50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group
People talk so much every day, you'd think we'd run out of things to say. But we're as good with words as the weather is with ruining a perfectly fine day. Just take a look at the subreddit r/BrandNewSentence, for example. From the divorce rate among socks to the crotch fruit we make our employees, its members collect sentences they think have never been written before, and their collection is pretty impressive. Continue scrolling and take a look at some of the subreddit's top posts.
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Name That Death Megatron 300
We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge
My metabolism is confused about the weather. It is convinced that winter is coming, and I must be prepared with internal fuel.
As soon as we put originality and language in the same equation, I can't help but think about the infinite monkey theorem. It states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost certainly type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.
In fact, we can make it even more extreme: the monkey would almost surely type every possible finite text an infinite number of times. But the probability that monkeys filling the entire observable universe would type a single complete work, such as Shakespeare's Hamlet, is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time hundreds of thousands of orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low. Technically, however, it is not zero.
Griefcase
I Do Not Vibe With This Soil
I planted seeds in a flower bed... They did not grow, except I the alley.
Soak It In Olive Oil
r/BrandNewSentence has a lot of sentences that strike the perfect balance between poetry and logic. In other words, they're vivid and they make sense. They're memorable. Like a good slogan. Or a song chorus that gets stuck in your head. But personally, I think the best brand new sentence came even before the Internet.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." The story goes that this particular quote is a testament to Ernest Hemingway's extraordinary talent. Allegedly, these six words were a result of a $10 bet among Hemingway and several writers at a lunch spiced with wordplay
He’s My Biological Dog
Brad And His Cloud Of Lies
Marked Slices Of Tree
I definitely don't 'hallucinate' when I read. I love reading but have little to no visual imagination. I just love language and the associations the right combination of words can create, and when I read, I'm super focused on the use of language and the cadence of the writing. I will on occasion reread a section multiple times just because it was written so ridiculously well it makes me giddy.
People say Hemingway asked each of his colleagues to place a $10 wager, and in return, he would match it. His task was to create this shortest of stories.
The only problem is, Hemingway may have never written it. Or if he did, the story wasn't entirely his invention. Similar "ads" have been recorded years earlier. But no matter who came up with it, I believe this piece of flash fiction would get a lot of upvotes on r/BrandNewSentence.
No No, He's Got A Point
Is America The Rest Of The World's Florida?
Lesbians To The Rescue
We Drove Out The Lubrication
How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?
Happens To The Best Of Us
Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars
“I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”
Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe
A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip
Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You
The itch juice is their saliva 💦💦 your body's immune system reacts to it with histamine making the area itch. They actually need to spit in the hole they made because their saliva works as an anticoagulant, meaning that your blood doesn't immediately clot and repair the hole, so they can drink until they're full.
The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now
I hate to be the "smartass": But this is how our mind actually works. It is really interesting, and there is scientific proof. Some of you might have read "the chimp paradox" by Prof. Steve Peters. There you will find the details about it.
“Festering...”
I Am Chorizo
Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World
Floppy Discs
Never mind the computers, how about the printers that were so noisy they had their own room. Bit like my brother really
World Changer
What if you're in one of those glass elevators of fancy schmensy buildings that let you see the view as your cabin climbs up and down?
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My dog knows the elevator is an alternative to stairs. When we go back to our 3rd floor apartment and I head for the stairs, he'll sometimes pull me over to the elevator so he doesn't have to walk up 3 flights of stairs.
Johnny, your dog is probably trying to figure out why you're so hard to train....
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I honestly think they don't really care all that much. Some might never understand their purpose, some have it figured out in seconds and yet all of those not afraid will just take it in stride as "I suppose it is what it is".
I always called the car "the earthquake box". A loud, shaking place they were held that made the landscape change!
I think they do. There are strays in some countries that ride the train into the city during the day to beg for food. They ride the train home again to wherever they sleep. Reportedly they never miss their stop.
I lived in the third floor of my dorm building with my doggo and if we took the elevator and even if it stopped on a different floor before 1, she would just walk out like, "Ok, mom. C'mon, it's time for walkies!" And I would have to pull her back inside.
Having spent 6 years living with a German Shepherd on the 7th floor of an old communist apartment building, the elevator broke down from time to time. I always wondered if he ever figured out elevators, each time we had to take the stairs.
I sometimes see birds like pigeons in subway or train cars...I always worry about them, will they ever find back their nest?
British scientists have shown that many of the pigeons in Trafalgar Square commute in on the trains. Then they take the trains back home.
Load More Replies... Depends on the elevator, I use to take my doggo into the nearby city, he never minded elevators until we got to some older buildings, he flat out refused to enter so I would put his in the stairwell and call him from the floor I arrived on. At first I wondered if he knew something I didn’t, but he just didn’t like the rickety ride
I fly with my Service Dog. When we get off the plane, she assumes we are in Utah at my sister's place. Regardless of where we go. That's the magical ride to Utah.
