Woman Gets Revenge On Office Thief Who Kept Stealing Her Cream From Fridge
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Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or, in the case of one particular woman, it’s a drink best served from the bottle. Because when she realized that a colleague kept stealing her cream from the fridge at work, she decided to teach the thief a lesson by filling the bottle with breast milk instead.
The woman, who identifies herself as B, left a note on her bottle of cream one morning to let the mystery thief know just what they’ve been stirring into their morning coffee every day. She then posted a picture of the note on Reddit before it was also featured on a popular Facebook page called Breastfeeding Mama Talk. It’s since been shared by over 10k people and it’s been liked almost 30k times, so hopefully people will think twice next time they consider stealing somebody else’s stuff from the office fridge. Breast revenge ever! Sorry.
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I had a similar problem with college roommates using my 2% milk in their coffee so they didn't use up their skim. So I started drinking straight from the carton, leaving blatant lipstick prints. Problem solved!
How is that revenge? I mean why not?
She should have peed a bit in the bottle first then stuck the label on the day after, that would have taught the thief a lesson.
LOL! Exactly what I was thinking... xD
Finally. Here, take my like.
Baffles me why anyone would want to steal another person's food. It's a peculiarly intimate act, like something you do with a relative or partner.
The MOST clever is the lady who replaced the Oreo stuffing with toothpaste. But there is also the 'FAKE mold sandwich baggies' anti-theft...6b0813.jpg
People stealing someone's stuff in the fridge is freaking annoying! My office colleague an friend has a nasty habit of stealing people's milk and drinks and would keep on denying when caught. Really irks me that a grown-ass man would be behaving badly when he can afford it.
Why is it ok to have a cow´s breast milk and not human breast milk? Providing you´re not a calf, that is.
Oh no! You've ingurgitated the essence of life quite litteraly, the most nutritious and amazing substance known to manking. A sweet little baby's life depends on it, yet somehow we've made breasts and the stuff that comes out of them to be obscene. Fuck off!
Yeah, I'm sure this happened. It was on the internet so it must be true.
Probably will make things worst bur it was fun anyway
This is so hilarious and awesome!!!
i prefer the powdered laxative approach, as a plus side to the revenge, you even get to find out who it was. Muahahahahahaha
Buuuurrrnnn!!!
I am sure it is better than Coffee-mate. New market opportunity here?
In every place you work you will get one thieving bastard, I used to be a truck driver for over fifty years, the firm I worked for set on a relief driver, I used to keep a jar full of lose change and leave it in the cab, till this thieving relief driver took my truck our one day and stole all my money which was about £100.00 , I never trusted anybody after that, and he always left my cab like a tip, bastard man.
At least it wasn't a dude
Naah. Fail. Breast milk is thin, kind of bluish, could never be mistaken for cream. Nice fantasy, though
Yes and it´s also very sweet, not at all like cream.
There are a lot of men on the internet that pay a small fortune for breast milk, next time put a price tab on the bottle.
There´s also breastfeeding moms who make soap with their surplus milk production and sell them online.
Poor Kevin (;~;7
no issues drinking the breast milk meant for an entirely different species, but hers is repulsive...
Don't mind him. So lame a comment.
Not really sure why the lady was taking her breast milk to work
I always took a breast pump to work when baby was 6 months old. The milk I extracted that day was baby's lunch and snack the next day. I didn't have the choice to stay home with baby, but it worked to pump milk and leave a few bottles.
Besides... Did the baby now was fed creamer? :o
Um.....that's assault and battery via body fluid. If it was clearly marked as breastmilk it's one thing. If she did a switch and bait on purpose that's considered a form of assult (just like spitting, throwing feces, etc).
Equating breast milk with feces, urine or spit is the kind of moronic thing I've only ever heard from men before.
Probably healthier than creamer anyway. The note, however, has a quite odd passive aggressiveness...
It find it hilarious. I work for a company that supplies tea, coffee, creamer, milk and sugar. We all put food in the company fridge. Nobody steals anybody's food or drinks. Bravo to B for doing this.
Passive agressive? An asshole stole her property, what do you expect her to do? Propose him to buy him more? He is lucky it's not me and I don't know him, I would expose him to the whole office and shame this thief in front of everyone. Fuckin' cheapskate.
Yes, aggressive. These things happen to often that it at least can be questioned whether people actually understand the concept of an office fridge. While it is funny, it escalates the situation. The cheapskate might react by spitting into food, and there the battle goes. Unfortunate as it is.
How could i post somthing in bored panda?
there is a big red button up left "Add post"
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If the woman in question knew that her breast milk would be ingested by one of her colleagues without their consent then she has technically comitted assault. She could have Hepatitis/H.I.V. etc. without knowing and could have unintentionally passed this on to said colleague. Surely this 'revenge' should be reported to the authorities?
Why should the colleague steal her creamer in the first place.
