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Long term relationships are a fulfilling commitment that, if done right, can become the defining element of a long and happy married life. Years of familiarity does mean, however, that a certain frisson, the thrill of spontaneity, does sometimes get lost in the comfortable routines of everyday coexistence with your life partner.

These guys don't need any relationship advice, and, knowing this, like to keep their significant others guessing. And what better way to spice up a married couples life that than with a creative, practical joke? Because nothing is sexier than a sense of humor, right?

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of boyfriends and husbands who make sure their marriages are relationship meme-worthy while never letting their spouses get bored, as a follow up to our previous post. Scroll down to check the marriage jokes out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for the ones you like best!

#1

Legend Has It They Remain Hidden To This Day

Legend Has It They Remain Hidden To This Day

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#2

Went To NYC On Business And I Had To Show My Wife I Wasn't Enjoying It Without Her, So Here Is Me Having A Bad Time All Over New York

Went To NYC On Business And I Had To Show My Wife I Wasn't Enjoying It Without Her, So Here Is Me Having A Bad Time All Over New York

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#5

My Wife Really Likes It When I Do House Work So I Sent Her These Pictures While She Was At Work Hoping It Would Turn Her On

My Wife Really Likes It When I Do House Work So I Sent Her These Pictures While She Was At Work Hoping It Would Turn Her On

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Night Owl
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it. Even better if he really did do the housework

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#7

My Wife Hates Being Embarrassed, So We Surprised Her At The Airport

My Wife Hates Being Embarrassed, So We Surprised Her At The Airport

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#9

Probably Another Bored Boyfriend At The Hobby Lobby

Probably Another Bored Boyfriend At The Hobby Lobby

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#10

My Wife Is Smokin' Hot So I Picked The Shower Curtain

My Wife Is Smokin' Hot So I Picked The Shower Curtain

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#11

Can A Girl Poop In Peace? My BF & Our Cat!

Can A Girl Poop In Peace? My BF & Our Cat!

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Luis Milian
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i thought i was the only one doing this to my girl when i see our cat hanging outside the bathroom.

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#13

Just Got To Tennis. Boyfriend Has Taken My Racket Out And Put A Frying Pan In Instead. I'm Not Even Joking

Just Got To Tennis. Boyfriend Has Taken My Racket Out And Put A Frying Pan In Instead. I'm Not Even Joking

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#14

I Let My Husband Decorate The Bathroom

I Let My Husband Decorate The Bathroom

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#15

My Wife Ran And Won Her Age Group In Her First 5 K This Weekend. Here Are A Couple Pictures From The Race

My Wife Ran And Won Her Age Group In Her First 5 K This Weekend. Here Are A Couple Pictures From The Race

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She lived through Avada Kedavra? Are you sure she isn't the new Chosen One?

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#16

My Wife Ordered This On Amazon For Our Baby Announcement But It Didn't Fit Her So I Decided To Put It To Use

My Wife Ordered This On Amazon For Our Baby Announcement But It Didn't Fit Her So I Decided To Put It To Use

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Enuya
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Better than many real maternity photoshoots that I saw.

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#17

My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can't Reach To Annoy Me. It's Working

My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can't Reach To Annoy Me. It's Working

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#18

My Girlfriend Put The Quote On The Left, It Took Her 2 Weeks To Realize I Changed It

My Girlfriend Put The Quote On The Left, It Took Her 2 Weeks To Realize I Changed It

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#19

My Wife Took The Toddler And Left Me With The Baby Yesterday Morning. She’s A Worrywart And I Love Photoshop. Lesson Learned: Don’t Reply With Just A Photoshopped Picture When She Asks How Things Are Going With The Baby

My Wife Took The Toddler And Left Me With The Baby Yesterday Morning. She’s A Worrywart And I Love Photoshop. Lesson Learned: Don’t Reply With Just A Photoshopped Picture When She Asks How Things Are Going With The Baby

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glowworm2
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's horrible! The baby needs safety goggles and gloves! XD!

