Kids are far more clever than we give them credit for. We should know, we used to be kids ourselves! Their imaginations are in overdrive, their wittiness is off the charts, and they have their ‘snappy comebacks’ levels set all the way to 11.
Today we’re featuring the times that kids outsmarted their parents with some hilarious and genuinely impressive power moves, as shared on the r/madlads subreddit.
Scroll down, upvote your fave posts, and let us know in the comments which of these made you giggle the most. And be sure to read on for Bored Panda’s chat about parenting and how kids like to test limits with relationship expert Dan Bacon, a loving father of two.
Oh, and if any of you Pandas reading this are parents, we would absolutely love it if you’d share your own fun experiences raising your kids.
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9 Year Olds Being Absolute Madlads
Relationship expert and father of two Dan explained to Bored Panda what the right balance should be between strictness and fun when it comes to raising kids. According to him, patience is key. As is the understanding that children love to see what they can get away with doing.
“In order to be good, functioning citizens of a society, children do need to be shown what is good and what is bad. However, you have to remember that a child is a clean slate and is effectively innocent,” he said.
Mad Panini Lad
Not Sure If This Counts But Madlad Strikes At His Mom?
According to Dan, kids are constantly testing boundaries and checking to see what their parents will and will not allow them to do at home.
“The child will often say and do things that could make you angry if you don’t understand that he/she is simply testing to see what is okay or not, or what the limits are. Without testing, the child will just sit there, be quiet and do nothing, which isn’t going to happen,” Dan explained.
Madlad Kid
This Kid Deserves An A For Creativity
D E S T R O Y E D
“The child wants to explore the world around it and see what he/she can and cannot do. The child will also regularly forget what is right or wrong at times, or remember that something is wrong, but do it again anyway to see if you have a different response this time,” the dad of two pointed out what parents should be aware of.
“By doing it again, the child often shows you that it doesn’t need to follow a particular rule because the rule was too strict, or unnecessary, which then results in you changing and allowing the child to do it from then on,” he said.
Mothers Children Are Absolute Madmen. Out Of Control
This Little Mad Lad's On A Mission
Power Move
“So, you need to be patient as the child grows up and figures out how to behave and approach life in a way that suits you and himself/herself. One way to think about expecting a child to change or follow your orders is to remember how long it can take you to change a certain behavior as an adult,” Dan mused.
“Sometimes it can take weeks or months for you to stop a habit, change a behavior or take on a new behavior that people are asking of you, so you shouldn’t expect a child to change everything overnight and be completely obedient to every new rule you come up with," he said.
You Cant Speak Chinese Here
Honestly I Would Do That
Absolute Mad Lad Dad
Well, you can love someone despite one stupid opinion. In this case it's dangerous, but he took care of it. Of course there should be no need to do this to do this this way, but hey, at least it's solvable by one sneaky night trip.
Load More Replies...bUt ShE iS rIgHt! tHe VaCcInE hAs HyDrOgEn MoNoXiDe In It, AnD pEoPlE wHo CoNsUmE iT gEt CaNcEr 100% Of ThE tImE. (Yeah I’m so funny)
I'm Karen. Not antivax. Both of my children have had their child vaccinations. They both wanted their Covid ones and I drove them to get them.
Richards all over the world are now glad instead of calling mean men D***s, they are now just male Karens. A moment of silence for you and all others who didn't choose that name.
Load More Replies...Apart from everything else - which, yes, I know is a lot - the sheer arrogance of anti-vaxxery is staggering. Thinking you're SO SMART you know better than thousands of scientists and medical experts. Insisting on your enormous brain rather than letting the experts be experts. I note these people rarely turn their amazing intelligence to other things - most still call plumbers and roofers; let dentists extract their teeth, get mechanics to work on their cars - but I encourage them to go ALL IN. You can become an expert in anything with your own research? DO IT. NEVER GO TO AN EXPERT AGAIN. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.
Why are people who don't trust science believed to be idiots? The same can be said for those who are willing to believe everything science tells them, even when they change the rules every other week. I'm a skeptic, if 50% of the population is getting vaccinated and the numbers of infected people on both sides still rose together, then how is one group wrong over the other? It's literally been 2 years and nothing has changed, regardless of your vaccination status, you're not safe from a new virus.
We could explain it to you but we can't understand it for you!
