When you think of it, weddings are the unofficial mirror of our society where if something can go wrong, it surely will. They also bring some of the most memorable and sweet moments that are among the very few life-changing things humans have.
But saying “I do” can be as colorful as the world itself: from people hosting their wedding in the middle of Walmart or a parking lot, or a gas station, or right there in front of a dumpster, and I’m not just making that up. After all, who’re we to judge if this is what makes two lovebirds happy? And sometimes it’s not even them, it’s the guests who forwarded their wedding invitation to a bunch more uninvited guests.
So get your popcorn ready for this compilation of the most “Seriously!?” wedding moments for ensued craziness: the matrimonial edition.
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Best. Wedding. Photo. Ever
No matter what your wedding may look like, it all starts with a meticulous (and for some, spontaneous) planning process. Guest list, catering menu, venue, style, dress, everything puts huge pressure on the newlyweds, so no wonder it may go astray at any time.
Bored Panda talked to Rhiann Janak, the lead wedding planner and CEO of “Lucy Till French Weddings.” Rhiann said that essentially, “If there are too many cooks in the kitchen, you'll have a hard time pleasing everyone and drama will arise.”
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I Was Told This Wedding Invitation Should Be Under Trashy
So if you want to eat vegetarian or kosher, you need to spend at least 1001 dollars on a gift. Well, f*ck me. I'd completely ghost these people.
I wouldn't ghost them. I'd let them know exactly why I wasn't going.
Load More Replies...in this situation, you’re supposed to say ‘yep sure i’ll get you a $5,000 souvenir for a wedding that will last maybe the rest of the month’ and then get them a $5 cupcake. take the lobster, run, and never talk to them again. this has been life advice with twisted.
You're laughing if you prefer chicken anyway! Though I would definitely not go. These aren't the type of people I want in my life.
Load More Replies...I'd request platinum with lobster and show up with 20 bucks. Just a final FU before I cut them from my life.
And before leaving : generously sign a napkin ( "FU- yours xy") You may become a great famous artist some day and this napkin raise its value beyond lobster- so they should be greatful for this unique gift :)
Load More Replies...And yet, this money hungry invitation seems poorly laid out, bad font choices, low quality printing on poor paper stock. Classy all the way
Agreed, although I don’t think you could classy this one up much. A pig wearing lipstick is still a pig.
Load More Replies...Yes, but they asset flipped everything so it's obvious that it's a scam. Also their wedding mines Bitcoin.
Load More Replies...I can't buy this thing being real. I mean seriously... are people THAT obnoxious?!
So circle the high dollar stuff and bring a toaster as a gift, they'll never know
True. Probably never saw one of those things as they are kept in the servant's areas...
Load More Replies...I'd give them a single penny and eat my roast chicken with a sh*t eating grin on my face.
What is wrong with these people? The idea of buying happiness is already strange; the one of making others pay for it is stranger yet.
Don't worry I'll bring sandwiches, and wrap the gift voucher in pretty paper.
Does anyone actually attend weddings with invites like this? I'd nope right out, and if I felt obligated to prove I wasn't cheap, the wedding gift would be a donation to charity in their honour. Because if I'm giving away £2,500, it's not going to entitled and classless assholes.
I would have told her to forget it,as i will prefer to go to McDonalds.
Wait so I spend $200 on a gift and I can still choose the max dinner platinum because it says starting at $100
Be interesting to know how many people actually went. I know I wouldn't and although I am usually polite, I would not bother to send a decline.
I'd request platinum but pay for chicken just to be as obnoxious as the bride
if i received this i would be sending a mcdonald's gift card with just enough to cover the morning after's breakfast.
So if you’re a vegetarian or Jewish you have to buy a platinum gift? Wow, ass-hattery of the highest order.
Is this a thing now? - to charge people to attend your unnecessary big expensive wedding?
I find it so vulgar to ask people for wedding gifts, especially money.
WOW. I mean... WOW. considering how much these invite cards cost I would have put this in the shredder.
If I was let’s say the rich auntie without children on my own I would give them 2.500 dollars but wouldn’t come to the wedding and delete them from my will. Awkward people.