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#20

When You Leave Your Wife In The Car To Shop At The Hardware Store On A Really Hot Day

When You Leave Your Wife In The Car To Shop At The Hardware Store On A Really Hot Day

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#21

My Friend Played A Prank On His Girlfriend. She Has A Night Vision Motion-Activated Camera Setup In A Quest To Treat A Sick Coyote. She Checks The Footage Every Morning Religiously. He Rented A Sasquatch Outfit And Walked Around The Camera At 4 Am

My Friend Played A Prank On His Girlfriend. She Has A Night Vision Motion-Activated Camera Setup In A Quest To Treat A Sick Coyote. She Checks The Footage Every Morning Religiously. He Rented A Sasquatch Outfit And Walked Around The Camera At 4 Am

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Nadja Lambacher
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol that's priceless. But how nice of her to look out for that coyote.

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#22

Built A Garden For My Wife A Few Months Ago And It Is Finally Time For The Bountiful Harvest. Tonight, We Feast Like Kings

Built A Garden For My Wife A Few Months Ago And It Is Finally Time For The Bountiful Harvest. Tonight, We Feast Like Kings

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#23

Just Doing What My Wife Asked

Just Doing What My Wife Asked

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#24

Groundhog Day Flowers For My Wife

Groundhog Day Flowers For My Wife

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Bored Office Girl
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always finish reading far-away text before realizing I can scroll down and there's a close-up of it lol.

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#26

Wife Gave Me One Job To Do For The Day - To Get The Dogs Tag Engraved

Wife Gave Me One Job To Do For The Day - To Get The Dogs Tag Engraved

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#27

Being The Girlfriend, I Was Given The Job To Decorate Our New Home. Yesterday, My Boyfriend Said He Wanted To Pick Just One Piece Of Decor Out. I Was Impressed He Actually Wanted To Be Involved! Next Day, He Walks In Smiling, And Introduced Me To Kittiana Jones. This Is Why I'm The Chosen One

Being The Girlfriend, I Was Given The Job To Decorate Our New Home. Yesterday, My Boyfriend Said He Wanted To Pick Just One Piece Of Decor Out. I Was Impressed He Actually Wanted To Be Involved! Next Day, He Walks In Smiling, And Introduced Me To Kittiana Jones. This Is Why I'm The Chosen One

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Random Panda
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see any problem with this picture. Those ugly pillows on the other hand...

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#28

At The Time My Girlfriend Didn't Know Why I Wanted My Photo Taken On This Side Of The Bridge

At The Time My Girlfriend Didn't Know Why I Wanted My Photo Taken On This Side Of The Bridge

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Heidi Matsumoto
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen those in Disneyland as well... I was shocked and guilty for thinking such. hahahhahaa

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#29

Women Confuse Me. My Girlfriend Sent Me Out For Groceries, And Like Any Rational Person, I Thought That Meant Go Get Hats For The Dogs. Turns Out She Was Hungry

Women Confuse Me. My Girlfriend Sent Me Out For Groceries, And Like Any Rational Person, I Thought That Meant Go Get Hats For The Dogs. Turns Out She Was Hungry

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#30

My GF's Obsession With Cheesy Cursive Signs Inspired Me To Make My Own Uninspirational Signs

My GF's Obsession With Cheesy Cursive Signs Inspired Me To Make My Own Uninspirational Signs

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#31

My Wife Wanted Me To Get A New Lamp That Was Disney Related To Match The Majority Of Our 3-Month-Old Daughter's Room

My Wife Wanted Me To Get A New Lamp That Was Disney Related To Match The Majority Of Our 3-Month-Old Daughter's Room

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#32

Valentine's Card From My Lovely Hubby

Valentine's Card From My Lovely Hubby

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#33

After Months Of Denial And Many Nights On The Couch. I Finally Got The Evidence To Prove To My Wife Why She Sleeps Better Than I Do

After Months Of Denial And Many Nights On The Couch. I Finally Got The Evidence To Prove To My Wife Why She Sleeps Better Than I Do

