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It has been estimated that the vocabulary of the English language consists of roughly 1 million words (although some linguists take that number with a grain of salt and say they wouldn't be surprised if it's off the mark by a quarter-million), with the myriad names of chemicals and other scientific entities contributing to the figure.

However, the subreddit 'Brand New Sentence' wants to convince us that we're only scratching the surface of the possibilities that it offers us. And if you look at their content, it's hard to disagree. Since its creation in 2018, the online community has gathered a vast, vast archive of funny and ridiculous phrases they believe haven't been said before, so get your notebooks and continue scrolling—you might wanna borrow some of these for your personal use.

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    “…if You Are Staying In A Country With Poorly Developed Health Services And Infrastructure And/Or Collective Infrastructure, For Example The USA”

    Tweet comparing Norway's view of the USA as underdeveloped with a friend's sarcastic comment, highlighting a bizarre sentence.

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    David Bowie’s Crotch Bulge

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    Would It K*ll The Makers Of Avocados To Include A Different Toy

    Tweet humorously comparing avocado pit to a wooden ball, suggesting a mood ring or novelty eraser as alternatives.

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    #9

    So You Don't Lose Any ''Tired''

    Tweet exchange with a hilariously bizarre new sentence comparing rushing to the bathroom with a sport.

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    AndyTaylor
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    3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the dark, eyes closed, pray you don’t miss, or stub anything.

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    #11

    This Is Not A Baby Trebuchet, It Is A Baby Catapult

    Bizarre brand new sentence about selling a "baby trebuchet" clarified as a baby catapult with humorous context.

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    Auntriarch
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    3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a good nerd reply (which probably explains why I'm married to Mr Auntriarch)

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    #12

    Jesus Of New Jersey

    Hilariously bizarre tweet about Middle Eastern Christians and Jesus of Nazareth versus Jesus of New Jersey.

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    Auntriarch
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind Americans, it's been centuries since Jesus was portrayed realistically in Europe. Unless there's a recent version of Christ Pantocrator that I haven't seen.

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    #13

    Stealing Guns Off Of Officers Using A Toy Dino Grabber

    "Man arrested for using toy dino grabber to steal police guns; bizarre brand new sentence discussion follows."

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    Joe Reaves
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can take an officer's gun with a dino grabber, I think that officer should be in trouble.

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    #16

    Your Skull Is Full Of Wet Cat Food

    Bizarre sentence reply on Twitter suggesting someone's skull is full of wet cat food.

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    char
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've seen it more from white men though? and um, it's pretty bad

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    #17

    Well That Was A Great Idea

    Social media post humorously describes a bizarre scenario involving E. coli, Salmonella, and conspiracy theories.

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    KamaboCo.
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we’ve got another four years of this to look forward to

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    #20

    5% Bread Flavored Soda

    Social media post with a hilariously bizarre brand new sentence comparing drinks for efficiency.

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    #21

    Public Armpits

    Tweet with bizarre sentence about a sleeveless blouse and public armpits, posted by user sarahradz.

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    #23

    I Want To Increase My Natural Bioluminescence

    Bizarre sentence about human bioluminescence and beauty products in a humorous online exchange.

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    #25

    Imagine…

    Bizarre new sentence about explaining a crypto scheme, a murder, AI insurance, and a bikeshare escape to Benjamin Franklin.

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    FreeTheUnicorn
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Franklin would laugh because he'd expect it. Adams would beat you to death with your own arms.

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    #27

    Make Better Choices, Hawaiian Monk Seals!

    Hilarious bizarre sentence about Hawaiian monk seals with eels stuck in their noses, urging better choices.

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    #29

    A Potato On Drugs

    Reddit post in r/Parenting featuring a hilariously bizarre brand new sentence about an unattractive baby.

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    #31

    Do Yall Think Bugs Are Born Knowing They Can Walk Up Walls

    Bizarre brand new sentence questioning if bugs instinctively walk up walls or discover it accidentally.

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    Andrew Keir
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For sheer fear, think of baby birds leaving the nest for that first time - fly or die! Makes your first date feel pretty tame, eh, boys?