Load More Replies...There's some more serious issues here. You cannot think it's ok for one spouse to do something with a child without the others knowledge.
you don't die without vaccinations who the f**k told u that. Vaccines are for more protection they're optional for if you wish to have or need them. People need to stop shitting on people that wish to not get vaccinated. It's got nothing to do with you.
Vaccines are definitely not optional! Jeez didn't you people have any biology class at school? Wtf
Load More Replies...This one just makes me kinda sad. Sad that it even happens. But happy he'll be healthier.
funny the nurse who gave my my 2nd Covid shot was named Karen. >Lady stabbed me my poor arm hurt for a few days ;=;
I was an unvaccinated 80s baby, i was fine! My mum was worried about its fake(we now no) links to autism. I dont blame my mum for worrying. It was normal then, not now though it would be careless not to have them for our babies! Funny old world isn't it x
At least you had one parent who loved you and cared about your well being.
I just wonder what other crap she put into her neglected children's heads
Regardless of what you think of vaccines, that's really not ok. Thats a fundamental medical decision and that should be agreed upon by both parents regardless of what way you go with it. If you can't agree or be honest about something like that you relationship has some serious trust issues
Ahh, I missed some heartwarming pro-vax story so much. Esp. when it's really about the kickass intelligence of the 1 yr old kid outsmarting the mom by letting the dad drag him into the hospital....
This makes no sense at all. You are 15, but you're dad sneaks you to the hospital when you're 1 year old....??? Sounds like you are 6.
Are u dumb? The dad snuck them out when they were 1 and 14 years have passed since then. They’re 15 now.
Load More Replies...the dad is a legend but not the mom because why wouldn't she be an antivaxxer
Hey idiots, as adults we weren’t vaccinated against the 1000 things that kids are given shots for today. Funny, I never got polio or chicken pox. Maybe instead of following the heard, do your own research on vaccines. There are more children in America with Autism then any other country because we force more vaccines then any other country. John Kennedy Jr is a fighter against vaccines, look him up. It’s not the vaccines, it’s the crap we add to them in order to give them a longer shelf life. As a mother of three children with autism, after vaccination, please don’t judge other people in their beliefs and choices. That’s what is great about America, we have the right to choose!
The vaccines protect the vaccinated. It's difficult for a single vaccine to be effective over a lifetime because that particular virus mutates readily and too many people just didn't want to get vaccinated. They are the reasons we have to keep getting boosters and will have to develop new vaccines for newer variants. Compared to other vaccines, where the viruses targeted mutate less and there are much higher vaccination rates, of course the difference will be noticeable. But you will see those illnesses come back in anti-vax households. That has already started to happen with measles. The masks are what sensible, thoughtful people wear to protect the unvaccinated since a majority of them (sans those with actual medical reasons) would rather throw a tantrum (sometimes a violent one, at that) instead of get vaccinated. You're welcome. Also, the article had nothing to do with the covid vaccine, just so you know.
Load More Replies...Maybe not, but at least he was protecting his child unlike the mom.
Load More Replies...Dillon, what brand of tin foil do you use to make your hats with? Asking for a friend.
Load More Replies..."You have to love patiently, otherwise being a parent will make you feel stressed all the way through the child’s life," Dan said.
Some of us honestly think we peaked in terms of humor and wit and creativity when we were kids (and it was all downhill from there!). So it’s no wonder that we’ve been trying to recapture some of that magic. One of the ways to do it is to remind yourself what it actually means to be a child: speaking boldly and without a filter, setting our imaginations loose, and finding interesting ways of looking at the world.
What A Legend
Hope He Didn't Get Detention
Little Miss Madlass
Recently, Bored Panda went in-depth about how clever kids can be. Comedy writer and single mom Ariane Sherine said kids take after their parents in terms of wit, sense of humor, and creativity.
“Both I and my daughter’s dad work in the media, and from an early age, she’s wanted to be a pop star, writer, and actor. I don’t know how much of her creativity was influenced by seeing her dad’s writing in the newspaper and seeing me go out late to perform at musical comedy gigs. She definitely has creative talents, but how much of that is nature or nurture I don’t know. As for sense of humor, she’s far more sassy and sarcastic than me, so I think her sharp wit is all her own!” she told Bored Panda.
Madlad Son
Yup, S**t Happens
Madlad In Lecture
“My daughter loves starring in my social media posts. She actually asks me to tweet about her! When she does something cool or impressive like skateboarding or graffiti writing, she asks, ‘Can you put it on Twitter?!’ Then she loves to read the comments. I guess some kids are more shy and retiring, but I like the fact that mine is confident and happy to show the world her talents,” she said.
