We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the…
Minneapolis
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My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon 5 years ago, but still has not been awarded a gold medal.
China refuses to acknowledge Ty won.
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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the…
Minneapolis
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My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon 5 years ago, but still has not been awarded a gold medal.
China refuses to acknowledge Ty won.
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Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed…
2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
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imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
there would be mass confusion.
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I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth today
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent
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Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
Because with great power comes great response ability.
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Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law.
It took half a century but Hippies finally won.
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I saw a girl crying, so I asked her “Where are your parents?” and she started crying even more. Man, I love working at the orphanage.
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If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "BOOM" I hope that blew your minds
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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the… MinneapolisLaughing-Seals-Jokes
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon 5 years ago, but still has not been awarded a gold medal. China refuses to acknowledge Ty won.Laughing-Seals-Jokes
We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the… MinneapolisLaughing-Seals-Jokes
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon 5 years ago, but still has not been awarded a gold medal. China refuses to acknowledge Ty won.Laughing-Seals-Jokes
Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed… 2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.Laughing-Seals-Jokes
imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. there would be mass confusion.Laughing-Seals-Jokes
I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth today Now when I talk I have this weird axe scentLaughing-Seals-Jokes
Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks? Because with great power comes great response ability.Laughing-Seals-Jokes
Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.Laughing-Seals-Jokes
I saw a girl crying, so I asked her “Where are your parents?” and she started crying even more. Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Laughing-Seals-Jokes
If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "BOOM" I hope that blew your minds