Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app
Continue in app Continue in browser

BoredPanda Add post form topAdd Post Search
Tooltip close

The Bored Panda iOS app is live! Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here.

This Student Wrote A One-Sentence Review Of Fight Club And Got An A
User submission
207K

This Student Wrote A One-Sentence Review Of Fight Club And Got An A

ADVERTISEMENT

College assignments often test our creativity. However, some students take it a little too far and even risk to fail a course. Luckily, there still are some professors who recognize and encourage their student’s sense of humor and allow a little bit of fun. Allison Garret recently proved to be one of the lucky ones. She shared her assignment on twitter and it quickly went viral for all the right reasons.

For one of her college classes, Allison was assigned to write a movie review

Alisson was assigned to write a movie review, it was required for the essay to be at least 500 words long, however, she only wrote one sentence. However, everyone who has seen Fight Club, the movie she chose to review, knows that you probably cannot review it better than this.

She chose to review Fight Club and decided to ignore all of the rules that apply to the assignment

Image credits: allisonbgarrett

Her review reads:
“Fight Club
‘The first rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club.’

That’s it. That’s the essay”

After giving it some though Alisson’s professor decided to give her 100/100 points for the essay. You have to admit, her approach to the assignment was quite witty and unconventional, but very suiting for the film she reviewed.

Luckily her college professor has a great sense of humor and decided to give her an A

Image credits: allisonbgarrett

Allison’s post quickly went viral with over 153k likes and over 29k retweets

Image credits: allisonbgarrett

Alison was quite stunned for going viral so quick, so she decided to use her new found ‘fame’ for a good cause. Her friends’ mom is fighting a rare form of cancer so she decided to urge people to help her out. Click the link if you want to offer support.

Here’s how people reacted

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Image credits: eliciaaa10

Image credits: _callmebailey

Image credits: imhkmehta

Image credits: KyaraKing

Image credits: bafitzgerald971

Image credits: KpruTaw

Image credits: Kellie_Aggie_92

Image credits: detailsmove

Image credits: reeceraps

ADVERTISEMENT

Image credits: MarcusMaru09

Image credits: MultiDarkkZen

Image credits: swisheeshortleg

Image credits: dorky_dorcas

Image credits: joe_haefner1

207Kviews

Share on Facebook
You May Like
Popular on Bored Panda
Add your comment
Add photo comments
POST
mollytallmadge avatar
crabcrab avatar
utterhall avatar
captainzones avatar
The Cappy
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda cute, yes. Smart, not especially. The problem with this "report" is that there's absolutely no indication that the person either read the book or watched the movie. Everybody knows this line, since it was in all the trailers.

Load More Replies...
dingesreserve avatar
Joanne
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So very predictable. Every movie/media teacher has probably had a student doing this.

johanna_zamora avatar
Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No doubt. I mean, have we wholly lost the meaning of the word "genius"? This isn't genius. It's clever. Know the difference.

Load More Replies...
johnflessas avatar
Burgerking Footlettuce
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't be fair to people who put in a 10 page paper while a smart remark gets a A+...

annarepp avatar
Anna Repp
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, my teacher in college always dismissed complaints of students who'd say "but I worked all week on this painting! I never slept!" He'd point out that value of the creation and time spent on making the creation do not always correlate.

Load More Replies...
claudepatrickmillet avatar
Patrick Millet
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm gonna guess it was an optional/extra credit essay (like if it increases your average it counts otherwise it doesn't) because if she passed the class with an A she must have had great grades already and probably didn't need the bonus. If it was a regular essay, I don't know what kind of potentially self-sabotaging move that was to pull.

ns_1 avatar
N S
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who thinks that the above quote does not actually constitute a "review", which should provide some personal impressions one had of a particular film? The quote on its own is nothing more than a "plot summary" (if you will).

gonzor666 avatar
Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clever answer, but not a review at all, so the mark should be a F. If the assignment was "describe a movie you have seen", it should get an A for sure.

