As much as we’d like the cursed year of 2020 to end without leaving it the opportunity to raise our cortisol levels from stress even further, it doesn’t mean that the Christmas holidays are canceled.
In fact, if you’re reading the post, I must give you a big round of applause for surviving it, ‘cause at this point, no one can be sure about virtually anything. Like whether or not we won’t choke on a turkey breast covered in gravy, or whether or not you might enter a warzone with your in-laws for making fun of Covid deniers.
But that doesn’t mean there were no fails. On the contrary, Christmas makes everyone super vulnerable to all kinds of failure. Like, receiving the worst Santa gifts, finding the perfume bottle you gifted to your loved one next to the toilet fresheners, or simply realizing your Christmas hasn’t been very merry—no one is immune to their fair share of festive breakdown.
I leave the stage to this merry Bored Panda compilation of all the what-ifs and oh-my-gods turned reality that just reminds us once again that this is not your usual Christmas. It’s Christmas: 2020 edition.
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There Was An Attempt To Wrap A Gift For Christmas
My 81-Year-Old Grandma Didn't Look Close Enough At The Jumper She Bought For Xmas This Year
My Sister Rented A Flat Here In North Of Iceland For Christmas, This Is Her View
The average British household spends around £500 on gifts during the traditional holiday season, equaling Americans who spend about $650, according to BBC. Let these numbers sink in for a moment. Gifting is a quintessential part of the Christmas season, the act which makes us all somehow happier, and even helps to make our relationships stronger.
Equally, choosing the wrong gift to your loved one or a family member can have a negative toll on your relationship with them. Elizabeth Dunn, a psychology professor at the University of British Columbia in Canada told BBC that “choosing the wrong gift can be kind of risky for relationships because it says you don’t have anything in common.”
A similar 2008 study looked at how good and bad gifts can influence relationships. The results published in Social Cognition magazine showed that “males, as opposed to females, reported less similarity to their new romantic partner after receiving an undesirable gift, suggesting that males are more likely to react unfavorably to receiving gifts they do not want.”
One Sprout For Christmas Dinner
I feel like the price should have been a giveaway here...or at least warranted a second look.
Maybe the price was displayed as £ 1.18/kg and he assumed ordering the quantity of 1 would mean 1 kilogram. He probably bought some other stuff, too, and didn't really notice the breakdown price upon payment.
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This reminds me of the Christmas episode of Bottom, 'Holy'. Richie made himself a massive stocking filled with gifts; he'd wrapped up stuff for Christmas dinner and the sprouts were all done individually to make it look like he had loads of presents :-)
I bet they're still talking about "that crazy guy who ordered ONE sprout" and maybe in 10 or 26 years, when they're telling it to yet more people, someone will point out hat you probably meant ONE BAG. The light bulb over their head will go off. it will send their whole world into chaos.
Also we now know that one brussel sprout weighs approximately 0,022kg.
As bad as some items on Amazon as well! I ordered a mane comb for my horses, and it ended up being an aluminum comb so small, only Barbie could use it!
Also, please tell Tesco that they're called Brussels sprouts, not Brussel sprouts.
But... how do you order then? How many is one kilo? So you have to order 50 sprouts and hope it's the right amount? This is a stupid system.
Thought so too until last year, when my brother made them taste really nice!
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My Tesco delivery came on Monday and I was expecting mushroom pate. Unavailable. So what did some moronic picker substitute it with? Brussels pate! I know the pickers are under pressure time-wise but come on, use your common sense. I was looking forward to that too.
Oh, yeah, I once put "1" as the quantity for dumplings. They brought me 1 dumpling....
Um.... wouldn't the total of only 3p warranted a second look at your order?
Okay honest-to-goodness? Who in their right mind, assuming they have one jk lol Would think that a customer is ordering one literal sprout?
Also who the fućk counts how many sprouts they want? It should be sold by weight at least
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Didn't want to worry you, just to be aware. Enjoy - I love roasted sprouts with way too much garlic 😋
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A price of 1.18/kilo of Brussel Sprouts? In Canada, we often are forced to pay $4.00 per pound! I am not pleased.
I ordered one apple via Instacart last week and they picked 5 gigantic apples. I made pie.
Expiration Day
Watched My Friends Dogs Today While They Were Gone, Tried To Get A Cute Picture For Them And Ended Up With Accidental Gem/Nightmare. Merry Christmas!
Other studies have shown that while shopping for gifts, we tend to focus on the person’s unique traits. As a result, gifts become very specific, but it may lead us to “ignore other aspects of their wants and needs, which may make us buy them an inferior gift.” As an alternative, gifting the same things to multiple people won’t make them compare who got what, and they also may be happy with the same thing.
The question remains whether we, as a society, put too much importance on the vain side of Christmas. Stressing out about gifting and receiving gifts causes the danger of forgetting what we all gather for in the first place. After all, these unprecedented times that we live in now urge us to rethink our values and priorities and turn to increasingly everlasting things.
Most Of My Gifts Are Stuck In A Distribution Center, And Have Been For Over 2 Weeks. Guess My Brother In Law Gets This
My 6-Year-Old Got Tattoo Markers For Christmas And Disappeared For Half An Hour. Bonus: We Can't Get It To Come Off
That Is How You Know Your Mom Listens To Everything You Say
For Christmas, My Dad Received The Exact Outfit That He Was Wearing
Cat Ruins Christmas Photo
Sister-In-Law Orders A Japanese Whiskey For Me Every Christmas. I Don’t Think She Read The Description This Time When She Shipped Me A $50 Bottle Of Soy Sauce
Or maybe it’s a subtle hint you should stop drinking and start eating sushi?
