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Meme has become a by-word of contemporary digital culture. And that makes sense, because when you think of it, meta-jokes allow us to communicate things in a way more complex way. Sometimes, it’s the other way around. When the subject of a conversation is fundamentally intricate, it begs for an unorthodox way to talk about things.

Like, capitalism. Many of us know how painful it may be to work late hours like there’s no tomorrow, like your family doesn’t exist, to sit by the desk without a day off, trying hard to deliver your very best daily, only to realize it’s been like this for the past decade. Here you go, I just described one of the memes in this list.

And while the capitalist society is spinning its wheels harder than ever before, with long-awaited hope of minimum wage being raised to $15 in the US, these anti-capitalist memes seem more relevant than ever. Someone's calling us overdramatic?

And to whoever is not into hard topics in life, this batch of memes speak of society and its flaws in a funny, like cringe funny, “oh my, it’s me” way. Psst! Another batch of anti-capitalist jokes can be found in our previous post here.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a tax credit scam. The grocery store makes a donation in their name with all the money collected and gets a tax credit.

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To find out more about the complex dynamics between capitalism and internet jokes, Bored Panda reached out to Dovydas Skarolskis, a Vilnius-based connoisseur of the contemporary political and cultural climate.

First off, Dovydas said that there’s no mathematically accurate answer to whether capitalism and the free market are evil. “The economic historians defending the free market have estimated that it is only because of the ideas of capitalism and industrialization that people have been able to rise out of poverty.”

Meanwhile, he explained that many researchers and activists of the field see our contemporary society as full of various forms of exploitation. “The fight between these and many other political ideas is perfectly illustrated by the Political Compass memes that ridicule one position or the other, as well as mock the assumptions about them and the ideas behind them."

According to Dovydas, when tackling a vast array of different opinions, “humor is an excellent way to find like-minded people as well as attract new people who’d be interested in the ideas or even change their point of view.”

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Dovydas likes to divide all the memes and jokes that criticize capitalism into a couple of categories. “First, it’s jokes that defend more radical ideas, irony and satire. They don’t require taking extreme measures to disrupt the functioning of our society, like replacing liberal democracy run by free trade with  socialist or even anarchist or communist principles of public governance.”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try leasing poverty. Go to the laundromat instead of using your own machine, cash a check at Amscot/WU instead of at your own bank, or try some rent-to-own furniture. You'll see just how expensive it is to be poor.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For some reason lots of people like to attack single mothers and think that because they need a bit of extra support they are a drain on society. What about all the fathers who did a runner and don't help to support their offspring. The pro-birthers don't want women to have abortions but also don't want to help support the child once it is separate human.

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However, Dovydas sees the flaws of this type of humor. “The biggest problem with these jokes is that they often justify historical crimes associated with radical leftist movements, or promise happiness by abandoning what we have in the name of something that has never been implemented before.”

“The second category of jokes falls under the softer criticism of capitalism and the free market that targets particular problems, exposing the absurdity of everydayness. We can name a number of problems associated with the modern free world: starting with the exploitation of third-world workers, corporate tax evasion, illegal and sometimes even legal pollution, and a number of others. In summary, the second type can be described as more moderate individuals who fight against obvious manifestations of social injustice.”

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Nah, It's Probly Just Teachers

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...not to mention increasing access to info that shows us what other countries do.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember reading the news and seeing this tweet, and it is spooky how quiet it’s been. Like, would I get low-key eliminated by a dark web hacker for this comment?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who cares about healthcare? what REALLY matters is that our precious overpriced buffalo wings are still available

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The third kind is what Dovydas calls “the post-ironic” approach. “It’s when joking, or rather the act of creating a joke itself, happens just for the sake of self-realization. The person who creates or likes this kind of content can be free from political ideas, or even if one has a particular political view, they don’t have to expect to change something about it.”

According to Dovydas, it’s totally enough to make fun of the world around us to collect a few or a few more likes. “Doomers, who believe that modern capitalism is a sort of dystopia they cannot escape, also fall under this category. This third group can also be named nihilists, pessimists, and post-ironicists.”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damon Tripodi - Nobody likes you Damon. It's not because you're a horrible person, though. It's because you're a horrible person who seems compelled to share his unpleasant opinions about everything.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It usually is the rich parents... or having a family to fall back on.

