School yearbooks are not just some lousy inventions to glorify the jocks, the popular girls, and mathletes - they can also mark your time at school and are a perfect opportunity to leave your mark for years to come and proudly look back at your achievements. Unfortunately, senior quotes can often instead become horrible reminders of questionable fashion choices and awkward attempts to appear cool and intellectual. Sometimes even the best yearbook quotes, that seemed very bright at the time can make you shiver of shame now.

For these guys though, it's rather the opposite. All of these students hilariously nailed their funny quotes, forever to remain heroes of their class for their ability to make us laugh with just a single sentence. From secretly giving the finger to teachers and perfect one-liners, to gloriously coming out of the closet, these funny yearbook quotes are sure to make history.

This senior yearbook quotes list, compiled by Bored Panda will make you giggle like a schoolgirl, so scroll down and be prepared to laugh at these brilliant examples of how to stay true to yourself.

#1

Keep Calm, It's Just An Extra Chromosome

Keep Calm, It's Just An Extra Chromosome

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

Oh my gosh, I love him!

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#2

"Don't You Dare Use That As Your Senior Picture" - Mom

"Don't You Dare Use That As Your Senior Picture" - Mom

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

It's such an awesome picture though!

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#3

I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

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SBW71
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2 years ago

I couldn't even begin to try and pronounce that!

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#4

"My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone." 'A+"

"My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone." 'A+"

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ADHORTATOR
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2 years ago

mission accomplished

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#5

I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

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Kay Ann
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2 years ago

Lol

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#6

I Only Wear This To Give The Rest Of You Girls A Chance

I Only Wear This To Give The Rest Of You Girls A Chance

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Savant
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2 years ago

:)

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#7

When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That's How Doors Work

When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That's How Doors Work

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Alia G.
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2 years ago

I actually really like this! Sarcastically inspiring! :)

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#8

So Heard The Ladies Like Bad Boys. Lucky For Them, I'm Bad At Everything

So Heard The Ladies Like Bad Boys. Lucky For Them, I'm Bad At Everything

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Savant
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2 years ago

yes, you are.

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#9

To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08

To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08

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Joe Bloe
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2 years ago

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Wonder if she is too dumb to be taught, or teacher genuinly didn't teach her a thing in one year... First seems more probable...

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#10

Anything Is Possible When You Sound Caucasian On The Phone

Anything Is Possible When You Sound Caucasian On The Phone

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Hans
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2 years ago

Adressing racism with racism. (there is no such thing as a caucasian race, although the concept is widely used.

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#11

Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing

Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing

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Thai Ya Long
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2 years ago

I like his hair

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#12

'i've Never Had A Bad Hair Day All Of High School"

'i've Never Had A Bad Hair Day All Of High School"

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Molly Tallmadge
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2 years ago

BEST

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#13

I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically

I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

She's so cute!

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#14

My Ears Give Out Better Signal Than The School Wi-Fi

My Ears Give Out Better Signal Than The School Wi-Fi

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Misterscooter
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2 years ago

Own it!

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#15

This Is My Actual Last Name

This Is My Actual Last Name

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

Ha! I love that she points this out!

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#16

"You're An Asian, Not A B-Sian" - My Dad

"You're An Asian, Not A B-Sian" - My Dad

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Person2638
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2 years ago

Oh, he’s cute!

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#17

"You Become Doctor Now?" - Grandma

"You Become Doctor Now?" - Grandma

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FuzzyWuzzy
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2 years ago

*sighs* Yes Grandma, sure thing.

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#18

High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful

High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful

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Misterscooter
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2 years ago

Time to leave high school behind and move on to the real world.

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#19

Pancake Recipe

Pancake Recipe

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

I love that he used a pancake recipe. That's awesome.

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#20

"Knock! Knock!.." "Who's There?.." "A Patel!"

"Knock! Knock!.." "Who's There?.." "A Patel!"

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Misterscooter
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2 years ago

Nice coordination.

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#21

Yes, It's My Real Name

Yes, It's My Real Name

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Erin
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2 years ago

That's amazing but at the same time I feel bad for him

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#22

RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn't Want To

RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn't Want To

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Savant
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2 years ago

lol

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#23

When Life Gives You Lemons

When Life Gives You Lemons

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Misterscooter
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2 years ago

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Siblings with different last names but still next to each other. That worked out well.

