When you're having a paw-sitively awful day, nothing can cheer you up quite like scrolling through a list of cat jokes and photos that showcase all the hilarious shenanigans these furballs get into. Bored Panda has compiled the following collection of funny tweets about cats with photos that even dog people won't be able to help but to wag their tail at.

And this list doesn't just include cat hijinx, but some pretty hilarious stories of their owners. From burying your cute cat that isn't actually dead to knitting them sweaters and just general over-the-top cat behaviors. These are the best tweets sure to delight everyone on the internet who appreciates silly cats. Don't forget to upvote your favs!

#1

Cat Tweets

bedsafely Report

Laugh Fan
Community Member
1 year ago

Least he liked it more than the box...

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Domestic cats love to play, this applies particularly to kittens who enjoy chasing toys and play fighting. Play fighting between kittens is more than just entertainment and can be a way for them to practice and learn skills for hunting and fighting.

#2

Cat Tweets

Elwick70 Report

Luis Milian
Community Member
1 year ago

they were...now they are up to you

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#3

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AlsBoy Report

Toujin C'Thlu
Community Member
1 year ago

I like that the cat knows which box is his

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Cats and humans have been closely associated for nearly 10000 years. The Ancient Egyptians held cats in the highest regard, and there were severe penalties for injuring or killing a cat. They even worshipped a Cat Goddess whom they called Bastet. 

#4

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carson__hudson Report

Erika Drewke
Community Member
1 year ago

"I´m fluffy!"

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#5

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SimonNRicketts Report

IrrelevantPanda
Community Member
1 year ago

The only news source I trust.

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Most people refer to all felines as cats or kittens depending on the age - but this is not the proper terminology. A group of cats is called a clowder, a male cat is called a tom, a female cat is called a molly or queen while young cats are called kittens.

#6

Cat Tweets

astroguts Report

neverbeenbored
Community Member
1 year ago

Toothless!

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#7

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KittyPiano3
Community Member
1 year ago

Pet sitting? More like pet standing...

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You might not think of your silly cat as a vicious predator but felines are natural hunters. When they walk, their back paws step in almost exactly the same place as the front paws do in order to minimize noise and limit visible tracks. Cats have powerful night vision, excellent hearing and a powerful sense of smell.

#8

Cat Tweets

roemcdermott Report

nanashi
Community Member
1 year ago

laser toe beans!

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#9

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AndyCole84 Report

Withnail
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh my, poor kitty! LOL!

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We have come to associate purring with contentment when it comes to cats, but turns out just because a cat is purring doesn’t mean the cat is happy. Cats usually make this sound when they’re content, but they also purr when they’re sick, stressed, hurt, or giving birth. So the next time your funny cat purrs they may be trying to tell you something. 

#10

Cat Tweets

liherbs Report

Pamela24
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Please neuter (not nurture, thank you Eunice) your cats. :( (Not saying that this isn't funny, though.)

Eunice Probert
Community Member
1 year ago

Neuter. Nurture means something else entirely. Though it could be said that you nurture your cat by having her neutered.

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Leo Domitrix
Community Member
1 year ago

Spay and neuter, people. And be careful about commas. Because, y'knbow, otherwise I just said to spay and neuter people... OK, I really gotta get my cat off my laptop....

Teresa Taylor
Community Member
1 year ago

Some people need spaying and neutering, though. Sometimes, Darwin awards just ain't enough.

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Ms.M
Community Member
1 year ago

How did this happen??? Oh wait... that darn catnip

glowworm2
Community Member
1 year ago

This one makes me laugh every single time! The cat's face is so cute!

Sleep Meister
Community Member
1 year ago

did she go get a Cat Scan

Claudia Espindola
Community Member
1 year ago

"Bastard told me he was fixed!"

Spindlemaker
Community Member
1 year ago

In the eternal words of Bob Barker, "Spay and neuter your goddamn pets."

Brian Geppert
Community Member
1 year ago

Talk to your kittehs about proper birth control... because if you don't, who will?

Karen Dyer
Community Member
1 year ago

I swear to you, we did not sleep together, I must have gotten pregnant from the litter box...my story and I'm sticking to it.

Ms.M
Community Member
1 year ago

The Immaculcat Conception

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Ana M
Community Member
1 year ago

Funny but PLEASE NEUTER YOUR CATS!!!!

Sue Clasen
Community Member
1 year ago

Ha ha ha! she really looks shocked.

Sue Knerl
Community Member
1 year ago

I thought you had me spayed!!!!

Danielle Holder
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes, continue to be an irresponsible POS! STOP adding to the already overcrowded planet!! Get your animals neutered!!

Susann Campbell
Community Member
1 year ago

LAMAO but really as soon as those babies are weened get her back in for a spay job. She will be the best little lady after that.

Cian Thomas McHugh
Community Member
6 months ago

Don't neuter your pets. have a vet do it instead

glorytherainwing
Community Member
10 months ago

dude his shock is adorable a fuck

Melissa Ansell
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

This is a cat that was brought in from the street to a shelter in Greenland. I'm amused at the amount of people who have shared this set of images claiming it's their cat. ;-) https://www.today.com/pets/cat-finds-out-she-s-pregnant-her-reaction-priceless-t129635

Eleanor Jansen
Community Member
1 year ago

..kitties surprise..

Sandy J Renfroe
Community Member
1 year ago

Call Maury!

c Fuller
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahahahaha!

Karen Klinck
Community Member
1 year ago

No, no. It's just a heavy breakfast, I tell you! I don't know nuthin' about that tom! (Just the same thing *I* heard. After they were weaned the vet got The Call.)

Louise Brigance
Community Member
1 year ago

How did that happen? I must have been high on cat nip cause everything is fuzzy about that night!

