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When you're having a paw-sitively awful day, nothing can cheer you up quite like scrolling through a list of cat jokes and photos that showcase all the hilarious shenanigans these furballs get into. Bored Panda has compiled the following collection of funny tweets about cats with photos that even dog people won't be able to help but to wag their tail at.

And this list doesn't just include cat hijinx, but some pretty hilarious stories of their owners. From burying your cute cat that isn't actually dead to knitting them sweaters and just general over-the-top cat behaviors. These are the best tweets sure to delight everyone on the internet who appreciates silly cats. Don't forget to upvote your favs!

Domestic cats love to play, this applies particularly to kittens who enjoy chasing toys and play fighting. Play fighting between kittens is more than just entertainment and can be a way for them to practice and learn skills for hunting and fighting.

Cats and humans have been closely associated for nearly 10000 years. The Ancient Egyptians held cats in the highest regard, and there were severe penalties for injuring or killing a cat. They even worshipped a Cat Goddess whom they called Bastet. 

Most people refer to all felines as cats or kittens depending on the age - but this is not the proper terminology. A group of cats is called a clowder, a male cat is called a tom, a female cat is called a molly or queen while young cats are called kittens.

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You might not think of your silly cat as a vicious predator but felines are natural hunters. When they walk, their back paws step in almost exactly the same place as the front paws do in order to minimize noise and limit visible tracks. Cats have powerful night vision, excellent hearing and a powerful sense of smell.

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We have come to associate purring with contentment when it comes to cats, but turns out just because a cat is purring doesn’t mean the cat is happy. Cats usually make this sound when they’re content, but they also purr when they’re sick, stressed, hurt, or giving birth. So the next time your funny cat purrs they may be trying to tell you something. 

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Pamela24
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please neuter (not nurture, thank you Eunice) your cats. :( (Not saying that this isn't funny, though.)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my cat figured out how to let the water at the sink run so she can drink from it. water bill is getting expensive. T.T

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Batman? Me?! No, no, of course I'm not Batman. Pfft. I couldn't possibly be the Dark Knight. Don't be ridiculous! Hehe. I'm, err, Catwoman. Yes, that's it."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so polite to illuminate the kitchen for you, so you don't get hurt in the dark, good cats

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Shinobi Shabby
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat does this too! sits right where i need to put my head down. Every. Single. Time.

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Tina Hugh
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha, I started feeling guilty and neglectful just looking at that face

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being considerate. Didn't want to get floof all over the seat. Good kitty.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well speaking of bunnies... I will officially be going to the dark side in a few minutes because one naughty bunny here chewed up my charger... goodbye for now civilization.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hooman: "Okay, I'll take your picture. Happy with it?" Kitteh: "Meh"

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Susanna Vesna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like the artist was on acid, drawing a cat who was also on acid

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well he's clearly offering it to you, you're being rude for not taking it

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think he's planning a murder, and how to make it look like an accident

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, he/she is simply presenting all her gifts to her humans. Lovely cat!

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meow point1
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did they censor the non-profane part of the word and leave the profane part uncensored?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This hit a little close to home since I have that exact same cat tree (Go Pet Club 72" Cat Tree, BTW) and yet have been watching my cat on an epic quest through boxtopia for the past hour.

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Viktor Feurer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like the Statue of Liberty in Budapest... :D https://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Szabads%C3%A1g-szobor_(Budapest)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

day 5 (dog pov): The catto thinks we do not kno. we do, but we do not care, for we luv him.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

stages of cat yawn: 1, small opening. 2, bigger opening. 3, OH GOD THERES SO MANY TEETH. 4, mlem.