explanation.

Love it. This is accurate and hilarious.

I wish that green was wrong... this inequality is something that needs to be changed in the world.

what did she expect in a gender neutral bathroom? men lining up and waiting for her until she finishes using the bathroom?

Hey America! Can you feel the burn of the Australian Sun hitting you?

Ah yes, a Bears linesman more famous than a medal-winning Olympian.

What a moronic comment from Goel, clearly doesn't know who he is critisising.

Just learned that IV drips contain a body-altering substance called 'vitamins'. All people who died had at some stage consumed vitamins. Never using IV drips again.

love the response LOVE IT

As a Non-American, I am still struggling hard to understand why everything that even remotely resembles a working social system is condsidered communism... It works in nearly every other country, with such side effects as keeping criminality low, eliminating the need for guns, raising the statistical life expectancy.

What I love most as an answer for this kind of questions is - so why do you wear glasses/pants/shoes - that's not how good created you

She gave that boy a verbal spanking! 🤣

I really do hate people

"Bean-bag shaped mayonnaise-filled men" let that sink in for a minute. 🤣

but they play call of duty! I course they know ow to fire guns!

Mansplaining at its worst

Men (you know who you are): just die please.

I object to your comment about "Bean-bag shaped mayonnaise filled men"... I for one can't stand mayonnaise...!

That burn is going to require skin grafts.

OMG, we had this a few months ago, didn't we? Or was it last year? Does it matter? She's doing it right. It's proper for competition shooting, with the gun they use.

You forgot the massive neckbeard

He also ain’t a proff.

she trained for it, but you can find on the internet lots of videos of women shooting and the gun flying back at them and over their heads

Bean-bags be thinking that's a 9 or bigger probably. Expert sharpshooter has no need for hand cannons.

Ah yes, also vegans telling people who have spent their entire lives raising animals that theyre doing it wrong, antivaxers telling PhDs that actually they should do some research on the internet etc.

For the record, I have never eaten mayonnaise.

Will Rennar needs a burns unit. Stat!

Interesting fact only semi-related to the post: I can shoot a .22 better than the rest of my family. We used to shoot it in our backyard, which was a thick cactus and mesquite tangle stretching for 10 acres. We made a berm (not sure of spelling, never wrote it down before) and everything. We interestingly enough got the cops called on us once (this was Texas; shooting in your backyard is permissible as long as you take the proper precautions and don't shoot at anyone or their property). It was quickly resolved, as the sheriff had been called since there were alleged bullets flying over our neighbors' house. We were shooting in the other direction and into an enormous pile of trees, dirt, and cactus. (We lived in Texas at the time, by the way. Shooting in your backyard is fine as long as you have enough land and you're taking proper precautions). It was fun. I miss Texas, almost XD.

no genuinely nice, good person will care. the negative comments will come from jerks

This Lady knows her stuff

are you serious? its not like people go "huh I think I want to be born in a terrible country, try to escape, but end up locked up instead. yes that sounds like a perfect life"

Blue makes a very valid point.

Also, why do men choose to stay with this kind of women?

When the Church of 😈 is more ethical than Catholic churches...

I wouldn't be surprised if they made the kids move classes just to get some energy out of their system...

I see that comment all the time.

Hail Nonni

f*****s need a rifle to go to Wallmart

Had an entire conversation with a coworker about this. He's very convinced if he lost everything tomorrow, he'd be back to fine within a year. I countered with, so you'd just go out and get another job huh? Where are you going to shower? Where are you going to sleep? What are you going to eat? How would you get to that job? What clothes do you think you'll be wearing to that job?

Reply is so on point, i always upvote it

They don't like it when their logic is being used against them! They're always "yes, but..."

Oh it's ignorant Tomi again. She always makes these lists.

I fully understand how offensive the "n-word" is in the USA (for historical reasons and all), but Americans also need to understand that in other countries/cultures/languages it is not considered an offensive word (or it's just mildly offensive). It's unrealistic to expect everyone in the world to follow your cultural norms.

Accurate. In the U.S., studies show that Black and white people use drugs at roughly the same rates, but Black people are 2-11 times more likely to be arrested for it, depending on the state. If you live in a state that has legalized marijuana but hasn't committed to reevaluating the sentences for people in prison for marijuana-related convictions, I hope you call your politicians and speak out.

sadly Emily is not wrong

Lovely Trisha (31) enjoys barbeques, monster truck rally, and incest...

Arrivederci? Ma no, addio!

Tom Hanks and Keanu Reeves. And some others. You get the idea. :)

Is this idiot trying to draw a comparison from forced child marriage to equal marriage rights between two consenting adults? I just can't deal with that level of stupid. Even if that was what was in the picture, the comparison is just so very absurd.