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Tobias Rieper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i actually agree with with last bit about abortion it should be women that make those decisions or talk about it

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Red Pantone
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is Tobias. Tobias has his s**t clear. Be like Tobias. Thank you mate!

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Walking On Sunshine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men need to keep their nasty noses out of women's private parts. The end.

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Aonyx Fulgens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Janice, a father can certainly keep the child if they can carry it to term.

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Karen Grace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect answer.... it's those same men saying sit down and shut up the want to take control over our bodies.

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Wat Tyler's Revenge
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Here's the dirty secret, you do already. If you have to get an abortion, it means you lacked control over your body (and I'm not talking about rape/incest).

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DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100% on the abortion part. Sadly I live in a country where it is illegal and only permitted if it will "save the life of the woman".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women and children r very often victims of War including rape as a weapon of War.

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Veronica Sjöberg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The day men (or people without a uterus) can go through pregnancy and give birth they can have a say in the matter. Until then - nope. And I understand that it could feel "unfair" if you are the one without a uterus and made someone pregnant. Maybe it's your partner and you want to make the decision together. Maybe you want a child and it's unfair that someone else takes away that chance. But regardless it's still not _you_ who would be growing a parasite (because that's how it feels like when you are pregnant and don't want to be) and risk your health, maybe even your life. It's not _you_ who will sacrifice your body and/or struggle mentally. Pregnancy and childbirth are incredible hard things. If you think you have a say in that you don't realize how hard and scary that is.

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Then don't let them in! Show some personal responsibility before abortion becomes an option.

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Jean Peterson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's amazing how angry men get when they have never had their rights questioned about anything. They are born believing that these rights are theirs simply because they were born. If you feel so strongly that rights shouldn't be questioned, then who are you to ever question a woman's rights. A woman's rights to vote, work, equal pay, and the right to do as she wishes to her own body. If we're getting rid of abortion rights then I say mandatory vasectomies at puberty, until you get married of course, and with consent from your wife.

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Michael Fuhry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both of these responses are spot on. And the burn coming off of Colonel Olson's comment is very satisfying.

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Cat Crazy Lady
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw your picture and kind of thought emo. Which is very judgmental of me and it made me feel both mean and old. Lucky for me it said emo almost right away on your profile. (Still judged though) I checked cause I was wondering if the person in the picture might have been someone I recognized. Yes, it can be a wonderful place when you don't get judgemental like I just did. Really love the variety of people on bored panda! Emo was never meant as an insult though, just so you know that and don't take it the wrong way.

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Rainy Day Wolf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

where are the pro-lifers when a woman's kid is being sent to war??

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Kim Lorton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gentlemen, sit down, while we women discuss abortion and war. Your sperm only make a deposit, then run. When it comes to the oven of life, we are the ones baking the bread.

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Na Schi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's be honest: if men were the ones to get pregnant, this decision wouldn't exist at all! In this case no debate would happen because it would be clear that they would have every right to decide over their own body. Bestowing anyone who dare to say different with a pity glance and a shake of their head about the ridiculous opinion that their body autonomy could belong to anybody else than themselves.

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Walking On Sunshine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a thought: if your "relationship" is in such a spot that you're considering an abortion, it's definitely not ready for an unwanted pregnancy. If you have a good relationship, you discuss these things together.

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Cathy Carey
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women are affected by war as much as men, SO; what this means is that when we serve, it's willingly - now that we are ALLOWED BY YOU MEN to serve instead of just sending our sons and husbands. Just like voting, remember when you guys wouldn't let us vote. You know, now that I think about it most of the worlds problems are probably because men wouldn't allow women to participate or give any input in certain matters. Just stop and think about that a minute now. Men ruling it over women, most of you treating us like sex objects and as less than, not paying us equal pay for equal work, etc., etc., etc., etc. Please feel free to add to the list.

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Jean Peterson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People fail to remember that with pregnancy and giving birth your odds are much higher for maternal death or other complications than for men joining the military. When men join the military they have the option of leaving whenever they want, oh they do that all the time with their kids too. They get praise, salaries, education, and pensions. Yet women will always have to struggle and fight harder for our rights from some meathead all because he was born with a penis. Pull your heads out of your asses and and actually think about what gives you the right to tell ANYONE what to do with their body???

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Na Schi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Already posted this, but worth to put it up front: Let's be honest: if men were the ones to get pregnant, this decision wouldn't exist at all! In this case no debate would happen because it would be clear that they would have every right to decide over their own body. Bestowing anyone who dare to say different with a pity glance and a shake of their head about the ridiculous opinion that their body autonomy could belong to anybody else than themselves.

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Jill Bussey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have seen the first part many times, but it achieved stardom with the final lines.