allenscottldtke avatar
A dose of reality...
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why I always give an expected number of words. Writing a sentence is a great joke, but not an essay and shouldn't have earned 100 points.

emory_ce avatar
Carol Emory
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are clever enough to write something that's outside the box, your professors will always give you an "A." My Biology prof required that we write a paper that, knowing what we learned about atoms, explain to medieval alchemists why their theories of changing lead into gold won't work. I used a castle analogy with the enemy being the electrons surrounding the castle, unable to get in. Protons were the family that owned the castle and they didn't trust anyone..so they didn't take on new members and no one was allowed to leave. The Neutrons were missionaries that gave "weight" to the families appearance (made them bigger than they actually were.) I went on to explain how the number of members dictated the family name and that they wouldn't change those numbers because then the family crest would change and they'd have to get their monogram hankies changed. The paper was way more detailed...but the main point was...I got an A....

annaannabb avatar
AnnaB
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either this is really old, or she 'borrowed' the line from someone else because I remember reading it a few years ago.

freyathewanderer_1 avatar
Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like an urban legend to me, such as the student who wrote an essay about whether Hell is exothermic or endothermic.

bytute avatar
Jovita A
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically it's 3 sentences.. The ones at the bottom included too..

pillai_s_sachin avatar
Sachin Pillai
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fight Club is a film that can have pages and pages of review. The film is exquisitely crafted in the fact that the theme is deeply embedded in every aspect of the film, including the edit. I could go on but i guess i'm not supposed to talk about it.

captaindash avatar
Full Name
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She technically violated her own rule by talking about it and exposing one of the rules of Fight Club.

iva_kazalova avatar
Iva Kazalova
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone has done that about Fight Club, mate you don’t deserve the grade period

normanvandruten avatar
Norman van Druten
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I say to her: "Very well played young lady!". I would have given her an 'A' too.

i2027594 avatar
Valerie Lessard
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew this was going to be it as soon as I read "Fight Club". You know what's more amazing than this b******t? The fact BP managed to make a whole post out of it

mollytallmadge avatar
Molly Universe
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IKR? They're like college kids who need a 1000 word essay and so they just add a ton of extra words.

Load More Replies...
kim_lorton avatar
Kim Lorton
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes, assignments are given to see who, and how well they can think out of the box! Not all of dictation is done in a classroom, and. A great teacher knows this. You have to make it relevant to their lives, and all kids and people learn differently. It’s like this... she came, she saw, she evaluated, thought outside the box, and disdain her thing. I would’ve given her an A also.

iva_kazalova avatar
Iva Kazalova
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kid who wrote i am groot a thousand times is way smarter

rodgchr avatar
Rodg Chr
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not funny. Not admirable. Typical millennial do-nothingness. "Let's do nothing and see if we get away with it. If we do, we'll be f*****g rock stars!" Our future hangs in the balance.

eaglegirl36 avatar
Eagle Girl
Community Member
4 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

It's Brilliant bc the one line is the reason she can't write any information. It's Brilliant, unending loop.

mollytallmadge avatar
crabcrab avatar
utterhall avatar
captainzones avatar
The Cappy
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda cute, yes. Smart, not especially. The problem with this "report" is that there's absolutely no indication that the person either read the book or watched the movie. Everybody knows this line, since it was in all the trailers.

Load More Replies...
dingesreserve avatar
Joanne
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So very predictable. Every movie/media teacher has probably had a student doing this.

johanna_zamora avatar
Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No doubt. I mean, have we wholly lost the meaning of the word "genius"? This isn't genius. It's clever. Know the difference.

Load More Replies...
johnflessas avatar
Burgerking Footlettuce
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't be fair to people who put in a 10 page paper while a smart remark gets a A+...

annarepp avatar
Anna Repp
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, my teacher in college always dismissed complaints of students who'd say "but I worked all week on this painting! I never slept!" He'd point out that value of the creation and time spent on making the creation do not always correlate.

