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My Cardboard Cutouts With Pandemic Jokes To Make You Smile
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My Cardboard Cutouts With Pandemic Jokes To Make You Smile

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I draw on sheets of cardboard and pose with them at sunset. I call them Sunset Selfies and I hope this collection makes you smile. We will get through this. Stay safe, everyone, and see you at sunset soon.

If you want to see more of my work, check out my previous posts on Bored Panda here, here, and here

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Hey, everyone! I think I caught it! We can come out now!

Finding Toilet Paper

After not finding any toilet paper for several weeks, I finally spotted a roll down on the rocks tonight at sunset. It was an adult male, soft and plump but heavily armed. I approached with nervous excitement.

“One step closer and I’ll wipe that smirk right off your face,” the toilet paper shouted in defiance.

“If anyone’s gonna do any wiping, it’s gonna be me,” I shouted back as I lowered my net.

Quaran-toned

I’ve been afraid to go to the grocery store during the quarantine, so I haven’t been eating very much. Still, it has been a chance to lose those pesky extra pounds around my waistline—which is a plus. And just in time for summer!

Love in the Time of Corona

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We may not be able to get physically close during this difficult time, but as I watched the last sunlight glinting off Pam’s gas mask, her filter cartridge canister had never looked sexier to me.

Find Your Own Food

I’ve been worried about the food supply, so I decided to take up hunting. It’s going well so far, but I’m not sure I bought the right hunting cap. I mean, as advertised, it does attract plenty of deer. But it also attracts plenty of hunters.

Tick Humor

When he is fully engorged, Trevor is pretty disgusting, but he does have a good sense of humor.

“What do you get when you cross a virus with a tick?” Trevor asked me tonight as we watched the sunset together.

“I don’t know,” I said, playing along.

“Corona with Lyme.”

I gave him a high-five for that one.

Cat Juggling

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With so much time at home, I’ve taken up a new hobby. The only problem is: I can’t find enough kittens.

A Talk with the President

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“There will not be a sunset tonight,” the President said. “We did an incredible job and you will not see one. I am very strongly against them.”

Which didn’t make any sense.

“But there’s a beautiful sunset happening right now,” I pointed out.

“I always said there would be,” the President responded without missing a beat. “I called it a sunset long before anyone called it a sunset. Believe me: No one knows more about sunsets than me. I’m a big fan. A huge fan.”

Which didn’t make any sense.

“I’m confused,” I admitted. “What exactly are you saying? Because you just said—”

“I’m saying: You are fake news,” the President shouted. “That’s a nasty snarky question and you should be ashamed of yourself.”

And with that, another day ended.

Zombie Humor

Jessica and I were talking about the pandemic as we danced at sunset.

“Well, look on the bright side,” she suggested.

“And what bright side is that?” I asked.

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“At least it’s not the zombie apocalypse.”

“You wish,” I teased, and she laughed her raspy little laugh that cracked from the back of her rotting throat.

It was cute.

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Maik
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talent, art and sense of humor in an uplifting post. Loved it all.

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Curious Cat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WOW !! i wish these were metal so i could put them on my garage roof! awesome!

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your_lesbian_friend
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazing! Must use a lot of cardboard lmao! I love the star wars one heh!!

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Dorothy Parker
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are absolutely magical. Every single one! I love the wild rumpus especially!

johnmarshall avatar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CHeers, Dorothy. The actual image is much bigger. You can see the whole thing at https://www.instagram.com/p/BuoHD3ulC2k/

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fear not. The fins are all cardboard on stakes in the water. Although I did see a real fin quite close while I was shooting...though it was probably a dolphin.

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Ayasophya Alturas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the zombie one was probably my favourite. they're all amazing though.

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deewanipoetry
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey at least he got Jessica I'm still single here.Still better love story than twilight tho.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey Xavier. The joke on this one was "Living so close to Disney World, I should have guessed who was breaking in and stealing all our cheese." You can see the original post at https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf0kcVTgSoA/

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Catherine Brady
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

please keep up your astounding, humorous, uplifting, genius creations. There aren't enough words to describe how your work impacts the viewer. Thank you!

johnmarshall avatar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cheers, Catherine. I love your comment. I will keep it up. Come join us on Instagram and I'll see you at sunset soon. https://www.instagram.com/sunsetselfies/

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey Ian. There are lots of dinosaur posts on the Instagram page. https://www.instagram.com/sunsetselfies/ I think I've done T-rex...triceratops...brachiosaur...maybe others I'm forgetting. Cheers and see you at sunset.

