The Guests Were So Horrified By This Brides List Of Demands They Shared Them With The Internet
The word ‘bridezilla‘ gets bandied about a little too easily these days, but this bizarre list of rules and demands apparently shared by a prospective wedding guest takes the meaning of the word to a new level.
The wedding list, created by a wedding coordinator and thinly disguised as a ‘finally headcount,’ has drawn widespread derision for both the offensive nature of the demands and the semi-literate way that they were presented by the wedding planner. You would think that a professional in the world of marriage would be familiar with the word sequence ‘wedding ceremony‘ by now, but not this one apparently.
I think it’s fair to say that the final headcount may just have shrunk significantly after this dictatorial wedding plans diktat, as the ‘seramony’ hardly promises to be a barrel of laughs.
Scroll down to read the barely believable bridezilla story for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
This list of wedding day demands was drawn up by a bridezilla in the truest sense of the word
Image credits: JudahArt / iStock (not the actual photo)
A guest apparently shared the list, which they received from the wedding coordinator
Here’s how people reacted
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Share on FacebookSorry, but I don't believe this ever happened. Just someone fabricating a ridiculous story in an effort to spark the next bridezilla story to go viral. Sometimes it seems like being outraged is our new national pastime.
"want be", "seramony"? Seriously, someone with this attention to language detail should not be coordinating a wedding. The actual list is too ridiculous to receive any attention.
I have a feeling this is the bride herself pretending to be a wedding coordinator because have one is more posh.
Load More Replies...So will there be security at the door unwrapping gifts and price checking them?
@Damien T My thoughts exactly. Or do you have to present the gift with the receipt xD
Load More Replies...I'd show up with cookies, a full face off perfected make up and my own wedding dress. Lmao then I'd look at the bride and be like Wud up biatch!?
Why people is so obsessed with beautiful wedding when the most important thing is beautiful marriage?
My hair is too short. Should I shave it? Or just go with a unicorn ponytail on my forehead.
A minimum amount for a gift? oh hell , lets go to the Goodwill or Salvation Army and see what we can find for this sweet a*s person. I would wear as close to white as I can or pull out my rattiest jeans and wear them .. *** its not the brides job to dictate anything other than what the poor brides maids that agree to stand up for her have to wear and maybe the groomsman /groom. Otherwise it is fair game and enjoy!
If this is even real... the wedding planner is either terrible at writing, or the bride demanded that they display poorer grammar and spelling than her at all times. And how do you check to see if each gift is at least $75, open each one as the guests arrive? If I were to attend a wedding like this, I would arrive at least 45 min early, wear all black like it’s a funeral, dye my very long hair bright teal before putting it into a ponytail, wear very little makeup but tons of jewelry (list said nothing about jewelry), take the absolute worst photos of the bride I could to post with that hashtag, check in to fb when they say to but say something terrible or weird in the post, carry around posters with words directed at the bride, and present them with a lovely-looking gift filled with exactly 75 items from a dollar store.
I like your way of thinking, this is master level trolling. Exactly what this bride deserves.
Load More Replies...upvoting just because of name "the Divine Ms M" is utterly the best
Load More Replies...I have a question that needs clarification...Why did you bother inviting anyone?
@ Night Owl - I've seen this garbage before. They actually want the receipt in an envelope on the present so they can look at it before you're allowed to go inside. If someone pulled that c**p on me, I'd take back my present and leave. ...///... I once gave someone a set of 18th century silver spoons that by chance were monogrammed with their initials. I didn't spend the earth on them, but I sure as heck would have used them myself rather than let an ungrateful wretch like that bride go near them.
Load More Replies...Really, a gift of $75 or more, restrictive hair styles, makeup. Also don't talk to the bride, I would rather not go in that case. Plus she really needs to learn how to spell correctly.
If I decide to go, it would be with the sole purpose to annoy the bride. If she was my friend before, I wouldn't want her to be anymore after this anyway. I would go in cream dress, with and up hair do (not ponytail) and a full make up. And for a gift I would buy a vibrator and leave a card for the bride that she can go f..k herself and that I am sorry for her husband.