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#34

I Made My Wife A Shower Curtain Of Me Drinking A Beer In The Shower. She Wasn’t Impressed

I Made My Wife A Shower Curtain Of Me Drinking A Beer In The Shower. She Wasn’t Impressed

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#36

My Girlfriend Told Me To Do The Laundry And Wash The Kitten

My Girlfriend Told Me To Do The Laundry And Wash The Kitten

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"She would go in the darks obviously" :D hahahaha <3 they are meant for each other

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#37

My Husband And In-Laws Wanted A Family Photo While I Was In Labor And Having Contractions

My Husband And In-Laws Wanted A Family Photo While I Was In Labor And Having Contractions

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#38

Friend Works At Mr. Lube And Sent Me This

Friend Works At Mr. Lube And Sent Me This

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Jaguarundi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had an idiot at Jiffy Lube tell me that I needed "fuel injection services". I told him my truck did not have fuel injection. He points to the spark plug wiring, "See they're right there!" I point to the manifold housing, "See the big round thing? That has a CARBURATOR in the middle!" My Daddy didn't raise a foolish female!

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#39

Bored Walking Around Hobbycraft With My Girlfriend And Did The Most British Thing Possible. She Thought I Was Immature But I Think I’m Hilarious

Bored Walking Around Hobbycraft With My Girlfriend And Did The Most British Thing Possible. She Thought I Was Immature But I Think I’m Hilarious

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#40

Wife: “Where Are You?” Me:

Wife: “Where Are You?” Me:

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Chad Freeman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember reading an article about this one place that was a homeless shelter/kitchen called something along the lines of "A Friend's Place", so people didn't have to be embarrassed to say they were at a homeless shelter, because they were staying at "A Friend's Place".

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#41

My Wife Asked Me Make Some Ads For Our Garage Sale On Facebook. I Think I Found The Perfect Hook

My Wife Asked Me Make Some Ads For Our Garage Sale On Facebook. I Think I Found The Perfect Hook

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#42

I Guess My Boyfriend Didn't Quite Understand When I Said He Should Be The Penguin

I Guess My Boyfriend Didn't Quite Understand When I Said He Should Be The Penguin

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#43

This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Boyfriend Alone For 5 Mins...

This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Boyfriend Alone For 5 Mins...

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#44

My Wife Told Me This Fork Was For The Crab. I Remain Dubious

My Wife Told Me This Fork Was For The Crab. I Remain Dubious

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#45

Girlfriend Said "Go Get A New Shower Curtain Before My Mom Arrives." I Think This Is Fair

Girlfriend Said "Go Get A New Shower Curtain Before My Mom Arrives." I Think This Is Fair

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#46

My Husband Is Real Mature. Couldn't Leave The Crayola Experience Without Naming His Own Color. Payton Is My Moms Dog That Will Hump Literally Anything

My Husband Is Real Mature. Couldn't Leave The Crayola Experience Without Naming His Own Color. Payton Is My Moms Dog That Will Hump Literally Anything

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#47

So Me And My Girlfriend Had A Maternity Photoshoot And...

So Me And My Girlfriend Had A Maternity Photoshoot And...

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#48

Gamer Logic, On The Launch Of BFA

Gamer Logic, On The Launch Of BFA

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Bengü Taşkesen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so considerate ❤ A letter like this could have saved the marriages of at least two of my friends.

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#49

My Roommate's Girlfriend Didn't Understand Why We Were Laughing At Her Shoes

My Roommate's Girlfriend Didn't Understand Why We Were Laughing At Her Shoes

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glowworm2
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those would go well with that pink scarf with fur that keeps floating around on the internet.

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#50

My Girlfriend Got A Bit Of A Shock When I Dropped To One Knee Only To Tie Up My Shoelace. Was Not Expecting The Verbal Onslaught That Occurred Afterwards (Props To The Stranger For The Photo)

My Girlfriend Got A Bit Of A Shock When I Dropped To One Knee Only To Tie Up My Shoelace. Was Not Expecting The Verbal Onslaught That Occurred Afterwards (Props To The Stranger For The Photo)

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, I hate the pressure women put on men to propose. Like, do you want them to propose when they are ready or do you want it forced?

