I draw the stupid things that happen to me.

Most of the inspiration for them comes from me and my mates on a night out and fortunately for me, they are degenerates and are really easy to write about.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt
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3 years ago

If we get pockets at all.

Sivi
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3 years ago

I hate the fake pockets one. Me and mom check first now before we buy.

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La Petite Morte
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3 years ago

When a woman finds a fashion designer or brand that puts decent pockets on skirts or pants we let EVERYONE know. Same with comfy bras that support.

Jaguarundi
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3 years ago

"Wrangler" blue jeans still have proper pockets, as do many jeans and pants marketed for outdoorsy women.

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Moo Moo Futch
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3 years ago

Phones are getting bigger yet women's pockets are getting smaller. Sort that shit out!!!!

EDi
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3 years ago

Someone has to buy all those handbags.

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The Girl on Fire
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3 years ago

Usually we don't get pockets at all, just fake ones that LOOK like a pocket is there but don't have a friggin pocket!

Bobbi Newell
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3 years ago

Women USED to have decent pockets, and those of us who are old enough to remember think fondly of those days. The best explanation I've heard for the wimpy girl pockets is that designers wanted to find a way to sell more totes and handbags, so they created the need while offering the "official" explanation that smaller pockets are "more slimming."

Carmen Elena
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3 years ago

IYes! I need my damn pockets!

Kotryna M
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3 years ago

Yes! Pockets! I don't want to carry my crap in a purse! I want pockets!!

LFSchind
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3 years ago

Combined with back-pockets that STILL won't fit a cell phone. There's no way to not carry a purse.

Aj Isaacs
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3 years ago

Wait! This is a thing! Screw that...no wonder I'm always carrying my wife stuff.

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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3 years ago

This is when clothing companies don't think about their costumers.

phil blanque
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2 years ago

Men's pockets are 3 meters?...Not even in the NBA!

MPaula Whelan
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2 years ago

I saw this while listening to a radio show about the evolution of pockets, why women's clothing initially eliminated pockets and why, even today, women's clothes have few pockets or pockets in name only. A woman (journalist?) visited a store that sold police uniforms and asked to see the women's uniforms. The manager said he might have some but the women all bought men's because the women's pockets were useless.

BoopityBooptiyBooper
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3 years ago

They're designed that way to make women carry purses as opposed to simply putting shit into your pockets. I hate pants shopping....

Beth Simpson
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3 years ago

Reason being: so we spend $60 on a purse to hold our crap.

GFSTaylor
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3 years ago

I never knew that men's trousers have pockets three metres deep !

Vonskippy
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3 years ago

Not a piece of clothing for any sex on the planet that has THREE METER pockets.

danielw
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3 years ago

pocket space. They invented it.

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Jaguarundi
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3 years ago

I rely on pockets because a purse is a distraction for me and makes me a target for snatchers.

Sarah Storm
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1 year ago

*shops in the mens department* EVERYTHING IS MORE COMFORTABLE AND MUCH MORE PRACTICAL!!!!!!

Noa Krklec
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2 years ago

And then we have the fake pockets....

Oscar Jeong
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2 years ago

Maybe because many girls cut the long pants and transform them into hot short pants?

Ms E
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2 years ago

I usually don't get pockets at all :D

Andrea Delden
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2 years ago

This is one of my pet peeves!

Kim Lorton
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2 years ago

That aspect of pants is so annoying!

Janice Seagraves
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2 years ago

I have some pants that don't have front pockets.

Teleri Nyfain
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2 years ago

Fortunately, I'm a seamstress (sorry, NOT a sewer...) - as long as they've done the hard part, I can make them longer really easily.

K. LNU
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3 years ago

I have never understood the jeans pocket thing. Old Navy has great women's jeans... but the pockets are definitely like this drawing!

EDi
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3 years ago

A man has to scratch his balls with a hand in his pocket. ;)

Lira Mai
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3 years ago

Sadly some women preferred fashion than comfort.

Greg Allan
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3 years ago

You poor diddums.

Shef
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3 years ago

3m meters is pretty hyperbole but I get the concept.

Clinton Yew
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3 years ago

I think this is more like a trending that hasn't been correct yet? Maybe most women will have their purse and valuables in their bags on that era so the pocket become more like a decorations?

cwa92464
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3 years ago

Great excuse to make him pay----I have no pockets for my money

To Blave
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3 years ago

3 meters vs. 3 millimeters? One picture in and I'm already annoyed. Can't wait for number two.

Miriam Brose
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3 years ago

You definitely buy the wrong pants...

Martha Meyer
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3 years ago

While women's pockets are indeed much smaller than men's, the difference is most certainly not 3 mm versus 3 meters... more like 7 cm and 17 cm.

BusLady
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3 years ago

Still not big enough to carry a tampon...

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We Were On A Break!
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3 years ago

Women with male partners found a way around that - they just make him carry all her stuff in his pockets too ;-)

Strahinja Tomic
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3 years ago

We need to skratch our balls.

Jhoa
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3 years ago

Doesn't the pocket size have something to do with the amount of material between the legs? That way it would make sense why men automatically get larger ones.

Paul Dixon
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2 years ago

Men get teased for carrying bags so we have to fit everything in our pockets. Also, a lot of women wear tight fitting jeans where pockets would be useless. Oh. On suit jackets they are often fake pockets.

Strahinja Tomic
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3 years ago

We need to scratch our balls.

Pato
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3 years ago

Reason being for small pockets is that us women prefer not to have anything that can make our ass, hips and thighs seem bigger. It's not an inequality issue, trust me, nor an excuse for us using handbags. It's a look issue

First Name
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3 years ago

Whatever. I don't want big pockets on my jeans. My man carries his phone, keys, knife, etc. in his jeans. I don't.

