The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.
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Wrap Around Spider, Named For Its Ability To Flatten And Wrap Its Body Around Tree Limbs
This Snake Covered In Ticks
These Plants Look Like Tiny Hands
The Skeleton Of A Puffer Fish Is Pretty Metal
Deer Skull After Sitting In Water For Over A Year
Pic Of Two Plump Pigeons Perched On The Ledge But Ended Up Getting A Picture Of Two Massive Pigeons Looking For Their Car
She Just Forgot To Draw Them That Morning
Hey Pandas, What's The Thing You've Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out It's Actually Weird?
On long road trips, my parents would tell my brother and I that if we closed our eyes, we'd get there faster. Believing them, we would close our eyes and eventually fall alseep. Magically, when we woke up we were almost there, and parents got a nice quiet drive with no kids fighting! Well played parents. Well played.
Also used to think the windshield wipers magically knew when it was time to clear the windshield. Wasn't til I started driving that I learned about intermittent wipers.
This Picture Was On My Pasta Box. What Did They Do To Her?!
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