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Have you ever thought of the best comeback only after it was too late? Right before bed, while taking a shower or standing in an elevator, you get your light-bulb moment: “Ahh, why didn't I think of it before?” The French even came up with a term for that, l'esprit de l'escalier—the spirit of the staircase—and it means that the perfect retort arises only when it doesn't matter anymore.

However, this does not apply to everyone. A select few have the superpower of coming up with snappy one-liners on the spot, and the r/CleverComebacks subreddit is the site to go for these legendary comments. As the moderators put it, “If someone just got shown up, this is the place to post it.“

So make sure to scroll down and upvote your favorite retorts! And if you can't get enough of snappy comebacks, make sure to check out Bored Panda's previous posts here, here and here.

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He Was Asking For It!

He Was Asking For It!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a prick. I'm against violence, but that idiot was screaming for it.

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If you'd like to share a post on the “Clever Comebacks“ subreddit page, there's a few rules you need to follow. Firstly, you should know what a witty comment is. According to the moderators, it's “responses to someone that, for lack of a better word, roasts them.” Also, baseless insults, tasteless jokes, “no, u” style replies are what they call garbage content, and nobody likes them.

When you think about it, the only obvious goal when trying to think of a snappy comeback is to get a good laugh and share your original thought. And the same applies to real-life situations. If you hate those awkward moments when your friends or coworkers throw you a snide comment and everything that comes to your mind just sounds lame, don't worry. In real life, not many people can be as clever as Dr. House or Chandler Bing, but there's a few ways you can improve your reactions and become wittier.

One of the things that could make you better is the world of improv acting. When it comes to showing your wit, timing is everything. The reply should be as spontaneous as the words that took you by surprise. One way of improving would be to become a better active listener. As Abigail Paul, workshop facilitator and training developer, told the BBC, “people think faster than others speak, giving the listener “extra time“ to compose an answer, even while they give the appearance of still listening to what the other person is saying.”

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Come to think of it, there have been many times when we already wanted to share an idea with the person who's not yet finished talking. “Most of us don't listen to the whole message,” Paul said, “we are just waiting to make our own points.” So if you want to whip out snappy remarks, you should actively listen to what the other person is saying and use the unexpected material she or he gave you.

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Not Be A Baby Machine

Not Be A Baby Machine

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"the transformed wife"? "godly womanhood"? Gosh, that lady is so brainwashed, it's sparkling inside her head.

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This Always Makes Me Laugh

This Always Makes Me Laugh

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Michelle
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As much as I don’t like a lot of PETAs ways of doing things, this reply did make me laugh

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Sometimes, when we receive a biting remark, we might feel offended. Belina Raffy, a business improvisation consultant, said that negative comments usually come from a place of insecurity. So when it comes to your coworker who constantly tosses you rude remarks, remember that responding positively might ease the pressure and keep projects going smoothly. ”Positive witty comments build trust among colleagues, bosses and subordinates, and they can turn a formerly harsh environment into an accepting one,” Raffy said.

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It Was Social Distancing Haha

It Was Social Distancing Haha

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly this person got their prehistoric knowledge from watching The Flintstones.

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They Don't Give A Damn

They Don't Give A Damn

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I interest you in some fairtrade organic aloe for that... BURN?!?!?!

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Another great tip would be silencing your inner critic: “It’s about letting go of the need to judge ourselves,” Raffy explains. You should try saying what's on your mind without thinking about it. In improv theater, actors try to let go of their inner voice and give in to their “deepest fantasies” in order to say something spontaneous that they would never say in real life.

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German History Lesson

German History Lesson

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

- printing press - light bulb - telephone - tape recorder - turntable - mp3 - tv - first freely programmable computer - generator - automobile - jet engine - helicopter - jeans - toothpaste - periodic table of elements - theory of relativity - x-rays - nuclear fission - bacteriology - aspirin Just to name a few.

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Oof. That Burn Needs Some Love

Oof. That Burn Needs Some Love

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Someone Needs A Refresher On Anatomy

Someone Needs A Refresher On Anatomy

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So THAT'S how his wife explained all those kids, even if he never had sex with her while awake!

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Lunar Bicycle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was five (1970s), I thought the vagina was at the front of the body, right behind the zipper on pants, and that babies were birthed from the belly button. I was five! What’s this jackass’s excuse?!

