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I Drew 35 Cartoons That Are Too Relevant To Anyone Who Likes Alcohol, Sex And Being An Idiot
I draw the stupid things that happen to me.
Most of the inspiration for them comes from me and my mates on a night out and fortunately for me, they are degenerates and are really easy to write about.
See below.
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When you have enough experience, you learn that you're going to wing it, and that (almost) everybody does! :)
The smacking of a banana being eaten close-by in a quiet room is hands down the worst thing a human being can hear. Their mouth opening at all except for the entering of more banana should be legal grounds for murder.
https://medium.com/@ItsTheVocal/misophonia-the-indescribable-raging-urge-to-murder-anyone-who-chews-too-loudly-c8e9589490b2
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Clinking their damn dish when they eat and chewing with their mouth open
Between racists and chewers should be the people who stomp-walk, instead of normal stepping. (Excluding any with medical reason)
I can live with the stomp walkers, for me it's the shufflers that p**s me off.
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THIS! Good grief, people! Pleasepleaseplease close your mouth when chewing. Although, t's even worse when you are in a grocery line, and the person behind you starts 'smackin' away'-and you are stuck...grrr...hearing every, single smack & chomp...
Its strange that we have places people eat together in public, but defecate in private. I mean THANK GOD, but the eating is pretty disturbing too. Maybe restaurants need booths with latched doors...and, though I am a man, I would rather eat in the women's section...seriously.
Honestly? Nothing puts me into a bigger rage than loud chewers, that or people who are on their phones and don't use earbuds.
Why’re sexism and racism at different levels? You shouldn’t fight one without fighting the other.
I guess you could make your own pie chart if everyone on the planet doesn't happen to think and feel the same way you do.
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Also a source of humorous videos of people under sedation after they've been removed.
This ain't right. I'm 44 and have the same ammount of sex than in my 20's... none :(
Here's the progression of events: 1. Dinner Maker (DM) starts off telling Dinner Eaters (DE) that dinner is ready WHEN it's ready. DE tell DM "I'll be out in a few minutes." FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, DE finally come out to eat, and complain that the food is cold. 2. DM gives verbal updates: "Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes." DE fail to wrap up what they're doing, and are still 10 minutes late. Microwave Battle Royale ensues. 3. In an effort to get everyone fed in a timely manner, DM straight up lies about dinner being ready, people actually come out right away, complain to DM for the next 10 minutes that they're hungry, and attack the casserole dish like a pack of starving wolverines when it comes out of the oven. But hey, the food isn't cold! 4. DM cycles among scenarios 1-3 for the next several years until becoming inured to the surrounding DE pathos, finally says "screw it," and fixes her own plate and starts eating without 'em. The End :)
I say something, then 30 seconds later 'why did I say that I could've said this' and then never let it go
Same here, no one else is ever on my phone, people just know not to touch 🤔
