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Ah, the comment section—it’s full of life. Sometimes, people there spark conversations about a variety of social issues. Other times, they’re going livid over someone else’s opinion. Or maybe they’re simply enjoying a spicy argument and, of course, grabbing a box of metaphorical popcorn along the way. And when the comments tend to go from plain insulting to inspiring in mere seconds, ​​we’re sure glad they’re there.

Our readers have proven time and again how curious, funny, and wholesome they can be. Some of you commenters offer even better content than the picture itself. To celebrate your creativity and wit, we have compiled a list of some of the best and most upvoted comments we found floating around our page.

We here at Bored Panda love clever humor, and we know that you do too. So continue scrolling, see if yours made the list, and share even more hilarious wisdom under the pics below! Also, be sure to check out Part 1 of this post right here.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i actually agree with with last bit about abortion it should be women that make those decisions or talk about it

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To learn more about witty comments and how to improve our comedy skills, we spoke to Abigail Paul, a standup comedian, improviser, and actress with an irreverent and original comedy brain. Having performed improvisation, standup comedy, and theatre in venues all over Germany, the US, and the EU, she was kind enough to share her thoughts on why people leave comments in the first place.  

“Today’s reader has the advantage over their predecessor that they feel part of the action,” she said. “In comedy, we are always looking to create content that an audience member will relate to, so when someone leaves a fantastic comment on an article or picture, it helps us feel connected, a little less alone.” 

“It shows us that someone else, maybe many people, think the same way we do,” Abigail mentioned. “We take great comfort in not being alone on our ideas.”

The standup comedian revealed that the secret to a successful comment is probably equal parts true and surprising. An unexpected remark “that just has shock value isn’t as highly regarded as one that is embedded in truth.” 

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“In comedy terms, your picture or article you are commenting on is your setup. Your witty comment is the punchline,” she explained. “There are lots of ways to be funny, but a great punchline will usually have excellent use of wordplay, exaggeration, or make an analogy to something else so the reader can maybe see the topic in a new light.” 

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the natives here in the US were more curious than frightened, and look where that got us. It definitely was the right reaction.

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“The most important thing is usually an element of surprise. Good comedy writers use misdirect as well as a magician does. We think we see you going to one place and you go somewhere unexpected. Audiences love a twist,” Abigail said, providing true crime podcasts as an example.

According to her, leaving a comment and letting out a few chuckles helps us bond with others. “Comedy is the most fun thing humans can share (besides pizza),” she said. “The pandemic has forced a lot of comedy experiences online. It hurt live comedy a lot, but new spaces have thrived online because people need to connect and laugh. The upside is you can find ways to be funny at home in your PJs.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

come people wake up she survived all 3 ships sinking am i the only one thinking maybe she sank them all

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Moral of the story: Stick with Violet if you're on a ship together.

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Olivier Caissy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the Japanese guy that survived the Hiroshima bomb and then went home to Nagasaki, he died in 2010.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women on a ship aren't bad luck they said. She'll be useful they said ...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait...... all of them end with "ic"........ *gasp* don't name your boat anything that ends with ic! I feel like I just saw all of the universe's secrets!😄😁

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or if you do get on a ship with Violet, follow her and you will live

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Laura Dawson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She wasn’t a ship nurse - she was a stewardess. That pic was taken during WW1 during her time as a VAD nurse (on land) She had such an interesting & tragic life, surviving death several times with different illness’ that killed her siblings as a child & was victim of many attempted sexual assaults from a child right throughout her time onboard ships.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why we should stop turning mermaids into humans F Ariel

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When she was on the Britannic, she was in one of 2 lifeboats that were lowered without permission. the Britannic's captain tried to beach the rapidly sinking ship, So the propellers were spinning half out of the water. One thing leads to another, and Violet's boat was chopped up in seconds. 30 people died on the Britannic.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After the Olympic, I don't think I would have gotten on another ship.

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Lisa Tetlow
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Violet should have stopped wearing those nurse shoes with spike bottoms.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better moral of the story, if you find yourself on a ship with Violet and it starts sinking hold on to her.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is when the Lord takes care of you, Her time on this earth was not over!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

true she drag you down with her. I hope she still got paid

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Milo Murphey's great great great great grandmother.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does the titanic get all the fame? I've never heard of the other two sinking.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She survived all three? If I end up on a ship with her, I'm sticking to her like gum on a shoe.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Violet had a mission to complete here on earth! God made sure she lived. There should be a book written about her or a nice long story! As a nurse, I'd love to read it!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's the Evil Leaper from Quantum Leap S5. Setting wrong what once went right.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh ok...now everythings is clear...not Miss Unsinkable...but Miss Jinx for Everyone Else...

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If you want to improve at writing clever comments online, you need to practice. “Comedy is a skill,” Abigail told us. “The more you write, the better you usually get.” But it’s important “not to get too precious about your work. Notice which clever comments you are writing get lots of likes or replies, and see if you can dissect why that comment is working.” 

“If something isn’t working, don’t worry too much about why. A lot of good writing is throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.” She advised you to focus on what works and try to replicate your own formula. “Also - edit. Are there any words you can take out, but the comment is still really funny? Then do. The more concise you are, the better it is for your reader.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't they have cliff sensors? Mine does. Won't even come within 30cm of a step 1cm high.

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Abigail is now busy with her new organization in Frankfurt called English Comedy Frankfurt, aiming to bring fun shows with diverse audiences and comedians. So if you want some tips on writing for standup, be sure to check out her website and follow her work on Twitter.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And some of the assholes who screamed abuse at a little girl are still alive, too.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like that one little square in a rubik's cube that you just can't match!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is the 4th or 5th time I have seen this pic on BP so far lol

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not an inventor of that... thing, it's Sam Chui, aviation journalist, yet someone wishes him everything the worst. That's... not nice.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I rememebr already laughing at this at the original post and now for the second round: bwahahaha

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Without being sarcastic, I'd like to say that I'm surprised... and a little proud to be featured in this post.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do it every chance i get. Now i obviously have gained a "i will sitt on you" face, because people know to move. I use it to do good for other people who do not have the power yet.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny and all but this is not true. Poland has the same walking pedestrian sign as other countries (going into direction of Germany ;)). The one on the picture is used in place where people are not allow to enter.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like puns that are terrible. People that turn their nose up at these need to Czech their privilege.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure that's a photo inside Air Horse One. That's how they transport horses around the world for events like the Melbourne cup or the Olympics. The horses have their own grooms and companion animals to keep them happy during the flight.

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