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#51

What Nearly 14 Years Of Marriage Looks Like Over Here...

What Nearly 14 Years Of Marriage Looks Like Over Here...

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#52

Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

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#53

My Girlfriend And I Decided To Swap When We Agreed To Be Peter Pan And Tinkerbell

My Girlfriend And I Decided To Swap When We Agreed To Be Peter Pan And Tinkerbell

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#54

Wife Said “No Cheap Flamingo In My Yard.” 1 Month And Counting

Wife Said “No Cheap Flamingo In My Yard.” 1 Month And Counting

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#55

This King Size Bed Keeps Getting Smaller And Smaller

This King Size Bed Keeps Getting Smaller And Smaller

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#56

My Dad Made This Pic Of Our Rock Climbing Trip When I Was In 5th Grade And Sent To Mom. She Was Not Amused

My Dad Made This Pic Of Our Rock Climbing Trip When I Was In 5th Grade And Sent To Mom. She Was Not Amused

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#57

I Snuck This Reminder On My Wife’s Phone

I Snuck This Reminder On My Wife’s Phone

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#58

I Bought A Tiny Violin To Play When My Coworkers Or Girlfriend Complain

I Bought A Tiny Violin To Play When My Coworkers Or Girlfriend Complain

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#59

I Got My Girlfriend A New Bike Helmet. With A Drake Face-Print Balaclava Now She Looks Like A Custom Video Game Character

I Got My Girlfriend A New Bike Helmet. With A Drake Face-Print Balaclava Now She Looks Like A Custom Video Game Character

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GeneralZod
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have full belly laughs over this photo. I love it so much I made it my screensaver

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#60

Went To A Ride Through "Safari". I Took At Least 200 Pics. This Is The Only Pic My Husband Took

Went To A Ride Through "Safari". I Took At Least 200 Pics. This Is The Only Pic My Husband Took

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#61

My Husband And I Are Trying To Get Healthier, So He Put Up Motivational Signs Around The House. This Is Now What I See Before I Open The Fridge

My Husband And I Are Trying To Get Healthier, So He Put Up Motivational Signs Around The House. This Is Now What I See Before I Open The Fridge

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Naomi Armitage
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I literally laughed out loud at this. That doesn't happen often enough. Thank you.

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#62

The Wife Said "Let's Do Sexy Costumes For Halloween This Year"... Game On!

The Wife Said "Let's Do Sexy Costumes For Halloween This Year"... Game On!

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#63

Almost Had A Heart Attack When Dave Messaged Me To Say Biscuit Had Been Run Over. Then He Sent Me This

Almost Had A Heart Attack When Dave Messaged Me To Say Biscuit Had Been Run Over. Then He Sent Me This

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#64

Bakery Was Closed This Morning

Bakery Was Closed This Morning

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#65

I Discovered I Can Write Messages In My Girlfriends New Blanket

I Discovered I Can Write Messages In My Girlfriends New Blanket

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#66

I Heard A Scream And "I Hate You!" From The Bathroom

I Heard A Scream And "I Hate You!" From The Bathroom

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#67

Dad Had A Sh*t Eating Grin Because He Was Pinching My Mom's Ass In Their Prom Pic (1984)

Dad Had A Sh*t Eating Grin Because He Was Pinching My Mom's Ass In Their Prom Pic (1984)

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#68

Hopefully My Wife Turns Into A Beautiful Butterfly Finally

Hopefully My Wife Turns Into A Beautiful Butterfly Finally

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#69

Made My Girlfriend A Valentine’s Day Card

Made My Girlfriend A Valentine’s Day Card

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#70

My Husband Didn't Want To Carve Pumpkins

My Husband Didn't Want To Carve Pumpkins

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#71

I Asked My Wife What Nickname She Wanted For Her Upcoming 10 Km Run

I Asked My Wife What Nickname She Wanted For Her Upcoming 10 Km Run

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Wiggity
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a new pilot named Bob check into the squadron and was asked what he wanted to be called (nickname, previously earned callsign, etc.). His reply was, "Eh, Bob'll do." He was, from that moment on, known as "Bobble-Doo".