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Back when my dog and I lived in a building with an elevator I called it the magic door
Also, do pidgeons understand what happens when they take the train or do they just know they will end upp in diffrent places when entering the train? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pn3XeWpUwY
My dogs have total and complete trust in whatever I tell them. They also speak English.
The first time an elevator spoke to me when she announced the floor í almost died of fear so scary😂 i think I'm actually not getting any smarter anymore. Bummer 😂😂
I wonder what my horse thinks about me: he’s in a paddock, he hears an annoying noise (car horn) and knows it has something to do with the biped that comes from over the hill inside a thing that moves but has no legs. The biped puts stuff on his head, leads him over to thing with food in it and takes off and/or puts stuff over his body, puts him back in the paddock and gets in the moving thing and drives just over the hill. He probably thinks I just live in the car just over the hill when I’m not with him.
Love it. So's if an elevator is a world changer, what be an escalator?
Mine does. Which is surprising. Because at the age of 2,he still doesn't know that bringing a ball BACK means he gets to chase it again all the more quickly!
Yes, of course. Watch a dog catch a treat if you doubt me.
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“Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”
Crotch Fruit Employees
Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?
“Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”
Stay Fresh Cheese Bags!
Classic Jesus Or Republican Jesus?
Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind
Cotton Eye Joe Has Been Terminated
Two Mini Hellpanthers
The Eyebrow Spectrum
Smoked Myself Back To Segregation
Thought you had some powerful, time machine weed. Oh, would that there was such magic in the world. But I dream.
Julius In The Coolius
You Are One Of My Sims
Wiggles Concert
why not take your progeny to italy? they only like spaghetti anyway
Whatever Works
Funniest Sh*t I've Seen All Week
Anon Knows The English Language
Cyberbullied And Entire Studio
LEGO Ass Of A Fictional Bipedal Animal
Cool Sport Rush
Reminds me of the lady from a few months ago that didn't want to smell like lavender, and instead wanted to smell like Eagle Claw Mountain or something
One Nice Way To Feel Better About Yourself Is To Imagine What Steve Irwin Would Say About You If You Were A Little Snake He Found In The Desert
Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have
I have the vision of an old fashioned british cottage, where there is a house with a polished brass sign saying "HORSE TAYLOR"
Life Pro Tip
PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Life Is A Tornado And I’m Just A Cow Being Spun Around For Cinematic Value
Snarrot
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"So Thor is the bastard lovechild of Professor McGonagall and France?" Yes, I actually said that once. No, I will not tell you the context.
This literally made my night I was laughing way too hard at some lol
Why do they call people who report on the weather meteorologists when they are reporting on the climate, shouldn’t they be climatologist? And Meteorologists should study and report on meteors? No, really.
Podologists don't study poodles, but orthodontists ARE awful dentists, so perhaps this phoneticism has potential.
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Back in the late 90's and early aughts everyone was buying desktops computers, but to get on the internet it had to go through your phone line and it was long and unreliable. Many people just used their computer to play solitaire. It was a $2,000 dollar deck of cards. People also used to wear wrist watches, they were modern and a quick reliable way to tell time. Now if you ask someone for the time, they reach in their pocket and pull out their cell phone. So we are now to the time before wrist watches and back to pocket watches.
My wife kept sticking her head around the door, saying, "What are you laughing at now?"
I just learned something: if you suck in an empty yogurt tube in the correct way with a gap between your two front teeth it makes cool sounds that kinda sound like if rewinding a tv show had sounds that went the same speed as the rewind.
Where are the rest of the images? Just separate them into multiple posts if need be.
@ 115: Pee & poop toilets sounds good, but hey sometimes you go to pee and when you sit down your bunghole says, "Well while you're here..."
"So Thor is the bastard lovechild of Professor McGonagall and France?" Yes, I actually said that once. No, I will not tell you the context.
This literally made my night I was laughing way too hard at some lol
Why do they call people who report on the weather meteorologists when they are reporting on the climate, shouldn’t they be climatologist? And Meteorologists should study and report on meteors? No, really.
Podologists don't study poodles, but orthodontists ARE awful dentists, so perhaps this phoneticism has potential.
Load More Replies... Back in the late 90's and early aughts everyone was buying desktops computers, but to get on the internet it had to go through your phone line and it was long and unreliable. Many people just used their computer to play solitaire. It was a $2,000 dollar deck of cards. People also used to wear wrist watches, they were modern and a quick reliable way to tell time. Now if you ask someone for the time, they reach in their pocket and pull out their cell phone. So we are now to the time before wrist watches and back to pocket watches.
My wife kept sticking her head around the door, saying, "What are you laughing at now?"
I just learned something: if you suck in an empty yogurt tube in the correct way with a gap between your two front teeth it makes cool sounds that kinda sound like if rewinding a tv show had sounds that went the same speed as the rewind.
Where are the rest of the images? Just separate them into multiple posts if need be.
@ 115: Pee & poop toilets sounds good, but hey sometimes you go to pee and when you sit down your bunghole says, "Well while you're here..."
