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When you think of it, weddings are the unofficial mirror of our society where if something can go wrong, it surely will. They also bring some of the most memorable and sweet moments that are among the very few life-changing things humans have.

But saying “I do” can be as colorful as the world itself: from people hosting their wedding in the middle of Walmart or a parking lot, or a gas station, or right there in front of a dumpster, and I’m not just making that up. After all, who’re we to judge if this is what makes two lovebirds happy? And sometimes it’s not even them, it’s the guests who forwarded their wedding invitation to a bunch more uninvited guests.

So get your popcorn ready for this compilation of the most “Seriously!?” wedding moments for ensued craziness: the matrimonial edition.

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My Uncle's Wedding In Las Vegas, Streamed Live On The Internet

My Uncle's Wedding In Las Vegas, Streamed Live On The Internet

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the greatest wedding photo ever... the longer you look at it, the better it becomes. Look, it's Alan (hangover 2009) in between the couple

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No matter what your wedding may look like, it all starts with a meticulous (and for some, spontaneous) planning process. Guest list, catering menu, venue, style, dress, everything puts huge pressure on the newlyweds, so no wonder it may go astray at any time.

Bored Panda talked to Rhiann Janak, the lead wedding planner and CEO of “Lucy Till French Weddings.” Rhiann said that essentially, “If there are too many cooks in the kitchen, you'll have a hard time pleasing everyone and drama will arise.”

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At Our Wedding An Usher Had A Rude Girlfriend Who Wanted To Be In The Middle Of Pictures (Dressed In White!) I Got Upset But My Photographer Said "I'll Fix It Later Don't Worry!"

At Our Wedding An Usher Had A Rude Girlfriend Who Wanted To Be In The Middle Of Pictures (Dressed In White!) I Got Upset But My Photographer Said "I'll Fix It Later Don't Worry!"

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I Was Told This Wedding Invitation Should Be Under Trashy

I Was Told This Wedding Invitation Should Be Under Trashy

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So if you want to eat vegetarian or kosher, you need to spend at least 1001 dollars on a gift. Well, f*ck me. I'd completely ghost these people.

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Twisted
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in this situation, you’re supposed to say ‘yep sure i’ll get you a $5,000 souvenir for a wedding that will last maybe the rest of the month’ and then get them a $5 cupcake. take the lobster, run, and never talk to them again. this has been life advice with twisted.

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Lucas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're laughing if you prefer chicken anyway! Though I would definitely not go. These aren't the type of people I want in my life.

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Fus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd request platinum with lobster and show up with 20 bucks. Just a final FU before I cut them from my life.

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Alexandra Nara
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And before leaving : generously sign a napkin ( "FU- yours xy") You may become a great famous artist some day and this napkin raise its value beyond lobster- so they should be greatful for this unique gift :)

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And yet, this money hungry invitation seems poorly laid out, bad font choices, low quality printing on poor paper stock. Classy all the way

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Vetus Vespertilio
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed, although I don’t think you could classy this one up much. A pig wearing lipstick is still a pig.

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Bacony Cakes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, but they asset flipped everything so it's obvious that it's a scam. Also their wedding mines Bitcoin.

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Ivana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would put myself down as platinum. Gifts get lost in the mail right? Get you fancy dinner and don't worry about them getting upset when they never get the gift. Not like you were going to talk to them again anyway.

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MiniMaus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This menu sounds exactly like a charity function where the table that pays the most for attending gets a better meal. OMG for a WEDDING

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Mark Fuller
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't buy this thing being real. I mean seriously... are people THAT obnoxious?!

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JessG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So circle the high dollar stuff and bring a toaster as a gift, they'll never know

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True. Probably never saw one of those things as they are kept in the servant's areas...

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Eslamala
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would've replied something along the lines of 'if you can't afford your wedding, good luck trying to mantain a family. here's my contribution" and slipped a 1 dollar bill, or maybe some change.

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Sam Mix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!! I'd sneak in some Taco Bell, thank you very much.

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lara
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, let us save a lot of money and DECLINE to be fleeced.

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's your $5 Walmart voucher and I'll have a touch of the Swordfish thank-you very much.

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Val Izhakevich
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is wrong with these people? The idea of buying happiness is already strange; the one of making others pay for it is stranger yet.

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jamie1707
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I had received that, it would have gone directly into the circular file.

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Zena Marsh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry I'll bring sandwiches, and wrap the gift voucher in pretty paper.

