Brands are mostly recognized by their logos but another important part of a company’s branding is their slogan. Brand slogans are usually short and catchy, they are a representation of the brand’s identity and makes them stand out among other competitors. 

They should reveal the benefits of the products and also show the values of the company. But people believe that not all slogans that companies have are always that honest. So redditor night_howler_grt thought of asking, “If brands were brutally honest, what brand would have what slogan?” and people in the thread put all the wrong things that these companies do into one catchy phrase.

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#1

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now?

ItsDeCia , Nicole Report

Raven Sheridan
Community Member
6 months ago

Now with 43 spare lids, you can't find the matching containers for!

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#2

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Seaworld: You'll enjoy it a lot more than the animals do.

CaptainDreadEye , Britt Reints Report

Ryan Ryckaert
Community Member
6 months ago

Well he's not wrong

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#3

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group gucci: being expensive is literally our entire marketing strategy

Azulaang4ever , c5aeb0c_aeb0c49p Report

Al Cook
Community Member
6 months ago

Some of their stuff doesn't even look good either.

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#4

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group BuzzFeed: because you’re too lazy to go on Reddit, and we’re too lazy to write original content.

thecookietrain , BuzzFeed Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
6 months ago (edited)

Bored panda: hold my beer

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#5

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Coca Cola: It was better with a hint of cocaine, but type 2 diabetes will have to do.

jillaaa , Mike Mozart Report

Al Cook
Community Member
6 months ago

If cocaine ever became legal, I wonder if they'd bring out an adults only "original recipe" version.

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#6

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Dove bar soap: because you'd never buy soap called pigeon

read110 , Mike Mozart Report

Al Cook
Community Member
6 months ago

Bloody flying rats!

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#7

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere

codj23 , Willis Lam Report

Deutschland Mädchen
Community Member
6 months ago

THIS

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#8

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group TikTok: Because watching your daughters friends from the window is weird

Jdaddyk07 , Nordskov Media Report

Truth Monster
Community Member
6 months ago

TikTok: The World Leader in Misinformation

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#9

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Facebook: your privacy is our business

Honest-Cicada4897 , Sarah Marshall Report

Truth Monster
Community Member
6 months ago

Have You Ever Wanted To Fight With People You'll Never Meet?

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#10

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Amazon: come make that bald guy even richer while we treat our employees like s**t

Lord-AG , Mike Mozart Report

Nazda Pokmov
Community Member
6 months ago

Amazon. We have crap even Ebay won't sell.

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#11

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Google: We finish your thoughts for you.

URTheCurrentResident , Neon Tommy Report

Al Cook
Community Member
6 months ago

At least Google is useful though.

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#12

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group YouTube: You dont matter to us now watch our double ads!

MuffinRacker342 , Dave Dugdale Report

Requiem
Community Member
6 months ago

I pay premium youtube and all it does is let you listen to music with the app away in the background. doesnt get rid of the f*****g ads

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#13

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group And you thought you were weird. - Reddit

Just_Construction523 , Eva Blue Report

Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
6 months ago

Reddit : because not all people are losers.

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#14

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Pepsi: "Is Pepsi OK?"

ShutterBun , Mike Mozart Report

Ms.M.
Community Member
6 months ago

"No." 😂

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#15

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Taco Bell: 57 Menu items, Six ingredients!

GeneralFactotum , Mike Mozart Report

Raven Sheridan
Community Member
6 months ago

Less invasive than an enema!

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#16

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Target: The upperclass Walmart

VirtualIce23 , Mike Mozart Report

Al Cook
Community Member
6 months ago

Soooo true! I much prefer Target to K Mart!

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#17

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Microsoft. If there was a way we could force you into a yearly subscription for the very floor your computer sits on, we would

Rhaski , Mike Mozart Report

Al Cook
Community Member
6 months ago

Microsoft should buy Hasbro, that way they'd own two monopolies!

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#18

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Taco Bell. You're stoned, we're stoned, so lets eat.

Chrome_Armadill , Mike Mozart Report

Davis the Un-Greatest
Community Member
6 months ago (edited)

Taco Bell: you’ll end up with an empty colon and deep regret, but you’ll come back again

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#19

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's"

LeoMarius , faungg's photos Report

Andrea S Cohen
Community Member
6 months ago

I came up with this back in the 70s while in Jr. High School - got quite a few laughs LOL - it's still funny!

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#20

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group UPS: We know your you're probably home but ain't nobody got time for that!

Crohnies , Atomic Taco Report

Nikki Sevven
Community Member
6 months ago

USPS: We're too lazy to actually deliver your package, so here's an orange slip so you can drive to the post office and pick it up.

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#21

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items.

StickyGoodness , Tomás Del Coro Report

Requiem
Community Member
6 months ago

its a stressful job of people getting things delivered to a business but only having their name and the address onthe box; when it should say the business name so you can track it down easier. i worked for loomis for 6 months and everyone f***s up at their end but you get the s**t

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#22

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Apple IPad: distracting your toddler made easy

Insane_Membranes , Tatsuo Yamashita Report

Al Cook
Community Member
6 months ago

Or, the fashion accessory that serves a secondary purpose as technology.

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#23

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test

jolbina , MichaelMcLean Report

Bacony Cakes
Community Member
6 months ago

Dr. Pepper: The one your mom likes.

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#24

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Facebook: it’s worse than you think.

luxebooty , Glen Young Report

Raven Sheridan
Community Member
6 months ago

It's betta with Meta!

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#25

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Instagram: you'll never look this good.

BR_Nukz , Joni Vanhoecke Report

Raven Sheridan
Community Member
6 months ago

Setting unrealistic expectations since 2010!

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#26

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Disney. Really, what other option do you have? We run the entertainment world

ElderMageSnowvine94 , Dave Hogg Report

Moneythink
Community Member
6 months ago

Disney World, the world's most advanced tourist trap. "Oh, look, the line's not that long". 3 hours of winding through a maze later.... Also, why would anyone visit Disney World during a Florida summer? 90 degrees and 200% humidity. Although, I actually enjoyed Epcot when I visited it back in the 20th century.

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#27

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Facebook: You are the product.

Arctelis , Johan Larsson Report

Nazda Pokmov
Community Member
6 months ago

Facebook you ARE a bag of money......

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#28

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Froot loops: they are all the same flavours

loki_wonders , Mike Mozart Report

Ryan Ryckaert
Community Member
6 months ago

My life is a lie

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#29

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Nestle: I killed people for this. Be grateful

Gh3rkins , Mike Mozart Report

Raven Sheridan
Community Member
6 months ago

Because water is NOT a human right!

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#30

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Most fashion brands : from kids for kids

what_a_dude , Mike Mozart Report

Davis the Un-Greatest
Community Member
6 months ago

H&M. Their stuff falls apart so easily!

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#31

McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come.

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Mazer
Community Member
6 months ago

Not food

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#32

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Tinder: Pay extra to stop us from c**kblocking you.

Hollywood899 , Tinder Report

Al Cook
Community Member
6 months ago

Or, bombard you with fake profiles.

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#33

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems

THE_CURE666 , Hector Alejandro Report

Ryan Ryckaert
Community Member
6 months ago

Only 500?

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#34

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group Roblox: We’ve made so much money off your kids, we can’t believe it either…

jmedi11 , G2A Report

Requiem
Community Member
6 months ago

shitty game that barely works an crashes and people sell shittier images to put on your avatar for way more money than the entire game is worth

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#35

35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group EA: Go get your parents credit card

Dutch-in-Tahiti , G2A Report

Ryan Ryckaert
Community Member
6 months ago

How much do I have to pay to get it?

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