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#72

I Did A Home Visit On A Patient Today, And She Told Me That Her Husband, Who Has Passed Away, Was Always A Joker. He Had Installed This Light Switch

I Did A Home Visit On A Patient Today, And She Told Me That Her Husband, Who Has Passed Away, Was Always A Joker. He Had Installed This Light Switch

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#73

Told The Wife I Was Going To Get My Ear Pierced. She Said Absolutely Not. Ordered A Set Of Magnetic Ones. She Will Flip When She Gets Home

Told The Wife I Was Going To Get My Ear Pierced. She Said Absolutely Not. Ordered A Set Of Magnetic Ones. She Will Flip When She Gets Home

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a bit strange to forbid a full grown up to do what the hell (s)he want with her/his body....

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#74

My Wife's Sister Is Coming To Visit. Getting The Guest Room Ready

My Wife's Sister Is Coming To Visit. Getting The Guest Room Ready

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Random panda, funny fact for you: both your mum and dad had sex at least once. The same applies to your grandparents.

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#75

My Wife Allowed Me To Pick One Thing For The Baby Room

My Wife Allowed Me To Pick One Thing For The Baby Room

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Wanda Queen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wholeheartedly support this choice....it really ties the room together!

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#76

My Wife Dared Me To Go Out In The Snow In Nothing But My Boots

My Wife Dared Me To Go Out In The Snow In Nothing But My Boots

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#77

My Husband Left Me This Note This Morning And Then Pictures Ensued

My Husband Left Me This Note This Morning And Then Pictures Ensued

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#78

We Went To Home Depot Today, I Asked My Wife If She Wanted To Duck Down This Isle For A Quickie. She Rolled Her Eyes And Kept Walking

We Went To Home Depot Today, I Asked My Wife If She Wanted To Duck Down This Isle For A Quickie. She Rolled Her Eyes And Kept Walking

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#80

Played A Trick On My Wife. She Was Working Out And I Took A Photo. I Go To My Office And Photoshop Her Feet To Hobbit Proportions. I Came Back And Told Her She Didn't Look Bad Working Out And Showed Her The Photo. She Looked So Sad And Said "Are My Feet Really That Big?!" I Felt Bad Then

Played A Trick On My Wife. She Was Working Out And I Took A Photo. I Go To My Office And Photoshop Her Feet To Hobbit Proportions. I Came Back And Told Her She Didn't Look Bad Working Out And Showed Her The Photo. She Looked So Sad And Said "Are My Feet Really That Big?!" I Felt Bad Then

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Darryl Kerrigan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do women hate having big feet? Is it a snazzy shoe thing? Surely the extra safety on ice makes it worth it

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#81

4 Years Is Fruit And Flowers, My Fruit Come With Added Puns

4 Years Is Fruit And Flowers, My Fruit Come With Added Puns

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#82

The Blanket That My Husband Got Me For Christmas. It’s His Face

The Blanket That My Husband Got Me For Christmas. It’s His Face

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#83

Came Home For The Weekend To Find This Exchange Between My Parents

Came Home For The Weekend To Find This Exchange Between My Parents

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Ryo Bakura
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Next time, she'll leave a note saying it needs another go around, and he'll have a tiny carousel ready and waiting.

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#84

My Wife Was Not Amused When I Showed Her This Picture And Said- "I Didn't Know Your Mom Was Staying Here Too"

My Wife Was Not Amused When I Showed Her This Picture And Said- "I Didn't Know Your Mom Was Staying Here Too"

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Emma Dingle
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those girls are running for their lives. Guess they want to keep their voice.