Load More Replies...
claudepatrickmillet avatar
Patrick Millet
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm gonna guess it was an optional/extra credit essay (like if it increases your average it counts otherwise it doesn't) because if she passed the class with an A she must have had great grades already and probably didn't need the bonus. If it was a regular essay, I don't know what kind of potentially self-sabotaging move that was to pull.

ns_1 avatar
N S
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who thinks that the above quote does not actually constitute a "review", which should provide some personal impressions one had of a particular film? The quote on its own is nothing more than a "plot summary" (if you will).

gonzor666 avatar
Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clever answer, but not a review at all, so the mark should be a F. If the assignment was "describe a movie you have seen", it should get an A for sure.

allenscottldtke avatar
A dose of reality...
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why I always give an expected number of words. Writing a sentence is a great joke, but not an essay and shouldn't have earned 100 points.

emory_ce avatar
Carol Emory
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are clever enough to write something that's outside the box, your professors will always give you an "A." My Biology prof required that we write a paper that, knowing what we learned about atoms, explain to medieval alchemists why their theories of changing lead into gold won't work. I used a castle analogy with the enemy being the electrons surrounding the castle, unable to get in. Protons were the family that owned the castle and they didn't trust anyone..so they didn't take on new members and no one was allowed to leave. The Neutrons were missionaries that gave "weight" to the families appearance (made them bigger than they actually were.) I went on to explain how the number of members dictated the family name and that they wouldn't change those numbers because then the family crest would change and they'd have to get their monogram hankies changed. The paper was way more detailed...but the main point was...I got an A....

annaannabb avatar
AnnaB
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either this is really old, or she 'borrowed' the line from someone else because I remember reading it a few years ago.

freyathewanderer_1 avatar
Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like an urban legend to me, such as the student who wrote an essay about whether Hell is exothermic or endothermic.

bytute avatar
Jovita A
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically it's 3 sentences.. The ones at the bottom included too..

pillai_s_sachin avatar
Sachin Pillai
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fight Club is a film that can have pages and pages of review. The film is exquisitely crafted in the fact that the theme is deeply embedded in every aspect of the film, including the edit. I could go on but i guess i'm not supposed to talk about it.

captaindash avatar
Full Name
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She technically violated her own rule by talking about it and exposing one of the rules of Fight Club.

iva_kazalova avatar
Iva Kazalova
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone has done that about Fight Club, mate you don’t deserve the grade period

normanvandruten avatar
Norman van Druten
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I say to her: "Very well played young lady!". I would have given her an 'A' too.

i2027594 avatar
Valerie Lessard
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew this was going to be it as soon as I read "Fight Club". You know what's more amazing than this b******t? The fact BP managed to make a whole post out of it

mollytallmadge avatar
Molly Universe
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IKR? They're like college kids who need a 1000 word essay and so they just add a ton of extra words.

Load More Replies...
kim_lorton avatar
Kim Lorton
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes, assignments are given to see who, and how well they can think out of the box! Not all of dictation is done in a classroom, and. A great teacher knows this. You have to make it relevant to their lives, and all kids and people learn differently. It’s like this... she came, she saw, she evaluated, thought outside the box, and disdain her thing. I would’ve given her an A also.

iva_kazalova avatar
Iva Kazalova
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kid who wrote i am groot a thousand times is way smarter

rodgchr avatar
Rodg Chr
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not funny. Not admirable. Typical millennial do-nothingness. "Let's do nothing and see if we get away with it. If we do, we'll be f*****g rock stars!" Our future hangs in the balance.

eaglegirl36 avatar
Eagle Girl
Community Member
4 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

It's Brilliant bc the one line is the reason she can't write any information. It's Brilliant, unending loop.

Popular on Bored Panda
Trending on Bored Panda
Also on Bored Panda