Load More Replies...Sounds like someone with dyslexia wrote this list. What's 'fave'? I assume it means 'have' a face full of makeup? How full is full? Who is judging the makeup? I feel a 12 y.o. wrote this 'demand' list.
Newlyweds at marriage counsellor: Counsellor: Tell me what happened. Bride: Well, it all started when he wanted to be in the wedding photos .....
I love how the face in the picture is blurred out to make us think that's her but it says below "not the actual picture"
I don't think this is real, either... Unless someone hacked the planner and/or bride to ruin her wedding day.
This is some fabricated shite! I choose not to believe that there aren't people like this sharing my world.
are? arent? not? way too many double negatives - get the point though - lol " i choose not to believe there aren't" really stumped me
Load More Replies...This looks and reads like it was written by a 14-year-old girl. If this did really happen, I'd contact the bride first and ask if it was a prank, and give her the opportunity to either find the perpetrator, or walk those demands back. If she persisted after that, guess I wouldn't be attending her wedding after all!
I'd be more willing to believe this happened if there were not spelling errors in every line.
With all seriousness... Good that she mentioned the white/cream/ivory dresses because, apparently, that's a f**king plague at almost every wedding I have ever been to... Specially with the grooms mothers :V
It would be hard to take this list seriously considering half of it is misspelled.
“Mr. Sanders” yeah if y’all were to look at my profile you would know where my brain went
No bobs? That is so stupid! What does she want people with short hair to do?
"Seramony"? "You want be admited"? "no acceptance"? Who wrote this?
If this is true then the wedding planner should not be paid. I mean the grammar and typos are atrocious. I can't imagine any Professional making that many mistakes. I call b******t.
Dearest XXX, -I am thrilled to report that my wife & I will be most happy to comply to your request. We will be honored to take them further. -Please alert the bride that due to attendance mandates, we will be comply in the most appropriate manner. While everyone is cutting their hair or taming it into a ponytail, we will be wearing ours in the fashion customary to our hairstyles. -Also, makeup applied to our faces will not be confined to only 1 side. Since white, cream and ivory apply to our hair, skin and teeth, our presence may cause a bit awkward. -We will be most happy to not contact Facebook or record during the marriage of XXX and XXX. We will also refrain from using #XXX when posting pictures as the contents of our camera will consist of personal photos of our journey as we return to our cottage of residence. -Please have Remy toast without us and cover the gifting. -By the way, the joining of 2 people in matrimony is not a seramony but a ceremony. Sincerely, Dr. and Mrs. XXXX
I get the cream, ivory... stuff. It’s often used to create contrast between the bride, bridesmaids etc. but demanding gifts and hair styles that goes too far
Rule #9 - Will the bride be providing the French Cognac? Rule #10 - I thought it was the thought that counted when it comes to gifting.
I'd call the bride and groom, since I probably know them if I'm invited. I'd ask them wtf? and then take it from there. If this really was how they wanted it, I'd say "No, I don't do loco.", wish them well and hang up. A bar somewhere would receive my money instead.
This is fake. So many mistakes made by a wedding coordinator. I think not!
I definitely am not attending the seramony! And she isn't worth $75 or more in gifts. hahaha
I do photography on the side and recently did a wedding where the wedding "planner" was the same way. Except all of her "rules" didn't even come from the bride. In a matter of about an hour she had already pissed off BOTH photographers (myself and my husband) the videographer (outside company) the caterers and the DJ. I finally had to go to the father of the bride and ask him to kindly re direct her attitude before I did. It was amazing. Later the bride felt horrible.
The grammar and spelling mistakes... "real professional" wedding coordinator there.
Did everybody miss the $75.00 or over gift? I find beautiful items all the time for under $75.00!
Wow. Sounds like it's going to be a day of non-stop fun and excitement. How on earth can she enjoy her big day worrying about potential breach of "rules and regulations". I'd deliberately flaunt them all (especially the gift) and then delete her from my life.
