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Lulu Gets Fired From CIA Because She Would Rather Play Than Sniff Bombs
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Lulu Gets Fired From CIA Because She Would Rather Play Than Sniff Bombs

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They say everyone has their calling, and Lulu the pup proves that it also applies to dogs. The CIA has released a “pupdate” that it had to make the tough decision to drop the 18-month-old labrador from their bomb-sniffing program. The reason? Turns out, Lulu just… wasn’t into it.

“We’re sad to announce that a few weeks into training, Lulu began to show signs that she wasn’t interested in detecting explosive odors,” the CIA wrote. “Sometimes a pup is bored and needs more playtime, sometimes they need a little break, or it’s a minor medical condition a like a food allergy. But for some dogs, like Lulu, it becomes clear that the issue isn’t temporary. Instead, this just isn’t the job they are meant for.”

“When a pup is removed or retires from our K9 program, the handler & their family is given the chance to adopt them and many do.” This was also the case for the pacifist labrador who couldn’t give a tail wag for serving its country. Lulu was adopted by her handler and is now enjoying her days playing with his kids or sniffing out rabbits and squirrels in the backyard. “We’ll miss Lulu, but this was the right decision for her,” the CIA concluded.

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The CIA has released a “pupdate” that it had to make a tough decision

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Alusair Alustriel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awesome to see they didn't deem Lulu a worthless K9 and just tossed her away, but treated her as a employee. Happy to see she got a caring and loving home :) Each doggo is different and people have to aknowledge that! :)

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Katie Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of our greyhounds is with us because she hated running. Turns out she's just stubborn and refuses to do what she doesn't want to. She LOVES chasing but only on her terms. She's the best pet.

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Also Ansinfer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, bomb sniffing never pays you enough to make up for all those lost sunny afternoons on the lawn with the chew toy.

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Lu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Lulu could teach us humans a thing or two.

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Deneille Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lu you should have a dog named lulu it would be the mini me version of your name :)

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Sasha Bharti
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that they give the handlers the opportunity to adopt the dogs they have been caring/working With ! Unfortunately many police /army forces have failed and old dogs put down like they mean nothing!

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M O'Connell
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It may be unfortunate, but certain military and law-enforcement K9s have deeply rooted training that would make them unsuitable, or perhaps even dangerous as pets in their later years. It is unfortunate, but the government simply couldn't take on the liability that would put them under.

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Wanda Queen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kudos to the CIA for handing their dogs with so much respect. I'm glad to hear that Lulu is in an environment that makes her happy, now.

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Logan 2440
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100s of dogs get kicked out of various jobs every day. Guide dog trainees, police, security. Once dog doesnt perform that is it. But You would be happy to have proper k9 at the airport instead of cuddly buddy hm;)?

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Aunt Messy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They LOVE cute little dogs at airports, especially for searching out agricultural products or people smuggling food. There was a famous little cocker spaniel who used to walk the customs lines in Toronto that no one found scary at all. She was single pawedly responsible for finding more contraband than any of the other dogs. ... She was trained to sit when she smelled anything off, and everyone just assumed she wanted a pet. Little did they know....

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Ok Ha-Neul
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this post is sweeter that 20 pounds of chocolate (i'm hungry ) i wanna play with lulu and her new friend :)

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Aoki
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How sweet that she was adopted by her handler 😄

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SJ_Panda_love
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lulu is so adorable. She looks like most innocent dog ever. My dog is interested in sniffing out human crotches only. It works like charms when you have un-invited guests!

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Isabel Tamayo
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe Lulu's calling is inside a home. Being part of a family. That is a big responsibility too!

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Meeow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who want to sniff bombs for a living? Good choice LuLu!!

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ESL
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lulu is more self-aware about her life and career trajectories than most of us humans!

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Fbomb
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adobable puppy, much better suited to cuddles than booms. My Malinmutt's mom was a washout of K9 duty too. He's all about protecting and loving.

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lindsayaotter
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lulu you are better off, it seems that playing with bombs just doesn't seem good.

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Aurelia Grey
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine that for every five Lulu's, who are not suited for the job, there are twenty dogs that'd take our breath away with their skills, aptitude's and training.

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eddiehimself
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If our little pupper also called Lulu was half as good at sniffing out bombs as she is at finding discarded tennis balls on her walks, there probably wouldn't be any problem with hidden bombs ever again lol.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"the pacifist labrador who couldn’t give a tail wag for serving its country.". Is it really your country if you aren't even aware it exists? Glad to see when a gentle nature wins out.

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Karin Parker
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she is wonderful and will make a good, very good, companion for anyone. Congratulations Lulu in making sure you want your life not theirs. Happy days

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Karin Parker
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for you Lulu showing what life you want and it certainly wasn't theirs. Happy life Lulu enjoy.

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Nathalie Hidalgo
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yay Lulu! Survival of the fittest! I hear she was adopted by her trainer.

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Pi...
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lulu pooh! Awww I'm so glad u get to just be a dog, as nature intended!

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Mag
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People don't get this kind of treatment, hilarious xD

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Rebekah
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't it be great if this could work for humans? Hey, you don't like this job, and you're bored, so just head on home and be happy. #luluenvy

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Helen Burgess
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We're sad to announce that a few weeks into training, Lulu began to show signs that she wasn't interested in detecting explosive odors," the CIA wrote. in other news: rabbits don't really like having their eyes poked with mascara wands. that dog is such a beauty! have fun, friend!