My Girlfriend And I Bought Each Other The Exact Same Present. I've Never Laughed So Hard In My Life
Well, Back To Video Games And Beer
I Ordered A 6ft Tall Rainbow Tree From A Facebook Ad And This Is What Showed Up. I'm Crying From Laughing So Hard, I've Never Had This Happen In Real Life
I Got My 80 Yr Old Father This As A Gag Gift. When He Opened It, He Got All Embarrassed And Immediately Tucked It Away. Later, I Privately Asked Him Why He Got All Weird About It, And I Found Out That He Was Under The Impression That It Was A Sex Toy
My Parents (Late 70s) Got Me A PS5 Controller For Christmas. I Do Not Own A Playstation 5
I Know It’s Supposed To Be A Soldier Kneeling But I Don’t See That
12-Year-Old Set His Lawn On Fire After Getting Magnifying Glass For Christmas
Christmas Day was memorable to say the least! My twelve-year-old son Cayden, who is an avid reader, an honor student, and interested in science, asked for a magnifying glass for Christmas. (It’s like a basketball player asking for basketball shoes.) We thought it was for reading, but instead, he tried to see if he could light a fire with it! We discovered that he and his two brothers went out on the driveway to see if they could burn a couple holes in some newspaper. Everything was under control until the boys came running into the house telling us that a corner of the lawn was on fire and the Christmas lights were melting! Justin and I rushed outside to see the entire front lawn turning black! We grabbed buckets, turned on the hose and sprinklers, and I grabbed blankets to smother and trap it - before it could spread any more into the neighbors' yard! What a sight to see - a bunch of people running around crazy trying to put a front lawn fire out while wearing matching Christmas jammies!
I want to reiterate this was an accident. It could have been worse but it wasn’t. So instead of a tragedy, it will now be a Christmas to remember! 2019 - The Christmas lawn lit on fire. Oh and never buy a magnifying glass for your son!
The Letters On My Holiday Bathroom Towel Wore Off
Every Year My In-Laws Have A Gingerbread House Competition And Every Year I’m Still A Disappointment
I’m A 23-Year-Old Man That Can Rebuild An Engine, Fabricate My Own Parts, And Drive Anything With A Steering Wheel. But For The Life Of Me Cannot Wrap An X-Mas Gift
What I Ordered vs. What I Got
My Wife Started Painting Ornaments For Christmas, And Only Realized After She Finished This Bird That She Did It Upside Down
Still beautiful! Paint another on the other side facing the right direction and it looks intentional 😁
Nailed It.
Wasn't On, Nobody Standing Near It, And My Oven Just Shattered. Just In Time For The Holidays
My Brother Got A Shirt For Christmas
Got This For Christmas Because I Always Lose My Keys, But Now I Can’t Find My Keys To Put It On The Keychain
Walked Outside To Leave For Work Today, And Some Kind Individual Stole All My Wheels. Happy Holidays
Bought My Wife's Christmas Gift On 12/10 And Was So Proud Of Myself When I Paid Extra For Two-Day FedEx Shipping
It's been from WI to IL to NE to CO to NV to UT and is now in CA. I live on the East Coast.
After Buying Christmas Decorations For My House, I Was Biking Home And Was Hit By A Car (Hit And Run) Causing Me To Black Out From Massive Head Trauma. This Is How Much I Owe For My Ambulance Bill
When The Perfume You Bought Your Wife For Christmas Ends Up In The Toilet As 'Air Freshener'
Dad's Christmas Hasn’t Been Very Merry
This 'Bottle Of Scotch' At My Office's White Elephant Gift Exchange Was Stolen Twice Before Anyone Opened It
Stolen means someone claimed it. The first person picks a gift, the next person and pick one or "steal: the one the first person got and then that person gets to pick another gift. The last person to pick has the best deal since they can "steal" gift from anyone or take the last remaining gift.
Apparently One Of Our Present From Family Was A Box Of Fudge. Dogs Figured It Out And Now There Is Puke All Over My House
One of my cats sat in a Christmas bag under the tree that contained a blanket for my mom. And peed. I washed it good, kept it, and bought my mom a new one and moved all the presents to my son's room where the kitties don't go. Its funny because out if the 4 blankets I bought for gifts, the cat peed on the exact one that I wanted for myself but was giving it to mom instead. So it worked out.
Ordered An Ortament That Was Described As Ceramic In The Description (Top Pic), What I Got Was The Other 2 Pics
My Friends In The Sky Decided To Leave Me A Christmas Present While I Was Away. Thanks, Guys
There's a guy a dozen posts up with a black biohazard suit he might lend you.
When Your Puppy Chews Your Son’s Big Gift On Christmas Eve
Happy Christmas
Sibling Gift Exchange
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made in china is actually good. It's facebook ads that you shouldn't trust.
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Those made me feel solidarity with so many people around the country. Thanks for sharing. God bless everyone; let’s hope we all have better luck in the future.
I got just what I wanted this year: a telescope. Thankfully, it arrived undamaged.
Oh wow. That's awesome. I've always wanted a telescope. That's a pretty awesome gift.
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Not mine but my friends. His dog, who they had only had for a few days got into the bin and got a chicken bone stuck in its gut. Had to pick it up from surgery on Christmas Day... cost them a big bill that’s for sure
made in china is actually good. It's facebook ads that you shouldn't trust.
Load More Replies... Those made me feel solidarity with so many people around the country. Thanks for sharing. God bless everyone; let’s hope we all have better luck in the future.
I got just what I wanted this year: a telescope. Thankfully, it arrived undamaged.
Oh wow. That's awesome. I've always wanted a telescope. That's a pretty awesome gift.
Load More Replies... Not mine but my friends. His dog, who they had only had for a few days got into the bin and got a chicken bone stuck in its gut. Had to pick it up from surgery on Christmas Day... cost them a big bill that’s for sure