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    #32

    That’s Modern Milk For Ya

    Text exchange humorously listing milk options, highlighting bizarre modern choices in a funny way.

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    #33

    I Wonder How Long Do You Need To BBQ It For

    Man in attic with insulation, wearing gloves and mask, humorously captioned as a hunter harvesting "housemeat"; bizarre sentence.

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    #34

    Soup Of The Day Implies Another, Possibly Even Seductive, Soup Of The Night

    Tweet with a bizarre brand new sentence about "soup of the night" gaining humor.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soup of the Day is the result of yesterday's 'Leftovers of the day'

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    #35

    The Son Goku Of White People

    Couple with a dog and a black-and-white photo of a baby, illustrating a bizarre sentence about famous grandfathers.

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    #36

    Sting Jesus

    Text conversation with a bizarre sentence about a pregnant stingray, implying a humorous and unexpected situation.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self reproduction isn't totally unknown, but it only produces females. Maybe Jesus was trans?

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    #38

    Luigi As The Official Symbol Of Resistance Against The Corporate Oligarchy

    Luigi peeks out of a train with character graphics; text calls for him as a resistance symbol. Bizarre brand new sentences humor.

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    #39

    Made A Small Mistake

    Bizarre brand new sentence about objecting at a funeral, leading to the deceased rising in perfect health as all eyes turn.

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    UncleJohn3000
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was late to a wedding and ran in just after "Does anyone have any objections?" All eyes swiveled around as I swiftly took a seat and lowered my head.

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    #42

    80s Fashion Is Back ! 💅💅

    Text about bizarre new sentence: "Wearing a salmon on your head is back in fashion for orcas, after a 37-year break."

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    AndyTaylor
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till they hear about humans. They’ll wear anything just for the halibut.

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    #44

    Roast Belt

    Bizarre new sentence about pot roast cooking time with a humorous comment comparing it to an alternator belt taste.

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    iseefractals
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one is lying....some of us just know how to cook, and...ya know have standards.

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    #45

    Fat D**k Spirit

    Tweet with a hilariously bizarre brand new sentence about a mom misremembering a phrase.

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    KamaboCo.
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, Future, and- wait what who’s this

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    #46

    Cosmetic Surgery Is Yassified Taxidermy For Alive Things

    Text exchange humorously suggesting cosmetic surgery is "yassified taxidermy." Hashtag punchline follows.

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    #47

    A Unitedhealthcare CEO Murderer Lookalike Competition Was Held Today In New York

    Group of people in New York City, part of a humorous "brand new sentences" meme about a CEO lookalike competition.

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    #48

    How Are You Gonna Have A Whole Family Without Me

    Tweet featuring hilariously bizarre brand new sentences about cousins and unexpected family realizations.

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    kzys59pcrp
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister has more siblings than I do and that feels really weird to me

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    #49

    Refusing To Wear Life Jackets Because They Would Ruin Their Selfies And Tans

    Collage of women in stylish outfits, illustrating a bizarre "brand new sentence" about influencers at a yacht party.

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    #50

    Looks Like A Silly Goober

    Catfish paired with a bizarre and hilarious new sentence about infinite knowledge and the Mii theme.

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    #52

    He Did A Business 9/11

    Tweet comparing Twitter's financial loss to 9/11 costs with a graphic showing a 79% value decrease.

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    Jk
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now also controls the most powerful "news" organisation in the world, and can model his algorithm to show people stories he wants them to see. Some things aren't about money, but about power.

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    #54

    "I Drank My Best Friend's Breast Milk"

    "Bizarre brand new sentence about drinking friend's breast milk for low blood sugar during hike."

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    #56

    We've Gotten So Caught Up In Helping The Less Fortunate That We've Forgotten To Help The People Who _are_ Fortunate

    A tweet shares a bizarre brand new sentence about helping fortunate people, highlighting humorous irony.

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    #57

    “Nepo Terrorist You Didn’t Earn It”

    Tweet screenshot with a bizarre brand new sentence about Omar Bin Laden.