Mark Raimondeau
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3 years ago

We need larger pockets, we don't carry hand bags!

RidingMyPetKangarooToWork
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3 years ago

I must be a traitor to my own kind, but what do women need pockets for? Don't most women love to lug a handbag around? I carry a clutch, dont use pockets and I get on just fine?

Adrienne Early
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3 years ago

Yuck. I HATEE purses, clutches, etc. I usually wear a men's hoodie if I don't have pants with pockets just so i can carry my phone, wallet, and keys.

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Lucida
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3 years ago

I do not understand this constant complaint on women's pants lack of pockets. It's only tight women's pants that have no or very small pockets and it's for a good reason. Big pockets on tight pants would be idiotic, as the pockets would crumple, look bad through the fabric and be really inconvenient.

CrunChewy McSandybutt
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3 years ago (edited)

I'm sorry but you're wrong, Lucida. I have loose trousers for the office that don't have pockets. I have culottes that have fake pockets (look like pockets but don't open).

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Stuart Kahler
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3 years ago

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This is only inequality if your oppressive husband is buying your pants for you. If you buy your own pants, take responsibility for *your choice* to buy tight pants that have no room for pockets that would ruin the look. YOU chose fashion over utility. The fact that stores keep carrying pocket-less pants is because other women make the same choice. If I'm wrong, then create a damn line of women's pants with deep pockets. If you're right, you'll make a fortune.

Brandi Alcock-Allen
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3 years ago

Dude, even not tight pants barely have pockets. Finding a brand of jeans that has them is like finding the holy grail. I about buy stock when I manage to find good ones.

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Luke Gibson
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3 years ago

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Nothing in society stops a woman from wearing a mans jeans. It does not work the other way. So where's the inequality now? Dumb as fuck analogy!

Martha Meyer
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3 years ago

Have you ever heard of hips?

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Jason Salmonds
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3 years ago

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well we need somewhere to put the money we throw at you (;

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Grumble O'Pug
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3 years ago

Yup!!

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SnowyLynx
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3 years ago

Too funny!

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SykesDaMan
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3 years ago

When you have enough experience, you learn that you're going to wing it, and that (almost) everybody does! :)

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Jaguarundi
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3 years ago

My cats, *expressions of shock and awe*, "Mommy has a personality?!?"

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SnowyLynx
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3 years ago

I hate this so much!

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Full Name
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3 years ago

The smacking of a banana being eaten close-by in a quiet room is hands down the worst thing a human being can hear. Their mouth opening at all except for the entering of more banana should be legal grounds for murder.

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Evgeniya Khon
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3 years ago

What's so challenging about boiling rice?

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Naomi Armitage
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3 years ago

Also a source of humorous videos of people under sedation after they've been removed.

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Andres Tejeda
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3 years ago

Also snapping your fingers at the bartender.

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Evgeniya Khon
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3 years ago

Stage 4: text my ex

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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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3 years ago

This ain't right. I'm 44 and have the same ammount of sex than in my 20's... none :(

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The Girl on Fire
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3 years ago

Or unusually tall person.

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Bobbi Newell
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3 years ago

Here's the progression of events: 1. Dinner Maker (DM) starts off telling Dinner Eaters (DE) that dinner is ready WHEN it's ready. DE tell DM "I'll be out in a few minutes." FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, DE finally come out to eat, and complain that the food is cold. 2. DM gives verbal updates: "Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes." DE fail to wrap up what they're doing, and are still 10 minutes late. Microwave Battle Royale ensues. 3. In an effort to get everyone fed in a timely manner, DM straight up lies about dinner being ready, people actually come out right away, complain to DM for the next 10 minutes that they're hungry, and attack the casserole dish like a pack of starving wolverines when it comes out of the oven. But hey, the food isn't cold! 4. DM cycles among scenarios 1-3 for the next several years until becoming inured to the surrounding DE pathos, finally says "screw it," and fixes her own plate and starts eating without 'em. The End :)

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Paige Loewen
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3 years ago

I say something, then 30 seconds later 'why did I say that I could've said this' and then never let it go

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Samantha Hurrell
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3 years ago

My Dad does similar with biscuits, he leaves just one.

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SnowyLynx
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3 years ago

So, fricking true

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SnowyLynx
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3 years ago

And there’s that guy on the floor who passed out from drinking

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Amanda Ford
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3 years ago

Or to rinse off sweat after a nasty hit and humid day, like today. XP

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Lucida
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3 years ago

It's because you're still drunk when you wake up.

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SnowyLynx
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3 years ago

True, true

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Emma B
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3 years ago

YES!!!! I love GIN!!!!

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xpurinx
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3 years ago

Hahaha

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BusLady
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2 years ago

What is that right above his belt buckle?

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Kinga Novak
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2 years ago

Same here, no one else is ever on my phone, people just know not to touch 🤔

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Andres Tejeda
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3 years ago

Damn I just developed a taste for Brandy, I am too young to die.

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Naomi Armitage
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3 years ago

other *boy

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SnowyLynx
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3 years ago

Well then

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SnowyLynx
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3 years ago

True, true

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SnowyLynx
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3 years ago

Oh boy

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Anne
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3 years ago

Steal a pigeon :D

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SnowyLynx
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3 years ago

Nice

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SnowyLynx
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3 years ago

So true

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SnowyLynx
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3 years ago

What?

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Shana
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3 years ago

It's an ex for a reason. Don't text the ex.

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