Answer To: Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

Trump solution: build a wall around the shelf and declare that the dishes have fallen because of illegal aliens. Clinton solution: send an official email through your own server, have it leaked, have this discovered by FBI, blame FBI for not solving...

Trump solution: build a wall around the shelf and declare that the dishes have fallen because of illegal aliens. Clinton solution: send an official email through your own server, have it leaked,...

Answer To: Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

The political solution: declare it to be a problem of the next generation. Tell you children that this is how life is. (Rant at them still if they open the door and remind them of their "generational responsibility".)

The political solution: declare it to be a problem of the next generation. Tell you children that this is how life is. (Rant at them still if they open the door...

Answer To: Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

The Tolkien solution: get a bunch of dwarves, feed them well, and then tell them it is time to clean up. Open the door. Even though it looks improbably, no dishes will be broken. And they will be super clean afterwards,...

The Tolkien solution: get a bunch of dwarves, feed them well, and then tell them it is time to clean up. Open the door. Even though it looks improbably, no dishes...

Answer To: Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

The Bored Panda solution: watch pictures of cute animals until you are in a good mood. Open the door and see the mess, be devastated. Read stories about nice humans helping animals. Be glad again. (Go shopping for new dishes.)

The Bored Panda solution: watch pictures of cute animals until you are in a good mood. Open the door and see the mess, be devastated. Read stories about nice humans helping...

Answer To: Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

The theoreticist solution: define the plates to be unbreakable. Open the door savely.

The theoreticist solution: define the plates to be unbreakable. Open the door savely.

Answer To: Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

The Jigsaw puzzle champion solution: buy much glue suitable for ceramics. Open the door quickly. Have fun for hours!

The Jigsaw puzzle champion solution: buy much glue suitable for ceramics. Open the door quickly. Have fun for hours!

Answer To: Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

The misanthropist solution: call someone else without showing him what is wrong, glue his or her hand to the door, then leave. Rant at him or her if you hear cracking sounds.

The misanthropist solution: call someone else without showing him what is wrong, glue his or her hand to the door, then leave. Rant at him or her if you hear cracking...

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