There’s An Online Platform Dedicated To The World’s Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here’s 30 Of The Worst Ones
You never know where miscellaneous corners of the internet, like Craigslist, will take you. Because there’s nothing sacred when humans are putting the ads out there. You may as well sell your soul to the devil.
Thanks to the boldly named subreddit “r/CrackheadCraigslist,” we now can get the real scope of weirdness going behind the seemingly innocent practice of selling your stuff for cash online. From a Trump voodoo doll made of flaming hot Cheetos to toilet paper seeds, there’s virtually nothing you couldn’t buy. Let’s take a look at some of the most bizarre ads down below that will make us question either (or both) what these people were thinkin’ and what the heck is it.
For those who’ve traveled the Craigslist jungles already and know very well what to expect, check out our previous list of the funniest and strangest Craigslist ads. And hit up the 30 delusional sellers on internet marketplaces right here.
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Saw This On Ebay, Thought It Belonged Here.
The Best One Liner.
Some Assembly Required
Bored Panda contacted the r/CrackheadCraigslist moderator Susan, known by the name siouxsie_siouxv2 on Reddit. Susan told us that the subreddit was created almost exactly three years ago, but only recently it took off. “Our users mainly intersect with r/trashy and r/delusionalartists, so as those subreddits grow, so does this one."
Susan came with the idea for this subreddit randomly. “I was talking to my r/dankmemes friends-moderators after seeing this post and this one on Twitter.”
There were many super bizarre craigslist ads posted on the Crackhead Craigslist subreddit, but some were funnier than others. “My personal favorites are the half eaten bottles of condiments. But my all time favorite post is this one, from a lost redditor,” said Susan.
A Bargain If You Ask Me
Damn You, Coronavirus.
Fake Wasp Nest
Whuuut? Why not spend the 30 dollars for this fake wasps nest on the electricity bill? Might work better.
The subreddit r/CrackheadCraigslist was created back in 2017 and now has 315K members. Among many odd objects that have appeared on it, some of the most upvoted ones include the door ram left by a SWAT team for $40, a fake wasp nest for $30, and a pet lobster for $50. The community describes itself as a place for sharing “half-eaten bag of Doritos for $2,” but the cases show it gets more bizarre than that.
Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash
Who Wants Some Good Ol Sweater Traction
It’s A Me?
Plenty of weird things are put up for sale every day. eBay has announced a list of the 20 weirdest things ever sold and it goes beyond that. There was a jar with a ghost in it put up for auction that got sold for $55,000 after numerous bids. Unsurprisingly, the buyer didn’t pay for the item in the end.
In 2000, a man discovered the meaning of life and put it up for sale for only $3.26. There was also a woman who sold a piece of bubble gum spat right out of Britney Spears’s mouth. The winning bid was $14,000. Meanwhile, a man named Andrew from Nebraska auctioned off his forehead as ad space. He said he would get a permanent brand name or logo tattooed on his head. The snore remedy “SnoreStop” won the auction and Andrew was to be paid $37,375.
In Iowa
Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions
No Words Necessary
This Beautiful Thing
Oh heavens can't imagine what it's like to receive bday/Christmas gifts from you lol
For Someone Who Already Has Everything.
Perfectly Balanced...
MacBook Pro Minor Blemishes
It’s A Short Range Fighter, So It Won’t Get You Out Of The Milky Way, But...
This would make an amazing project for someone though. Imagine having your own Tie Fighter play house / vehicle in your back garden.
I’d Get Punched In The Face For $250 Ngl
Well, I'd pay to punch him. Does it cost more or less if he lets himself get decked by a 'girl' to impress her s/o?
A Good Deal
The Item Is Perfectly Nice, But The Title Is An Interesting Way To Describe This Item
Not Having This Thing In My House.
Human sized hamster wheel - ok. But 50lbs of shredded newspaper just begs for an explanation!
Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?
Wow, in no possible way could that not be exactly what the seller says it is! Take my money!!
Keep Louisville Weird
A Smart Investment, If You Ask Me
Giant Airpod
Ah yes I will bathe in the music of souls longing for freedom.
The Content Of The Post More Than The Actual Listed Item...
