“Chaotic Neutral”: 50 People Who Are Neither Good Nor Bad And Hilariously Act As They Please

Aha! Get it with the think does I do.

calm down there satan

I'd be using my telekinesis to shoplift and water breathing abilities to find a cool place to sleep in the summer.

It's the same mistaken assumption as that all sociopaths are amoral and evil. The vast majority are functioning in our society, and are very law-abiding... actually very insistent on making others abide by all rules, written or unwritten.

i want the ability to teleport objects so i can inconvenience someone by moving their s**t to another room

"Dress as a creepy mermaid" THE GONGOOZLER

I'd use X ray vision to see through lottery tickets to see if they win before I buy them. Though if I had x ray vision, I'd want the ability to turn it in and off, looking at another human being with it on would be akward.

I just want the ability to manipulate time.

I've been using my catatonic powers to ignore my kids screaming in stores🐸

I wouldn't want to be a hero or villain. Villain for obvious reasons, too much hate in the world as it is. But I couldn't be a hero coz the pressure would be too much. I wouldn't want everyone knowing I had powers. Would use it to benefit others without being obvious and when I choose.

If i could breathe underwater i would live underwater and never surface because that way id never have to talk to anyone again. They make waterproof phones now, so im ok with just internet, but no phonecalls ever again

why does it not it sensor all curse words?? sorry about my english

Invisibility so I can walk my dog at night. Since she's black, many won't see her but only her leash and collar.

the ability to make any room i go into completely silent is a power ive been pondering for a while now it would be good for intimidation.

I'd use my invisibility to jump scare ppl

what to they say again? with great power come great...... trolling

To be honest I just want the ability to shrink or grow so that I can shrink small enough to use my bathtub toys as boats and set sail across the "lake"

I’d literally just want to shapeshift and fly and climb and stuff

I'd trade telekinesis for instant travel.

Sounds like a hero to me

As a kid I fantasized about telekinesis for playing basketball (I was very, very bad but love basketball), and to morph into the Queen Bee long enough to steal all her Esprit clothes... My career goals were world-saving types, but my superpowers were going to be purely a criminalish hobby for only my own gain. I think I might be a good sociopath lol ...I have a few dark traits lol ...

I thought I was the only one. I'll be at work and think "I wish I had telekinesis to move this object" as if my life wouldn't change more drastically by the introduction of a superpower.

Yes. Exactly. Water breathing to get some good ocean sounds while trying to sleep. (And also to screw with people as the post said. I would have WAY the heck too much fun with it) Telekinesis or flight to cut down on commuting and travel time, and to get to other parts of the world/country to get more sunshine when seasonal affective disorder starts kicking my butt. Animal speak to open a pet training business. Shape shifting, yeah, I would spend a lot of time in a sunbeam as a cat, but to be honest, would use it to mess with people a LOT.

I should come up with a moral code...

This is so Kohlberg Stage 6...or...maybe Stage 1. Probably Stage 1.

Same

That was basically the idea of that 2012 movie, Chronicle. Turned out pretty bad in the end for the kids with superpowers though.

*Me contemplating whether or not to try this*

Love this!

I hate it when I sponteously create teeth. Especially while kissing..

I should be sleeping right now but instead I'm laughing at these.

That's amazing.

Atleast, it is not a generic "Sorry we don't accept you" letter

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A true American hero.

Slightly off topic. Reminds me of my linguistics classes. I'd often be the only European (everyone else was Korean and Korean American, mostly), so sometimes I'd have to read phrases in languages I can read, but am not fluent in, such as German, for example. I can read it pretty well, though, because I studied it, and was good too, but I forgot it all.

Now this is a party I'd support

if i was this guy i would have gone a bit further with that conversation

There used to be a weird tradition around here of leaving cabbages with angry faces carved into them as a prank. So any sort of face would make that watermelon much more interesting.

It's NY and they got everything but their cash, wallet and metro card back. They're very lucky

Never, ever talk while in a public toilet. It's rule 1

This is hilarious

I dont like this at all

Bahahaha

You must be rich, I imagine a grocery trip would cost you hundred of dollars

You only have one fork? This is not cutlery.