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Brands are mostly recognized by their logos but another important part of a company’s branding is their slogan. Brand slogans are usually short and catchy, they are a representation of the brand’s identity and makes them stand out among other competitors. 

They should reveal the benefits of the products and also show the values of the company. But people believe that not all slogans that companies have are always that honest. So redditor night_howler_grt thought of asking, “If brands were brutally honest, what brand would have what slogan?” and people in the thread put all the wrong things that these companies do into one catchy phrase.

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now?

ItsDeCia , Nicole Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Seaworld: You'll enjoy it a lot more than the animals do.

CaptainDreadEye , Britt Reints Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group gucci: being expensive is literally our entire marketing strategy

Azulaang4ever , c5aeb0c_aeb0c49p Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group BuzzFeed: because you’re too lazy to go on Reddit, and we’re too lazy to write original content.

thecookietrain , BuzzFeed Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Coca Cola: It was better with a hint of cocaine, but type 2 diabetes will have to do.

jillaaa , Mike Mozart Report

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Al Cook
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If cocaine ever became legal, I wonder if they'd bring out an adults only "original recipe" version.

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Dove bar soap: because you'd never buy soap called pigeon

read110 , Mike Mozart Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group TikTok: Because watching your daughters friends from the window is weird

Jdaddyk07 , Nordskov Media Report

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#9

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Facebook: your privacy is our business

Honest-Cicada4897 , Sarah Marshall Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Amazon: come make that bald guy even richer while we treat our employees like s**t

Lord-AG , Mike Mozart Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Google: We finish your thoughts for you.

URTheCurrentResident , Neon Tommy Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group YouTube: You dont matter to us now watch our double ads!

MuffinRacker342 , Dave Dugdale Report

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Requiem
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I pay premium youtube and all it does is let you listen to music with the app away in the background. doesnt get rid of the f*****g ads

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group And you thought you were weird. - Reddit

Just_Construction523 , Eva Blue Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Target: The upperclass Walmart

VirtualIce23 , Mike Mozart Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Microsoft. If there was a way we could force you into a yearly subscription for the very floor your computer sits on, we would

Rhaski , Mike Mozart Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Taco Bell. You're stoned, we're stoned, so lets eat.

Chrome_Armadill , Mike Mozart Report

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Davis the Un-Greatest
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taco Bell: you’ll end up with an empty colon and deep regret, but you’ll come back again

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's"

LeoMarius , faungg's photos Report

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Andrea S Cohen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I came up with this back in the 70s while in Jr. High School - got quite a few laughs LOL - it's still funny!

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group UPS: We know your you're probably home but ain't nobody got time for that!

Crohnies , Atomic Taco Report

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Nikki Sevven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

USPS: We're too lazy to actually deliver your package, so here's an orange slip so you can drive to the post office and pick it up.

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items.

StickyGoodness , Tomás Del Coro Report

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Requiem
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its a stressful job of people getting things delivered to a business but only having their name and the address onthe box; when it should say the business name so you can track it down easier. i worked for loomis for 6 months and everyone f***s up at their end but you get the s**t

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Apple IPad: distracting your toddler made easy

Insane_Membranes , Tatsuo Yamashita Report

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Al Cook
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, the fashion accessory that serves a secondary purpose as technology.

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test

jolbina , MichaelMcLean Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Instagram: you'll never look this good.

BR_Nukz , Joni Vanhoecke Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Disney. Really, what other option do you have? We run the entertainment world

ElderMageSnowvine94 , Dave Hogg Report

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Moneythink
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disney World, the world's most advanced tourist trap. "Oh, look, the line's not that long". 3 hours of winding through a maze later.... Also, why would anyone visit Disney World during a Florida summer? 90 degrees and 200% humidity. Although, I actually enjoyed Epcot when I visited it back in the 20th century.

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Facebook: You are the product.

Arctelis , Johan Larsson Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Nestle: I killed people for this. Be grateful

Gh3rkins , Mike Mozart Report

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#31

McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come.

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#32

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Tinder: Pay extra to stop us from c**kblocking you.

Hollywood899 , Tinder Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Roblox: We’ve made so much money off your kids, we can’t believe it either…

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Requiem
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

shitty game that barely works an crashes and people sell shittier images to put on your avatar for way more money than the entire game is worth

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group EA: Go get your parents credit card

Dutch-in-Tahiti , G2A Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Red bull - I hope you like heart palpitations

Suspicious-River-998 , MIKI Yoshihito Report

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Nike: Just Screw It - Because you don't care how many kids die so long as you got cool shoes.

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Al Cook
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, that's probably true of most of us. I thought they'd cleaned up their act though?

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Steam: remember that over 70% of your games are unplayed

esmieses , gamefreaks365 Report

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Olive Garden: When you’re here, we hate you and your family

coneal89 , Mike Mozart Report

#40

Reddit - post , repost, rinse repeat

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#41

H&R Block, because getting f****d by yourself just ain’t no fun.

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Requiem
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are liable for a few years if the govt does an audit on you since they were the ones that got you to that place

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#42

Taco Bell- same food, different shapes

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Janos Schumacher
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TB is awesome. I've been eating there since it was Zantigo. It's food. Still better than Leeann Chin, which I also like. It doesn't ask for your respect, it's just a lot of food for cheap.

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#43

Starbucks

We serve you decaff if you're rude

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't think there's a difference in taste. Either way, coffee isn't that much of an energy boost unless you have more than 2 cups in a sitting.

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#44

subway: eat frozen, prepackaged or chemically preserved

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Dasani.

When you have no other choice.

TheOccy Report

#46

Domino’s: You’ll F*****g Eat It

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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Marlboro cigarettes aborting more babies than planned Parenthood

No_Ordinary_3824 , Quattro Vageena Report

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Planned Parenthood US can't perform... Oh never mind. nobody cares about fact

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#48

Toyota: We make immortal cars for civilians and terrorists.

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