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Deborah B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone actually attend weddings with invites like this? I'd nope right out, and if I felt obligated to prove I wasn't cheap, the wedding gift would be a donation to charity in their honour. Because if I'm giving away £2,500, it's not going to entitled and classless assholes.

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Steve
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd give them $5,000 .in Liberian dollars, and get a whole lobster for about $27

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Troux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm willing to bet their relationships are based on this outside of the wedding, also.

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John Frohlich
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have told her to forget it,as i will prefer to go to McDonalds.

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Redfox
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gee so a vegetarian gets to eat any of the above choices which are all meat or fish?

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Crystal Pearson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait so I spend $200 on a gift and I can still choose the max dinner platinum because it says starting at $100

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Anne Mitchell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be interesting to know how many people actually went. I know I wouldn't and although I am usually polite, I would not bother to send a decline.

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Lyn Moffett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd request platinum but pay for chicken just to be as obnoxious as the bride

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Patti Vance
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if i received this i would be sending a mcdonald's gift card with just enough to cover the morning after's breakfast.

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Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So if you’re a vegetarian or Jewish you have to buy a platinum gift? Wow, ass-hattery of the highest order.

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Luthor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"For each peron"? So to get a vegetarian meal as a couple it would cost a minimum of $2000!!! Fuuuuuuck that!

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Bee Diaz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone who received this tasteless and bold faced invitation should have refused to attend.

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E. Morgan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh. I'd put down Platinum Level but actually bring Silicon Level to the wedding. I don't really like Champagne.

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Natalia A
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

GTFO. For that kind of money, I'll go to a classy restaurant.

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Johnny
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where's the checkbox for "My local steakhouse has better pricing than your wedding, I'll just eat there".

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Curry on...
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this a thing now? - to charge people to attend your unnecessary big expensive wedding?

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Mystery Egg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it so vulgar to ask people for wedding gifts, especially money.

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Don't Look
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WOW. I mean... WOW. considering how much these invite cards cost I would have put this in the shredder.

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K Witmer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got an invitation like this once. I didn't go of course half the people invited didn't go. Last I heard they were swimming neck deep in the trump cult and he'd gotten another woman pregnant.

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Monday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They didn't even bother to read their own tiers...they've left out a 0 at every level.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I was let’s say the rich auntie without children on my own I would give them 2.500 dollars but wouldn’t come to the wedding and delete them from my will. Awkward people.

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My Best Friend Finally Mailed Me An Invitation To His Wedding

My Best Friend Finally Mailed Me An Invitation To His Wedding

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Instead, she suggested being aware that “when you are given money to organize your wedding, ask yourself, does this come with expectations to do parts of the wedding a certain way? Are you okay with those expectations?” In reality, only the couple knows how they want their most beautiful day to look, and they should stick to what makes them happy and not everybody else.

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And in order to avoid any unnecessary drama, Rhiann recommends a simple trick: “keep the choices you make a secret until the wedding day unless you genuinely want someone's input as it may be different to yours.”

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Every Girls Dream Is To Be Carried On Her Wedding Night

Every Girls Dream Is To Be Carried On Her Wedding Night

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Mother-In-Law

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mother should get a smoosh to the face. She's too old to be engaging in this type of nonsense.

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Wasn't Expecting To See A Wedding When I Stopped At Wal*mart This Weekend...

Wasn't Expecting To See A Wedding When I Stopped At Wal*mart This Weekend...

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Rhiann recounted one incident about her friend who had a vegan meal in the heart of Texas, BBQ country. “Her mother-in-law spent the entire planning process stressing about the fact that people will be hungry and wearing out the phrase 'what, I can't believe there won't be any meat.'”

“But in the end, everyone, all the guests, and mother-in-law were really happy with the meal,” Rhiann said and added that “sometimes, a bit of surprise is a good thing.” You shouldn’t thoroughly adapt your wedding to the preferences of your guests, and if you take them into account, this should not overturn the things that you feel comfortable with on your wedding day.

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That Woman On The Left Is Not The Bride...

That Woman On The Left Is Not The Bride...

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember the rules we saw earlier? that's why you write rules, for people like this

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Has Anyone Seen The Bride? I Can’t Find Her

Has Anyone Seen The Bride? I Can’t Find Her

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So I Saw This Girl Summoning Satan At My Friend's Wedding

So I Saw This Girl Summoning Satan At My Friend's Wedding

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At the same time, while planning a wedding, you could take others’ opinions into account, especially if it’s someone you have a general bond with and both you and your partner trust. This may be your parents, or other close relatives, who will surely have their opinions on how you handle the wedding planning. This is especially true if you rely on your parents’ finances, which often correlates with how much they're contributing.

