As much as we’d like the cursed year of 2020 to end without leaving it the opportunity to raise our cortisol levels from stress even further, it doesn’t mean that the Christmas holidays are canceled.
In fact, if you’re reading the post, I must give you a big round of applause for surviving it, ‘cause at this point, no one can be sure about virtually anything. Like whether or not we won’t choke on a turkey breast covered in gravy, or whether or not you might enter a warzone with your in-laws for making fun of Covid deniers.
But that doesn’t mean there were no fails. On the contrary, Christmas makes everyone super vulnerable to all kinds of failure. Like, receiving the worst Santa gifts, finding the perfume bottle you gifted to your loved one next to the toilet fresheners, or simply realizing your Christmas hasn’t been very merry—no one is immune to their fair share of festive breakdown.
I leave the stage to this merry Bored Panda compilation of all the what-ifs and oh-my-gods turned reality that just reminds us once again that this is not your usual Christmas. It’s Christmas: 2020 edition.
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There Was An Attempt To Wrap A Gift For Christmas
My 81-Year-Old Grandma Didn't Look Close Enough At The Jumper She Bought For Xmas This Year
My Sister Rented A Flat Here In North Of Iceland For Christmas, This Is Her View
The average British household spends around £500 on gifts during the traditional holiday season, equaling Americans who spend about $650, according to BBC. Let these numbers sink in for a moment. Gifting is a quintessential part of the Christmas season, the act which makes us all somehow happier, and even helps to make our relationships stronger.
Equally, choosing the wrong gift to your loved one or a family member can have a negative toll on your relationship with them. Elizabeth Dunn, a psychology professor at the University of British Columbia in Canada told BBC that “choosing the wrong gift can be kind of risky for relationships because it says you don’t have anything in common.”
A similar 2008 study looked at how good and bad gifts can influence relationships. The results published in Social Cognition magazine showed that “males, as opposed to females, reported less similarity to their new romantic partner after receiving an undesirable gift, suggesting that males are more likely to react unfavorably to receiving gifts they do not want.”
One Sprout For Christmas Dinner
Expiration Day
Watched My Friends Dogs Today While They Were Gone, Tried To Get A Cute Picture For Them And Ended Up With Accidental Gem/Nightmare. Merry Christmas!
Other studies have shown that while shopping for gifts, we tend to focus on the person’s unique traits. As a result, gifts become very specific, but it may lead us to “ignore other aspects of their wants and needs, which may make us buy them an inferior gift.” As an alternative, gifting the same things to multiple people won’t make them compare who got what, and they also may be happy with the same thing.
The question remains whether we, as a society, put too much importance on the vain side of Christmas. Stressing out about gifting and receiving gifts causes the danger of forgetting what we all gather for in the first place. After all, these unprecedented times that we live in now urge us to rethink our values and priorities and turn to increasingly everlasting things.
Most Of My Gifts Are Stuck In A Distribution Center, And Have Been For Over 2 Weeks. Guess My Brother In Law Gets This
My 6-Year-Old Got Tattoo Markers For Christmas And Disappeared For Half An Hour. Bonus: We Can't Get It To Come Off
That Is How You Know Your Mom Listens To Everything You Say
For Christmas, My Dad Received The Exact Outfit That He Was Wearing
Cat Ruins Christmas Photo
Sister-In-Law Orders A Japanese Whiskey For Me Every Christmas. I Don’t Think She Read The Description This Time When She Shipped Me A $50 Bottle Of Soy Sauce
Or maybe it’s a subtle hint you should stop drinking and start eating sushi?