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Instead, she suggested being aware that “when you are given money to organize your wedding, ask yourself, does this come with expectations to do parts of the wedding a certain way? Are you okay with those expectations?” In reality, only the couple knows how they want their most beautiful day to look, and they should stick to what makes them happy and not everybody else.
And in order to avoid any unnecessary drama, Rhiann recommends a simple trick: “keep the choices you make a secret until the wedding day unless you genuinely want someone's input as it may be different to yours.”
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Mother-In-Law
Wasn't Expecting To See A Wedding When I Stopped At Wal*mart This Weekend...
Rhiann recounted one incident about her friend who had a vegan meal in the heart of Texas, BBQ country. “Her mother-in-law spent the entire planning process stressing about the fact that people will be hungry and wearing out the phrase 'what, I can't believe there won't be any meat.'”
“But in the end, everyone, all the guests, and mother-in-law were really happy with the meal,” Rhiann said and added that “sometimes, a bit of surprise is a good thing.” You shouldn’t thoroughly adapt your wedding to the preferences of your guests, and if you take them into account, this should not overturn the things that you feel comfortable with on your wedding day.
That Woman On The Left Is Not The Bride...
Has Anyone Seen The Bride? I Can’t Find Her
So I Saw This Girl Summoning Satan At My Friend's Wedding
At the same time, while planning a wedding, you could take others’ opinions into account, especially if it’s someone you have a general bond with and both you and your partner trust. This may be your parents, or other close relatives, who will surely have their opinions on how you handle the wedding planning. This is especially true if you rely on your parents’ finances, which often correlates with how much they're contributing.
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A wedding coordinator that can't even spell? Yeah, this is the bride herself trying to get money.
Autocorrect?
Well How Do You Feel Now That You Know She Was ***not*** The Bride
On the other hand, the constructive contribution should not be confused with toxic criticism. If anyone is being harsh with your wedding (and life) choices and openly questioning whether your “I do” is right, whether your wedding is well-planned, it may cause you to lose self-esteem. Be open-minded about opinions, but remember that for some, marrying in Walmart will surely look like the craziest idea on the planet, but you may have your own reasons why such an unusual venue is the place you want to marry. And it’s totally fine.
When The Toppers On Your Toilet Paper Cake Have Masks, But None Of Your Guests Do
The Russian Equivalent Of The Maga Wedding
Weird Vibes Only
Gas Station Wedding
That is a weird way to hug your wife. She looks like a scared hostage, trying to play along and smile, so the weirdo doesn't kill her. He definitely looks like a weirdo.
"With The Power Incested In Me…"
Great Wedding Photos..
The Groom Took His Laptop To His Wedding To Play A Game On His Computer
This seems fake. This looks like a fun, staged picture at the end of (or before) the wedding day.
Pretty Trashy For A Wedding
These Bizarre Wedding Vowels ...
"The grooms vowels from the wedding of a family friend. We are genuinely concerned for her safety"
And The Cringe Award Goes To...
My Cousins Wedding Cake...
Well, maybe it's an in joke between the two wedded ppl, or something to do with how they met maybe?
The Cake Is A 'Recreation' Of The Bride Do I Need To Say More?
Dude Got So Drunk At His Wedding That His New Mother-In-Law Had To Feed Him
Thought This Was The Bride And Groom At First - Nope. Father And Stepmother Of The Bride, Wearing A White-Ish, Beaded Gown With A Train
Did Bud Light Sponsor The Wedding?
Inviting 20 Extra People To A Wedding
I'm All For People Who Go For Low-Budget Weddings, But Then There's This....
When You Really Shouldn't Drop The Rings
This picture gives me anxiety. I would be traumatised after doing that
We Sent You This Card So Send Us Money
I am staggered at the amount of people who ask for gifts, money or otherwise. I grew up with the idea that a wedding was a covenant between two people who invited those they love to come witness that promise. Gifts are not what make a wedding. Love, and the sharing of love is. I find it tacky as well as greedy to set expectations of monetary gain from a wedding.
