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As we showed you a few months back, the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) alignments are making it to real life. So this time, let's take a closer look at a particularly funny one.

It's called chaotic neutral (and it even has its own subreddit). To put it simply, the term describes an individual who has no good or evil intentions, they simply do what they please, what they think is the best option at the moment.

The spontaneous nature of their actions means they can result in chaos and unpredictability but who can blame them if nobody gets hurt? After all, freedom is what matters!

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When a player creates a character in D&D, they decide where to put that character on a moral axis. Are they good? Evil? Or morally neutral? Then they have to choose where their character fits on a law-abiding axis. Do they always obey the rules? Or do they believe that laws are meant to be broken? 

The best way to wrap your head around this concept is to imagine a grid, like "Hollywood Squares" or the opening credits of "The Brady Bunch" — nine squares in total, three on each side and one in the middle. The square in the upper left hand corner is "lawful good." That's Superman — the Boy Scout who cares about saving the planet. The next square over on the top row is "neutral good." For example, take "Star Trek". Captain Kirk is neutral good, because he is willing to break the rules if he thinks they're preventing him from doing as much good as possible. Now if we go to the last square on the right — "chaotic good" — we get someone like Robin Hood, who can never be tied down to any organization. These folks think the only way to do good in the world is to upend the social order.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd be using my telekinesis to shoplift and water breathing abilities to find a cool place to sleep in the summer.

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In the middle row, we have morally neutral characters. "Lawful neutral" would be a mindless bureaucrat or a brutal enforcer like Javert from "Les Miserables" who hunts down the heroic ex-con Jean Valjean. "True neutral," in the center square, is a character like the Oracle in "The Matrix," who accumulates wisdom from witnessing everything but rarely chooses a side. The far-right square in the middle row is a really fun character. The star of our show, "chaotic neutral."

According to writer and graphic novelist Sam Sattin, that's someone who can be swayed based on who has the power. A good example could be Omar from "The Wire", the lone wolf who robs drug dealers, valuing his freedom and his survival equally.

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When Sattin holds writing seminars, he asks his students to figure out where their characters fit on this grid, and he encourages them to create characters who are conflicted. (They wish they belonged to one alignment, but they're something else.)

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The writer believes that storytelling takes off when characters of different alignments play off each other. "The most important part of writing is the way in which characters interact with each other," he explained.

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Thought This Belonged Here

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As we can see, these alignments appear in the real world as well. Patrick O'Connor, a sci-fi and fantasy fan as well as an assistant district attorney who prosecutes gang-related homicides in Brooklyn, imagines the gang members he prosecutes could be categorized as neutral evil on the character alignment spectrum.

In his own life, O'Connor always tries to follow the straight and narrow path. But that doesn't mean he’s drawn to lawful good characters in comic books. That's just boring!

His favorite character is Punisher, the Marvel vigilante who kills criminals because he doesn’t believe in the legal system.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Slightly off topic. Reminds me of my linguistics classes. I'd often be the only European (everyone else was Korean and Korean American, mostly), so sometimes I'd have to read phrases in languages I can read, but am not fluent in, such as German, for example. I can read it pretty well, though, because I studied it, and was good too, but I forgot it all.

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Big Cnergy

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if i was this guy i would have gone a bit further with that conversation

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There used to be a weird tradition around here of leaving cabbages with angry faces carved into them as a prank. So any sort of face would make that watermelon much more interesting.

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Comics have been filled with battles between good and evil, but audiences are also interested in watching characters on the same side fighting each other.

In season two of "Daredevil" and in the movies "Batman v. Superman" and "Captain America: Civil War," superheroes really duke it out.

These stories are about a conflict between personal ethics and the law. "That's how a lot of people feel, that they have these government forces they can't control, that are doing nefarious things," O'Connor said. "They feel marginalized, and they feel they can't trust the system. And so they take things into their own hands."

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Chaotic Neutral Finds A Lost Wallet

Chaotic Neutral Finds A Lost Wallet

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's NY and they got everything but their cash, wallet and metro card back. They're very lucky

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Beautiful Chaos

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Michael LaBossiere, who teaches philosophy at Florida A&M University, takes a more holistic approach and argues that each of us can embody the different character alignments at any point in our lives. It all depends on the situation.

"Sometimes we're more good, sometimes we're more neutral, or in some [cases], we fall into bad behavior," he said. "A person can be decent but have those neutral evil moments when they're selfish and take that last piece of pie."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You must be rich, I imagine a grocery trip would cost you hundred of dollars

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Sooo.. This Fits Here Right?

Sooo.. This Fits Here Right?

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Made A Bookshelf For My Brick Collection

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London’s Tower Bridge Was Completely Shut Off Today Because A Man Decided To Sun Bathe On One Of Its Support Beams

London’s Tower Bridge Was Completely Shut Off Today Because A Man Decided To Sun Bathe On One Of Its Support Beams

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being oppositional just for the sake of it. Keeping the dream alive.

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The Actual, Real World Embodiment Of Chaotic Neutral

The Actual, Real World Embodiment Of Chaotic Neutral

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Feels Pretty Chaotic Neutral To Me

Feels Pretty Chaotic Neutral To Me

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You're Lying If You Said You Never Thought About Doing This

You're Lying If You Said You Never Thought About Doing This

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trying to explain it to the lockpicker: "Uhmm, you see, it's not my door..."

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I Found This Subreddit To Post This

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I Make Horrible Things. Here’s A Paintbrush You Can Lick People With

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Oh, How The Tables Have Turned.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first time through I read that as "racist" and was really confused.

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the hero is a criminal, but the other criminal is also a victim... That's depressing.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it helps, I heard about someone doing this in a D&D campaign when one of the players had their characters start harassing a female player's female character. "Oh, well, but it's OK when you do it to her?" It got the point across without being depressing like this is.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once again, the word r a p e is edited out. Incredibly poor form BP

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know those questions about "who would you save" in an unlikely situation made up to discuss about moral values that don't work anymore? Well, time to have them replaced by this example.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how this confusses my brain. Did he do a good thing, a bad thing? Who am I when thi king it is good... or bad?! What does it mean!?

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Robert T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be much easier to understand if 36% of the words weren't censored.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bored Panda's stupid fücking censorship strikes again. Woman saved from realist by gay realist who riled the realist.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought at first it was "racist" but I figured it out eventually

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm downvoting this one; it seems like the death penalty but for r*pe

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woman saved from racist by gay r a p i s t who raced the racist. Okay.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet that that's the first time this sentence has happened!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is BP run by a conservative Republican group, because this paternal censorship is too much? Either restrict minors from the site or let us adults be adults.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats a picture of a prisoner who fell in love with a female guard and they fleed from prison in switzerland

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woman saved the rapist who tried to rape her, who was saved by a gay rapist, who raped the rapist, by raping the gay rapist.....

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There's A Lack Of Quality Cn Recently So I Thought I Might Post One

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or google "why are google stocks suddenly going down" and enjoy the chaos.

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Hmmm

Hmmm

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The Peel Is Where All The Nutrients Are

The Peel Is Where All The Nutrients Are

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good question, I've only had it with the peel once and it wasn't too good so I eat mine without the peel

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It’s Called A Can Opener, Not A Can’t Opener.

It’s Called A Can Opener, Not A Can’t Opener.

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