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When you're having a paw-sitively awful day, nothing can cheer you up quite like scrolling through a list of cat jokes and photos that showcase all the hilarious shenanigans these furballs get into. Bored Panda has compiled the following collection of funny tweets about cats with photos that even dog people won't be able to help but to wag their tail at.

And this list doesn't just include cat hijinx, but some pretty hilarious stories of their owners. From burying your cute cat that isn't actually dead to knitting them sweaters and just general over-the-top cat behaviors. These are the best tweets sure to delight everyone on the internet who appreciates silly cats. Don't forget to upvote your favs!

Domestic cats love to play, this applies particularly to kittens who enjoy chasing toys and play fighting. Play fighting between kittens is more than just entertainment and can be a way for them to practice and learn skills for hunting and fighting.

Cats and humans have been closely associated for nearly 10000 years. The Ancient Egyptians held cats in the highest regard, and there were severe penalties for injuring or killing a cat. They even worshipped a Cat Goddess whom they called Bastet. 

Most people refer to all felines as cats or kittens depending on the age - but this is not the proper terminology. A group of cats is called a clowder, a male cat is called a tom, a female cat is called a molly or queen while young cats are called kittens.

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You might not think of your silly cat as a vicious predator but felines are natural hunters. When they walk, their back paws step in almost exactly the same place as the front paws do in order to minimize noise and limit visible tracks. Cats have powerful night vision, excellent hearing and a powerful sense of smell.

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We have come to associate purring with contentment when it comes to cats, but turns out just because a cat is purring doesn’t mean the cat is happy. Cats usually make this sound when they’re content, but they also purr when they’re sick, stressed, hurt, or giving birth. So the next time your funny cat purrs they may be trying to tell you something. 

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Pamela24
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please neuter (not nurture, thank you Eunice) your cats. :( (Not saying that this isn't funny, though.)

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NamedMeMyself
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you let your cat walk freely outside - put a collar on it. If it has eating problems put that info on the collar. I have a friend whose cat can't stop eating - it'll eat anything and everything it could get. Once he wandered into one the apartment of a little old lady who fed the "starving" cat three cans of tuna. A nightmarish 12 hours followed for both cat and owner.

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Melissa Nunya
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Collars are dangerous for outdoor cats because they can get caught on things like tree branches and strangle/trap them. They do make breakaway collars but every cat I've had could get rid of that one within the first day out

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Leo Domitrix
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those YELLING about keeping cats indoors? Some cats will literally harm themselves if keptindoors. I do TNR, feral care, rescue, and some are *not* adapting to indoor-only life. So please consider that one situation does not fit all for cats any more than for other animals. And some cats, if stray or feral, will *never* be okay about food any mroe than people who've starved would be. What's ideal isn't always what's *possible*.

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Monika Soffronow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AS usual, Reality is much more complicated than we take into account at first glance. "In Australia, hunting by cats helped to drive at least 20 native mammals to extinction and continues to threaten at least 124 more. Their introduction has caused the extinction of at least 33 endemic species on islands throughout the world. Feral and domestic cats kill billions of birds in the United States every year, where songbird populations continue to decline." (wikipedia)

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Ben Smith
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Keep him inside then. If he’s walking the streets how are people to knows he’s supposedly getting “three square meals?”

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Jen Moya
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we please get of this "keep your cats inside" b******t? It just doesn't work with some cats. Bird population my a*s...if you're worried about that, maybe stop using pesticides. Cat haters!

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Geri Stevens
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Cat haters" because people care about songbird populations? "Bird population my a*s"?? You mean your a*****e right?? Take the blinders off and wipe the foam from your mouth dimwit. People like you make me real mad. I'm a vet tech, a dj, an animal advocate and will continue to broadcast that we need to CONTROL pet populations in order to PROTECT songbirds and other vulnerable at-risk prey species. KEEP YOUR CAT INSIDE FROM DAY ONE HUMANS! As for you Jen Moya shut your ugly mouth.

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fruit_panda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found my own orange cat's twin soul. Had to put a childproof latch on the trash can because of him

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Alejandra Acosta
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read a lot of comments about bird population decreasing. I live in Uruguay. Here we have a huge deal with dogs. Even then years ago, when I had three dogs, I was a crazy chick. Nowadays I have two and EVERONE I know has at least one, but most people have three or four dogs. Same thing happens (but in a small amount) with cats. I assure you, there are too many cats in my block, around 40 just in my block, but we have tons of birds anyway. I believe the problem, if birds are disappearing, May not be the cost population

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Keuthonymos
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how they ask others to stop feeding their cat because he's getting fat, but the next paragraph the owner admits to feeding them three times a day and more treats than should be allowed. Yes, your neighbours are making your cat fat.

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Sandy J Renfroe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in a senior home, we had a community cat, he lived out in the courtyard in the summer, in winter had his own apartment. I guess people forgot about him in winter, because he would get really fat in summer, slim down in winter, repeat.

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comboplush
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His fur pattern looks like a majestic cinnamon roll in the middle pic!

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boredkitten
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg those eyes, would you be strong enough not to feed him?

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Maria Lorna Cusi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm reading a rap sheet of a naughty kitty...or creds of a good thespian

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Louise Brigance
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at that face? Does that look like a dishonest face? He's an honest guy who has a really fast metabolism and needs a lot of protein. He helps feed the neighborhood dogs who love cat puke (disgusting). And everyone appreciate his public service sacrifices.

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Jane Campbell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One Halloween, our neighbour gave our cat his own treat bag. Yes he was big and fat.

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2WheelTravlr
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cute note, but keep him indoors. Those aren't just rodents he's killing, he's also taking down songbirds.

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Shirley Heyn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need to teach him not to beg. . . with that look, I'd feed him too.

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sharron lynn parsons
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess you aren't that concerned, you allow your cat outdoors,wrong, wrong,wrong !!!

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Alex Grosdanofski
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure it's also being a cat and decimating the local song bird population too..keep your cat inside ffs. WHERE do you love that I so infiltrated with rats? Also rats can bite it and give it disease. Irresponsible.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my cat figured out how to let the water at the sink run so she can drink from it. water bill is getting expensive. T.T

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Batman? Me?! No, no, of course I'm not Batman. Pfft. I couldn't possibly be the Dark Knight. Don't be ridiculous! Hehe. I'm, err, Catwoman. Yes, that's it."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so polite to illuminate the kitchen for you, so you don't get hurt in the dark, good cats

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat does this too! sits right where i need to put my head down. Every. Single. Time.

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Tina Hugh
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha, I started feeling guilty and neglectful just looking at that face

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being considerate. Didn't want to get floof all over the seat. Good kitty.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well speaking of bunnies... I will officially be going to the dark side in a few minutes because one naughty bunny here chewed up my charger... goodbye for now civilization.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hooman: "Okay, I'll take your picture. Happy with it?" Kitteh: "Meh"

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