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This Texas student may be blind, but he still knows a good joke when he sees it.

"Guy I go to school with is blind and has the most awesome sense of humor about it," writes Imgur user betwice, who posted screenshots of his visually-impaired peer's hilarious Facebook statuses. These shots have now gone viral, attracting over 150 thousand views on Imgur and gaining almost 3000 points. We're sure this guy would appreciate the irony of his jokes about blindness getting so many 'views.'

The Denton, Texas kid clearly has a knack for writing zingers, even if they involve his glass eyes physically leaving his head. Living without sight can make life difficult and depressing sometimes, but at least this guy makes the most of it - and became an online hit!

Check out some of his best punchlines below!

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True, but you still have to blink, because eyes keep drying out. ;D

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Silent Skeleton
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like in that Roald Dahl book "The Twits" where the wife puts her glass eye in the guys mug of beer and scares the s**t outta him

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They'll probably pee in their pants instead, lol. give him ten points for this one.

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Eva Monroe
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take them for a drive around the block. That'll show them.

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Meowoui
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Figures, SSI would say that. If you did take out your eyes in front of them still wouldn't believe you.

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Anna Brandigi
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It IS an opinion. You can just b******t the entire paper, and you'd still technically be right

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, I think it makes sense that students with seeing disabilities notify the professors beforehand...this helps to avoid situations like this. I am not saying that this is a free ticket for professors to be insensitive, but preparation is everything!

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