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Around that age, my brother claimed to have watched a parade before he was born. He said that he climbed up from Mom's belly and looked out through her mouth. I was four or so, I was fairly sure he was lying, but couldn't prove it.

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Vorknkx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, that's exactly how a vаgina works... in horror movies :D

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK... this is a joke, right? I have not been checking my vagina in the mornings to see what it might have vacuumed up in the night...😲😲😲

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Adrian
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And a blow job is when the vacuum vagina runs in reverse.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not need to search for a roomba anymore! That's a power i didn't know my vagina had!

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Zaza
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you never had sex without telling me you never had sex

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Rebekah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know in the movie Tremors, when the creatures open their mouths, and the little tongue/mouth/icky creatures come out searching for the humans? This is what I'm picturing from this VaginaVacuum action. "What's that noise?" "Oh, just my VV, searching for a flaccid penis."

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Nicki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you've never had sex without telling me you've never had sex. 🤦🏽‍♀️🙄

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tw 72
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trust me, dude, your wife is PRETENDING to be asleep to AVOID sex with you!

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Mich
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL!!! Fantastic comeback to someone who is either insane, or….I don’t know - insane?

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Paul Davis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeezus it's unbelievable there are people broadcasting ideas and attitudes that were outdated 200 years ago. How are we ever going to build a good society with damned morons like this running around?

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BusLady
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds like a first graders explanation of the birds and the bees.

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Hotdogking
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Question for these kinds of people; if God hates sex, why is it pleasurable in the first place?

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Lovin' Life
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. But it is absolutely hilarious. My ribs are hurting from laughing so hard. The comments are just icing on the cake!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're absolutely right. Forceful sex IS unnatural. It's commonly called rape. #consent

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Seabeast
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone please bring back sex education in schools and not let nutty parents forbid it?

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LH25
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I can't procreate anymore. Had a hysterotomy 5 years ago. I need to tell hubby that we can't have any more fun in the bedroom I guess... :)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To quote another BP article....What in the Scooby Doo shiz is this?

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Mary Rose Kent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You’ve clearly never worked in a position where you are interfacing with real, live ordinary Americans. So many of us are appalling!

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Callie Krisel
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So tell me why there’s a part of the vagina that has a sole purpose of pleasure 🙄

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Pamela Blue
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my goodness I haven't giggled so hard for a long time! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

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Stephanie L Thesing
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s about the grossest description of intercourse I’ve encountered. Can’t stop picturing it…..🤢

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Lori
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, this is now added to my list, as one of the most bizarre, creepy things someone has thought! Ahhh!

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DC
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who even comes up with that kind of crap? I know asexual people who are more than aware that this isn't exactly how it is going ... unconsciousness during intercourse screams something very very else than natural procreaton to me, something worth quite a few years behind bars.......

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sh*t, if my vagina could do that then mywholehouse would be clean lol

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vvvwwwwooom...sluuup...glop....flooop *40 weeks later* waaaah

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J Robertson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually terrifying. I saw a story recently about a young married couple trying to conceive. It had been like a year with multiple doctors visits and testing trying to figure out why they couldn't get pregnant. They thought he had to ejaculate in/on her belly button!!!!!

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Betty Swallocks
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like her dad liked to spoon in the middle of the night.....

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this actually sounds like he is making an excuse for rape

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Chris Sprucefield
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While there are no cure for stupid, at least, a liberal amount of duct tape can muffle it, or render it less harmful...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was that original article supposed to be funny or someone just got hit by a really big coconut?

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Grace and Lucy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who ever wrote this gem is trying desperately to avoid the real description of intercourse. Reminds me of something written in the early to middle 20th century. The book: Little Women, the Estrogen Years.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

like my wife could do that while snoring her tits off

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James Pasquini
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

roflmao! Oh my! So if two people are in love and want to reproduce, all they have to do is to go to sleep while embraced? lol! Would that work if the woman was embracing the man from behind? I mean they are embraced, love one another and are SLEEPING! Magical!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now there is a person who is totally clueless. He is going to be a republican senator one day.

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Carole Strawn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, who explained the facts of life to them? Outrageous but the comment below made me laugh out loud.