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Stuart Bane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could have made the one with horses , unicorns, that would have been like his creations , magical.

johnmarshall avatar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey Stuart. There are plenty of horses and unicorns on my page. If you're on Instagram, check out https://www.instagram.com/p/BcHsrFcg_Ng/ Cheers and hope you are safe and well.

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Sasha Titus
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn those are great! I love the Cyclops. And Dobby. And the Star Wars. And Medusa. Heck, I love them all!

johnmarshall avatar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The joke on the Cyclops one was, "The great thing about being a Cyclops Optometrist is...it's half the work!" If you're on Instagram, you can find the whole collection at @sunsetselfies Cheers!

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Lavender Brown
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are amazing!! I loved the ones with the stories and the Harry Potter ones too. I also enjoyed the ones of Medusa and the Pegasus.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks, Lavender. I had "Harry Potter Week" on my Instagram page a while back. If you have an account you can look up @sunsetselfies and play along. Cheers and hope you are safe and well.

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These were awesome! I almost didn't click on them, but I am so glad that I did! Great work!

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Quinn Adaire
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious and awesome, but also, how are you LOSING weight??

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ptm45
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That part with conversation with the president gave me a bit of a headache.

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Sheldon Liberman
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another TDSer who apparently can't cope with reality so is forced to live in the shadows.

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Maik
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another POS Trumptard proud of it's ignorance. Go sniff some lysol.

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Maik
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talent, art and sense of humor in an uplifting post. Loved it all.

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Curious Cat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WOW !! i wish these were metal so i could put them on my garage roof! awesome!

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your_lesbian_friend
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazing! Must use a lot of cardboard lmao! I love the star wars one heh!!

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Dorothy Parker
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are absolutely magical. Every single one! I love the wild rumpus especially!

johnmarshall avatar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CHeers, Dorothy. The actual image is much bigger. You can see the whole thing at https://www.instagram.com/p/BuoHD3ulC2k/

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johnmarshall avatar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fear not. The fins are all cardboard on stakes in the water. Although I did see a real fin quite close while I was shooting...though it was probably a dolphin.

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ayasophyaalturas avatar
Ayasophya Alturas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the zombie one was probably my favourite. they're all amazing though.

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deewanipoetry
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey at least he got Jessica I'm still single here.Still better love story than twilight tho.

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johnmarshall avatar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey Xavier. The joke on this one was "Living so close to Disney World, I should have guessed who was breaking in and stealing all our cheese." You can see the original post at https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf0kcVTgSoA/

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Catherine Brady
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

please keep up your astounding, humorous, uplifting, genius creations. There aren't enough words to describe how your work impacts the viewer. Thank you!

johnmarshall avatar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cheers, Catherine. I love your comment. I will keep it up. Come join us on Instagram and I'll see you at sunset soon. https://www.instagram.com/sunsetselfies/

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johnmarshall avatar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey Ian. There are lots of dinosaur posts on the Instagram page. https://www.instagram.com/sunsetselfies/ I think I've done T-rex...triceratops...brachiosaur...maybe others I'm forgetting. Cheers and see you at sunset.

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Stuart Bane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could have made the one with horses , unicorns, that would have been like his creations , magical.

johnmarshall avatar
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey Stuart. There are plenty of horses and unicorns on my page. If you're on Instagram, check out https://www.instagram.com/p/BcHsrFcg_Ng/ Cheers and hope you are safe and well.

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sashatitus avatar
Sasha Titus
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn those are great! I love the Cyclops. And Dobby. And the Star Wars. And Medusa. Heck, I love them all!

johnmarshall avatar
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The joke on the Cyclops one was, "The great thing about being a Cyclops Optometrist is...it's half the work!" If you're on Instagram, you can find the whole collection at @sunsetselfies Cheers!

Load More Replies...
hazescarawesome48 avatar
Lavender Brown
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are amazing!! I loved the ones with the stories and the Harry Potter ones too. I also enjoyed the ones of Medusa and the Pegasus.

johnmarshall avatar
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks, Lavender. I had "Harry Potter Week" on my Instagram page a while back. If you have an account you can look up @sunsetselfies and play along. Cheers and hope you are safe and well.

Load More Replies...
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These were awesome! I almost didn't click on them, but I am so glad that I did! Great work!

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Quinn Adaire
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious and awesome, but also, how are you LOSING weight??

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ptm45
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That part with conversation with the president gave me a bit of a headache.

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Sheldon Liberman
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3 years ago

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another TDSer who apparently can't cope with reality so is forced to live in the shadows.

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Maik
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another POS Trumptard proud of it's ignorance. Go sniff some lysol.

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