Mad Student
Madlad Kids
Absolute Madlad
Ariane told Bored Panda that she is a very liberal mom because she had very strict parents herself.
“I think being liberal encourages creativity as it gives kids the confidence to express themselves fully, and my daughter is usually very sweet-natured and well-behaved. She’s also a lot of fun, while I didn’t dare to be fun in such a strict environment when I was a kid, so I’m really pleased that I’m giving her a happier and freer upbringing.”
Lad In Progress!
Madlad's Mom Has Got It Going On
The Pastafarians Are Rising!
Farting Madlad
Nacho
Mad Dad And Mad Lad Jr
One got grounded, one was banned from bedroom but it was still worth it! :D
Child Mad Lad
Yeah, we're an enlightened bunch when we were kids. I drank a 500ml bottle of Hai Karate aftershave because my brothers and I wanted to know if it made my farts smell better. Just for the curious: Farts could still peel the skin off the back of your eyeballs at 20 meters, and you get weird hallucinations, but at least the nurses in the hospital saw the funny side
He Did It
My God Her Daughter Is A Madman
Absolute Madlad In The Comments
When my kid was five or so, they told me they would never get tattoos. I assume that having heavily tattooed parents has this effect on many kids.
This Kid
Vax Lads
Madlad 12 Year Old
This Kid Is Going Places
How To Scare The S**t Out Of Your Siblings 101
Bro, He's Just A Kid
Child Mad Lad
4 Year Old Madlad
Absolutely Devastated
Legend, This Kid Is
Madlad Kids
Once A Madlad Was 7 Years Old
Mad Lad Child
In Australia we say "step on a crack, break your mothers back; step on a line, break your fathers spine"... we're equal-opportunists!
Madlad Son
Maddest Of Sons
This Lad Has Zero Chill
Mad Lass
The Dedication Of This Mad Lad Nephew
Son Is A Madlad
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Of course that children are smart, that is the part of their survival instinct, so let's teach them compassion and kindness and that starts with animals - children tend to be drown to animals for reason. This only way to save our planet and their future. - "As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings, he will NEVER know HEALTH or PEACE. For as long as man massacre animals they WILL kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain CANNOT reap joy and love." - Pythagoras (580 -470 BC/BCE) Greek mathematician & philosopher
When my son was in elementary school, you used to be able to play games with random people on Yahoo messenger (idk if that's still a thing because who uses it anymore?). He was matched up with a (apparently) older woman in Scrabble who asked at one point how old he was. "I'm 9, how old are you?" To which she replied "I'm older than dirt!" Later in the game she said, "You're pretty good for 9!" My son typed back "Thanks! You're pretty good for dirt."
I was a young teen when my future uncle babysat us for the first and last time. He woke up on the couch to find a mostly empty can of beer he left on the coffee table the night before. So he took a giant swig. I think he got most of it down before he realized that the large mouthful was not beer but pure pickle juice.
These are funny, but there's a difference between being smart and being clever. My niece was composing music at 5, last I checked speaks 3 languages and is the youngest black belt in her category, but can't have an original thought to save her life.
Of course that children are smart, that is the part of their survival instinct, so let's teach them compassion and kindness and that starts with animals - children tend to be drown to animals for reason. This only way to save our planet and their future. - "As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings, he will NEVER know HEALTH or PEACE. For as long as man massacre animals they WILL kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain CANNOT reap joy and love." - Pythagoras (580 -470 BC/BCE) Greek mathematician & philosopher
When my son was in elementary school, you used to be able to play games with random people on Yahoo messenger (idk if that's still a thing because who uses it anymore?). He was matched up with a (apparently) older woman in Scrabble who asked at one point how old he was. "I'm 9, how old are you?" To which she replied "I'm older than dirt!" Later in the game she said, "You're pretty good for 9!" My son typed back "Thanks! You're pretty good for dirt."
I was a young teen when my future uncle babysat us for the first and last time. He woke up on the couch to find a mostly empty can of beer he left on the coffee table the night before. So he took a giant swig. I think he got most of it down before he realized that the large mouthful was not beer but pure pickle juice.
These are funny, but there's a difference between being smart and being clever. My niece was composing music at 5, last I checked speaks 3 languages and is the youngest black belt in her category, but can't have an original thought to save her life.