My Girlfriend And I Bought Each Other The Exact Same Present. I've Never Laughed So Hard In My Life
Well, Back To Video Games And Beer
I Ordered A 6ft Tall Rainbow Tree From A Facebook Ad And This Is What Showed Up. I'm Crying From Laughing So Hard, I've Never Had This Happen In Real Life
I Got My 80 Yr Old Father This As A Gag Gift. When He Opened It, He Got All Embarrassed And Immediately Tucked It Away. Later, I Privately Asked Him Why He Got All Weird About It, And I Found Out That He Was Under The Impression That It Was A Sex Toy
My Parents (Late 70s) Got Me A PS5 Controller For Christmas. I Do Not Own A Playstation 5
I Know It’s Supposed To Be A Soldier Kneeling But I Don’t See That
12-Year-Old Set His Lawn On Fire After Getting Magnifying Glass For Christmas
Christmas Day was memorable to say the least! My twelve-year-old son Cayden, who is an avid reader, an honor student, and interested in science, asked for a magnifying glass for Christmas. (It’s like a basketball player asking for basketball shoes.) We thought it was for reading, but instead, he tried to see if he could light a fire with it! We discovered that he and his two brothers went out on the driveway to see if they could burn a couple holes in some newspaper. Everything was under control until the boys came running into the house telling us that a corner of the lawn was on fire and the Christmas lights were melting! Justin and I rushed outside to see the entire front lawn turning black! We grabbed buckets, turned on the hose and sprinklers, and I grabbed blankets to smother and trap it - before it could spread any more into the neighbors' yard! What a sight to see - a bunch of people running around crazy trying to put a front lawn fire out while wearing matching Christmas jammies!
I want to reiterate this was an accident. It could have been worse but it wasn’t. So instead of a tragedy, it will now be a Christmas to remember! 2019 - The Christmas lawn lit on fire. Oh and never buy a magnifying glass for your son!
The Letters On My Holiday Bathroom Towel Wore Off
Every Year My In-Laws Have A Gingerbread House Competition And Every Year I’m Still A Disappointment
I’m A 23-Year-Old Man That Can Rebuild An Engine, Fabricate My Own Parts, And Drive Anything With A Steering Wheel. But For The Life Of Me Cannot Wrap An X-Mas Gift
What I Ordered vs. What I Got
My Wife Started Painting Ornaments For Christmas, And Only Realized After She Finished This Bird That She Did It Upside Down
Still beautiful! Paint another on the other side facing the right direction and it looks intentional 😁
Nailed It.
Wasn't On, Nobody Standing Near It, And My Oven Just Shattered. Just In Time For The Holidays
My Brother Got A Shirt For Christmas
Got This For Christmas Because I Always Lose My Keys, But Now I Can’t Find My Keys To Put It On The Keychain
Walked Outside To Leave For Work Today, And Some Kind Individual Stole All My Wheels. Happy Holidays
Bought My Wife's Christmas Gift On 12/10 And Was So Proud Of Myself When I Paid Extra For Two-Day FedEx Shipping
It's been from WI to IL to NE to CO to NV to UT and is now in CA. I live on the East Coast.
FedEx is honestly the worst shipping company you can pick. Very expensive and they never deliver anything on time. Your package will also take odd trips where it moves further away from the destination.
Most of the time when ordering you don't get to pick the company they use to ship it.
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This year my mom sent me my Christmas present two weeks early and I got it after Christmas because it took a detour in Portland, Oregon. My mom lives in New York and I live in Colorado, so...
I ordered an item from Amazon which was shipped from a suburb of Detroit. I live in southern Ontario about 280 km from Detroit. When I tracked the parcel FedEx shipped it to Vancouver and then Toronto before getting to me. They shipped it over 8,500 km to cover a distance of 280 km. Who routes traffic for FedEx????
That keeps happening to people. I thought it was bad enough when something I ordered went from Atlanta to Jacksonville when I lived BETWEEN those cities.
Maybe they're trying to draw you a wee picture on the map from all the places it's been? I mean, could be lol
Yup, the cookies I sent my Mom for Hannukah arrived just in time for Christmas
Two friends still have their gifts sitting in Oak Park, Illinois...for two months!
I have a friend that paid for 2 day express shipping... she lives in south Fl. Her kids north... her package, went to Hawaii for a two week vacation, then Texas before coming back to Florida!
Guess USPS hates you too, I had a package come from Japan, said could not deliver bad address, sat at the P.O. for 14 days, but the day I figure things out, it is all of a sudden on it;s way back to Japan. Kicker? The shipping label did not scan right, but right up above the scan bar, was my name and address in like 2 inch font. Guess your not required to read anymore to deliver mail. SMH
Wow, ya we are having this issue but not an Xmas gift, just some car parts we need to get the car running. Live on the east coast. Ordered Nov 11 or 12.. it went from UT to CO & magically disappeared into the abyss.. and the website says in transit and should've arrived a cpl days after ordering it
Took 3 days to get a package from Massachusetts to Arizona, but 21 days to get one from Massachusetts to Pennsylvania. Enjoy the cow.
