
“My Boss Told Me I Was Fired As Soon As I Got To Work, Laughed And Walked Off”
It doesn’t matter if you’re a comedic genius, the workplace demands a certain level of professionalism. You need to be able to tell what things you can and cannot joke about. If there are power relations involved, I would say it’s even more important. But the main character of this story could not.
A few days ago, Reddit user –Savathun– made a post on the r/antiwork subreddit about something neither of us would like to experience. Getting fired. But the emotional slump turned into a rollercoaster ride after the boss who brought the bad news later told them it was just an April Fools joke.
However, instead of putting their head down and returning quietly to their desk, –Savathun– refused to put up with this ‘gag’ and took things seriously.
April Fools’ jokes are usually light-hearted and innocent
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But this boss decided to crank it up a notch and tell his employee they’re fired
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While this ordeal is certainly an extreme example, there are many more people who are in a similar predicament as –Savathun– and also want to leave their bosses.
In fact, a poll released in September by the Society for Human Resource Management found that over 40% of U.S. workers were actively searching for a new job (the survey of 1,150 employed Americans was conducted from July 2 to 8).
If you also belong to this category, keep in mind that how you quit matters.
Assuming that your manager isn’t giving you a heart attack for their own amusement, try not to burst into their office or fire them an angry email. Instead, leave your desk and take a walk. Do some quick meditation at your desk or vent your frustrations to a friend.
“All of those things will redirect the thought process for the time being and create a sense of calmness,” Toni Frana, a Destin, Florida-based career coach with FlexJobs, told CNBC.
“Making sure you have a laugh, reminding yourself that how you feel is not permanent, that is what can help the most with staving off those feelings of learned helplessness,” organizational psychologist Melissa Doman added.
But if your job continues to negatively impact your mental health in and outside of work and you can financially afford to quit without another lined up, do so.
Doman suggests being honest with yourself about why you want to quit, and even writing it down.
This will help you to be very clear about your top needs and preferences in a new role when targeting other potential employers. Try to come up with a list of the top five non-negotiable things you need, as well as what you would prefer to have in your next job.
In the end, it’s all about making an informed decision!
Pretty soon, the whole office had learned what was going on
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The Great Resignation and the challenges it has brought are encouraging organizations to rethink their employee retention. Or at the very least, not to allow a whole team to walk away because of one rotten boss.
According to the 2021 Wellbeing Diagnostic Survey that was released by Willis Towers Watson (WTW), although almost all companies had identified burnout as a threat to their workers:
- Less than half (48%) had employee well-being programs.
- Only 26% had adopted and articulated a worker well-being strategy with objectives and goals for each program;
- And only 14% had effectively communicated the strategy and value proposition behind their programs and delivered what they promised.
The survey, which was conducted in October, has a margin of error of +/- 5%.
The survey identified the top two actions respondents plan to take in 2022 or are considering for 2023 to improve the emotional, physical, social and financial wellbeing of workers.
Regina Ihrke, the senior director of health and benefits for WTW, told Forbes that, “Since the pandemic, we have definitely seen well-being have a whole new priority for employers that we expected to emerge pre-pandemic—but the pandemic really accelerated the need for more at a quicker pace.”
This story reads too much like a fantasy that a lot of workers have. The outcome for the OP and their coworkers is too perfect for me to not think this is fake. It’s just missing “and then everyone clapped.”
Exactly what I was thinking. Plus the majority of stories in that sub (and AITA) are known to be fake.
I agree...not buying this at all.
Agreed. It’s embellished and exaggerated at BEST. XD However I’ve started to take these stories (and posts on AITA and the like) as what they are: pure entertainment. I read them the same way I’d read a fiction short story XD
Yep this has to be an April fools story. Ain't no way
Also very easy to identify if it is actually true.
How do you merge a client list you have just destroyed?
By forgetting you wrote that you destroyed it, in the little creative story you just wrote :D
You destroy the one at the company but likely the names/numbers are in your personal phone as well
I'm not sure exactly what he does but I worked for commission in a department store and found out that they were replacing us with more distinguished (I e. older with no retail experience)employees but asked us to train them. Our new manager wanted a different look despite us having great numbers. My trainee informed me that he'd be taking my position and that meant my clients as well. I shredded my client list but kept a notebook and notified each client that I was going to our competitor.
Obviously a copy of the list remains with the fired employee.
Nothing is ever deleted completely. There are backups, and backups of backups.
You save it on your personal computer. Easy to do.
I would imagine the company would have the list somewhere and not leave the employee with the only copy. Could be wrong, as I know nothing of businesses that would have client lists.
April Fools are supposed to be clever, HARMLESS, stories, to see if you can make someone believe something not true. Think BBC's classic "spaghetti harvest" story. Stupid "pranks" are not April Fools. Unfunny bullying is not April Fools. Un-clever punching down is not April Fools. Why do dumb people have to ruin EVERYTHING.
Right? I remember when I was a kid one year my mom bought some party rye and packed my dad's lunch with 6 teeny tiny sandwiches instead of his usual mill worker lunch. We all got a kick out of it. I still chuckle thinking about what my dad said his reaction was upon opening his lunch that day.