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I Wish We Had A Choice.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s literally that simple. Except for me i make the distinction between just capitalism vs unregulated capitalism.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, I've not got an issue with someone getting a leg up from their parents. I would do it for my kids. It's when the person being helped pulls the ladder up after them, and adopts an 'I'm alright Jack' attitude, that there is a problem.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trump goes on the show to get some $ to pay his debts. Gets answers wrong, sues the show for being losers and fake. He rightfully won and in fact got the answers right - like "what is the capital of Florida?"and he says Mar a Lago.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ye what more do they need like what do they do just make us money defiantly not

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

even if a rich person is supernaturally terrorised I still really doubt they'd share

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ryan and Edward are wrong about it being a health concern. Suing for having broken into a dumpster will get you nothing. Stores do not throw out food when it becomes a health hazard but way, way before that. They throw it when it's not considered sellable. But most of it is perfectly edible. It's 100% guarded to keep poor people from dumpster diving and getting a free meal, nothing else.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In France we have a law forbidding food waste and making mandatory for companies to give all that wasn't sold and is still edible. They all seem to play the game (mainly to keep a good public opinion on them but who cares if it works).

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think it is mandatory by law here in the UK but there are a few apps where supermarkets and restaurants can give away their unsold goods for a reduced price or even for free.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the supermarkets in the UK used to pour bleach over any food they threw out to make sure the homeless didn't take it. One of the more expensive chains used to donate their left over sandwiches to the local soup kitchen, so it can be done. That soup kitchen literally saved my life.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we also take a moment to see the officer without a mask? No? Okie, moving on

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Nikki Sevven
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I owned that place, I would have opened my doors and given it away for free to whomever needed it. Throwing it away, then wasting tax dollars having the police guard the freaking trash is beyond surreal.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there more to this story? There has to be. It can’t be that stupid and pointless.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to the articles I read, the Fred Meyer reached out to at least 2 food pantries to donate the food, but they couldn't get there in time (because of the icy roads) before regulations required them to throw it out. Some activist tweeted about the food and a crowd of passionate people showed up to get the food, but a few were jerks and aggressive/threatening to the employees. (Up until then, people got about 1/2 a dumpster's worth of food out with no issues.) So they called the cops. If those few turds would have been respectful and kind to the "essential" workers, they probably could have retrieved most of the food.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about instead of throwing it out, they give it away? It's the same profit loss either way.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good god one thing after another. Really though, PSA, I live in Portland, I promise that more happens here than Police and the National Guard doing things that are ridiculous and uncalled for (I'm talking about how the National Guard was sent to intervene in peaceful BLM protests - FYI all the photos are from, like, 1 city block, Portland was NOT under siege).

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also live in Portland and second this comment. It's ridiculous that the police bureau claims to be too understaffed to function then okays cops' policing of dumpsters.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤦🏿‍♀️Oh.🤦🏿‍♀️My. 🤦🏿‍♀️GOD! why not give it to homeless people!?

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to Fred Meyer Grocery store, the food had been in the freezer for days when it lost power. There was a lot of seafood. They normally donate expired/soon to expire foods to community pantries, but were afraid a lot of people would take/give away the spoiled seafood and would get sick. I have volunteered at one of the pantries that get their donated food.

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of the city lost power. It wasn't days before they threw this out. The people trying to get the food were adults. They know how food works. I should have been their choice whether to eat it or not -- not Fred Meyer's choice to enlist publically funded cops to guard their dumpsters.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironically I'm sure it's colder outside than in the working cooler so it could still last.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And a grocery store in Texas gave away food when they lost power with the ice and snow storm coming in. They're still reaping the benefits of that decision.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah part of the difference is they gave the food away right when the power went out. Sometimes in stores the power has been out for too long before they can do anything.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Finland at a couple of Lidl -supermarkets they used to sprinkle rat poison into the wastebins when they threw food away, y'know, just in case. Turns out it's actually illegal here, though.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where you got this information from? I found nothing with a quick google search...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well just health prevention, it wouldn't be profitable to donate pre-trashing the food, to food banks.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yet another reason why the UK is better, help yourselves once it's in the bin.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to foster for a rescue that displayed their pets at Petco on the weekends. The employees would set aside damaged bags of pet food and give them to the rescues. Then corporate decided this was stealing and made the employees rip up the bags and mix the food in with garbage before throwing it in dumpsters.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(This happened about 8 years ago so I'm not sure of the current policy. I did notice that they have bins set aside so shoppers can donate food, and an option for shoppers to donate money after purchases)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They literally threw it out, they're not going to sell it, what is wrong with people eating it, why do they care?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Useless cops... Yhebus must stop wasting money on police and military

