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Woman Gets Revenge On Office Thief Who Kept Stealing Her Cream From Fridge
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Woman Gets Revenge On Office Thief Who Kept Stealing Her Cream From Fridge

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Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or, in the case of one particular woman, it’s a drink best served from the bottle. Because when she realized that a colleague kept stealing her cream from the fridge at work, she decided to teach the thief a lesson by filling the bottle with breast milk instead.

The woman, who identifies herself as B, left a note on her bottle of cream one morning to let the mystery thief know just what they’ve been stirring into their morning coffee every day. She then posted a picture of the note on Reddit before it was also featured on a popular Facebook page called Breastfeeding Mama Talk. It’s since been shared by over 10k people and it’s been liked almost 30k times, so hopefully people will think twice next time they consider stealing somebody else’s stuff from the office fridge. Breast revenge ever! Sorry.

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bobbinewell avatar
Bobbi Newell
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a similar problem with college roommates using my 2% milk in their coffee so they didn't use up their skim. So I started drinking straight from the carton, leaving blatant lipstick prints. Problem solved!

liam-thompson026 avatar
Wombat34
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baffles me why anyone would want to steal another person's food. It's a peculiarly intimate act, like something you do with a relative or partner.

yvonne_bernal avatar
Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The MOST clever is the lady who replaced the Oreo stuffing with toothpaste. But there is also the 'FAKE mold sandwich baggies' anti-theft...6b0813.jpg anti-theft-lunch-bag-sherwood-forlee-57924816b0813.jpg

stananddido2002 avatar
Stanley Yayo
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People stealing someone's stuff in the fridge is freaking annoying! My office colleague an friend has a nasty habit of stealing people's milk and drinks and would keep on denying when caught. Really irks me that a grown-a*s man would be behaving badly when he can afford it.

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Cristi
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is it ok to have a cow´s breast milk and not human breast milk? Providing you´re not a calf, that is.

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Brandon Lee
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no! You've ingurgitated the essence of life quite litteraly, the most nutritious and amazing substance known to manking. A sweet little baby's life depends on it, yet somehow we've made breasts and the stuff that comes out of them to be obscene. F**k off!

odiasuda565 avatar
Victor Vakaras
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I'm sure this happened. It was on the internet so it must be true.

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dougdoug
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i prefer the powdered laxative approach, as a plus side to the revenge, you even get to find out who it was. Muahahahahahaha

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Sable Keech
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am sure it is better than Coffee-mate. New market opportunity here?

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Richard Petch
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In every place you work you will get one thieving bastard, I used to be a truck driver for over fifty years, the firm I worked for set on a relief driver, I used to keep a jar full of lose change and leave it in the cab, till this thieving relief driver took my truck our one day and stole all my money which was about £100.00 , I never trusted anybody after that, and he always left my cab like a tip, bastard man.

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Debratrou Bletrent
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Naah. Fail. Breast milk is thin, kind of bluish, could never be mistaken for cream. Nice fantasy, though

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Marcie Emma
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not really sure why the lady was taking her breast milk to work

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Prescotte Martin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always took a breast pump to work when baby was 6 months old. The milk I extracted that day was baby's lunch and snack the next day. I didn't have the choice to stay home with baby, but it worked to pump milk and leave a few bottles.

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Victoria Swift
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um.....that's assault and battery via body fluid. If it was clearly marked as breastmilk it's one thing. If she did a switch and bait on purpose that's considered a form of assult (just like spitting, throwing feces, etc).

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Stuart Kahler
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Equating breast milk with feces, urine or spit is the kind of moronic thing I've only ever heard from men before.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably healthier than creamer anyway. The note, however, has a quite odd passive aggressiveness...

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Grace Barclay
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It find it hilarious. I work for a company that supplies tea, coffee, creamer, milk and sugar. We all put food in the company fridge. Nobody steals anybody's food or drinks. Bravo to B for doing this.

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Christopher H
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7 years ago

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If the woman in question knew that her breast milk would be ingested by one of her colleagues without their consent then she has technically comitted assault. She could have Hepatitis/H.I.V. etc. without knowing and could have unintentionally passed this on to said colleague. Surely this 'revenge' should be reported to the authorities?