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#85

My Wife Works At Night. Sometimes I Leave Her Notes Before I Go To Bed

My Wife Works At Night. Sometimes I Leave Her Notes Before I Go To Bed

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#86

I Needed To Borrow My Wife's Phone. She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn't Know What Happened

I Needed To Borrow My Wife's Phone. She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn't Know What Happened

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... do you need any help? Band aids, disinfectants, a ride to hospital maybe?

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#87

My Boyfriend Said He’s Going To Go As Baby Me For Halloween

My Boyfriend Said He’s Going To Go As Baby Me For Halloween

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#88

Since My Wife Got A New Car, I Thought I'd Splurge Too And Upgrade Mine To The CLI Edition

Since My Wife Got A New Car, I Thought I'd Splurge Too And Upgrade Mine To The CLI Edition

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#89

My Dad Wasn't Pleased That My Mom Wanted To Move Her Rock Across The Country

My Dad Wasn't Pleased That My Mom Wanted To Move Her Rock Across The Country

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Tony Moon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a geologist, I feel a kinship to this man. Yet, the rocks I have would not fit into one, nay ten, nay one hundred boxes... My wife puts up with so much, its why I love her so dearly.

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#90

What To Do When Your Girlfriend Leaves Hair On The Shower Wall

What To Do When Your Girlfriend Leaves Hair On The Shower Wall

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#91

Left My Boyfriend Unattended With My Clip In Extensions For 10 Minutes

Left My Boyfriend Unattended With My Clip In Extensions For 10 Minutes

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#92

I Told Husband To Go Put On A Nice Shirt And This Is What I Got

I Told Husband To Go Put On A Nice Shirt And This Is What I Got

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#93

I’m Glad There Are Other Bored Husbands At Pottery Barn

I’m Glad There Are Other Bored Husbands At Pottery Barn

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#94

The Girlfriend Asked Me To Shovel A Path To The Garage

The Girlfriend Asked Me To Shovel A Path To The Garage

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#95

My Girlfriend Wanted Flowers Delivered To Her At Work Today. I Delivered

My Girlfriend Wanted Flowers Delivered To Her At Work Today. I Delivered

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#96

When Your Wife Deserves The Best So You Wake Her Up To A Romantic Candlelit Breakfast

When Your Wife Deserves The Best So You Wake Her Up To A Romantic Candlelit Breakfast

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#97

Notes From My BF Used To Be Much Sweeter. At Least He Made Me Lunch!

Notes From My BF Used To Be Much Sweeter. At Least He Made Me Lunch!

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#98

SO Was Away For A Few Days. Photoshopped & Sent Her This Picture Of Our Daughter, Just So She Knows Everything Is Going Well

SO Was Away For A Few Days. Photoshopped & Sent Her This Picture Of Our Daughter, Just So She Knows Everything Is Going Well

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#99

My Girlfriend Asked Me Why I Was Up At 3 Am Last Night, So I Made Her This Helpful Diagram To Explain

My Girlfriend Asked Me Why I Was Up At 3 Am Last Night, So I Made Her This Helpful Diagram To Explain

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#100

My Boyfriend Didn't Warn Me A Wave Was Coming As I Posed For A Beach Photo

My Boyfriend Didn't Warn Me A Wave Was Coming As I Posed For A Beach Photo

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#101

So Last Night When I Got Home, There Was Paper All Over The Floor Near My Printer, I'm Guessing Someone Hooked Up To My Printer Via Wi-Fi. This Morning, I Wake Up To This

So Last Night When I Got Home, There Was Paper All Over The Floor Near My Printer, I'm Guessing Someone Hooked Up To My Printer Via Wi-Fi. This Morning, I Wake Up To This

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#102

My Parents' New Business Hours

My Parents' New Business Hours

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Donald Holder
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a sign of a successful business if they can limit their working hours to be convenient for them only.