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#24

"I Like My Girls How I Like My Coffee..." "We Don't Like Coffee."

"I Like My Girls How I Like My Coffee..." "We Don't Like Coffee."

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Breislitt4
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2 years ago

YO I LOVE THIS ONE

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#25

"Grey's Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40

"Grey's Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40

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Joe Bloe
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2 years ago

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Do they think people would go check that out?

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#26

Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot

Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

This made me laugh really hard.

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#27

"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen

"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen

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Smoofy
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2 years ago

Top 10 Life Hacks of 2018

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#28

Another Wan Bites The Dust

Another Wan Bites The Dust

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Misterscooter
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2 years ago

And another Wan's gone...

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#29

I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border

I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border

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2 years ago

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And while I'll get a lot of down arrows for this, this young man doesn't see the irony in his statement.

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#30

I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes

I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes

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Taki
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2 years ago

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Good thing the wage gap isn't real, then!

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#31

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

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Nini Meow
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2 years ago

That the way to go.. 😅😅

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#32

Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

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FuzzyWuzzy
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2 years ago

Amen bro! *L*

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#33

I Found My Super Suit

I Found My Super Suit

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ispeak catanese
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2 years ago

Adorable baby picture, and a sweet smile

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#34

Me Like Rice

Me Like Rice

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Thai Ya Long
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2 years ago

Me same like rice

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#35

I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom

I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom

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2 years ago

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Memories...

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#36

This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said

This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said

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Misterscooter
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2 years ago

Apparently the editors were lazy.

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#37

"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe

"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe

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FuzzyWuzzy
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2 years ago

HA! Might as well!

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#38

So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It'll Go In The Yearbook?

So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It'll Go In The Yearbook?

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Misterscooter
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2 years ago

That's correct.

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#39

There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time

There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time

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FuzzyWuzzy
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2 years ago

Kind of a bitchy remark

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#40

Call Me Dadi

Call Me Dadi

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karen snyder
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2 years ago

Call me Dadi isn't even the best one on the page!!! I think Sreya has life's pattern nailed and the young lady who wishes to be addressed formally, like grandma or the president, en español, just made my thuglife list.

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#41

"I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!" - Sirius Black

"I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!" - Sirius Black

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Randy Inbred
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He died pretty soon afterwards....

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#42

Bruh, We Graduated Just To Go School Again

Bruh, We Graduated Just To Go School Again

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Randy Inbred
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2 years ago

He looks like he's 28!

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#43

"Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?" - Cotton-Eye Joe

"Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?" - Cotton-Eye Joe

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

The best part is there is no picture of him!

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#44

The Carper Matches The Drapes

The Carper Matches The Drapes

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

I have no idea why she would be so upset. XD!

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#45

I Forgot To Be Oppressed For This Picture

I Forgot To Be Oppressed For This Picture

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Randy Inbred
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Playing devil's advocate....

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#46

Is This The Krusty Krab? No. This Is Patric

Is This The Krusty Krab? No. This Is Patric

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Misterscooter
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2 years ago

Generation SpongeBob.

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#47

Narnia Wasn't The Only Thing In The Closet For 17 Years

Narnia Wasn't The Only Thing In The Closet For 17 Years

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UniversalMel
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2 years ago

Gay quotes are still the best

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#48

Here's To Always Staying Positive And Testing Negative

Here's To Always Staying Positive And Testing Negative

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Randy Inbred
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Someone should tell Trenton he can't catch anything jerking off to a porn website.

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#49

"Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle?" - President Barack Obama

"Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle?" - President Barack Obama

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Emma Knappe
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2 years ago

The real question

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#50

Without Google I Would Not Be Graduating

Without Google I Would Not Be Graduating

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frederic eeckman
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2 years ago

Preach !

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#51

"The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo." - Michael Scott

"The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo." - Michael Scott

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Misterscooter
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2 years ago

An inspirational Michael Scott quote. Nice.

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#52

The Only Thing Lower Than My Gpa Is My Will To Live

The Only Thing Lower Than My Gpa Is My Will To Live

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Emma Knappe
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2 years ago

10/10

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#53

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Diplomioli!

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Diplomioli!