My favorite was the one my mom allowed/facilitated me playing on the rest of the family in HS. I loved cooking and baking so we proposed a "backwards" dinner because it would be fun and the rest of the family agreed so I made a meatloaf and a german chocolate cake. But I made the meatloaf in cake pans and used mashed potatoes as frosting and ketchup as raspberry gelee between the layers. I even piped rosettes and a pretty border with colored mashed potatoes. Then I made the cake in the meatloaf pan with raspberry gelee as the ketchup on top and buttercream "mashed potatoes" on the side. My sisters took a big bite out of the "cake" and nearly spit it out when they tasted it. Everyone thought it was hilarious afterwards and were excited but tentative to try the "meatloaf" that was dessert.
I hate pranks but I love this. Its silly and doesnt hurt anyone or the anyone feel dumb
One of my teachers had worked in fashion. I put a bunch of worn-out old shoes under the desk in her office. She rather enjoyed that.
I like trick food pranks. It looks like dessert but its really a savory main dish or it looks like a main dish and its really cake.
Doesn't hurt anyone? Guy probably worked hard and the lunch provided him much needed energy and she just made him miserable for the majority of the day. Easy not to care when you spend all day in the kitchen with access to the fridge. Hunger pangs, haha, funny. Yeah right.
Ok! I went to the library and printed a out copies of Slash ( the guitarist) and taped it to a few of my friends tires and told them it looked like someone slashed their tires lol
This is hilarious lol
That's not harmless, and certainly was dumb. He probably relied on that lunch to get him through the day since he worked hard, and he had to deal with hunger pangs all day. Yeah, really funny. Mom didn't care because she had unlimited access to the fridge because she was in the kitchen all day. That's a disgusting "prank/joke".
This story reads too much like a fantasy that a lot of workers have. The outcome for the OP and their coworkers is too perfect for me to not think this is fake. It’s just missing “and then everyone clapped.”
Exactly what I was thinking. Plus the majority of stories in that sub (and AITA) are known to be fake.
I agree...not buying this at all.
Agreed. It’s embellished and exaggerated at BEST. XD However I’ve started to take these stories (and posts on AITA and the like) as what they are: pure entertainment. I read them the same way I’d read a fiction short story XD
Yep this has to be an April fools story. Ain't no way
Also very easy to identify if it is actually true.
How do you merge a client list you have just destroyed?
By forgetting you wrote that you destroyed it, in the little creative story you just wrote :D
You destroy the one at the company but likely the names/numbers are in your personal phone as well
I'm not sure exactly what he does but I worked for commission in a department store and found out that they were replacing us with more distinguished (I e. older with no retail experience)employees but asked us to train them. Our new manager wanted a different look despite us having great numbers. My trainee informed me that he'd be taking my position and that meant my clients as well. I shredded my client list but kept a notebook and notified each client that I was going to our competitor.
Obviously a copy of the list remains with the fired employee.
Nothing is ever deleted completely. There are backups, and backups of backups.
You save it on your personal computer. Easy to do.
I would imagine the company would have the list somewhere and not leave the employee with the only copy. Could be wrong, as I know nothing of businesses that would have client lists.
April Fools are supposed to be clever, HARMLESS, stories, to see if you can make someone believe something not true. Think BBC's classic "spaghetti harvest" story. Stupid "pranks" are not April Fools. Unfunny bullying is not April Fools. Un-clever punching down is not April Fools. Why do dumb people have to ruin EVERYTHING.
Right? I remember when I was a kid one year my mom bought some party rye and packed my dad's lunch with 6 teeny tiny sandwiches instead of his usual mill worker lunch. We all got a kick out of it. I still chuckle thinking about what my dad said his reaction was upon opening his lunch that day.
My favorite was the one my mom allowed/facilitated me playing on the rest of the family in HS. I loved cooking and baking so we proposed a "backwards" dinner because it would be fun and the rest of the family agreed so I made a meatloaf and a german chocolate cake. But I made the meatloaf in cake pans and used mashed potatoes as frosting and ketchup as raspberry gelee between the layers. I even piped rosettes and a pretty border with colored mashed potatoes. Then I made the cake in the meatloaf pan with raspberry gelee as the ketchup on top and buttercream "mashed potatoes" on the side. My sisters took a big bite out of the "cake" and nearly spit it out when they tasted it. Everyone thought it was hilarious afterwards and were excited but tentative to try the "meatloaf" that was dessert.
I hate pranks but I love this. Its silly and doesnt hurt anyone or the anyone feel dumb
One of my teachers had worked in fashion. I put a bunch of worn-out old shoes under the desk in her office. She rather enjoyed that.
I like trick food pranks. It looks like dessert but its really a savory main dish or it looks like a main dish and its really cake.
Doesn't hurt anyone? Guy probably worked hard and the lunch provided him much needed energy and she just made him miserable for the majority of the day. Easy not to care when you spend all day in the kitchen with access to the fridge. Hunger pangs, haha, funny. Yeah right.
Ok! I went to the library and printed a out copies of Slash ( the guitarist) and taped it to a few of my friends tires and told them it looked like someone slashed their tires lol
This is hilarious lol
That's not harmless, and certainly was dumb. He probably relied on that lunch to get him through the day since he worked hard, and he had to deal with hunger pangs all day. Yeah, really funny. Mom didn't care because she had unlimited access to the fridge because she was in the kitchen all day. That's a disgusting "prank/joke".