That would make me want to go and show up in bright red, and long, curly hair, and a five dollar gift. If she had sisters or a mother, they would’ve stopped this c**p. So, she must be alone except for the wedding coordinator!
I would wear super bright colors...sequined dress out of spite.
Doing a "finally" headcount and "Seramony"? Are you f*****g kidding? The spelling in this letter was almost as horrifying as the contents. Seriously though if I got that letter about a friend's wedding I would totally show up with full drag queen makeup and my hair swinging down to my butt. I would talk to the bride every chance I got and do a toast with sprite...oh yeah that'd be great.
No one mentioned showing up with a gift valued at $75 or more! Do you have to bring your receipt? There is no way I would attend, but I sure would have a long reply! That or say I'll be there and then don't so it would cost her for my presence (as in cake servings and stuff).
SERAMONY? NO ACCEPTANCE? How about ceremony and no exceptions for the non-illiterate?
If I were on the guest list, I'd reply by saying I'd sit this one out. Thank God that bride isn't anyone I know. BTW, "finally head count" isn't grammatical. It should be final. Adverbs modify verbs. You don't need them with nouns.
Yeah.....waaay too stupid to be true. Move along now, nothing to see here....nothing to see.
This was sent by the 'wedding coordinator' -- why assume it was the bride, it could have been the groom, or their parents. This is a good example of how fake news gets started
This year my husband and me received a wedding invitation with one rule - No kids allowed! So there were almost no women at the evening party. On the other hand, we had no rules and my mother in law took white blazer and my younger sister white dress whitch totally ruined the photos.
This list looks like it's written by a 10 year old who hasn't yet learnt how to spell. Even someone as gullible as me is having issues buying it...on completely unrelated note, her shoulders on the pic omg. Those moles/freckles just make her look so insanely cute and fragile somehow x_x
I really don't understand this "Bring gift xy from label ab for exactly €€" because huh? That's not a "gift" anymore. That's a demand. The sole definition of the word "gift" is to give away something you WANT another person to have. Not to be ordered to hand something over on the recipient's terms.
What a terrible person getting married. Wow. Good luck to her future husband. And the wedding coordinator ...is she from another country, because she doesn't know how ceremony is spelled. Ceremony. The word used quite often ih her line of business. Wow.
@Sandy Most likely it's the bride posing as her own coordinator. She has the spelling skills of a highschool drop out who lives in a trailer park lol
Load More Replies...Check the box "Not Attending" and no I won't mail you a gift certificate for any amount.
Could have simplified it with one rule "No one may look prettier than the bride"
*final *have *ceremony *exceptions *won't *admitted. And breathe...
The wedding planner just landed from an Indian sub-continent rural village. This sounds very similar to a wedding traditions from rural India except for the Facebook part (there they would use WhatsApp). With all the misspellings and the name of the wedding planner and the "rules of engagement" t seems to me to be so. This sounds like a wedding of a slightly well to do farmer inviting his ordinary farmer neighbours to his daughters wedding complete with the quantum of gift value in kind or in cash.
This isn’t real, just a weird attempt to go viral. If they were a Wedding coordinator, then wouldn’t they proof read anything?
@Matthew Cummins Could be the bride trying to make her seem posh by posing as her own wedding coordinator.
Load More Replies...I have a feeling she's going to be upset when people show up in jeans and t-shirts.
I have even more of a feeling that there won't be anyone at the wedding.
Load More Replies...I also don't believe it. No professional wedding co-ordinator would have made so many easy spelling mistakes. Seramony? No acceptance? I call fake on this one.
This could easily have been a decision by the bride or groom's family as it was not sent by the bride, but by the 'wedding coordinator as listed in the note. A good example of how fake news gets started....
I wish the guest list before and the guest list after was shared. I bet less people are coming now.
Am going to give up on this thread - I had the smallest wedding possible 35 years ago with the least guests, difficult family and now I am Bridezilla Diane - didnt even want an actual bloody wedding dress
Smallest weddings statistically last longest. I hope you are part of the statistics :)
Load More Replies...Well... I do not have problem with that list... My friend even forced all people to be dressed as "first republic era" in Czech republic and everybody had to be dressed in Royal or Navy blue... Those are not that ridiculous demands from bride, a lot of them seems to be logical...
