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When you're having a paw-sitively awful day, nothing can cheer you up quite like scrolling through a list of cat jokes and photos that showcase all the hilarious shenanigans these furballs get into. Bored Panda has compiled the following collection of funny tweets about cats with photos that even dog people won't be able to help but to wag their tail at.

And this list doesn't just include cat hijinx, but some pretty hilarious stories of their owners. From burying your cute cat that isn't actually dead to knitting them sweaters and just general over-the-top cat behaviors. These are the best tweets sure to delight everyone on the internet who appreciates silly cats. Don't forget to upvote your favs!

Domestic cats love to play, this applies particularly to kittens who enjoy chasing toys and play fighting. Play fighting between kittens is more than just entertainment and can be a way for them to practice and learn skills for hunting and fighting.

Cats and humans have been closely associated for nearly 10000 years. The Ancient Egyptians held cats in the highest regard, and there were severe penalties for injuring or killing a cat. They even worshipped a Cat Goddess whom they called Bastet. 

Most people refer to all felines as cats or kittens depending on the age - but this is not the proper terminology. A group of cats is called a clowder, a male cat is called a tom, a female cat is called a molly or queen while young cats are called kittens.

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You might not think of your silly cat as a vicious predator but felines are natural hunters. When they walk, their back paws step in almost exactly the same place as the front paws do in order to minimize noise and limit visible tracks. Cats have powerful night vision, excellent hearing and a powerful sense of smell.

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We have come to associate purring with contentment when it comes to cats, but turns out just because a cat is purring doesn’t mean the cat is happy. Cats usually make this sound when they’re content, but they also purr when they’re sick, stressed, hurt, or giving birth. So the next time your funny cat purrs they may be trying to tell you something. 

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Pamela24
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please neuter (not nurture, thank you Eunice) your cats. :( (Not saying that this isn't funny, though.)

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Eunice Probert
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Neuter. Nurture means something else entirely. Though it could be said that you nurture your cat by having her neutered.

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Leo Domitrix
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spay and neuter, people. And be careful about commas. Because, y'knbow, otherwise I just said to spay and neuter people... OK, I really gotta get my cat off my laptop....

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Teresa Taylor
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people need spaying and neutering, though. Sometimes, Darwin awards just ain't enough.

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glowworm2
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one makes me laugh every single time! The cat's face is so cute!

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Spindlemaker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the eternal words of Bob Barker, "Spay and neuter your goddamn pets."

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Brian Geppert
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talk to your kittehs about proper birth control... because if you don't, who will?

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Danielle Holder
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, continue to be an irresponsible POS! STOP adding to the already overcrowded planet!! Get your animals neutered!!

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Susann Campbell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LAMAO but really as soon as those babies are weened get her back in for a spay job. She will be the best little lady after that.

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Melissa Ansell
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a cat that was brought in from the street to a shelter in Greenland. I'm amused at the amount of people who have shared this set of images claiming it's their cat. ;-) https://www.today.com/pets/cat-finds-out-she-s-pregnant-her-reaction-priceless-t129635

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Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, no. It's just a heavy breakfast, I tell you! I don't know nuthin' about that tom! (Just the same thing *I* heard. After they were weaned the vet got The Call.)

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Louise Brigance
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did that happen? I must have been high on cat nip cause everything is fuzzy about that night!

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Carol Roeder
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man that was some strong cat nip mom. I didn't know what I was doing!!

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R.s. Potter
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When we adopted our female cat, they told us at the SPCA that she wasn't spayed yet, but we could do it any time and they'd pay. Two days later we took her to a clinic where she'd had a broken fang removed just before adoption and found out she was pregnant. Not happy to have to put her through a prenatal spay just days after she'd already been through anesthetic.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

guess I'll be seeing her on the next episode of paternity court

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Jace
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1. Stop f*****g censoring posts. 2. Spay this cat! 3. We need line break support in comments.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my cat figured out how to let the water at the sink run so she can drink from it. water bill is getting expensive. T.T

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Batman? Me?! No, no, of course I'm not Batman. Pfft. I couldn't possibly be the Dark Knight. Don't be ridiculous! Hehe. I'm, err, Catwoman. Yes, that's it."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so polite to illuminate the kitchen for you, so you don't get hurt in the dark, good cats

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat does this too! sits right where i need to put my head down. Every. Single. Time.

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Tina Hugh
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha, I started feeling guilty and neglectful just looking at that face

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being considerate. Didn't want to get floof all over the seat. Good kitty.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well speaking of bunnies... I will officially be going to the dark side in a few minutes because one naughty bunny here chewed up my charger... goodbye for now civilization.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hooman: "Okay, I'll take your picture. Happy with it?" Kitteh: "Meh"

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