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Working at Food Lion, they filled a dumpster like that three times in one week. The company is too cheap to pay for backup generators, and it's cheaper to just insure the food and throw it away. That was the last straw; I quit my job weeks later.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone ever think of this being a health hazard? People could die,

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, in Belgium we had a facebook group 'Not going to bed without food' where people could share if they had leftovers and could donate to whoever wanted them. Government now made them stop because of 'food safety'.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good you added the photo, I would not have believed it otherwise. *deeply ashamed to be human*

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only in the States where the pigs run wildly & freely upon minorities and the poor

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely despicable yet somehow, not surprising coming from the US of good ol f*cking A.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My local supermarket pours oil over the contents of their dumpsters to stop people taking the perfectly good food they throw out. I've watched them doing it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair: I'm sure in the Us if someone stole food out of the Container and gets food poisoning from it, he would sue the supermarket for not guarding the bad food! @_@

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

imagine people get the expired food from the dumpster. get sick and then sued the supermarket. i agree tho they should give the food away

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes no sense and shows how out of touch we are as a society.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because the food could be potentially dangerous if it's not been chilled long enough. All sorts of dangerous bacteria could be growing on it, and the store would face a lawsuit if somebody was ill, or died, as a result of eating it. This scenario has happened.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're right, the store could get sued for giving out food that turned out to be a health hazard, but how can it be sued for people taking food out of their dumpsters?

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The USA needs a nanny to put it in time out when it's been behaving bad again. I swear to god that country is just like a toddler breaking stuff and throwing tantrums

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend used to work in a grocery store bakery and he would tell me about having to throw away huge quantities of food and no one was allowed to take it out of the dumpster. They would actually call the cops. 'Murica, huh...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has ever occurred to anyone that if that food is spoiled, and someone eats it, they may become sick, and therefore sue the grocery store. So not only are they looking out for others, they are also covering their own a**es. I don't blame them, because I would do the same.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it may be because the food is not safe to eat, and the store would be held responsible if anyone got ill because of it?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe it is spoiled and people would get sick if eating it?

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I see ONE officer and 4 plain clothes (which they wouldnt be) or actual Meyers employees standing infront of the dumpster. wheres the other 14 cops?

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Dont go into a disgusting dumpster to try an get food that literally is bad. Its all perishable items. And than some numpty millenia gets sick and tries to raise awareness on why you shouldnt do it and sues Meyers. They saw the bigger picture and stopped it before it started

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The police are just doing their job. Its the store that is to blame here for calling on the police and treating it like they are being stolen from. Pretty sure the police really would rather be doing something else and didnt take this on themselves.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the police could just tell the store that they don't have time for this. Urgent matters elsewhere require our attention.

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Why would you want to take food that could possibly be bad anyways?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you're quite hungry. And some of the safe-food-temperature laws apply to things they really don't need to. Warm cheese and yoghurt (unless it's been warm for a LONG time) is going to be fine. I don't think I would trust room-temperature milk or dressed meat, but sausage, bacon or anything else that's cured would be fine if you cooked it long enough. Not thinking about taking some is a statement of your economic condition. Things aren't that bad for you.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These people cannot afford to buy food. You think they can afford lawyers?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That only comes out to 16.82285 billion. Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is sitting in his $250 million estates counting his billions.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No kidding. What customer is going through the checkout line throwing hissy fits and elbows because someone is sitting while scanning?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The internet was made for fun by nerds. Then capitalists charged for access to it. History in a fortune cookie.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d like to ask other countries what they don’t like about the United States, but the people of the United States would say I’m not UnitedStatesan. CUZ MURICA

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They'll notice when you use that first vacation day and treat you like a slacker. :)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing is, though, the types of socialism that people want aren't even the opposite of capitalism. With the type of mixed economy that exists now, it is actually possible for the system to become both more socialist and more capitalist at the same time.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Communism is also bad though. And unnecessary because there are a lot of other good ideas to solve the problems in the current system.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shh the cancel culture squad might overhear you and declare this offensive

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow clowny is there to entertain you while you are in serious debt and need to work work and work until your body disnagrates

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

New Zealand closes its department stores whenever we go into soft lockdown and also banned online shopping from department stores when we were in our strict lockdown. This gets rid of covid so well that we usually don’t have to deal with the situation this person is describing, but I notice that this is never the kind of solution that people like this are looking for...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, in communist countries you work to make the party oligarchs rich, only they pose as servants of the people.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what are you talking about? every single one of those generic, harmful, plastic bottles has a unique and original design!

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