Sorry but you invited them there. Why should they pay you to attend your wedding . Maybe they are on benefits or struggling with their finances Bridezilla Diane.
Load More Replies...Correction: "Fake. But don't worry, there are lots of articles on Bored Panda where I can write the same response over and over because I'm a f*****g moron with no life."
Load More Replies...Sorry, but I don't believe this ever happened. Just someone fabricating a ridiculous story in an effort to spark the next bridezilla story to go viral. Sometimes it seems like being outraged is our new national pastime.
"want be", "seramony"? Seriously, someone with this attention to language detail should not be coordinating a wedding. The actual list is too ridiculous to receive any attention.
I have a feeling this is the bride herself pretending to be a wedding coordinator because have one is more posh.
Load More Replies...So will there be security at the door unwrapping gifts and price checking them?
@Damien T My thoughts exactly. Or do you have to present the gift with the receipt xD
Load More Replies...I'd show up with cookies, a full face off perfected make up and my own wedding dress. Lmao then I'd look at the bride and be like Wud up biatch!?
Why people is so obsessed with beautiful wedding when the most important thing is beautiful marriage?
My hair is too short. Should I shave it? Or just go with a unicorn ponytail on my forehead.
A minimum amount for a gift? oh hell , lets go to the Goodwill or Salvation Army and see what we can find for this sweet a*s person. I would wear as close to white as I can or pull out my rattiest jeans and wear them .. *** its not the brides job to dictate anything other than what the poor brides maids that agree to stand up for her have to wear and maybe the groomsman /groom. Otherwise it is fair game and enjoy!
If this is even real... the wedding planner is either terrible at writing, or the bride demanded that they display poorer grammar and spelling than her at all times. And how do you check to see if each gift is at least $75, open each one as the guests arrive? If I were to attend a wedding like this, I would arrive at least 45 min early, wear all black like it’s a funeral, dye my very long hair bright teal before putting it into a ponytail, wear very little makeup but tons of jewelry (list said nothing about jewelry), take the absolute worst photos of the bride I could to post with that hashtag, check in to fb when they say to but say something terrible or weird in the post, carry around posters with words directed at the bride, and present them with a lovely-looking gift filled with exactly 75 items from a dollar store.
I like your way of thinking, this is master level trolling. Exactly what this bride deserves.
Load More Replies...upvoting just because of name "the Divine Ms M" is utterly the best
Load More Replies...I have a question that needs clarification...Why did you bother inviting anyone?
@ Night Owl - I've seen this garbage before. They actually want the receipt in an envelope on the present so they can look at it before you're allowed to go inside. If someone pulled that c**p on me, I'd take back my present and leave. ...///... I once gave someone a set of 18th century silver spoons that by chance were monogrammed with their initials. I didn't spend the earth on them, but I sure as heck would have used them myself rather than let an ungrateful wretch like that bride go near them.
Load More Replies...Really, a gift of $75 or more, restrictive hair styles, makeup. Also don't talk to the bride, I would rather not go in that case. Plus she really needs to learn how to spell correctly.
If I decide to go, it would be with the sole purpose to annoy the bride. If she was my friend before, I wouldn't want her to be anymore after this anyway. I would go in cream dress, with and up hair do (not ponytail) and a full make up. And for a gift I would buy a vibrator and leave a card for the bride that she can go f..k herself and that I am sorry for her husband.
Load More Replies...Sounds like someone with dyslexia wrote this list. What's 'fave'? I assume it means 'have' a face full of makeup? How full is full? Who is judging the makeup? I feel a 12 y.o. wrote this 'demand' list.
Newlyweds at marriage counsellor: Counsellor: Tell me what happened. Bride: Well, it all started when he wanted to be in the wedding photos .....
