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30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

I used to be a real chatterbox as a kid. My parents used to tell me I could grow up to be a lawyer because I talked so much and lawyers jobs involve a lot of talking. Lol.

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

"Yup. Just like how you're currently killing my brain cells."

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

I used to be a real chatterbox as a kid. My parents used to tell me I could grow up to be a lawyer because I talked so much and lawyers jobs involve a lot of talking. Lol.

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

"Yup. Just like how you're currently killing my brain cells."

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

Not everyone cares only about money. Thank God

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

Only if you are doing porn

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

Thank you! Hence why I said "Most" not "All". I have a lot of family in law enforcement.

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

Many states DO require it and most will give precedence points in the testing process if it is not a requirement. It was not a requirement where I was, but I did get paid more for having it. But thank you for your 30 second research project, WizardBG.

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

I didn't say f*cking telepathy.

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

"Apparently you're thinking I'm mind reader..."

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

From deepest to shallowest.

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

You're taking the pith.

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

Major in talking? My sister would pass with flying colors!

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

that is an AWESOME user name, mild anxiety at the disco!

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

I always get "you can study that?"

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

people are so dumb it's so sad

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

sadly but true. teacher should makes more money. they're more important than Professional athletes

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

So you work with combat vets?

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

Great answer!!!

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

no, you don't want to be a person?

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

Takes the pen, pulls up a sheet of paper: "sure, but before, I need your signature here to prove that you'll take it seriously. Uhm....ok, can I get the pen back to sign it? Sure, 5$."

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

the answer is 42

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

Historians doubt he would have survived his second term if he decided to not go to the theatre

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

Too many, he had Crohn's disease and Marfan's syndrome

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

is there one that does lakes?

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question 'What's Your Degree In'

with a calculator

50 Feminist Memes That Will Make Most People Laugh But Trigger Sexists

Dude, go get a life or something instead of wasting your time trying to take the point out of this post.

50 Feminist Memes That Will Make Most People Laugh But Trigger Sexists

Not so sure there's such a thing as "guys" jeans. They're pants...you can't really genderize a piece of denim that your legs go into...I mean yeah some are designed specifically for certain people or body types, but "guys" jeans aren't really a thing. As for the belt part, if people are honestly teasing you for not wearing a girly belt, they need lives.

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