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I Drew 35 Cartoons That Are Too Relevant To Anyone Who Likes Alcohol, Sex And Being An Idiot
I draw the stupid things that happen to me.
Most of the inspiration for them comes from me and my mates on a night out and fortunately for me, they are degenerates and are really easy to write about.
See below.
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When you have enough experience, you learn that you're going to wing it, and that (almost) everybody does! :)
it's actually a toss-up between Alzheimer's (and other forms of dementia) and Parkinson's and ALS. Grandma had Alzheimer's and I've had friends with both Parkinson's and ALS. I've seen first hand what they do to people.
Load More Replies...my definition of 'responsibility' is keeping a look out while I send the minions off to do something that probably should not be done. (Okay, before people freak out, I make sure the 'activity' I'm instigating is safe. but lets be honest, somebody has to teach them to short sheet beds in time for summer camp.)
Who says you have to? I'm quite sure I simply am who I am. If they don't like it, good. More for us.
Haha! When i was teaching, I thought to myself, who allowed me to the responsible one in here?
I can relate. Whenever I visited my Brother (when the kids were little) my Sis-in-Law would always feed me veggies I did not like, knowing I would not dare complain in front of the little ones, because I was a responsible Adult. LOL
Also a source of humorous videos of people under sedation after they've been removed.
This ain't right. I'm 44 and have the same ammount of sex than in my 20's... none :(
Here's the progression of events: 1. Dinner Maker (DM) starts off telling Dinner Eaters (DE) that dinner is ready WHEN it's ready. DE tell DM "I'll be out in a few minutes." FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, DE finally come out to eat, and complain that the food is cold. 2. DM gives verbal updates: "Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes." DE fail to wrap up what they're doing, and are still 10 minutes late. Microwave Battle Royale ensues. 3. In an effort to get everyone fed in a timely manner, DM straight up lies about dinner being ready, people actually come out right away, complain to DM for the next 10 minutes that they're hungry, and attack the casserole dish like a pack of starving wolverines when it comes out of the oven. But hey, the food isn't cold! 4. DM cycles among scenarios 1-3 for the next several years until becoming inured to the surrounding DE pathos, finally says "screw it," and fixes her own plate and starts eating without 'em. The End :)
I say something, then 30 seconds later 'why did I say that I could've said this' and then never let it go
Same here, no one else is ever on my phone, people just know not to touch 🤔