You never know where miscellaneous corners of the internet, like Craigslist, will take you. Because there’s nothing sacred when humans are putting the ads out there. You may as well sell your soul to the devil.

Thanks to the boldly named subreddit “r/CrackheadCraigslist,” we now can get the real scope of weirdness going behind the seemingly innocent practice of selling your stuff for cash online. From a Trump voodoo doll made of flaming hot Cheetos to toilet paper seeds, there’s virtually nothing you couldn’t buy. Let’s take a look at some of the most bizarre ads down below that will make us question either (or both) what these people were thinkin’ and what the heck is it.

For those who’ve traveled the Craigslist jungles already and know very well what to expect, check out our previous list of the funniest and strangest Craigslist ads. And hit up the 30 delusional sellers on internet marketplaces right here.

#1

Saw This On Ebay, Thought It Belonged Here.

Saw This On Ebay, Thought It Belonged Here.

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Woody
Community Member
3 months ago

Good likeness!

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#2

The Best One Liner.

The Best One Liner.

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Francis
Community Member
3 months ago

and this is how i met your mother :D

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#3

Some Assembly Required

Some Assembly Required

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Francis
Community Member
3 months ago

for puzzle loving people :D

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Bored Panda contacted the r/CrackheadCraigslist moderator Susan, known by the name siouxsie_siouxv2 on Reddit. Susan told us that the subreddit was created almost exactly three years ago, but only recently it took off. “Our users mainly intersect with r/trashy and r/delusionalartists, so as those subreddits grow, so does this one."

Susan came with the idea for this subreddit randomly. “I was talking to my r/dankmemes friends-moderators after seeing this post and this one on Twitter.”

There were many super bizarre craigslist ads posted on the Crackhead Craigslist subreddit, but some were funnier than others. “My personal favorites are the half eaten bottles of condiments. But my all time favorite post is this one, from a lost redditor,” said Susan.

#4

A Bargain If You Ask Me

A Bargain If You Ask Me

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Lasagne I
Community Member
3 months ago

i want to know what happened that afternooon

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#5

Damn You, Coronavirus.

Damn You, Coronavirus.

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Sabse
Community Member
3 months ago

It is very creative 😄

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#6

Fake Wasp Nest

Fake Wasp Nest

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Daniel Lewis
Community Member
3 months ago

Or you could use the money ot pay the electric bill.

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The subreddit r/CrackheadCraigslist was created back in 2017 and now has 315K members. Among many odd objects that have appeared on it, some of the most upvoted ones include the door ram left by a SWAT team for $40, a fake wasp nest for $30, and a pet lobster for $50. The community describes itself as a place for sharing “half-eaten bag of Doritos for $2,” but the cases show it gets more bizarre than that.

#7

Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash

Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
3 months ago

Just don’t give it a hot bath.

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#8

Who Wants Some Good Ol Sweater Traction

Who Wants Some Good Ol Sweater Traction

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Fish Boden
Community Member
3 months ago

I genuinely think this is pretty cool.

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#9

It’s A Me?

It’s A Me?

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Wolfowl
Community Member
3 months ago

What about Luigi milk?

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Plenty of weird things are put up for sale every day. eBay has announced a list of the 20 weirdest things ever sold and it goes beyond that. There was a jar with a ghost in it put up for auction that got sold for $55,000 after numerous bids. Unsurprisingly, the buyer didn’t pay for the item in the end.

In 2000, a man discovered the meaning of life and put it up for sale for only $3.26. There was also a woman who sold a piece of bubble gum spat right out of Britney Spears’s mouth. The winning bid was $14,000. Meanwhile, a man named Andrew from Nebraska auctioned off his forehead as ad space. He said he would get a permanent brand name or logo tattooed on his head. The snore remedy “SnoreStop” won the auction and Andrew was to be paid $37,375.

#10

In Iowa

In Iowa

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La Petite Morte
Community Member
3 months ago

Gotta admire the dedication to the lie.

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#11

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

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Oskar vanZandt
Community Member
3 months ago

Mad Max on a budget...

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#12

No Words Necessary

No Words Necessary

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Pensive
Community Member
3 months ago

Looks like fun! What could possibly go wrong?

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#13

This Beautiful Thing

This Beautiful Thing

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I Just Changed My Name
Community Member
3 months ago

Oh heavens can't imagine what it's like to receive bday/Christmas gifts from you lol

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#14

For Someone Who Already Has Everything.

For Someone Who Already Has Everything.

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Francis
Community Member
3 months ago

very creativ, but a bit overpriced :D

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#15

Perfectly Balanced...

Perfectly Balanced...

