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I Drew 35 Cartoons That Are Too Relevant To Anyone Who Likes Alcohol, Sex And Being An Idiot
I draw the stupid things that happen to me.
Most of the inspiration for them comes from me and my mates on a night out and fortunately for me, they are degenerates and are really easy to write about.
See below.
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But most of the time they still talk to you! I have big headphones and still people all the time come to ME in the middle of 40 ppl to ask me the way to places!
Load More Replies...Haha, especially true in open space office - the yellow slice is even smaller then.
I have "14 hours of floor fan white noise" bookmarked on all my browsers.
Yeah, this one is pretty gender neutral. Working in open offices and cubicles pretty much make sure this a norm.
I tried this one a while ago... Got myself a huge a*s Sony headphones and stuff, so that you can't possibly miss that thing on my head... though still people approached me instead of somebody else to ask for directions for example :(
When you have enough experience, you learn that you're going to wing it, and that (almost) everybody does! :)
Also a source of humorous videos of people under sedation after they've been removed.
This ain't right. I'm 44 and have the same ammount of sex than in my 20's... none :(
Here's the progression of events: 1. Dinner Maker (DM) starts off telling Dinner Eaters (DE) that dinner is ready WHEN it's ready. DE tell DM "I'll be out in a few minutes." FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, DE finally come out to eat, and complain that the food is cold. 2. DM gives verbal updates: "Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes." DE fail to wrap up what they're doing, and are still 10 minutes late. Microwave Battle Royale ensues. 3. In an effort to get everyone fed in a timely manner, DM straight up lies about dinner being ready, people actually come out right away, complain to DM for the next 10 minutes that they're hungry, and attack the casserole dish like a pack of starving wolverines when it comes out of the oven. But hey, the food isn't cold! 4. DM cycles among scenarios 1-3 for the next several years until becoming inured to the surrounding DE pathos, finally says "screw it," and fixes her own plate and starts eating without 'em. The End :)
I say something, then 30 seconds later 'why did I say that I could've said this' and then never let it go
Same here, no one else is ever on my phone, people just know not to touch 🤔