They say that a picture’s worth a thousand words. Well, some cakes are worth a thousand nightmares. Cakes are usually midnight-snack-fuel, but the Cakes With Threatening Auras Twitter shows us that they can be nightmare-fuel, too.

Scroll down, upvote the cursed cakes you liked the most, and let us know in the comments what the worst cake you’ve ever seen in your life was. Just make sure you’re not eating anything while you’re enjoying this list. I might have choked on my croissant when I saw some of these baked fails.

The Cakes With Threatening Auras Twitter account has more than 141k followers who came for the hilariously bad cakes and stay for the delicious(ly insidious) content. Meanwhile, in order to learn more about what not to do when baking cakes and where the line between good and bad cakes is, Bored Panda reached out to talented Canadian cake maker and designer Darci, founder of Kake by Darci. Scroll down for our interview with her.

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1 month ago

Quarantine birthday cake

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Jumilicious
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1 month ago

So much love went into those cakes. Also, fun tradition!

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postboredom
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1 month ago

Cakes rick-roll you too?

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Baker Darci told us all about the main major mistakes that people tend to do when making cakes. "I would probably say the most common mistakes are wrong order of ingredients added in to the recipe. Very important for baking as it’s a science!" she pointed out that we have to be very meticulous when baking.

Darci added that not weighing ingredients, as well as over- and under-mixing them can also be problematic. "All of these small factors can make or break the cake!"

According to the Canadian baker, the line between good and bad cakes becomes blurred if you overload them by adding too many unnecessary details. "I prefer simple designs and simple details. I feel like you can have a beautiful cake and go over board with too much—flowers, candy, colors, textures. It can be a fine line between to much and not enough."

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Raine Soo
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1 month ago

That's a nice play on words, but what is the story behind this?

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JustCallMeKat
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1 month ago

This cake isn't cursed, its adorable! Are you saying cats are cursed??

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JustCallMeKat
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1 month ago

Talent

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There’s also a Cakes With Threatening Auras Instagram page, but it has just over 5.8k fans. So it looks like most cursed cake lovers can be found over on Twitter rather than IG.

The CWTA page first popped up on Twitter in January 2020 and has been documenting awful, truly awful examples of cake fails ever since.

We’re pretty sure that some of these cakes were made to be intentionally bad. At least we hope. However, others were the results of clumsy mistakes (and maybe Fate messing with some unfortunate bakers). So here are some cake-baking tips to keep in mind so that you can avoid giving your baked goods threatening auras with icing.

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JustCallMeKat
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1 month ago

And people call me weird 😬

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 month ago

See, even the cake says so lol.

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Loretta
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1 month ago

He's seen some shit.

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Baking cakes is exactly like brewing potions at Hogwarts: you have to follow the instructions exactly, otherwise, you’ll mess things up. Unless you’re the Half-Blood Prince, don’t go about improvising. If the recipe says to add half a cup of sugar, don’t plop in a dozen teaspoons of caramel. You can experiment when you’ve got the basics down tight.

You should also try to avoid using stale baking powder and baking soda, according to The Spruce Eats. If you have any left at home that’s older than half a year, toss it out and get some new products. Otherwise, your cake might turn out to be a flop. This is where the importance of proper labeling comes in.

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Hubertus Touché
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1 month ago

The only true anatomy of a pig... Butcher, eat your heart out!

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BananaGirl
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1 month ago

I wanna know the story behind this one....

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Anne
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1 month ago

this one is stunning

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Something else to keep in mind is to not use cold ingredients. We know that you’re ready to make that amazing cake, but wait for your butter to warm up, so you won’t have globby chunks when you mix your ingredients.

Any single one of these mistakes could make the difference between a gorgeous cake and a cursed failure that gets noticed by the Cakes With Threatening Auras account.

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Darko Pešić
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1 month ago

TBH this doesnt look bad

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Steve Onyx
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1 month ago

When are you giving "Bart"?

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Raine Soo
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1 month ago

Those smiley faces say otherwise.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 month ago

I would be celebrating too.

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Sue Hazlewood
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1 month ago

Nice cake. I suspect that the caterer was told the buyer wanted nothing on top.

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Evelína Zlá
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1 month ago

I like it... it´s cute in a weird way and someone really tried hard...

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Monty Is Fiennes
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1 month ago

Yass!!..

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Raine Soo
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1 month ago

Thanks for cheering me up.

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postboredom
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1 month ago

The ol' snip snip.. LMAO

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Francis
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1 month ago

i need more information to this one!

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Truth Monster
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1 month ago

Could have been worse. Could have been white m and m's

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BananaGirl
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1 month ago

Help! Elmo is drowning........

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Trying so hard thinking
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1 month ago

I guess this question is asked by everyone who is going through an existential crisis or depression.

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Francis
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1 month ago

why do the ears and noses look like.. d*cks? :D

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1 month ago

This cake is actually really well made, its just the inside

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postboredom
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1 month ago

This aint cursed, this is a curse

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Hubertus Touché
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1 month ago

And it's aaaaaaaa.... creme pie...

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BananaGirl
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1 month ago

Plotting his next murder....

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 month ago

WTF, what is this monstrosity.

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postboredom
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1 month ago

What's the context behind this? Good or bad?

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Jeremy
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1 month ago

he looks like he ate all the other gizmos

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Steve Onyx
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1 month ago

Hulk smash!

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Nary Vang
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1 month ago

How to traumatize your child...LMAO 😂😂😂

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JustCallMeKat
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1 month ago

I can relate 😂

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Toujin C'Thlu
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1 month ago

Sadly, this looks like a cake I'd give to someone to apologize

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Nary Vang
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1 month ago

Cameras adds 10lbs - cakes add 40lbs and distorts your body in places you didn't even know you had.

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teeshy hedding
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1 month ago

what?

Denise Ghilino
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1 month ago

Bad translation of "eat my shorts"????

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VANILLA
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1 month ago

I believe the correct term is “Eat my shorts”

Boop
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1 month ago

i cannot breathe

bryguy
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1 month ago

"I want a bart simpson cake" "yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Okay, and I want it to say 'eat my shorts'" "yeah yeah yeah yeah anything else?" NEXT!

Lea Springstead
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1 month ago

I read this as "eat paint" but with a missing "i"

LittleMissLotus
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1 month ago

Off brand Bart simpson

Kisses4Katie
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1 month ago

Lol eat my shorts I'm gonna say this from now on

Seymour Heiney
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1 month ago

Bart’s has a rough childhood.

Samantha Robinson
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1 month ago

will shorts do instead? I'm on a diet.

Big Blue Cat
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1 month ago

Maybe it's to-do list... for a dog

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1 month ago

I laughed too hard at this LAMO

Orionpax75
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1 month ago

Season one Bart love it

Euni Hinojosa
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1 month ago

Eat my shorts lost in translation.

Ninja Nonna
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1 month ago

next word...LOVE??

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Elli Rahim
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1 month ago

This is the Wurst of the lot!

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