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    #58

    Stare Down The Nearest Disabled Person

    Cartoon character with a bored expression, illustrating a bizarre brand new sentence about kids without iPads.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be fair, they've probably just realised that a kid can stare at an adult but the adult has to look away. It's a power play.

    #59

    “She Turned Into One Of Them Neanderthal Facial Reconstructions”

    Bizarre new sentence: Alabama woman lost for a month survives on berries and mushrooms, loses 40 pounds.

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    #60

    The Lebron Of Biting Police Fingers

    "Bizarre sentence about Biden's dog, Commander, humorously compared to LeBron for biting incidents."

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    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe don't bring a rescue dog into a situation that is full of strangers and completely unlike anything he's ever been used to.

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    #61

    "He Will Die On This Hill And I'm Ready To Bury Him."

    Facebook post humorously describing a bizarre argument about breaking spaghetti noodles.

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    #62

    Hmmm… Dandruff….oily Hair…, Gryffindor!

    Hilariously bizarre Reddit post discussing funny Harry Potter theories with characters side by side.

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    #63

    Pythagorean Theorem Being Recited By A Reciting Scarecrow

    Bizarre brand new sentence contrasting intelligence and reciting Pythagorean theorem humorously on social media.

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    #64

    These Are The Parents Of The Next Generation

    Baby in a car seat, covered with colorful blankets, accompanying a bizarre brand new sentence caption.

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    #65

    Malcolm In The Middle Genre Of White People

    Bizarre brand new sentence about a rock band and nostalgic TV show humor on Twitter.

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    AndyTaylor
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1 on the list of “name a cover that was better than the original”.

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    #66

    I’ll Die Before I Let A…

    Screenshot of two tweets featuring hilariously bizarre sentences about a party experience.

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    #67

    We Have Poets Walking This Planet

    Funny brand new sentence about aurora borealis and areolas in a tweet by user stef.

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    #68

    That's A New One

    Screenshot of a tweet featuring a bizarre and humorous scenario involving frog memes and a fictional fight club.

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    #69

    Thanks Hot Women For Stopping Wars 🙏🏾

    Tweet humorously comparing past and present beauty standards with a woman in a sparkly outfit.

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    #70

    Please Sir, Spare A Shilling

    A person in glasses in a medieval setting with text overlay, showcasing bizarre brand new sentences humor.

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    #71

    Jesus The Christ (Like He's F**king Sonic)

    Bizarre brand new sentence depicting cartoon Jesus running like a famous video game character.

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    Kathy Brooke
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually... that's accurate. Christ is a title (Messiah, Annointed one) not a name. So yes, like Atilla The Hun or Winnie The Pooh.

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    #72

    Universal Shutdown Is Here

    Tweet featuring a bizarre brand new sentence about an alien invasion warning and universal shutdown alert.

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    #73

    One Sandwich With “Fancy Woke Fillings” To Go Please

    Person eating a sandwich and hands preparing a sandwich with lettuce and chicken, illustrating bizarre culinary trends.

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    #74

    South Korea Is Incel Wakanda

    Three Twitter replies with hilariously bizarre brand new sentences on misogyny and deepfake stories.

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    Dragon mama
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is alarming but I super duper don't want to Google it so does anyone want to give me a little bit of context?

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    #75

    People Who Seem To Believe In Race Science Love Raw Cream And The People Who Believe In Science Prefer Pasteurized Products

    Raw cream packaging with humorous tweets; a bizarre brand new sentence about choosing milk products.

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    #76

    Her Knees Are Too Pointy

    Hilariously bizarre new sentences about the Witcher 4 trailer with character analysis.

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    #77

    Taking A Homeless Woman On A Date And Leaving Her With The Restaurant Bill

    "Bizarre brand new sentence about a Kick streamer banned after a controversial date; includes error screen."

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    #78

    Madonna, 66, Embraces Autumn By Eating Soup Completely Topless

    Bizarre brand new sentence about embracing autumn by eating soup topless.

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    #79

    Onlyfans Star Who Cried After Sleeping With 100 Men In Oneday, Now Wants To Sleep With 1000 Men

    Hilariously bizarre headline about an OnlyFans model's controversial stunt involving 100 men.

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