I love how the face in the picture is blurred out to make us think that's her but it says below "not the actual picture"
I don't think this is real, either... Unless someone hacked the planner and/or bride to ruin her wedding day.
This is some fabricated shite! I choose not to believe that there aren't people like this sharing my world.
are? arent? not? way too many double negatives - get the point though - lol " i choose not to believe there aren't" really stumped me
Load More Replies...This looks and reads like it was written by a 14-year-old girl. If this did really happen, I'd contact the bride first and ask if it was a prank, and give her the opportunity to either find the perpetrator, or walk those demands back. If she persisted after that, guess I wouldn't be attending her wedding after all!
I'd be more willing to believe this happened if there were not spelling errors in every line.
With all seriousness... Good that she mentioned the white/cream/ivory dresses because, apparently, that's a f**king plague at almost every wedding I have ever been to... Specially with the grooms mothers :V
It would be hard to take this list seriously considering half of it is misspelled.
“Mr. Sanders” yeah if y’all were to look at my profile you would know where my brain went
No bobs? That is so stupid! What does she want people with short hair to do?
"Seramony"? "You want be admited"? "no acceptance"? Who wrote this?
If this is true then the wedding planner should not be paid. I mean the grammar and typos are atrocious. I can't imagine any Professional making that many mistakes. I call b******t.
Dearest XXX, -I am thrilled to report that my wife & I will be most happy to comply to your request. We will be honored to take them further. -Please alert the bride that due to attendance mandates, we will be comply in the most appropriate manner. While everyone is cutting their hair or taming it into a ponytail, we will be wearing ours in the fashion customary to our hairstyles. -Also, makeup applied to our faces will not be confined to only 1 side. Since white, cream and ivory apply to our hair, skin and teeth, our presence may cause a bit awkward. -We will be most happy to not contact Facebook or record during the marriage of XXX and XXX. We will also refrain from using #XXX when posting pictures as the contents of our camera will consist of personal photos of our journey as we return to our cottage of residence. -Please have Remy toast without us and cover the gifting. -By the way, the joining of 2 people in matrimony is not a seramony but a ceremony. Sincerely, Dr. and Mrs. XXXX
I get the cream, ivory... stuff. It’s often used to create contrast between the bride, bridesmaids etc. but demanding gifts and hair styles that goes too far
Rule #9 - Will the bride be providing the French Cognac? Rule #10 - I thought it was the thought that counted when it comes to gifting.
I'd call the bride and groom, since I probably know them if I'm invited. I'd ask them wtf? and then take it from there. If this really was how they wanted it, I'd say "No, I don't do loco.", wish them well and hang up. A bar somewhere would receive my money instead.
This is fake. So many mistakes made by a wedding coordinator. I think not!
I definitely am not attending the seramony! And she isn't worth $75 or more in gifts. hahaha
I do photography on the side and recently did a wedding where the wedding "planner" was the same way. Except all of her "rules" didn't even come from the bride. In a matter of about an hour she had already pissed off BOTH photographers (myself and my husband) the videographer (outside company) the caterers and the DJ. I finally had to go to the father of the bride and ask him to kindly re direct her attitude before I did. It was amazing. Later the bride felt horrible.
The grammar and spelling mistakes... "real professional" wedding coordinator there.
Did everybody miss the $75.00 or over gift? I find beautiful items all the time for under $75.00!
Wow. Sounds like it's going to be a day of non-stop fun and excitement. How on earth can she enjoy her big day worrying about potential breach of "rules and regulations". I'd deliberately flaunt them all (especially the gift) and then delete her from my life.
That would make me want to go and show up in bright red, and long, curly hair, and a five dollar gift. If she had sisters or a mother, they would’ve stopped this c**p. So, she must be alone except for the wedding coordinator!
I would wear super bright colors...sequined dress out of spite.
Doing a "finally" headcount and "Seramony"? Are you f*****g kidding? The spelling in this letter was almost as horrifying as the contents. Seriously though if I got that letter about a friend's wedding I would totally show up with full drag queen makeup and my hair swinging down to my butt. I would talk to the bride every chance I got and do a toast with sprite...oh yeah that'd be great.
