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He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, because Santa is a creepy stocker.
Am I going to hell for laughing way more than necessary at this? 😢
This whole "War on Christmas" c**p has to stop. If someone says "merry christmas" to you and you don't celebrate it, it's fine. It's not going to kill you. People need to think about the fact that someone is wishing you well. Be grateful. It goes the other way too. If someone says "happy holidays" to you and you are a devout Christian try not to lose your mind. You are fine. No one is hurting you.
I'm a devout Christian and personally, I don't mind either greeting and use both. It's the spirit that counts, not the words you use,
Load More Replies...I got this politically correct Holliday greeting email a couple years back. It's still valid —-Festive Greetings—- Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2015, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishers. This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. ‘Holiday’ is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof). Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher actually to implement any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of it. This greeting is void where prohibited by law. - See more at: http://www.emeraldfrog.co.uk/the-most-politically-correct-festive-greeting-ever
This is the best one I've seen in a long time!
Load More Replies...I don't celebrate any holidays. When I'm wished a Happy whatever, I just say thank you and get on with my life. It's not that hard to do.
I don't care what anyone wishes me! I'm just grateful that they took time out of their day to wish me well, in whatever way is important to them. It's good of them to think enough of me to wish me well.
This reminds me of the video of the women who was going off on some man just because he said "hello". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpvnO0p9KvU Be advised, she cusses A LOT.
You know if you steel a person's comment reusing it within the post you stole it from makes you look like an effing moron. You know that...? Right?
Load More Replies...Why does this have to matter? I say Merry Christmas to people. I say Happy Holidays to people. There's no need to make it a big deal.
This reminds me of the video of the women who was going off on some man just because he said "hello". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpvnO0p9KvU Be advised, she cusses A LOT.
Please don't steal my comment. I posted this when only two people had commented. You literally copied and pasted my comment. Because of what you did, people are now down-voting me and calling me an moron. Next time you decide to steal someone's comment, consider what it might do to the other person.
Load More Replies...I have NEVER understood why many people get upset when someone says Happy Holidays. Not everyone celebrates Christmas and by constantly saying Merry Christmas to anyone, we are basically denying that other religions and holidays exist. Saying happy holidays is not going to make your religion disappear you stupid uptight Christians. Grow up.
Well if somebody says merry Christmas to you it's still meant as a friendly greeting!! No one should get all huffy about it.. :|
Load More Replies...I think it's not hard to be nicer that someone who ultimately wants humanity's downfall...
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