Someone Hosted Their Wedding Today In The Welfare Office Parking Lot
He Wore This Hat To My Friend’s Wedding
Why Has This Not Been Posted Here Yet? It’s Gold
This Was At A Wedding
May The Lord Make Me Less Uncomfortable With This
Do these idiots even have a clue that they're celebrating a distopian horror story???
Name Send-Off By Tagging A Live Fish. Wait What?!
Yes, because why not make a start of my new life by crippling an actual living creature?
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I don't find most of these pictures bad. It's people's decision. Let them choose what they want on their special day. If the want to dress up as scary clowns, let them do it.
Yeah- I find it far more trashy to spend $50,000+ of your parents money just for one day. Make your wedding unique to you both and screw anyone who finds it distasteful.
Load More Replies...As much as I love to laugh about things I'd never consider for myself, it really doesn't matter if other people consider venue or outfits as trashy, so long as the Bride and Groom have a great day. It's also nice to see people having weddings within their budget (presumably) rather than getting caught up in all the wedding day hype
Yeah, some of these weddings aren't up a lot of people's allies style-wise, but I don't think they need to be shamed- that being said though, the trump wedding, the corona spreading weddings and the gift requirement and money collector weddings do deserve a lot of shame.
How come we didn't think to have a tyrannosaurus at our wedding? I have to discuss this with my wife.
My best friend's 28 year old daughter is planning a GOT X Star Wars themed wedding this coming October. My friend is desperately hoping something changes b4 then. The groom is great, no change wanted there, just her daughter's taste.
I met Mrs Voice at a metal show, so our first dance song was by a band called Entombed, who were playing when we first ever talked. You should've seen our parents faces when it kicked in, my nieces and nephews had a great time moshing with us, this was the song : https://youtu.be/U8MJFsanLS4?t=61
Half of these are just people doing what they want and not spending a ton of money. I don't understand shaming that.
Call me crazy but a lot of these are not trashy. Some are due to financial constraints, some with inside jokes that a picture cannot convey and some are just a matter of tastes. I really don't see it fit or appropriate to judge a ceremony just based on a photo. A few of them though are rather funny, I have to admit.
Imagine flying out from the other side of the planet, excited to see your daughter or sister who you haven't seen in years, along with the others you missed...then seeing this-
I don't find most of these pictures bad. It's people's decision. Let them choose what they want on their special day. If the want to dress up as scary clowns, let them do it.
Yeah- I find it far more trashy to spend $50,000+ of your parents money just for one day. Make your wedding unique to you both and screw anyone who finds it distasteful.
Load More Replies...As much as I love to laugh about things I'd never consider for myself, it really doesn't matter if other people consider venue or outfits as trashy, so long as the Bride and Groom have a great day. It's also nice to see people having weddings within their budget (presumably) rather than getting caught up in all the wedding day hype
Yeah, some of these weddings aren't up a lot of people's allies style-wise, but I don't think they need to be shamed- that being said though, the trump wedding, the corona spreading weddings and the gift requirement and money collector weddings do deserve a lot of shame.
How come we didn't think to have a tyrannosaurus at our wedding? I have to discuss this with my wife.
My best friend's 28 year old daughter is planning a GOT X Star Wars themed wedding this coming October. My friend is desperately hoping something changes b4 then. The groom is great, no change wanted there, just her daughter's taste.
I met Mrs Voice at a metal show, so our first dance song was by a band called Entombed, who were playing when we first ever talked. You should've seen our parents faces when it kicked in, my nieces and nephews had a great time moshing with us, this was the song : https://youtu.be/U8MJFsanLS4?t=61
Half of these are just people doing what they want and not spending a ton of money. I don't understand shaming that.
Call me crazy but a lot of these are not trashy. Some are due to financial constraints, some with inside jokes that a picture cannot convey and some are just a matter of tastes. I really don't see it fit or appropriate to judge a ceremony just based on a photo. A few of them though are rather funny, I have to admit.
Imagine flying out from the other side of the planet, excited to see your daughter or sister who you haven't seen in years, along with the others you missed...then seeing this-