No one mentioned showing up with a gift valued at $75 or more! Do you have to bring your receipt? There is no way I would attend, but I sure would have a long reply! That or say I'll be there and then don't so it would cost her for my presence (as in cake servings and stuff).
SERAMONY? NO ACCEPTANCE? How about ceremony and no exceptions for the non-illiterate?
If I were on the guest list, I'd reply by saying I'd sit this one out. Thank God that bride isn't anyone I know. BTW, "finally head count" isn't grammatical. It should be final. Adverbs modify verbs. You don't need them with nouns.
Yeah.....waaay too stupid to be true. Move along now, nothing to see here....nothing to see.
This was sent by the 'wedding coordinator' -- why assume it was the bride, it could have been the groom, or their parents. This is a good example of how fake news gets started
This year my husband and me received a wedding invitation with one rule - No kids allowed! So there were almost no women at the evening party. On the other hand, we had no rules and my mother in law took white blazer and my younger sister white dress whitch totally ruined the photos.
This list looks like it's written by a 10 year old who hasn't yet learnt how to spell. Even someone as gullible as me is having issues buying it...on completely unrelated note, her shoulders on the pic omg. Those moles/freckles just make her look so insanely cute and fragile somehow x_x
I really don't understand this "Bring gift xy from label ab for exactly €€" because huh? That's not a "gift" anymore. That's a demand. The sole definition of the word "gift" is to give away something you WANT another person to have. Not to be ordered to hand something over on the recipient's terms.
What a terrible person getting married. Wow. Good luck to her future husband. And the wedding coordinator ...is she from another country, because she doesn't know how ceremony is spelled. Ceremony. The word used quite often ih her line of business. Wow.
@Sandy Most likely it's the bride posing as her own coordinator. She has the spelling skills of a highschool drop out who lives in a trailer park lol
Load More Replies...Check the box "Not Attending" and no I won't mail you a gift certificate for any amount.
Could have simplified it with one rule "No one may look prettier than the bride"
*final *have *ceremony *exceptions *won't *admitted. And breathe...
The wedding planner just landed from an Indian sub-continent rural village. This sounds very similar to a wedding traditions from rural India except for the Facebook part (there they would use WhatsApp). With all the misspellings and the name of the wedding planner and the "rules of engagement" t seems to me to be so. This sounds like a wedding of a slightly well to do farmer inviting his ordinary farmer neighbours to his daughters wedding complete with the quantum of gift value in kind or in cash.
This isn’t real, just a weird attempt to go viral. If they were a Wedding coordinator, then wouldn’t they proof read anything?
@Matthew Cummins Could be the bride trying to make her seem posh by posing as her own wedding coordinator.
Load More Replies...I have a feeling she's going to be upset when people show up in jeans and t-shirts.
I have even more of a feeling that there won't be anyone at the wedding.
Load More Replies...I also don't believe it. No professional wedding co-ordinator would have made so many easy spelling mistakes. Seramony? No acceptance? I call fake on this one.
This could easily have been a decision by the bride or groom's family as it was not sent by the bride, but by the 'wedding coordinator as listed in the note. A good example of how fake news gets started....
I wish the guest list before and the guest list after was shared. I bet less people are coming now.
Am going to give up on this thread - I had the smallest wedding possible 35 years ago with the least guests, difficult family and now I am Bridezilla Diane - didnt even want an actual bloody wedding dress
Smallest weddings statistically last longest. I hope you are part of the statistics :)
Load More Replies...Well... I do not have problem with that list... My friend even forced all people to be dressed as "first republic era" in Czech republic and everybody had to be dressed in Royal or Navy blue... Those are not that ridiculous demands from bride, a lot of them seems to be logical...
Sorry but you invited them there. Why should they pay you to attend your wedding . Maybe they are on benefits or struggling with their finances Bridezilla Diane.
Load More Replies...Correction: "Fake. But don't worry, there are lots of articles on Bored Panda where I can write the same response over and over because I'm a f*****g moron with no life."
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