I have had packages this year that have done more traveling than I have ever done.
When your package gets more of a vacation then you do- 2020 realities
Extra for shipping? It does not go anywhere near water, think you were done!
Why do they constantly say "shipping" when it will never see a boat?
This happened to me with UPS. Bought something being shipped from Southern California. It went across the country and back. I live in Northern California.
We have two packages still "in transit" that have taken the scenic route around the country.
I've had a package sitting in NJ since November 20th. Just chilling out in Jersey apparently. Current estimate for delivery is January 19th. I live two states away.
See if you can follow this on google maps. i sent a parcel to a friend. It is in South Africa. I live in a small town called Kroonstad. So track this on google maps. Kroonstad - Klerksdorp - Durban - Johannesburg - Vereeniging. 9days total.
I have a package doing this right now...NJ tp CA---and I live in NM. Sent on Dec 16.
Yeah. I sent a gift to a relative overseas day before US Thanksgiving. It's in Europe. THat's about all anyoen can tell me...
my niece's present has been sitting in a warehouse somewhere in Illinois since December 5.
The problem is that most sellers are just a clearing house...no product...they order it when you do..they, in turn, buy from other clearing houses.....And so on....that is why it takes these weird routes. From one seller to another to another...before being sent to you.
Everyone outside the USA thinks it's ok because you ordered it on the 12th of October...
After Buying Christmas Decorations For My House, I Was Biking Home And Was Hit By A Car (Hit And Run) Causing Me To Black Out From Massive Head Trauma. This Is How Much I Owe For My Ambulance Bill
When The Perfume You Bought Your Wife For Christmas Ends Up In The Toilet As 'Air Freshener'
Dad's Christmas Hasn’t Been Very Merry
This 'Bottle Of Scotch' At My Office's White Elephant Gift Exchange Was Stolen Twice Before Anyone Opened It
Stolen means someone claimed it. The first person picks a gift, the next person and pick one or "steal: the one the first person got and then that person gets to pick another gift. The last person to pick has the best deal since they can "steal" gift from anyone or take the last remaining gift.
Apparently One Of Our Present From Family Was A Box Of Fudge. Dogs Figured It Out And Now There Is Puke All Over My House
One of my cats sat in a Christmas bag under the tree that contained a blanket for my mom. And peed. I washed it good, kept it, and bought my mom a new one and moved all the presents to my son's room where the kitties don't go. Its funny because out if the 4 blankets I bought for gifts, the cat peed on the exact one that I wanted for myself but was giving it to mom instead. So it worked out.
Ordered An Ortament That Was Described As Ceramic In The Description (Top Pic), What I Got Was The Other 2 Pics
My Friends In The Sky Decided To Leave Me A Christmas Present While I Was Away. Thanks, Guys
There's a guy a dozen posts up with a black biohazard suit he might lend you.
When Your Puppy Chews Your Son’s Big Gift On Christmas Eve
Happy Christmas
Sibling Gift Exchange
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made in china is actually good. It's facebook ads that you shouldn't trust.
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Those made me feel solidarity with so many people around the country. Thanks for sharing. God bless everyone; let’s hope we all have better luck in the future.
I got just what I wanted this year: a telescope. Thankfully, it arrived undamaged.
Oh wow. That's awesome. I've always wanted a telescope. That's a pretty awesome gift.
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Not mine but my friends. His dog, who they had only had for a few days got into the bin and got a chicken bone stuck in its gut. Had to pick it up from surgery on Christmas Day... cost them a big bill that’s for sure
made in china is actually good. It's facebook ads that you shouldn't trust.
Load More Replies... Those made me feel solidarity with so many people around the country. Thanks for sharing. God bless everyone; let’s hope we all have better luck in the future.
I got just what I wanted this year: a telescope. Thankfully, it arrived undamaged.
Oh wow. That's awesome. I've always wanted a telescope. That's a pretty awesome gift.
Load More Replies... Not mine but my friends. His dog, who they had only had for a few days got into the bin and got a chicken bone stuck in its gut. Had to pick it up from surgery on Christmas Day... cost them a big bill that’s for sure
