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When you're having a paw-sitively awful day, nothing can cheer you up quite like scrolling through a list of cat jokes and photos that showcase all the hilarious shenanigans these furballs get into. Bored Panda has compiled the following collection of funny tweets about cats with photos that even dog people won't be able to help but to wag their tail at.

And this list doesn't just include cat hijinx, but some pretty hilarious stories of their owners. From burying your cute cat that isn't actually dead to knitting them sweaters and just general over-the-top cat behaviors. These are the best tweets sure to delight everyone on the internet who appreciates silly cats. Don't forget to upvote your favs!

Domestic cats love to play, this applies particularly to kittens who enjoy chasing toys and play fighting. Play fighting between kittens is more than just entertainment and can be a way for them to practice and learn skills for hunting and fighting.

Cats and humans have been closely associated for nearly 10000 years. The Ancient Egyptians held cats in the highest regard, and there were severe penalties for injuring or killing a cat. They even worshipped a Cat Goddess whom they called Bastet. 

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yet on other posts I've seen this called "My dad telling his cat how fat it is". People just recycle the same pictures and claim them as their own.

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Jim Price
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...And how little the cat really cares. "And your point?"

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Loretta
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw the original post. He's not a vet, he's the owner. A woman uploaded it with the caption "My husband explaining the obesity chart to our cat."

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Rebecca Cote
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like that the cat actually looks like he's paying attention.

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My companion has a cat that looks just like this and is well over 20 lbs.

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c Fuller
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

waaahahahaha!> and the cat looks like he's paying attention.... sort of.

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Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone know where to get a copy of that list? I've got a couple of mine I want to show that to!

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Louise Brigance
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am not fat! I may be a big chubby, but come on, Doc...I'm fine. Give me a break and a treat while your at it!!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our 20 pounder was lost for two days. After the fliers and notices with his picture about him almost totally blind. On the second day, I was working in the garden. I kept calling for Spike and thought I heard his meow. Looking over fences and under bushes, I finally looked up. There he was, safe and somewhat sound in a tree he couldn't get down from. I got a ladder and got him down. He was very thirsty. He is better now and we keep a close eyeball on him.

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Christina Sersif
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's really hard to get a cat to lose weight when you have 2. Anyone have any suggestions I'm open to them.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Listen and look very carefully, keep this up and we will have to send you to Weight Watchers (TM)!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The owner of fat cat, doesn't know a fat cat can have serious health issues !!!

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Most people refer to all felines as cats or kittens depending on the age - but this is not the proper terminology. A group of cats is called a clowder, a male cat is called a tom, a female cat is called a molly or queen while young cats are called kittens.

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You might not think of your silly cat as a vicious predator but felines are natural hunters. When they walk, their back paws step in almost exactly the same place as the front paws do in order to minimize noise and limit visible tracks. Cats have powerful night vision, excellent hearing and a powerful sense of smell.

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We have come to associate purring with contentment when it comes to cats, but turns out just because a cat is purring doesn’t mean the cat is happy. Cats usually make this sound when they’re content, but they also purr when they’re sick, stressed, hurt, or giving birth. So the next time your funny cat purrs they may be trying to tell you something. 

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please neuter (not nurture, thank you Eunice) your cats. :( (Not saying that this isn't funny, though.)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my cat figured out how to let the water at the sink run so she can drink from it. water bill is getting expensive. T.T

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Batman? Me?! No, no, of course I'm not Batman. Pfft. I couldn't possibly be the Dark Knight. Don't be ridiculous! Hehe. I'm, err, Catwoman. Yes, that's it."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so polite to illuminate the kitchen for you, so you don't get hurt in the dark, good cats

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat does this too! sits right where i need to put my head down. Every. Single. Time.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha, I started feeling guilty and neglectful just looking at that face

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being considerate. Didn't want to get floof all over the seat. Good kitty.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well speaking of bunnies... I will officially be going to the dark side in a few minutes because one naughty bunny here chewed up my charger... goodbye for now civilization.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hooman: "Okay, I'll take your picture. Happy with it?" Kitteh: "Meh"

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