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Katrina Burch
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6 years ago

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Did you even read the story?! She WAS.NOT.FIRED! She was RETIRED due to not being interested in detection (that does not mean she refused, just wasn't happy doing it). Please read the story before writing things.

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awesome to see they didn't deem Lulu a worthless K9 and just tossed her away, but treated her as a employee. Happy to see she got a caring and loving home :) Each doggo is different and people have to aknowledge that! :)

katieanddustin avatar
Katie Smith
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of our greyhounds is with us because she hated running. Turns out she's just stubborn and refuses to do what she doesn't want to. She LOVES chasing but only on her terms. She's the best pet.

singeralan avatar
Also Ansinfer
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, bomb sniffing never pays you enough to make up for all those lost sunny afternoons on the lawn with the chew toy.

luyendao avatar
Lu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Lulu could teach us humans a thing or two.

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Deneille Smith
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lu you should have a dog named lulu it would be the mini me version of your name :)

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sashabharti avatar
Sasha Bharti
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that they give the handlers the opportunity to adopt the dogs they have been caring/working With ! Unfortunately many police /army forces have failed and old dogs put down like they mean nothing!

moconnell avatar
M O'Connell
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It may be unfortunate, but certain military and law-enforcement K9s have deeply rooted training that would make them unsuitable, or perhaps even dangerous as pets in their later years. It is unfortunate, but the government simply couldn't take on the liability that would put them under.

Load More Replies...
wanda_queen avatar
Wanda Queen
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kudos to the CIA for handing their dogs with so much respect. I'm glad to hear that Lulu is in an environment that makes her happy, now.

logan2440 avatar
Logan 2440
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100s of dogs get kicked out of various jobs every day. Guide dog trainees, police, security. Once dog doesnt perform that is it. But You would be happy to have proper k9 at the airport instead of cuddly buddy hm;)?

onemessylady avatar
Aunt Messy
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They LOVE cute little dogs at airports, especially for searching out agricultural products or people smuggling food. There was a famous little cocker spaniel who used to walk the customs lines in Toronto that no one found scary at all. She was single pawedly responsible for finding more contraband than any of the other dogs. ... She was trained to sit when she smelled anything off, and everyone just assumed she wanted a pet. Little did they know....

Load More Replies...
okha-neul avatar
Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this post is sweeter that 20 pounds of chocolate (i'm hungry ) i wanna play with lulu and her new friend :)

naitomea avatar
Aoki
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How sweet that she was adopted by her handler 😄

sanchit-mit2006 avatar
SJ_Panda_love
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lulu is so adorable. She looks like most innocent dog ever. My dog is interested in sniffing out human crotches only. It works like charms when you have un-invited guests!

sabtamayo1990 avatar
Isabel Tamayo
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe Lulu's calling is inside a home. Being part of a family. That is a big responsibility too!

sassybooie avatar
Meeow
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who want to sniff bombs for a living? Good choice LuLu!!

anaroberta avatar
ESL
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lulu is more self-aware about her life and career trajectories than most of us humans!

alex_58 avatar
Fbomb
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adobable puppy, much better suited to cuddles than booms. My Malinmutt's mom was a washout of K9 duty too. He's all about protecting and loving.

mrslindsayloo avatar
lindsayaotter
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lulu you are better off, it seems that playing with bombs just doesn't seem good.

aurelia-grey avatar
Aurelia Grey
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine that for every five Lulu's, who are not suited for the job, there are twenty dogs that'd take our breath away with their skills, aptitude's and training.

eddiehimself avatar
eddiehimself
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If our little pupper also called Lulu was half as good at sniffing out bombs as she is at finding discarded tennis balls on her walks, there probably wouldn't be any problem with hidden bombs ever again lol.

captaindash avatar
Full Name
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"the pacifist labrador who couldn’t give a tail wag for serving its country.". Is it really your country if you aren't even aware it exists? Glad to see when a gentle nature wins out.

karin_parker_505 avatar
Karin Parker
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she is wonderful and will make a good, very good, companion for anyone. Congratulations Lulu in making sure you want your life not theirs. Happy days

karin_parker_505 avatar
Karin Parker
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for you Lulu showing what life you want and it certainly wasn't theirs. Happy life Lulu enjoy.

peruchipac avatar
Nathalie Hidalgo
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yay Lulu! Survival of the fittest! I hear she was adopted by her trainer.

pun-in-wunderland avatar
Pi...
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lulu pooh! Awww I'm so glad u get to just be a dog, as nature intended!

magdalenamag avatar
Mag
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People don't get this kind of treatment, hilarious xD

mebeka avatar
Rebekah
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't it be great if this could work for humans? Hey, you don't like this job, and you're bored, so just head on home and be happy. #luluenvy

heburgess avatar
Helen Burgess
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We're sad to announce that a few weeks into training, Lulu began to show signs that she wasn't interested in detecting explosive odors," the CIA wrote. in other news: rabbits don't really like having their eyes poked with mascara wands. that dog is such a beauty! have fun, friend!

katrina_3 avatar
Katrina Burch
Community Member
6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Did you even read the story?! She WAS.NOT.FIRED! She was RETIRED due to not being interested in detection (that does not mean she refused, just wasn't happy doing it). Please read the story before writing things.

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