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Guy Draws Cat Heads As A Joke Signature On His ID, Realizes He Made A Mistake When He Has To Sign Mortgage Papers Years Later
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Guy Draws Cat Heads As A Joke Signature On His ID, Realizes He Made A Mistake When He Has To Sign Mortgage Papers Years Later

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Signatures are a tricky thing. They don’t stick with you for life, but each one does stay with you for a very long time. I remember the first time I had to come up with a signature for an official ID card, I spent a good 30 minutes practicing on a piece of paper. Was I perfectly happy with it? No, but it looked serious and it was easy for me to write.

Somebody who probably regrets having made a joke signature on their ID is Reddit user Brad Johnsen, a.k.a. Bradimal, who signed the card with 3 cat heads. Unbelievable! As huge cat fans ourselves, we love what he did and we decided to ask him all about it (scroll down for Bored Panda’s interview). However, the signature did come back to bite Brad on the behind later on in life. The Redditor instantly regretted his joke the moment he had to sign sheaves of mortgage paperwork. He had to ‘draw’ his signature more than 30 times. I bet anyone’s hand would hurt for a week after some serious labor like that.

Brad’s signature on his ID card is very unusual, and this came to bite him on the bottom later on in life

Brad’s story got a whopping 21,100 upvotes on Reddit’s TIFU (Today I [Effed] Up) Community. His post also got nearly a thousand comments and Brad received 3 Gold Awards and 7 Silver Awards for his candid explanation of how he messed up.

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This signature is adorable, but it had some consequences

Image credits: bradimal

After all, it isn’t every day that someone’s actions from more than three years ago come back to haunt them, is it? The Redditor revealed how him signing his ID card with 3 cat heads meant that he had to use this adorable signature to sign his mortgage papers.

The man had to sign more than 30 documents by drawing cat heads

Image credits: bradimal

“The decision to make my signature 3 cat heads was pretty spontaneous. I was getting my driver’s license and they wanted a signature I asked the lady behind the counter if anything can be my signature,” Brad told Bored Panda.

“She seemed puzzled by the question. I said, like, what if I just drew a dinosaur? She said: “That’s none of my business, please sign the pad.” So I hesitated a second trying to think of something good and that’s when it hits me: cat heads. I love cats and I had 3 cats at the time so I drew them.”

Brad, who is 38, told Bored Panda that he named his cats Pepè De La Hoya, Sanchez Fluffington, and Eric.

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“Then the lady looked at the signature and rolled her eyes and asked me: “Are you sure you want this to be your official signature?” I said “absolutely.” I do still regret it a little bit. When I did this I was younger and not thinking about future Brad. Today’s Brad has to sign important documents and talk to people who wear suits,” Brad explained why he did what he did.

“When I made cat heads my signature I never thought I would own a home. I was working as a janitor at a motorcycle shop at the time. I could just go to the DMV right now and get a new license, but I really like the picture on my old license, so cat heads it is.”

Brad also had this to say: “I would say novelty should always take priority over mediocrity. And it’s hard to stand out if you follow the rules, have fun with your signature. It’s yours and it can be anything you want.”

Here’s what people had to say about Brad’s story

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Obviously, Brad is far from the only person on Earth who went a little overboard with his signature. However, Keep Solid has some handy advice for anyone who wants to create a more ‘serious’ signature for business and other official, grown-up things.

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According to the website, you can start off by writing your full name, underlining it, making your capital letters stand out. What’s more, you can use unusual symbols or flourishes. Or you can simply use your initials. If all else fails, go for 3 cat heads just like Brad and impress everyone, from your friends to your boss. I mean, what could go wrong?

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The last post worries me, have access to peoples passwords. That’s not right, often people have a handful of passwords that they use for everything from emails, PayPal, iTunes etc and on applications you will have their email address. What could seriously go wrong. That’s quite concerning.

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Marcellus the Third
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fine 10-15y ago, not unusual 10-5y ago, now straight up illegal. But as the post started, "Years ago...".

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John L
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't you just hate it when you outsmart yourself????

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's never happened to me. I'm too dumb to outsmart myself. It's a brilliant strategy.

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Kelly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gorbidden in my Country: you must write your own name.

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Filipa Menezes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, I'm sorry but... Dude is 38. He did this when he was 34/35yo. How can a 35yo not be aware this is a bad idea?