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#103

Asked My Husband To Take A Picture Of Us On Our Wedding Night. This Was His Only Picture

Asked My Husband To Take A Picture Of Us On Our Wedding Night. This Was His Only Picture

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#104

I Got Hit In The Cheek With Something, So I Looked Up And My Husband Winked And Said “Read It, Wait Here’s A Pen.” Then Threw A Pen At Me

I Got Hit In The Cheek With Something, So I Looked Up And My Husband Winked And Said “Read It, Wait Here’s A Pen.” Then Threw A Pen At Me

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#105

My Girlfriend Wanted A Drink But Didn't Want To Get Out Of Bed, So I Obliged

My Girlfriend Wanted A Drink But Didn't Want To Get Out Of Bed, So I Obliged

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#106

My Friend And I Made Signs For My Girlfriend’s Half Ironman Race!

My Friend And I Made Signs For My Girlfriend’s Half Ironman Race!

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#107

My Friend Surprised His Wife With Her Blunder Years Photo On His New Skateboard

My Friend Surprised His Wife With Her Blunder Years Photo On His New Skateboard

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#108

Girlfriend's Irish, I’m American. She’s Been Bugging For Me To Paint Her Wall, But Didn’t Care What Color. Well You’re Welcome

Girlfriend's Irish, I’m American. She’s Been Bugging For Me To Paint Her Wall, But Didn’t Care What Color. Well You’re Welcome

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#109

Though I Caught The Perfect Picture Of My BF And Puppy, Until I Saw What He Was Reading

Though I Caught The Perfect Picture Of My BF And Puppy, Until I Saw What He Was Reading

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#110

Wife Turned 38, Discovered I Didn’t Have An 8 Candle, So I Improvised

Wife Turned 38, Discovered I Didn’t Have An 8 Candle, So I Improvised

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#111

Found The Book My Wife Must've Studied

Found The Book My Wife Must've Studied

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Chelle Jones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the third edition dude.. so much more learned since the last two. Guess you best get studying.

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#112

My Pregnant Wife Asked For A Small Bowl Of Cereal. I Delivered

My Pregnant Wife Asked For A Small Bowl Of Cereal. I Delivered

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#113

My Girlfriend Likes To Pile Clothes On Our Chair. I Turned Them In To This To Teach Her A Lesson

My Girlfriend Likes To Pile Clothes On Our Chair. I Turned Them In To This To Teach Her A Lesson

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#114

Girlfriend Wasn't Too Happy With Our New Bathroom Artwork

Girlfriend Wasn't Too Happy With Our New Bathroom Artwork

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#115

My Husband Sent Me Flowers At Work For My Birthday

My Husband Sent Me Flowers At Work For My Birthday

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Happy Birthday Jess! Here is a Bunch of mutilated plant reproductive organs to show how much I care. p.s. you might wanna remove card B/4 your friends see."

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#116

This Is How Jay Greeted Me At The Airport When He Picked Me Up On Thursday Night

This Is How Jay Greeted Me At The Airport When He Picked Me Up On Thursday Night

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#117

My Husband, The Problem Solver

My Husband, The Problem Solver

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Molly Block
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's really one of those giant black shiny cockroaches we have here in the south, called politely, "Palmetto Bugs" or "Flying Beetles." Beetles my *ss!!

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#118

My Wife Recently Had A Hysterectomy. I Had This Waiting For Her When She Got Home

My Wife Recently Had A Hysterectomy. I Had This Waiting For Her When She Got Home

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#119

So My Boyfriend Told Me He Got Us More Security Cameras Because There Have Been So Many Break-Ins Recently. I Was Pumped Until I Started Finding Our New Cameras....

So My Boyfriend Told Me He Got Us More Security Cameras Because There Have Been So Many Break-Ins Recently. I Was Pumped Until I Started Finding Our New Cameras....

