Marin Oewns
Marin Oewns • upvoted 7 items 3 years ago

Someone Noticed These Cookbooks Have Very Weird Covers, And Now The Whole Twitter Is Shook
A man hugging the woman he's with from behind? That's sexist! When one of my old girlfriends hugged me (a guy) from behind? Well, that was sexist too! Good lord, BoredPanda actually had a post praising an online cartoon, wherein one of the running jokes was that the woman liked to peg the man. Of course everyone on Bored Panda thought that was great, and actually I found it amusing too. But if you love that how can you be mad at a man hugging a woman from behind? The woman ramming a dildo in the dude's anus is fine, but the man hugging her from behind is some sort of horrible subjugation of women? This is why people voted for Trump. This is why most men hate the Democratic Party. Not me, I'm a man who strongly disfavors Trump, voted for Hillary and votes Democratic. But this is why men vote for Trump, stupid shit like this.

Someone Noticed These Cookbooks Have Very Weird Covers, And Now The Whole Twitter Is Shook
If you really wanted a "real" photo of couples cooking, you'd have them both chopping or stirring while also simultaneously pinching each other's behinds. Well, that's how it works in our house anyway...

Someone Noticed These Cookbooks Have Very Weird Covers, And Now The Whole Twitter Is Shook
A man hugging the woman he's with from behind? That's sexist! When one of my old girlfriends hugged me (a guy) from behind? Well, that was sexist too! Good lord, BoredPanda actually had a post praising an online cartoon, wherein one of the running jokes was that the woman liked to peg the man. Of course everyone on Bored Panda thought that was great, and actually I found it amusing too. But if you love that how can you be mad at a man hugging a woman from behind? The woman ramming a dildo in the dude's anus is fine, but the man hugging her from behind is some sort of horrible subjugation of women? This is why people voted for Trump. This is why most men hate the Democratic Party. Not me, I'm a man who strongly disfavors Trump, voted for Hillary and votes Democratic. But this is why men vote for Trump, stupid shit like this.

Someone Noticed These Cookbooks Have Very Weird Covers, And Now The Whole Twitter Is Shook
If you really wanted a "real" photo of couples cooking, you'd have them both chopping or stirring while also simultaneously pinching each other's behinds. Well, that's how it works in our house anyway...

Someone Noticed These Cookbooks Have Very Weird Covers, And Now The Whole Twitter Is Shook
It says "FOR TWO" right on the cover. Settle down and stop desperately looking for something to be enraged about.

Someone Noticed These Cookbooks Have Very Weird Covers, And Now The Whole Twitter Is Shook
Yeah, couples spending time together is dumb and unproductive.

Someone Noticed These Cookbooks Have Very Weird Covers, And Now The Whole Twitter Is Shook
It's because Girls don't know how to use a chopper 😁

Someone Noticed These Cookbooks Have Very Weird Covers, And Now The Whole Twitter Is Shook
Guys suck at cutting vegetables. They always end up having the knife slip and cutting themselves. I think it would be much safer and more sanitary to have a female cut the vegetables and have the guy do something else

Someone Noticed These Cookbooks Have Very Weird Covers, And Now The Whole Twitter Is Shook
Unfortunately, my wife and I are close to killing each other if we cook together. There's no way I'd get that close to her when she's cutting something. My survivial insticts won't let me.
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