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P.A.B.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let’s make some penis laws (REAL PENAL CODES), and see how that goes over! 👀

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Kanuli
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it kinda shocking that many here seem to believe you can only get pregnant from unprotected intercourse. Maybe read up about pearl index?

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CASEY
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wish men could somehow give birth...how many would take up on it? 3% maaaaybe :/

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Cat Crazy Lady
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many down votes here. I will probably get many by saying this.. But if someone in a respectful manner share their opinions here. Do they have to get downvoted? Would be better to down vote *ssholes who treat other people poorly rather than sharing opinions (again, in a respectful manner)

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Marina Rocha
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually agree that they are the ones that should be discussing the mandatory draft. It absolutely should not be mandatory. Their bodies, their rules.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would have been helpful during Roe vs. Wade being overturned...

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Salty Wild Hair
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol I bet there are 10 women in a 20 mile radius of that man that have been to war. And I bet he never will. Also we havent had a draft since Vietnam, so...there is that. This guy is a Beta with a pop on Alpha personality when women are present.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you can create life then you can have a opinion about it. We wouldn't be anywhere without both sexes. Women cannot get pregnant alone.

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Stephanie Keith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll say men can have an opinion. As they should be heard and not dismissed. They should not have control or the final say regardless of their opinion. Does that make sense? All of our opinions, thoughts, and feelings on any issue should be heard. The problem is men are having the final say in the matter and their opinion and what they want to happen is what's going on. Which is not cool. You can have an opinion and be heard while allowing the other party do what they want to do. That's called respect. Everyone's opinion matters in away. So I don't like the phrase no uterus no opinion. It should be no uterus, no control. That allows everyone to be heard but understanding that the final decision is up to the woman and only her. It can be that way if everyone gets along and has respect for each other.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, i get that it seems fair that everyone gets to have an opinion. But is it really fair or equal? I can see many issues with men having opinions regarding abortion. How do we know it stay at just speaking their mind? Women are still suppressed in our society. The majority of victims of abuse and domestic violence are women. If we make it a right that men get to have an opinion on abortion we can control that right. That could mean women could be forced to let the man who got them pregnant know, and that's putting her in even more risk. Giving men an opinion (even if it's not the final say) is increasing risks for women who already are in a difficult position. The benefit is not greater compared to the risk.

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Katherine Boag
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just a note: trans men and some nonbinary people can also get pregnant. Cis men should sit down and be quiet about abortion still.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In order to discuss abortion both men and women have to 'stand up' ( as opposed to 'sit down') as it has taken both a man and a woman to be in that situation.

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Jessica Hope Hunter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But it's not just her body, it's also the child within her's body; the child doesn't get to decide if it is born or killed. How is that okay? Is it the child's fault that at least one of their parents made the decisions they did? Also, abortion often leads to ptsd, and many women are forced to do it by the dad, or other family members. So, not only is the child killed, but the woman often suffers as well. Just some things to think about...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a woman has control over her body, then a man should have control over his wallet.

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Brad Mitchell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet that colonel lady is really efficient at cooking and cleaning and sex because of all the discipline she got at military school

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone in this is just sexist. Didn't think it was supposed to be funny.

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J C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trans men exist. I am one. I've had an abortion. Sit down and let people who understand that anyone with a uterus can have an abortion speak.

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This Guy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But how many male babies have been aborted, or should I say murdered? So, yes, we should be able to talk about it. I hear all of this, "My body my choice," but it's not your body that you are literally murdering!

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Marie Dahme
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In India and China female babies are aborted not males. In fact there are males in China than females. Many poor Chinese farmers get their wives illegally from North Korean brokers basically sex trafficking. So I’m not sure I understand your logic how male babies are aborted when worldwide it’s generally female babies being aborted. I wrote several paragraphs WAY way up top discussing why this should be primarily a woman’s choice not a man’s.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Abortion is WRONG. No one should ever be given the choice to legally murder their own child. When a women is pregnant the baby inside her is in her body but is not her body. That child is a seperate being and because of that "my body my choice" means nothing because that childs body is not her own. I understand that women have faces sexism in the past, but that doesnt mean women have the right to murder children. People are people. Why does it matter if they are unborn are born. People have gone to far in the search of "equality." I know children are a huge responsibility but that doesnt mean they should be put to death. What goves anyone on this Earth the right to decide who lives and who dies. The thought of the countless children murdered yearly from abortions truly depresses me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just because it’s wrong for YOU does not give you the right to decide that for every woman. It’s not that children are a huge responsibility, it’s a medical condition that can endanger a Woman’s life. Whether she was using protection, or a woman was raped or preadolescent is impregnated due to incest or a woman gets pregnant and her doctor discusses with her how this could kill her because she has a pacemaker…or maybe the man wore a condom and it broke: it is no one’s decision but a woman and her doctor. Are you medically trained to understand all the possible millions of complications that can happen due to pregnancy? No I thought not. While that fetus is barely a viable zygote, it’s not a child. It’s a cluster of cells going thru mitosis. Lol. While you’re concerned about the countless of children murdered from abortions yearly as you say…why aren’t you thinking about the hundreds of thousands of children in foster care born to parents who had them knowing they were unable to