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#120

I Fell Asleep So My Husband Made The Bed Over Me. I Can't

I Fell Asleep So My Husband Made The Bed Over Me. I Can't

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#121

Wife Asked Me To Put All The Toilet Paper We Bought In The Basket

Wife Asked Me To Put All The Toilet Paper We Bought In The Basket

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#122

Awwww. Another Love Note From My Husband

Awwww. Another Love Note From My Husband

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#123

My Wife Was Scrolling Through An Album Of Her Friend's Maternity Photos And Came Across This One. He's Such A Beautiful Mother

My Wife Was Scrolling Through An Album Of Her Friend's Maternity Photos And Came Across This One. He's Such A Beautiful Mother

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#124

My Girlfriend Told Me I'm Not Allowed To Have Any Geeky Stuff Upstairs, It All Goes In The Basement. Never Underestimate A Manchild

My Girlfriend Told Me I'm Not Allowed To Have Any Geeky Stuff Upstairs, It All Goes In The Basement. Never Underestimate A Manchild

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#125

We Are Staging Our Home To Sell. My Husband Is Insistent We Put This In The Bathroom

We Are Staging Our Home To Sell. My Husband Is Insistent We Put This In The Bathroom

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#126

Asked My Husband To Take Care Of A Spider, Went Into Bathroom To Find This

Asked My Husband To Take Care Of A Spider, Went Into Bathroom To Find This

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband gives them names, because if they have a name and their in the house, then they're a pet. I'm not allowed to kill them (cause they catch other bugs). So now we have a tiny tenant that I still have't managed to evict living next to the book case.

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#127

Girlfriend Has Banned Me From Wearing My Recent Purchase To Family Dinner

Girlfriend Has Banned Me From Wearing My Recent Purchase To Family Dinner

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#128

I Asked My Husband To Stop Eating All My Ice Cream In The Middle Of The Night. Well, He Didn't Eat All Of It

I Asked My Husband To Stop Eating All My Ice Cream In The Middle Of The Night. Well, He Didn't Eat All Of It

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#129

Friend Told Her Husband She Was On The Last Case Of Water. What He Brought Home

Friend Told Her Husband She Was On The Last Case Of Water. What He Brought Home

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Lindy Mac
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet that was a truck driving by and they shot the picture for a laugh.

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#130

My Husband Surprised Me With An Embarrassing Sign

My Husband Surprised Me With An Embarrassing Sign

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#131

So, Take It My Husband Doesn’t Like Me Leaving Used Band-Aids Around

So, Take It My Husband Doesn’t Like Me Leaving Used Band-Aids Around

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think anyone in the world wants to see a used band-aid laying around. Put it in the bin!

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#132

This Is My Daily Life: Trevor Puts This Sticker On My Forehead, Holds A Banana Up To My Head And Says “This Is A Stick Up”

This Is My Daily Life: Trevor Puts This Sticker On My Forehead, Holds A Banana Up To My Head And Says “This Is A Stick Up”

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#133

The Card My Husband Made Me For Mother's Day. Blessed Be The Fruit

The Card My Husband Made Me For Mother's Day. Blessed Be The Fruit

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#134

My Wife’s OPT Visa Ran Out Today And She Had To Quit A Good Job. Will Be A Minimum Of 6 Months Before She Can Legally Work Again. And I Cope By Making Jokes. So I Got Her A “Happy Retirement” Gift Bag

My Wife’s OPT Visa Ran Out Today And She Had To Quit A Good Job. Will Be A Minimum Of 6 Months Before She Can Legally Work Again. And I Cope By Making Jokes. So I Got Her A “Happy Retirement” Gift Bag

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#136

I Asked For A Puppy. Meet My Christmas Eve Gift, Fifi

I Asked For A Puppy. Meet My Christmas Eve Gift, Fifi

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VeryDarkMatter
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pets should not be christmas gifts. They too often end up in a shelter after a couple of days or weeks. If you are serious with the responsibility, adopt one from shelter. But don't ask for them as a gift. Just my opinion.

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#139

When Your Witty Husband Comes Downstairs And Says You’ve Taken Shrinking His Clothes To A Whole New Level

When Your Witty Husband Comes Downstairs And Says You’ve Taken Shrinking His Clothes To A Whole New Level

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#140

My Boyfriend Hanging Out With Me

My Boyfriend Hanging Out With Me

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