I was actually thinking the same thing. And I'm a breastfeeding mom so I'm pro-breastfeeding, but I can't help but think this is illegal..
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So fire her or putting bodily fluid in a shared space
Cows milk is also a bodily fluid...duh
I'm pretty sure she feels violated and by all rights it's at least natural I was breast fed it's meant for human consumption anyways. Maybe if her fluid of choice was piss.... you have no sense of humor
I had a similar problem with college roommates using my 2% milk in their coffee so they didn't use up their skim. So I started drinking straight from the carton, leaving blatant lipstick prints. Problem solved!
How is that revenge? I mean why not?
She should have peed a bit in the bottle first then stuck the label on the day after, that would have taught the thief a lesson.
LOL! Exactly what I was thinking... xD
Finally. Here, take my like.
Baffles me why anyone would want to steal another person's food. It's a peculiarly intimate act, like something you do with a relative or partner.
The MOST clever is the lady who replaced the Oreo stuffing with toothpaste. But there is also the 'FAKE mold sandwich baggies' anti-theft...6b0813.jpg
People stealing someone's stuff in the fridge is freaking annoying! My office colleague an friend has a nasty habit of stealing people's milk and drinks and would keep on denying when caught. Really irks me that a grown-ass man would be behaving badly when he can afford it.
Why is it ok to have a cow´s breast milk and not human breast milk? Providing you´re not a calf, that is.
Oh no! You've ingurgitated the essence of life quite litteraly, the most nutritious and amazing substance known to manking. A sweet little baby's life depends on it, yet somehow we've made breasts and the stuff that comes out of them to be obscene. Fuck off!
Yeah, I'm sure this happened. It was on the internet so it must be true.
Probably will make things worst bur it was fun anyway
This is so hilarious and awesome!!!
i prefer the powdered laxative approach, as a plus side to the revenge, you even get to find out who it was. Muahahahahahaha
Buuuurrrnnn!!!
I am sure it is better than Coffee-mate. New market opportunity here?
In every place you work you will get one thieving bastard, I used to be a truck driver for over fifty years, the firm I worked for set on a relief driver, I used to keep a jar full of lose change and leave it in the cab, till this thieving relief driver took my truck our one day and stole all my money which was about £100.00 , I never trusted anybody after that, and he always left my cab like a tip, bastard man.
At least it wasn't a dude
Naah. Fail. Breast milk is thin, kind of bluish, could never be mistaken for cream. Nice fantasy, though
Yes and it´s also very sweet, not at all like cream.
There are a lot of men on the internet that pay a small fortune for breast milk, next time put a price tab on the bottle.
There´s also breastfeeding moms who make soap with their surplus milk production and sell them online.
Poor Kevin (;~;7
no issues drinking the breast milk meant for an entirely different species, but hers is repulsive...
Don't mind him. So lame a comment.
Not really sure why the lady was taking her breast milk to work
I always took a breast pump to work when baby was 6 months old. The milk I extracted that day was baby's lunch and snack the next day. I didn't have the choice to stay home with baby, but it worked to pump milk and leave a few bottles.
Besides... Did the baby now was fed creamer? :o
Um.....that's assault and battery via body fluid. If it was clearly marked as breastmilk it's one thing. If she did a switch and bait on purpose that's considered a form of assult (just like spitting, throwing feces, etc).
Equating breast milk with feces, urine or spit is the kind of moronic thing I've only ever heard from men before.
Probably healthier than creamer anyway. The note, however, has a quite odd passive aggressiveness...
It find it hilarious. I work for a company that supplies tea, coffee, creamer, milk and sugar. We all put food in the company fridge. Nobody steals anybody's food or drinks. Bravo to B for doing this.
Passive agressive? An asshole stole her property, what do you expect her to do? Propose him to buy him more? He is lucky it's not me and I don't know him, I would expose him to the whole office and shame this thief in front of everyone. Fuckin' cheapskate.
Yes, aggressive. These things happen to often that it at least can be questioned whether people actually understand the concept of an office fridge. While it is funny, it escalates the situation. The cheapskate might react by spitting into food, and there the battle goes. Unfortunate as it is.
How could i post somthing in bored panda?
there is a big red button up left "Add post"
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
If the woman in question knew that her breast milk would be ingested by one of her colleagues without their consent then she has technically comitted assault. She could have Hepatitis/H.I.V. etc. without knowing and could have unintentionally passed this on to said colleague. Surely this 'revenge' should be reported to the authorities?
Why should the colleague steal her creamer in the first place.
I was actually thinking the same thing. And I'm a breastfeeding mom so I'm pro-breastfeeding, but I can't help but think this is illegal..
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
So fire her or putting bodily fluid in a shared space
Cows milk is also a bodily fluid...duh
I'm pretty sure she feels violated and by all rights it's at least natural I was breast fed it's meant for human consumption anyways. Maybe if her fluid of choice was piss.... you have no sense of humor