Amazon Is Selling Chicken Harnesses That Help Your Chicken Cross The Road Safely
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get this chicken harness from Amazon, duh. Turns out a company called Yesito is selling colorful chicken harnesses that will help solve all your chicken walking needs – and you can choose a color that matches your chicken the best!
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A company called Yesito is selling colorful chicken harnesses on Amazon
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The company says their chicken harnesses are fully adjustable and easy to wear so your chickens are always comfortable no matter what.
“No more feeling uncomfortable,” writes the company. “You will not worry that the chicken will get rid of harness when walking the chicken at street.” What they probably mean is that your chicken won’t cross the road until you let it.
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“Teach your fowls to walk on a leash and find your peace of mind again,” write Yesito. Who knew chicken walking could get so philosophical?
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The harness and leash are made of durable and breathable mesh fabric that can withstand everyday use.
You can choose from a variety of colors and all of them come with three sets of bowties
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The leashes cost CDN$ 30 (~$ 23) and you can get them here.
Cool blue
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Royal Purple
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Classy Black
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Hot Red
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The company sells more chicken-related stuff, like this stylish egg gathering apron
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Turns out it fits ducks too!
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People on the internet found the harnesses very amusing
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Share on FacebookThere are things called chicken diapers and chicken saddles. Look it up and be amazed by this odd new silicon valley trend.
The saddles have little to do with Silicon valley, and more concerned with protecting the hens' backs from wounds made by breeding.
Load More Replies...I'd like to know how many of these were actually sold. If it's one or more I may OD on dumbfoundedness.
these have been around for a long time. my chicken, kathryn, doesn't enjoy it. (but is very dramatic while using it...)
“When I get older, I will be stronger... I’ll walk my chicken all over the whole world.” 😹
Where was this when I had chickens? I would have taken Pickens ( shebqas my fave) everywhere with me if I had one of those!
Dark secret, this would help to train fighting c***s's legs, so the guy who mentioned Filipino dads is right, also mexicans, and a bunch of texans.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show off his fancy new harness!
I am beyond disgusted. I cannot bear to think of the stress that poor hen would be in, being made to walk down a busy street with crowds of people, not to mention the traffic. Hens belong in a garden or field, pootling about, eating bugs, chatting to each other and generally enjoying life. I just hope this is all a big joke.
I strongly suppose it is, though it's all a question of habit for the chickens.
Load More Replies...Maybe it's just me or the picture, but it looks like the harness prevents him from stretching his wings. Kinda like walking a child with a harness around his arms, instead of their back.
My mom is looking in to getting chicken so it will please her to know that they can cross the road safely.
I was surprised to see a woman walking a pet duck in a similar harness several years ago in Beijing.
There are things called chicken diapers and chicken saddles. Look it up and be amazed by this odd new silicon valley trend.
The saddles have little to do with Silicon valley, and more concerned with protecting the hens' backs from wounds made by breeding.
Load More Replies...I'd like to know how many of these were actually sold. If it's one or more I may OD on dumbfoundedness.
these have been around for a long time. my chicken, kathryn, doesn't enjoy it. (but is very dramatic while using it...)
“When I get older, I will be stronger... I’ll walk my chicken all over the whole world.” 😹
Where was this when I had chickens? I would have taken Pickens ( shebqas my fave) everywhere with me if I had one of those!
Dark secret, this would help to train fighting c***s's legs, so the guy who mentioned Filipino dads is right, also mexicans, and a bunch of texans.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show off his fancy new harness!
I am beyond disgusted. I cannot bear to think of the stress that poor hen would be in, being made to walk down a busy street with crowds of people, not to mention the traffic. Hens belong in a garden or field, pootling about, eating bugs, chatting to each other and generally enjoying life. I just hope this is all a big joke.
I strongly suppose it is, though it's all a question of habit for the chickens.
Load More Replies...Maybe it's just me or the picture, but it looks like the harness prevents him from stretching his wings. Kinda like walking a child with a harness around his arms, instead of their back.
My mom is looking in to getting chicken so it will please her to know that they can cross the road safely.
I was surprised to see a woman walking a pet duck in a similar harness several years ago in Beijing.
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