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Stephanie Hansen
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2 years ago

If Jean Ralphio and Ben Wyatt had a kid.

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#54

"That's Why Her Hair Is So Big, It's Full Of Secrets" Damien, Mean Girls

"That's Why Her Hair Is So Big, It's Full Of Secrets" Damien, Mean Girls

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ispeak catanese
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2 years ago

Big secretive lovely hair!

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#55

I'd Like To Thank Dobe, Alanzostotle, And Satan. I Love You Guys.

I'd Like To Thank Dobe, Alanzostotle, And Satan. I Love You Guys.

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Dr. Cheri Hayes
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It's one thing to have weird quotes in your yearbook. It's another to have so many typos and grammatical errors.

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#56

Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall

Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall

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FuzzyWuzzy
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2 years ago

It's early yet kiddo

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#57

I Was Born White

I Was Born White

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FuzzyWuzzy
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2 years ago

"I was born, a poor white child"

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#58

"I See Now That Circumstances Of One's Birth Are Irrelevant. It Is What You Do With The Gift Of Life That Determines Who You Are" -Mewtwo

"I See Now That Circumstances Of One's Birth Are Irrelevant. It Is What You Do With The Gift Of Life That Determines Who You Are" -Mewtwo

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Nanni 17
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2 years ago

You accidentally got a deep one here! Helloooo? Anyone?

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#59

"Close Your Eyes. Imagine Yourself On A Boat. Smell The Salty Air. Now Open Your Eyes. Your Life Still Sucks But That Was Kinda Fun Right?" - Brian Essbe

"Close Your Eyes. Imagine Yourself On A Boat. Smell The Salty Air. Now Open Your Eyes. Your Life Still Sucks But That Was Kinda Fun Right?" - Brian Essbe

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GiveMeASloth
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2 years ago

The quote above that one is funnier!! Honey Boo Boo

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#60

"I Am Usually Not One For Speeches, So Goodbye." - Ron Swanson

"I Am Usually Not One For Speeches, So Goodbye." - Ron Swanson

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Daniel Fleming
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2 years ago

Another Parks and Rec quote!

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#61

The Link Master

The Link Master

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Taki
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2 years ago

Oh goddammit.

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#62

I Don't Need A Piece Of Paper Saying I Succeeded. I Just Need Food. - Shane Dawson

I Don't Need A Piece Of Paper Saying I Succeeded. I Just Need Food. - Shane Dawson

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Madeline Bublik
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2 years ago

Omg I love Shane!

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#63

I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

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EJ Halle
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2 years ago

Yeah someone’s else already said that

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#64

"When Life Throws A Wrench In Your Plans, Catch It And Build And Ikea Bookshelf." - Tyler Oakley

"When Life Throws A Wrench In Your Plans, Catch It And Build And Ikea Bookshelf." - Tyler Oakley

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Brian Leahy
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2 years ago

Interesting use of quotation marks....

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#65

"I Would Like To Die On Mars. Just Not On Impacts." - Elon Musk

"I Would Like To Die On Mars. Just Not On Impacts." - Elon Musk

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BusLady
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2 years ago

Talk to Matt Damon about that.

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#66

If You Don't Like Where You Are In Life... Move. You Ain't A Tree. -Bhad Bhabie

If You Don't Like Where You Are In Life... Move. You Ain't A Tree. -Bhad Bhabie

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Drew Chandler
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2 years ago

Catch me outside, how 'bout dah?

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#67

Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning

Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning

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Misterscooter
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2 years ago

If we had had quotes in our yearbook, I know who would have put this one.

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#68

And No, I Will Not Be Your Gay Best Friend

And No, I Will Not Be Your Gay Best Friend

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The homo-face phenotype is real.

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#69

"I'm Always Right, Except When I'm Wrong, Which Is Often." - Arin Hanson

"I'm Always Right, Except When I'm Wrong, Which Is Often." - Arin Hanson

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Randy Inbred
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2 years ago

She's made for corporate life!

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#70

A Lot Of Girls Didn't Like Me This Year, But Their Boyfriends Did. ;)

A Lot Of Girls Didn't Like Me This Year, But Their Boyfriends Did. ;)

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Randy Inbred
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2 years ago

Keepin it classy steff!