This is a joke right??? RIGHT??? I mean I'd have to euthanize that son if I had one who does that. That's just NASTY!! Seriously though, it is a joke right????
Nice Ass Lamp
When I read the title I was honestly expecting a lamp with fake buttcheeks attached to the shade or something. I'm kind of disappointed...
Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace
Found This On My Local Classifieds
This is a classic. In the UK there is a saying "stick a banana on it" when you want to sell something illegal or tax-free. You sell a very expensive banana instead, and the 'real' product comes as a free gift with it. I've not seen anyone do it recently. I presume there is an updated ebay equivalent.
How Could You Refuse?
I'd buy the Weeping Angel, though. Have a few neighbours that I would love to have taken out of time...
Thought The Post Was Good Until I Saw The Last Sentence. Now It's Amazing.
Tiny. Baby. Jesus. "If you want to stay and do some blow and watch Netflix, that's up to you" I need to be on Craigslist asap lol.
Finally Found One In The Wild (Actually Thinking About Buying It Because Why Not)
Great For Yoga!
I... Think I'll Pass.
Don’t Know What To Feel About This
Walmart Zebra
Take Your Strippers Muddin’ Boys!
Imagine The Sheer Power Of This Absolute Unit
Lasanga
What.
Now That's A Steal!
"Some Small Marks But Barely Visible"
Should have also added from a pet free home to go along with the barely visible mark's 😎
15 Dollars, Hell Yeah
Valuable Disney Memorabilia
If it was in its original, sealed package and never used, I could see it selling for $50.
It Demands A Sacrifice. Make An Offer.
Was Looking For A New Truck To Buy.
Teddy...
That can't have been easy to sew, tbh. I'm kinda impressed...terrified... intrigued.... terrified...
Like New Mattress!
For Sale: 50 Foot D**k
well, at least they're not removing their 50 foot d**k. that would be a tragedy
Practically Identical!
"Fuck You Up"
Shiny Red Dress..
Hmm...
the missing piece of the puzzle its better if its two different people
Alcoholics Are Getting Rid Of The Evidence In Creative Ways During These Trying Times
Those Are Lovely Sandals.
I mean, putting your hand in there will stop the foot fetishists... maybe?
Pre-Order Now!
How Do You Even Obtain This...
For a tiny house, or you know, like, basement 'cozy room' for the blonde hitchhiker you picked up on MurderDeath Highway
Dog Bike
Oh gawds no... some dumbass will think it's okay to put their child on that :( poor puppers
Not Super Cold
Yoy Know, Just Some Pregnant Chickens Nothing Strange At
The "one recently impregnated, i love them..." last sentence is masterful.
They Look Like They're In Great Condition
Sell them as rustique cylindrical cast iron flower pots and make $300 for the set.
"I Stole The Hole Stack Of These From Walmart."
Found One Today
Tiger King Condom
Yeah because that’s really who you want to be thinking of when doing the deed.
We Live In A Society
Killer Gaming Chair
McDonald's Hotcake Syrup - Great For On The Go Meals!
This Post Was Such A Rollercoaster
Minecraft No Brim
Poster Is Defending His Ps2 Pencils In The Comments, Saying One Lady Is An "Uneducated Woman" For Questioning The Value.
That’s A Big Nug Right There
Not Craigslist But Ebay 1.288 Million For A Nerf Gun
You could buy a whole armoury's worth of AR15s and ammo for that price.
Why...
(Box Only)
“Photography Mannequin”
How The Hell Do You Squeeze That Into That?
Ah Yes, Who Wouldn't Want To Buy A Used Toothbrush?
Shopping Carts For Sale!
Frog, In Bag.
Numb Chucks
I'd like to beat whoever made those around the head HARD with those nunchucks! (and then bury them) Another pet peeve of mine- animal parts being made into souvenirs etc.
these are interesting, saw a lot of blades and chainsaws so that's great i guess
WARNING: faith in humanity will be affected (slightly lowered) after reading this post. If complications arise, stop at number 20.
these are interesting, saw a lot of blades and chainsaws so that's great i guess
WARNING: faith in humanity will be affected (slightly lowered) after reading this post. If complications arise, stop at number 20.