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Carol Emory
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is someone laying the ground work for "Of course the baby is yours. You probably f***ed me in the middle of the night when you were sleeping and don't remember."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, you know what? I've heard this before. This theory came from a quack doctor living in the 1800's. He also believed that this event happened only in the spring. I had no idea any of that was still kicking around. Huh.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As if more proofs were needed to explain why we should have more sex education...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BEST "Bees and Honey" Story EVER! I´m gonna steal that.... bahahaa

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Joanna Werman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what else his penis has been sucked into while he's been sleeping? Lamp? Microwave? Out the window

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Anna Banana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did their god make survival of the species dependent on sex if sex is such a bad thing?

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ashtree80
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forceful sexual intercourse...rape??? There are too many things wrong with this entire post!

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Laly Lynch
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who tf came up with this shyt??!!! I've heard it all now.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her mother was the mother in the movie Sybil, and told her this bullshit. She is one of Sybil's personalities.

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Steve Fischer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The stupid walk amongst us. Someone vacuumed up her brain a long time ago. Now she's just an airhead

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Andrew Dunford
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is So Funny!! What Sort of Primative Fucktard came up with this Bullshit??!?!

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Sheila Stamey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person cannot possibly identify as either male or female. ( The author of the ridiculous hoover procreation story that sounds faintly like the rhetoric of the LDS). Because .... Well..neither genitals can do what is described! I feel so sad. Something given to us to enjoy,that gives beautiful gifts and this idjit writes this drivel!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gosh..I laughed too loud reading this..kind of terrifying to imagine the wrong end starting the vaccum opration. All without electricity and completely unatural.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have been laughing at this one for a while now. Tears rolling down my face

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to mention that "very much in love" is a modern invention.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a kid I literarily thought a woman would somehow get pregnant when they would lie in bed naked together XD I was right lmao

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, according to this, the vagina is now the alien facehuggers from Aliens??? 🤣🤦‍♀️

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's one of the most ridiculous things I ever read.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

flaccid penis..."Its not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it IS a big deal"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahah I nearly choked on my food! Hahhahahah I love the reply!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How the f**k can anyone be this stupid? Did an eight year old write that?

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Remi Flynne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An 8 yer old should still have an age appropriate understanding of human biology.

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Let's not forget the brands that make clever comebacks a key part of their communication with customers. One obvious example is the fast-food chain Wendy's and their made-up social media holiday—National Roast Day. Their communications team does not hold back when it comes to witty replies in their social channels. The question is, do the customers actually value it?

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A Punchline From Twitter, Does This Count As A Meme?

A Punchline From Twitter, Does This Count As A Meme?

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Got Roasted By A Police Twitter

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A survey by Sprout Social suggests that such responses are actually not appreciated by customers. Brand personality should connect your product to its consumers but as it turns out, that's not always the case. Sprout surveyed 1,000 consumers on which traits they want brands to share on social media and what action behaviors like humor or friendliness cause.

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Yep May Be It Is True

Yep May Be It Is True

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not illegal to seek asylum. Also, documented immigrants have lower rates of committing violent, property, or drug crimes than native-born citizens. Undocumented immigrants have rates even lower than them. The anti-immigrant, xenophobic fear-mongering that happens here is ridiculous and repulsive. Here's the research if anyone needs to educate friends or family: https://www.pnas.org/content/117/51/32340

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Whatever Your Weakness, There's A Hellion To Exploit It

Whatever Your Weakness, There's A Hellion To Exploit It

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

do you think Jeff has anymore d*** rockets? I need to get off this planet, permanently

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It seems that “three-quarters of consumers surveyed believe there’s value in brands exhibiting humor on social but only one-third actually want brands to bring on the snark full force.” The majority of consumers buy from brands that are honest, helpful and friendly. “It turns out that at the end of the day, consumers want brands to use social as a customer care channel”, Sprout explains. So while this kind of risky brand personality offers you a great deal of exposure, it seems that it's actually bad for business.

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Most Of Us Are Too

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Elon Musk Gets Destroyed By Facts And Logic

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Lastly, for a clever comeback to be considered great, it has to be honest. "The best retorts speak truth — when a person calls something that the other people didn't see," said Paul. "That's generally what makes us laugh." So if you think of a clever comeback that's piercingly accurate and say it right there on the spot, you feel absolutely great because you know that you've earned it.