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Simba
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When it started it was a joke (on everyone). Oh well now the joke is on you. He deserved every inconvenience that comes. Too bad not sad.

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Claes Gustavsson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Sweden, we're about to not accept a driver's license as ID. Everybody also have a digital ID in their phones and computers for identification and logging in to your bank or government sites etc. I think the latest ID-cards also have it. Works fine once you get used to it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I keep hearing of thing after thing in Sweden where you guys keep allowing stuff like that digital ID. That means everywhere you go will be on record with the government, not just Apple etc. Showing my drivers license is analog so if I leave my phone at home nobody knows where I am. It's nobody's goddamn business. It's that digital creep we're all gonna regret one day when all governments turn towards a total surveillance state. That's not tinfoil hat fodder, it's already happening.

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Stille20
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It wasn't like 10 years ago. It was three years. He couldn't imagine buying a house and three years later he was?

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neverbeenbored
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also he said he did it when he was "younger" and blames his age for acting stupid but he was 35 years old! That's too old to blame stupid things you do on your age. That's old enough to know better.

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Fuzztone
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this is true, then Americans really need to sort their s**t out

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comboplush
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely stupid, but the cats in his original signature are just adorable.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If 3 years ago you couldn't even imagine owning a house and now you are a house owner then you either live where real estate is very, very, very cheap, you got a massive raise, or mommy and daddy helped you out and this may explain your stupid (albeit hilarious) signature.

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Calypso poet
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was having fun setting up my moms wireless internet. Then a few weeks later she had tech support laughing when they asked for her network name- Monkey Butt! She was so embarrassed!

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criminalgirl
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4 years ago

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so this guy couldn't think what life might offer him in only 4 years time?? What an utter prat. Not one single brain cell.

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The last post worries me, have access to peoples passwords. That’s not right, often people have a handful of passwords that they use for everything from emails, PayPal, iTunes etc and on applications you will have their email address. What could seriously go wrong. That’s quite concerning.

michel_2 avatar
Marcellus the Third
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fine 10-15y ago, not unusual 10-5y ago, now straight up illegal. But as the post started, "Years ago...".

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John L
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't you just hate it when you outsmart yourself????

captaindash avatar
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's never happened to me. I'm too dumb to outsmart myself. It's a brilliant strategy.

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Kelly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gorbidden in my Country: you must write your own name.

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Filipa Menezes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, I'm sorry but... Dude is 38. He did this when he was 34/35yo. How can a 35yo not be aware this is a bad idea?

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Simba
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When it started it was a joke (on everyone). Oh well now the joke is on you. He deserved every inconvenience that comes. Too bad not sad.

claesjohangustavsson avatar
Claes Gustavsson
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Sweden, we're about to not accept a driver's license as ID. Everybody also have a digital ID in their phones and computers for identification and logging in to your bank or government sites etc. I think the latest ID-cards also have it. Works fine once you get used to it.

captaindash avatar
Full Name
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I keep hearing of thing after thing in Sweden where you guys keep allowing stuff like that digital ID. That means everywhere you go will be on record with the government, not just Apple etc. Showing my drivers license is analog so if I leave my phone at home nobody knows where I am. It's nobody's goddamn business. It's that digital creep we're all gonna regret one day when all governments turn towards a total surveillance state. That's not tinfoil hat fodder, it's already happening.

Load More Replies...
hazelree avatar
Stille20
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It wasn't like 10 years ago. It was three years. He couldn't imagine buying a house and three years later he was?

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neverbeenbored
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also he said he did it when he was "younger" and blames his age for acting stupid but he was 35 years old! That's too old to blame stupid things you do on your age. That's old enough to know better.

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me_156 avatar
Fuzztone
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this is true, then Americans really need to sort their s**t out

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comboplush
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely stupid, but the cats in his original signature are just adorable.

captaindash avatar
Full Name
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If 3 years ago you couldn't even imagine owning a house and now you are a house owner then you either live where real estate is very, very, very cheap, you got a massive raise, or mommy and daddy helped you out and this may explain your stupid (albeit hilarious) signature.

dons avatar
Calypso poet
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was having fun setting up my moms wireless internet. Then a few weeks later she had tech support laughing when they asked for her network name- Monkey Butt! She was so embarrassed!

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criminalgirl
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4 years ago

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so this guy couldn't think what life might offer him in only 4 years time?? What an utter prat. Not one single brain cell.

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