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Christian Hill
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7 years ago

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So fire her or putting bodily fluid in a shared space

bobbinewell avatar
Bobbi Newell
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a similar problem with college roommates using my 2% milk in their coffee so they didn't use up their skim. So I started drinking straight from the carton, leaving blatant lipstick prints. Problem solved!

liam-thompson026 avatar
Wombat34
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baffles me why anyone would want to steal another person's food. It's a peculiarly intimate act, like something you do with a relative or partner.

yvonne_bernal avatar
Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The MOST clever is the lady who replaced the Oreo stuffing with toothpaste. But there is also the 'FAKE mold sandwich baggies' anti-theft...6b0813.jpg anti-theft-lunch-bag-sherwood-forlee-57924816b0813.jpg

stananddido2002 avatar
Stanley Yayo
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People stealing someone's stuff in the fridge is freaking annoying! My office colleague an friend has a nasty habit of stealing people's milk and drinks and would keep on denying when caught. Really irks me that a grown-a*s man would be behaving badly when he can afford it.

cristina_labarca avatar
Cristi
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is it ok to have a cow´s breast milk and not human breast milk? Providing you´re not a calf, that is.

antimonynomoney avatar
Brandon Lee
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no! You've ingurgitated the essence of life quite litteraly, the most nutritious and amazing substance known to manking. A sweet little baby's life depends on it, yet somehow we've made breasts and the stuff that comes out of them to be obscene. F**k off!

odiasuda565 avatar
Victor Vakaras
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I'm sure this happened. It was on the internet so it must be true.

dracoswizard avatar
dougdoug
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i prefer the powdered laxative approach, as a plus side to the revenge, you even get to find out who it was. Muahahahahahaha

sablekeech avatar
Sable Keech
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am sure it is better than Coffee-mate. New market opportunity here?

richard_petch_94 avatar
Richard Petch
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In every place you work you will get one thieving bastard, I used to be a truck driver for over fifty years, the firm I worked for set on a relief driver, I used to keep a jar full of lose change and leave it in the cab, till this thieving relief driver took my truck our one day and stole all my money which was about £100.00 , I never trusted anybody after that, and he always left my cab like a tip, bastard man.

devildoggie13 avatar
Debratrou Bletrent
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Naah. Fail. Breast milk is thin, kind of bluish, could never be mistaken for cream. Nice fantasy, though

marcieemma avatar
Marcie Emma
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not really sure why the lady was taking her breast milk to work

prescotte_c_martin avatar
Prescotte Martin
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always took a breast pump to work when baby was 6 months old. The milk I extracted that day was baby's lunch and snack the next day. I didn't have the choice to stay home with baby, but it worked to pump milk and leave a few bottles.

Load More Replies...
vsswift avatar
Victoria Swift
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um.....that's assault and battery via body fluid. If it was clearly marked as breastmilk it's one thing. If she did a switch and bait on purpose that's considered a form of assult (just like spitting, throwing feces, etc).

stuart2008 avatar
Stuart Kahler
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Equating breast milk with feces, urine or spit is the kind of moronic thing I've only ever heard from men before.

Load More Replies...
crabcrab avatar
Hans
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably healthier than creamer anyway. The note, however, has a quite odd passive aggressiveness...

gracebarclay avatar
Grace Barclay
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It find it hilarious. I work for a company that supplies tea, coffee, creamer, milk and sugar. We all put food in the company fridge. Nobody steals anybody's food or drinks. Bravo to B for doing this.

Load More Replies...
christopherh avatar
Christopher H
Community Member
7 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

If the woman in question knew that her breast milk would be ingested by one of her colleagues without their consent then she has technically comitted assault. She could have Hepatitis/H.I.V. etc. without knowing and could have unintentionally passed this on to said colleague. Surely this 'revenge' should be reported to the authorities?

christianhill avatar
Christian Hill
Community Member
7 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

So fire her or putting bodily fluid in a shared space

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