SlightlyBurntWaffle
SlightlyBurntWaffle • commented on 15 posts 2 years ago

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
In first class?! Why are people this gross. The flight attendants come around with trash bags at some point, don’t they? Can’t people be clean??!

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
I’d stick my gum on their foot. I’m vicious when it comes to personal space

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
In first class?! Why are people this gross. The flight attendants come around with trash bags at some point, don’t they? Can’t people be clean??!

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
I’d stick my gum on their foot. I’m vicious when it comes to personal space

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
Just asking: are you a Monday person? If I had to pick a day of the week for my username I’d choose kin youbi

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
I just threw up..

32 Times Pizza Places Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests
There actually a good artist!

50 Mom Memes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard It Will Wake Up Your Kids
My brother always asks me to tell him a ‘scary story’ I don’t do it because last time I told him a scary story he wouldn’t go to bed or go in a room by himself. Whenever I refuse to tell him a story he says I’m the worst sister ever.

30 Times Cats Cracked Us Up
Here’s my crazy cat experience. Moved, lost my cat. Put up missing pet posters. Looked in pet shelters, everywhere, and I can’t find my cat. One week later, I go to the storage unit and hear a meow. Cat was INSIDE our old couch. She was there for a week! We were really sad but this story has become something my family tells all visitors

50 Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Said That We Do Not Recommend Reading Alone (New Tweets)
When I was little, I started speaking 'gibberish' for some words even though I knew the English words. Years later I have Polish friends and realize the 'gibberish' words my mom couldn't understand weren't gibberish at all. It was Polish.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird
I used to think peanuts in Coke was gross but I tried it and it’s really good!

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird
I’m sorry your brother threatened you. That’s really sad that you had to go through that, and your family shrugged it off. I hope you’re doing better now! 🙂

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird
In some cultures babies and young children eat a rice mush with milk... not sure if that’s what your talking about though.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird
Ice cream trucks don’t come on my street

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird
SAME. HERE. Only now reading this, I realize that’s not supposed to happen? ALL MY LIFE I’VE BEEN EATING BANANAS AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS NORMAL!!!

30 Times People Experienced Pareidolia In The Most Unexpected Places
That is literally the CUTEST thing I have ever seen!!!

30 Times People Experienced Pareidolia In The Most Unexpected Places
SO pretty!
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SlightlyBurntWaffle
SlightlyBurntWaffle • upvoted 25 items 2 years ago

My 43 Comics About Hilariously Relatable Everyday Situations
Why are you quoting the Petassholes.

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
People who stick their filthy, smelly bare feet all over other people's spaces should be put on a permanent no-fly list.

My 43 Comics About Hilariously Relatable Everyday Situations
Why are you quoting the Petassholes.

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
People who stick their filthy, smelly bare feet all over other people's spaces should be put on a permanent no-fly list.

I Spend Days Looking For Sea Treasures On The Beach And Here Are 38 Most Interesting Things I've Found
That is a truly gorgeous design. Simple and functional, but quite a bit of detail obviously went into the manufacture.

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
I really want someone to roundhouse kick him in the face. Please.

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
No, be sneakier than that! Open the tray table, stuff the hair in it, and shut it again. I did this once when the idiot shoved her greasy hair in my face twice. There was yelling. How was I to know her hair could get caught in the hinges? ;-)

My 43 Comics About Hilariously Relatable Everyday Situations
I would rather have bagels than bacon. Bring on the carbs!

My 43 Comics About Hilariously Relatable Everyday Situations
she deepthroated the entire sandwich like those are some mad skills there ma'am

My 43 Comics About Hilariously Relatable Everyday Situations
Every man ever.

My 43 Comics About Hilariously Relatable Everyday Situations
Oh PETA concentrating on things that actually have nothing to do with animals while killing the ones that don't get adopted and then trying to make everyone else feel bad.... great company that is

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
You. Are. An. Evil.Genius!!!!!!!

My 43 Comics About Hilariously Relatable Everyday Situations
Remember that episode when Phineas and Ferb get busted by Candace and are sent to a camp by their mom where they lose their creativity and become weird and lifeless but it turns out to be Candace's dream? This seems like that

My 43 Comics About Hilariously Relatable Everyday Situations
No. You should always use animal friendly language. So say, "bring home the bagels". -peta

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
Cheesus Crust, what a weirdough

I Spend Days Looking For Sea Treasures On The Beach And Here Are 38 Most Interesting Things I've Found
found the croissant too?

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
Can we ban these people from flights please? Or at least make them clean up after themselves?

30 Passengers From Hell You Will Be Glad Didn't Sit Next To You
Scissors

That Time A Dude Tried To Warm Up His Pizza. On A Plane

24 Of The Most Awesome Things That Disney Employees Have Ever Done
GREAT RESPONSE

A Utility Company Demanded To Speak With Dead House Owner Directly, So His Daughter Brought Him To The Appointment
I agree, adding an Ouija board would have been a nice touch

24 Of The Most Awesome Things That Disney Employees Have Ever Done
Huey, Dewey, and Louie, where is uncle Scrooge?

24 Of The Most Awesome Things That Disney Employees Have Ever Done
I find it fascinating that you can still efficiently communicate in ASL while wearing one of those costumes. I heard these are super uncomfortable to wear and the shapes are out of proportions (obviously, since they replicate cartoon mascots). And yet, sign language is still possible. As someone who majored in linguistics, I seriously find that interesting and amazing.

Amazing-Disney-Employees

Amazing-Disney-Employees

30 Times Cats Cracked Us Up
how about a kitty sheep = keep

50 Mom Memes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard It Will Wake Up Your Kids
When my daughter was 2, she refused to hold my hand when crossing the street. Then we saw a baby squirrel that hadn't made it all the way and was sadly flattened in the middle of the road. She asked what happened and I replied "He didn't hold his mommy's hand when crossing" - worked like a charm for the next few years! There was never a fuss about holding hands.
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