Someone Rounded Up All The Industries Millennials Are ‘Killing,’ And Here’s How Millennials Responded
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Millennials have stopped spending money on houses, motorcycles, and dates at expensive restaurants, and the world is falling apart because of it.
After decades of comfortable income, the hard-working CEOs of countless major industries are suffering serious losses due to a disturbing rise in social consciousness and financial awareness among today’s young adults. A shocking wave of reports by Business Insider shows a direct connection between the shameless frugality of millennials, and the slow decline of vital industries such as golf, napkins, and Buffalo Wild Wings. They’re even refusing credit cards now. Don’t they know debt is just a part of life?
Society as we know it is crumbling at our feet, and all these morally depraved hipsters can do is gripe about ‘living wages’ and ‘local businesses.’ Why can’t they just be good little spenders like their parents were? For the companies these heathens are selfishly dismantling, there’s nothing left to do but desperately market the products they’ve always sold, and hope that someday soon, the millennials will come back to the light.
And how did these ‘killer’ millennials respond to it all?
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Millenials are doing what every generation before has done: changing the way the world works.
I wanted to say that. :)
Great minds!
Exactly! Thank you. They are being judged a lot harsher than my generation was.
Honestly, I think it's just the available platform of the internet making it sound louder. "these darn kids with their weird slang and stupid haircuts and strange clothes, ruining the wonderful way things have been for about twenty years" is as old as clothes and haircuts.
Exactly. Boomers are the most entitled, biggest babies so far in history!
How do you kill a napkin?
With fire obviously
Not buying paper towels? I personally think it's wasteful. I only buy them for my invisible parties, at my fancy invisible mansion galas myself.
Take it to a McDonalds. It would kill itself.
Flamethrower.
with kindness
They are "killing" the paper napkin industry by using cloth napkins, which need only be purchased once every few years as opposed to after 250 disposable uses. Diapers too, and they use reusable sandwich wraps instead of bags.
I thought they were keeping napkin industries afloat with all the LIBERAL TEARS!
Yup everything can be killed with fire.
there are some non-oxidative substance that can not be killed with fire.
Ben, fire can be killed with too much fire, burning up the oxygen.
Fire cannot be killed with fire. Sheralyn you are out.
Who cares? Millennials are killing golf? So what? Millennials aren't buy diamonds? (I read that elsewhere) That's probably for the best. Why are we worried about wing restaurants closing?
My thoughts, why we make such unimportant things to a big problem in our lives?
Millenials are doing what every generation before has done: changing the way the world works.
I wanted to say that. :)
Great minds!
Exactly! Thank you. They are being judged a lot harsher than my generation was.
Honestly, I think it's just the available platform of the internet making it sound louder. "these darn kids with their weird slang and stupid haircuts and strange clothes, ruining the wonderful way things have been for about twenty years" is as old as clothes and haircuts.
Exactly. Boomers are the most entitled, biggest babies so far in history!
How do you kill a napkin?
With fire obviously
Not buying paper towels? I personally think it's wasteful. I only buy them for my invisible parties, at my fancy invisible mansion galas myself.
Take it to a McDonalds. It would kill itself.
Flamethrower.
with kindness
They are "killing" the paper napkin industry by using cloth napkins, which need only be purchased once every few years as opposed to after 250 disposable uses. Diapers too, and they use reusable sandwich wraps instead of bags.
I thought they were keeping napkin industries afloat with all the LIBERAL TEARS!
Yup everything can be killed with fire.
there are some non-oxidative substance that can not be killed with fire.
Ben, fire can be killed with too much fire, burning up the oxygen.
Fire cannot be killed with fire. Sheralyn you are out.
Who cares? Millennials are killing golf? So what? Millennials aren't buy diamonds? (I read that elsewhere) That's probably for the best. Why are we worried about wing restaurants closing?
My thoughts, why we make such unimportant things to a big problem in our lives?