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The Tackiest Wedding Rules

The Tackiest Wedding Rules

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A wedding coordinator that can't even spell? Yeah, this is the bride herself trying to get money.

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Well How Do You Feel Now That You Know She Was ***not*** The Bride

Well How Do You Feel Now That You Know She Was ***not*** The Bride

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On the other hand, the constructive contribution should not be confused with toxic criticism. If anyone is being harsh with your wedding (and life) choices and openly questioning whether your “I do” is right, whether your wedding is well-planned, it may cause you to lose self-esteem. Be open-minded about opinions, but remember that for some, marrying in Walmart will surely look like the craziest idea on the planet, but you may have your own reasons why such an unusual venue is the place you want to marry. And it’s totally fine.

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When The Toppers On Your Toilet Paper Cake Have Masks, But None Of Your Guests Do

When The Toppers On Your Toilet Paper Cake Have Masks, But None Of Your Guests Do

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The Russian Equivalent Of The Maga Wedding

The Russian Equivalent Of The Maga Wedding

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Gas Station Wedding

Gas Station Wedding

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a weird way to hug your wife. She looks like a scared hostage, trying to play along and smile, so the weirdo doesn't kill her. He definitely looks like a weirdo.

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Great Wedding Photos..

Great Wedding Photos..

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We still have forgotten that Carol Barskin killed her other husband... allegedly

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The Groom Took His Laptop To His Wedding To Play A Game On His Computer

The Groom Took His Laptop To His Wedding To Play A Game On His Computer

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This seems fake. This looks like a fun, staged picture at the end of (or before) the wedding day.

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These Bizarre Wedding Vowels ...

These Bizarre Wedding Vowels ...

"The grooms vowels from the wedding of a family friend. We are genuinely concerned for her safety"

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My Cousins Wedding Cake...

My Cousins Wedding Cake...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, maybe it's an in joke between the two wedded ppl, or something to do with how they met maybe?

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The Cake Is A 'Recreation' Of The Bride Do I Need To Say More?

The Cake Is A 'Recreation' Of The Bride Do I Need To Say More?

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Dude Got So Drunk At His Wedding That His New Mother-In-Law Had To Feed Him

Dude Got So Drunk At His Wedding That His New Mother-In-Law Had To Feed Him

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Thought This Was The Bride And Groom At First - Nope. Father And Stepmother Of The Bride, Wearing A White-Ish, Beaded Gown With A Train

Thought This Was The Bride And Groom At First - Nope. Father And Stepmother Of The Bride, Wearing A White-Ish, Beaded Gown With A Train

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Did Bud Light Sponsor The Wedding?

Did Bud Light Sponsor The Wedding?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the kinds of marriages that last because these people really know each other

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Inviting 20 Extra People To A Wedding

Inviting 20 Extra People To A Wedding

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I'm All For People Who Go For Low-Budget Weddings, But Then There's This....

I'm All For People Who Go For Low-Budget Weddings, But Then There's This....

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When You Really Shouldn't Drop The Rings

When You Really Shouldn't Drop The Rings

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We Sent You This Card So Send Us Money

We Sent You This Card So Send Us Money

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am staggered at the amount of people who ask for gifts, money or otherwise. I grew up with the idea that a wedding was a covenant between two people who invited those they love to come witness that promise. Gifts are not what make a wedding. Love, and the sharing of love is. I find it tacky as well as greedy to set expectations of monetary gain from a wedding.

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Someone Hosted Their Wedding Today In The Welfare Office Parking Lot

Someone Hosted Their Wedding Today In The Welfare Office Parking Lot

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, better wedding in a welface office parking lot than to base your guests' meal choice on their gift size.

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He Wore This Hat To My Friend’s Wedding

He Wore This Hat To My Friend’s Wedding

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Why Has This Not Been Posted Here Yet? It’s Gold

Why Has This Not Been Posted Here Yet? It’s Gold

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This Was At A Wedding

This Was At A Wedding

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May The Lord Make Me Less Uncomfortable With This

May The Lord Make Me Less Uncomfortable With This

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do these idiots even have a clue that they're celebrating a distopian horror story???

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Name Send-Off By Tagging A Live Fish. Wait What?!

Name Send-Off By Tagging A Live Fish. Wait What?!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, because why not make a start of my new life by crippling an actual living creature?

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