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True Perfection Has Been Achieved

True Perfection Has Been Achieved

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Old But Gold

Old But Gold

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Congratulations to Australia for deporting her when she acted like a brat about quarantining.

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Accessible Parking, But Only During Office Hours

Accessible Parking, But Only During Office Hours

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Finnally A Manager Making A Comeback

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Found This While Browsing Instead Of Sleeping

Found This While Browsing Instead Of Sleeping

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Would You Like Some Whine With That?

Would You Like Some Whine With That?

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Technically He Spoke Genders Into Existence Because By His Very Word He Can Create

Technically He Spoke Genders Into Existence Because By His Very Word He Can Create

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I Prayed For Help And God Sent Doctors With The Vaccine, I Said "No Thanks, I'm Waiting For God To Help Me"

I Prayed For Help And God Sent Doctors With The Vaccine, I Said "No Thanks, I'm Waiting For God To Help Me"

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Adrian
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, God sent doctors with vaccines which had been developed by other doctors using the brains God gave them, and you turned them all down. Wow!

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Mindy Kaling Shuttin’ ‘Em Down

Mindy Kaling Shuttin’ ‘Em Down

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Not Sure What Is The Objective Is Here?

Not Sure What Is The Objective Is Here?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

99.9% of the people claiming something is "socialism" don't have any idea what socialism means

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Nasa Is Untrustworthy

Nasa Is Untrustworthy

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ignorance is the absence of knowledge. Stupidity is the presence of knowledge and the refusal to use it. Paul Coelho

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It Really Is The Churches Motto Tho

It Really Is The Churches Motto Tho

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GoodWolf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Really? A pastor saying "show up acting stupid and find out if we have guns"?? WTF and I'm not even religious

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The Real Deal

The Real Deal

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

even if he stays out of the emergency room (which he should) he'll still impact others, either by transmitting the disease to the vulnerable or to spread misinformation.

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She Seems So Dumb

She Seems So Dumb

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll pay 38 dollars for a burrito if it means someone is able to pay their bills

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Why Do Some People Want Others To Have It Bad Cruz They Had ? Hope This Isn't Already Here

Why Do Some People Want Others To Have It Bad Cruz They Had ? Hope This Isn't Already Here

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why is there such a big obsession with the military, I mean killing others or getting yourself killed is hardly a good thing

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I'm Not A Gamer For Nothing

I'm Not A Gamer For Nothing

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Look I Made A Joke

Look I Made A Joke

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you can't spell stupid without u, except this probably isn't a coincidence

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Does Jlo Have A Reply To That?

Does Jlo Have A Reply To That?

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In 1919 And 1920, At The Very Start Of His Career, Tolkien Worked On The Staff Of The Oxford English Dictionary; He Later Said Of This Time That He “.. Learned More In Those Two Years Than In Any Other Equal Period Of My Life”

In 1919 And 1920, At The Very Start Of His Career, Tolkien Worked On The Staff Of The Oxford English Dictionary; He Later Said Of This Time That He “.. Learned More In Those Two Years Than In Any Other Equal Period Of My Life”

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#44

It Works Both Ways!

It Works Both Ways!

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River Webb
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

honestly pack your bags and leave, save your husband the trouble

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#45

He Wants The Ring Please

He Wants The Ring Please

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#46

Don’t Mistake Empathy For Weaknesses

Don’t Mistake Empathy For Weaknesses

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#47

Getting Schooled

Getting Schooled

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how do people who barely managed a high school degree get into parliament?

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State Representative Got Owned!

State Representative Got Owned!

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Tamra Stiffler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It disgusts me to my core when adults use children to further their political or personal ideology.

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#50

We Need No Masks Because Viruses Are Not Real

We Need No Masks Because Viruses Are Not Real

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Not Sure If This Has Been Posted Here Yet, Sorry If It Has Been

Not Sure If This Has Been Posted Here Yet, Sorry If It Has Been

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Susie Elle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand how forcing existing characters to be queer is a sign of inclusion. To me that's like making a Jane Bond and giving yourself a pat on the shoulder for being so inclusive.

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