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Francis
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

yes i laughed very hard :D

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#16

MacBook Pro Minor Blemishes

MacBook Pro Minor Blemishes

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Lasagne I
Community Member
3 months ago

yeh just minor blemishes happened when the swat team came in thru my door..

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#17

It’s A Short Range Fighter, So It Won’t Get You Out Of The Milky Way, But...

It’s A Short Range Fighter, So It Won’t Get You Out Of The Milky Way, But...

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

This would make an amazing project for someone though. Imagine having your own Tie Fighter play house / vehicle in your back garden.

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#18

I’d Get Punched In The Face For $250 Ngl

I’d Get Punched In The Face For $250 Ngl

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
Community Member
3 months ago

Well, I'd pay to punch him. Does it cost more or less if he lets himself get decked by a 'girl' to impress her s/o?

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#19

A Good Deal

A Good Deal

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Francis
Community Member
3 months ago

7 bids for no yankee with no brim? :D LOL

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#20

The Item Is Perfectly Nice, But The Title Is An Interesting Way To Describe This Item

The Item Is Perfectly Nice, But The Title Is An Interesting Way To Describe This Item

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Aragorn II Elessar
Community Member
3 months ago

Why is everyone getting downvoted?

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#21

Not Having This Thing In My House.

Not Having This Thing In My House.

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Electric Ed
Community Member
3 months ago

Human sized hamster wheel - ok. But 50lbs of shredded newspaper just begs for an explanation!

SirPatTheCat
Community Member
3 months ago

Bedding...duh

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Carmen Lamp
Community Member
3 months ago

For sale, because ehm...you are redecorating your torture chamber?

I Just Changed My Name
Community Member
3 months ago

It really is a bargain with the shredded paper thrown in

lily
Community Member
3 months ago

Perfect for Eurovision

Ofer E
Community Member
3 months ago

Oh no

BoredPerson
Community Member
3 months ago

“I will not have this in my house any longer.” Hmmmm.....

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
3 months ago

Husband included*

Jo Choto
Community Member
3 months ago

Surprised it doesn't come with a free husband.

Sarah Stalder
Community Member
3 months ago

I've seen this before. Awhile ago tho

Your Mother
Community Member
3 months ago

I want it though! 😂

Yuccababy
Community Member
3 months ago

This proves there's a kink for everyone!

Bebe
Community Member
3 months ago

50 LBS of shredded newspaper 😂

Sancho Cruz
Community Member
3 months ago

Someone a freak!! (In a good way of coarse)

Kalavathi Krishnakumar
Community Member
3 months ago

I want this.

Veronica Troussé
Community Member
3 months ago

I want one

Truth Monster
Community Member
3 months ago

I actually would like the wheel.

Noez 🇸🇪
Community Member
3 months ago

Perfect for quarantine life!

Francis
Community Member
3 months ago

is human included?

backatya
Community Member
3 months ago

What? you build this during quarantine.

Sanne H.
Community Member
3 months ago

Add a burning fake piano and a violin and you can win Eurovision with it.

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#22

Nice Ponch

Nice Ponch

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Sabse
Community Member
3 months ago

What a salesman!

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#23

Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?

Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?

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La Petite Morte
Community Member
3 months ago

Wow, in no possible way could that not be exactly what the seller says it is! Take my money!!

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#24

Keep Louisville Weird

Keep Louisville Weird

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I Just Changed My Name
Community Member
3 months ago

My fellow Kentuckian, you make me proud to be one!

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#25

A Smart Investment, If You Ask Me

A Smart Investment, If You Ask Me

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Sabse
Community Member
3 months ago

Bad Karma included

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#26

Giant Airpod

Giant Airpod

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Kalavathi Krishnakumar
Community Member
3 months ago

Ah yes I will bathe in the music of souls longing for freedom.

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#27

The Content Of The Post More Than The Actual Listed Item...

The Content Of The Post More Than The Actual Listed Item...

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spirit wolf
Community Member
3 months ago

This is a joke right??? RIGHT??? I mean I'd have to euthanize that son if I had one who does that. That's just NASTY!! Seriously though, it is a joke right????

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#28

Nice Ass Lamp

Nice Ass Lamp

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La Petite Morte
Community Member
3 months ago

When I read the title I was honestly expecting a lamp with fake buttcheeks attached to the shade or something. I'm kind of disappointed...

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#29

Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace

Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace

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Max Han
Community Member
3 months ago

You can zoom around stores without worrying about someone beating you to the tp

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#30

Found This On My Local Classifieds

Found This On My Local Classifieds

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Jon S.
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

This is a classic. In the UK there is a saying "stick a banana on it" when you want to sell something illegal or tax-free. You sell a very expensive banana instead, and the 'real' product comes as a free gift with it. I've not seen anyone do it recently. I presume there is an updated ebay equivalent.

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