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Besides serving as an important source of employment for broke art students, clever chalkboard sidewalk signs like these are also great for entertaining and attracting customers! How else would you attract the desired clientele to your fine establishment if not by funny slogans and some of the best puns scribbled on a blackboard?

College students love to see bar signs like these in front of their favorite rathskellers, but just about any store can throw up a good chalkboard sign if they have a witty and/or talented artist with a few clever ideas. If you've seen any cool chalk drawings dissing hipsters or promising unique services, please add them to this list – and upvote your favorite funny signs, too!

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UK Pub Signs

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DarrenLeybourne
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha that's down the road from me. They got quite a few complaints.

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SandyHart
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I'm classed as fat and I think it's hilarious! Get a life people! :D

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Cath Fryer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm here to tell you it works. Been fat for decades, never been kidnapped!

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PandaPooch
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they copied another sign in a cafe saying "Skinny people are harder to kidnap. Stay safe and eat cake!" I really can't say this is funny because it's copied off of something.

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DarrenLeybourne
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, about the sign. Or I should say signs, they change them fairly regularly. Always a laugh when I go past that way.

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Cheeky Pub Sign

Cheeky Pub Sign

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Soup Of The Day

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Was Told To Make A Valentines Day Sign For The Bar I Work At

Was Told To Make A Valentines Day Sign For The Bar I Work At

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Irish Pub Sign. These Guys Got Your Back

Irish Pub Sign. These Guys Got Your Back

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A Friend Of Mine's Dad Owns A Bar, This Was His Sign One Day

A Friend Of Mine's Dad Owns A Bar, This Was His Sign One Day

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Excellent Pub Sign In Edinburgh

Excellent Pub Sign In Edinburgh

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it is amazing that after 5 centuries, they still have time to be creative. That´s probably the reason they´ve been there so long...

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The Best Soup Of The Day

The Best Soup Of The Day

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My Dad Just Sent This To Me

My Dad Just Sent This To Me

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Best Sign Ever Hung In A Pub

Best Sign Ever Hung In A Pub

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know, my family has a pretty good inside joke about salad :P

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I Saw This Sign Outside A Pub That Was Next To A Library

I Saw This Sign Outside A Pub That Was Next To A Library

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Sign Outside A Pub In Ireland

Sign Outside A Pub In Ireland

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This Bar Has Great Dance Move Instructions

This Bar Has Great Dance Move Instructions

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Bar Sign

Bar Sign

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Educational & Inspiring!

Educational & Inspiring!

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Laughed Pretty Good At This Sign I Saw At A Bar Today

Laughed Pretty Good At This Sign I Saw At A Bar Today

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99 Problems

99 Problems

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Icecold Heart

Icecold Heart

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Spotted This Sign At The Bar Last Night

Spotted This Sign At The Bar Last Night

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Awesome Sign Outside Of A Bar

Awesome Sign Outside Of A Bar

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We Have 2 Of 3

We Have 2 Of 3

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Pub Sign

Pub Sign

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No Wifi

No Wifi

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Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

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My Roommate Made This Chalkboard Sign For The Restaurant She Works At

My Roommate Made This Chalkboard Sign For The Restaurant She Works At

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Has Your Dog Died?

Has Your Dog Died?

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In Decatur, Georgia

In Decatur, Georgia

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Sign At My Local Bar

Sign At My Local Bar

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Green Leaf Brewing Co., North Vancover, Good Beer And A Wonderful View

Green Leaf Brewing Co., North Vancover, Good Beer And A Wonderful View

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Utside Of A Coffee Shop In Boston

Utside Of A Coffee Shop In Boston

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As Sign In My Local Bar

As Sign In My Local Bar

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Sign At A Boston Bar

Sign At A Boston Bar

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Nice Sign Outside A Local Pub

Nice Sign Outside A Local Pub

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Too Many Sober Decisions

Too Many Sober Decisions

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That Explains Why I Yawn So Much!

That Explains Why I Yawn So Much!

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Fruit Salad For Dinner ...

Fruit Salad For Dinner ...

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Seen In Haarlem, Netherlands :d

Seen In Haarlem, Netherlands :d

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Viennese Humour!

Viennese Humour!

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Benjamin Chen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and same you has to pay the consequences. It's not the size but how hard they are. Mine are like ball bearings.

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Found This Sign Outside Of A Pub The Other Night

Found This Sign Outside Of A Pub The Other Night

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This Is A Sign Outside A Bar In My City. I Think This Is Rather Clever Marketing

This Is A Sign Outside A Bar In My City. I Think This Is Rather Clever Marketing

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Saw This Sign Outside A Local Bar

Saw This Sign Outside A Local Bar

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Coffee Experience

Coffee Experience

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Bacon Hypnosis

Bacon Hypnosis

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A Sign I Found In Croatia

A Sign I Found In Croatia

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Newcastle Humour

Newcastle Humour

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Love Your Enemy!

Love Your Enemy!

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Watch Your Monster

Watch Your Monster

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In Manchester...

In Manchester...

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Definition Of Han.gry At The Old Fields Southfields

Definition Of Han.gry At The Old Fields Southfields

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All You Need Is Coffee

All You Need Is Coffee

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Quote Of The Week: There Are 2 Rules To Success:

Quote Of The Week: There Are 2 Rules To Success:

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A Sign Outside Of A Bar

A Sign Outside Of A Bar

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Sign At My Local Pub

Sign At My Local Pub

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Aprils Fools Day At The Old Fields

Aprils Fools Day At The Old Fields

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Andalucia!

Andalucia!

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In St Tropez: Alcohol Doesn't Solve Anything, That Said, Neither Do Water Or Milk!!

In St Tropez: Alcohol Doesn't Solve Anything, That Said, Neither Do Water Or Milk!!

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Well That Works I Guess

Well That Works I Guess

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In Bucharest #1

In Bucharest #1

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In Bucharest #2 - Other Side :d

In Bucharest #2 - Other Side :d

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What Time Is It?

What Time Is It?

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Body Language

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Craft Brewery Sign

Craft Brewery Sign

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Pub In Dublin

Pub In Dublin

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Bar Sign

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In Amsterdam

In Amsterdam

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Just In Case That You Are Seeking A Cup Of Healthy Coffee...

Just In Case That You Are Seeking A Cup Of Healthy Coffee...

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Another "cold Heart" Sign

Another "cold Heart" Sign

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A Bit Of #tennisinnuendo At The Old Fields Southfields

A Bit Of #tennisinnuendo At The Old Fields Southfields

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The Duchess Of Kent, Ellington Street Islington, London

The Duchess Of Kent, Ellington Street Islington, London

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A Sign At A Local Pub

A Sign At A Local Pub

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Responsible Drinking

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Found In Jim Thorpe, Pa.

Found In Jim Thorpe, Pa.

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Came Across This Sign In Korcula, Croatia. I Felt Safe.

Came Across This Sign In Korcula, Croatia. I Felt Safe.

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From A Bar In Budapest

From A Bar In Budapest

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In Klaipėda

In Klaipėda

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Just In Case That You Are Seeking A Cup Of Healthy Coffee...

Just In Case That You Are Seeking A Cup Of Healthy Coffee...

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Moanday...

Moanday...

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I'm Nacho Friend Anymore

I'm Nacho Friend Anymore

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Quote Of The Week: There Are 2 Rules To Success: 1 Never Tell Everybody Everything You Know. 2

Quote Of The Week: There Are 2 Rules To Success: 1 Never Tell Everybody Everything You Know. 2

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