Cindy Collins
Community Member
1 year ago

That face is priceless!

Zuleika Sypher-Sandeen
Community Member
1 year ago

Aww baby kittens

Carol Roeder
Community Member
1 year ago

Man that was some strong cat nip mom. I didn't know what I was doing!!

Antenor
Community Member
1 year ago

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R.s. Potter
Community Member
1 year ago

When we adopted our female cat, they told us at the SPCA that she wasn't spayed yet, but we could do it any time and they'd pay. Two days later we took her to a clinic where she'd had a broken fang removed just before adoption and found out she was pregnant. Not happy to have to put her through a prenatal spay just days after she'd already been through anesthetic.

Muhammad Zaid
Community Member
1 year ago

okey Lucy. who?

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

This is so adorable.

OdangaUsagi
Community Member
1 year ago

Her bitch mother didn't spay her.

Cute_Angel
Community Member
1 year ago

guess I'll be seeing her on the next episode of paternity court

Jo Johannsen
Community Member
1 year ago

But he swore he was fixed!?

Wyndmere
Community Member
1 year ago

You must have just belched - she reacted.

Jace
Community Member
1 year ago

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1. Stop fucking censoring posts. 2. Spay this cat! 3. We need line break support in comments.

suryanti utami
Community Member
1 year ago

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drama

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#11

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magmidd Report

IrrelevantPanda
Community Member
1 year ago

You made the right choice.

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#12

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harrytomlomsom Report

Bea
Community Member
1 year ago

We need the follow up - so was he stealing?

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#13

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brenaclifton Report

Tecolote
Community Member
1 year ago

Now you do :)

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#14

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jennastoya Report

Luis Milian
Community Member
1 year ago

my cat figured out how to let the water at the sink run so she can drink from it. water bill is getting expensive. T.T

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#15

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ParisZarcilla Report

Stimpy
Community Member
1 year ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww!

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#16

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AwwwwCats Report

Laugh Fan
Community Member
1 year ago

looks just like How I remember Rome!! Lots of kitties to say hello to.

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#17

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meow point1
Community Member
1 year ago

Quoth the cat, "meow".

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#18

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mielebeep Report

Laugh Fan
Community Member
1 year ago

Aw, nice thing to do.

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#19

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Mr_DrinksOnMe Report

Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

When you got student loans to pay

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#20

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maoexe Report

Withnail
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

"Batman? Me?! No, no, of course I'm not Batman. Pfft. I couldn't possibly be the Dark Knight. Don't be ridiculous! Hehe. I'm, err, Catwoman. Yes, that's it."

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#21

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TheDreamGhoul Report

Afrah Humaidi
Community Member
1 year ago

Maybe she just hates her name 😅

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#22

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Falcon
Community Member
1 year ago

The top right image is me getting out of bed. 😑

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#23

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Nirity
Community Member
1 year ago

so polite to illuminate the kitchen for you, so you don't get hurt in the dark, good cats

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#24

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Heidiabbyana Report

Shinobi Shabby
Community Member
1 year ago

My cat does this too! sits right where i need to put my head down. Every. Single. Time.

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#25

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DforDorothy
Community Member
1 year ago

The CAT wears Prada.

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#26

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Jay_Billi Report

Marleen Zingler
Community Member
1 year ago

You have been chosen!

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#27

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rieuIe Report

KittyPiano3
Community Member
1 year ago

In pretty much EVERY adventure game....

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#28

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veganmattison Report

Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

You need to sleep with one eye open

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#29

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bastardrobocop Report

Tina Hugh
Community Member
1 year ago

Ha ha, I started feeling guilty and neglectful just looking at that face

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#30

Cat Tweets

leetabix Report

Amy Gooden
Community Member
1 year ago

If course! To see if they would hatch into mini cats !!!

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#31

Cat Tweets

moonliIIies Report

Michelle Muirhead
Community Member
1 year ago

Better looking at this than the karcrashians!

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#32

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jillboard Report

Withnail
Community Member
1 year ago

*Knocks glass off the table

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#33

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tdawks Report

Laugh Fan
Community Member
1 year ago

Did one cat and... never again!

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#34

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anxwz Report

Luis Milian
Community Member
1 year ago

She captured the cat's expression very well tho.

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#35

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elinmeat Report

Laugh Fan
Community Member
1 year ago

Being considerate. Didn't want to get floof all over the seat. Good kitty.

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#36

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ErinChack Report

nanashi
Community Member
1 year ago

I bet a dog whose best friend is a cat wrote this

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#37

Cat Tweets

wildwildwesnyle Report

Amy Gooden
Community Member
1 year ago

Pet semetary

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#38

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EarlsxLips Report

Laugh Fan
Community Member
1 year ago

Local good samaritan.. ending cat hunger.

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#39

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saundersjoe Report

Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

What a hero, she'll be remembered

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#40

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TheDreamGhoul Report

spirit wolf
Community Member
1 year ago

Well speaking of bunnies... I will officially be going to the dark side in a few minutes because one naughty bunny here chewed up my charger... goodbye for now civilization.

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#41

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skeletonpup Report

Laugh Fan
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes. Good luck with that.

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#42

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alyssemazakian Report

Anastasia B
Community Member
1 year ago

Fashion icon

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#43

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quirkyxqueer Report

glowworm2
Community Member
1 year ago

Ceiling cat exists!

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#44

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AwwwwCats Report

Tina Hugh
Community Member
1 year ago

This photo makes me think humans don’t completely suck

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#45

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Sahvelkareem Report

Withnail
Community Member
1 year ago

Hooman: "Okay, I'll take your picture. Happy with it?" Kitteh: "Meh"

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