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, because not having a vagina means you can't fight murder... Somehow... /s

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wanna say- some gentlemen can give birth (trans mascs like me), so certain gentlemen do give birth. And they are the only men who have a right to speak. (Basically- if you don't have a uterus, sit the f**k down. It's not hard.)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is pointless. The comment obviously refers to "women" as in female humans, sex not gender. Your kind of comments just make it more dificult for afab people to abort.

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Apple might disagree with you as they have just come out with the "pregnant man" emoji. I disagree with Apple because of biology and, I disagree with you because both males and females can be aborted. So, I will NOT sit down.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s mainly the females issue. And the girls who might have been raped would have their lives changed forever. Where is the rapper when the female gives birth?

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Yeah cause men don't care about there offspring right?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then that's a decision between the person who is pregnant, and the person who made them pregnant. Or a discussion, at the least. But at the end of it all, it's decided by the person who's body is being invaded, and definitely not the governments.

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As for the last one, eat a d**k. I'll not tell you it doesn't hurt, but killing a baby... Nah, that's not only gonna be your choice. Child support sure as f**k has never been ours.

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You sound bitter. This is awesome. You literally make a point for us.

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Well, since both males and females can be aborted, I will NOT sit down. It is everyone's issue.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"What about me?" "Everything needs to be a out me". Now we are talking about something important, its not the time for this.

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Oh. The woman is in control of her body...except when she allows herself to become pregnant. The man has no say if she should or should not abort....then he is expected to financially support the child. He can be involved when he owes money, not when he took a role in creating the life. Yes, its in her body. But he put it there. He has rights and it is his business. Untill women conceive without men, including their sperm, then it can strictly a woman issue.

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I've never even witnessed a murder. I know it still shouldn't happen

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the last one is wrong. without man a woman can not get pregnant. sperm is needed for ALL pregnancies. if a man has sex with a woman and she gets pregnant then he is very much involved in all discussions

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it isn’t. Because it isn’t about a father having no right to be involved in discussion. Of course he has the right to his opinion. What he doesn’t have is the right to choose if the woman does or doesn’t go through with a pregnancy nor to opt out of his responsibility if her decision is to have the child. In any case, the point being made is that lawmakers should not have the right to make it illegal for a woman to choose not to continue an unwanted pregnancy provided she makes the decision early enough. Would you support a law that if a man doesn’t want to be a father then the mother is forced to have an abortion?

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Just because they havent drafted women YET doesn't mean they won't. Stupid though. Same reason you don't shoot female animals. Population growth.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are you writing in here? Are you high? Female animals? Population... What?!

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Everyone has the right to state an opinion on anything. No person has the right to monopolize a conversation.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly! Men need to stop monopolizing their control over our bodies.

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No one person or group has the right to monopolize a conversation.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody is talking about conversations, dingus. It's about men passing horrible laws

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Well, the natives here in the US were more curious than frightened, and look where that got us. It definitely was the right reaction.

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come people wake up she survived all 3 ships sinking am i the only one thinking maybe she sank them all

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't they have cliff sensors? Mine does. Won't even come within 30cm of a step 1cm high.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And some of the assholes who screamed abuse at a little girl are still alive, too.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like that one little square in a rubik's cube that you just can't match!

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I think this is the 4th or 5th time I have seen this pic on BP so far lol

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not an inventor of that... thing, it's Sam Chui, aviation journalist, yet someone wishes him everything the worst. That's... not nice.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I rememebr already laughing at this at the original post and now for the second round: bwahahaha

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Without being sarcastic, I'd like to say that I'm surprised... and a little proud to be featured in this post.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do it every chance i get. Now i obviously have gained a "i will sitt on you" face, because people know to move. I use it to do good for other people who do not have the power yet.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny and all but this is not true. Poland has the same walking pedestrian sign as other countries (going into direction of Germany ;)). The one on the picture is used in place where people are not allow to enter.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like puns that are terrible. People that turn their nose up at these need to Czech their privilege.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure that's a photo inside Air Horse One. That's how they transport horses around the world for events like the Melbourne cup or the Olympics. The horses have their own grooms and companion animals to keep them happy during the flight.

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