147 Times Students Had The Best Yearbook Quotes
School yearbooks are not just some lousy inventions to glorify the jocks, the popular girls, and mathletes - they can also mark your time at school and are a perfect opportunity to leave your mark for years to come and proudly look back at your achievements. Unfortunately, senior quotes can often instead become horrible reminders of questionable fashion choices and awkward attempts to appear cool and intellectual. Sometimes even the best yearbook quotes, that seemed very bright at the time can make you shiver of shame now.
For these guys though, it's rather the opposite. All of these students hilariously nailed their funny quotes, forever to remain heroes of their class for their ability to make us laugh with just a single sentence. From secretly giving the finger to teachers and perfect one-liners, to gloriously coming out of the closet, these funny yearbook quotes are sure to make history.
This senior yearbook quotes list, compiled by Bored Panda will make you giggle like a schoolgirl, so scroll down and be prepared to laugh at these brilliant examples of how to stay true to yourself.
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I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance
"My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone." 'A+"
I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight
I Only Wear This To Give The Rest Of You Girls A Chance
When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That's How Doors Work
So Heard The Ladies Like Bad Boys. Lucky For Them, I'm Bad At Everything
To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08
Anything Is Possible When You Sound Caucasian On The Phone
Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing
'i've Never Had A Bad Hair Day All Of High School"
I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically
My Ears Give Out Better Signal Than The School Wi-Fi
"You're An Asian, Not A B-Sian" - My Dad
"You Become Doctor Now?" - Grandma
High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful
"Knock! Knock!.." "Who's There?.." "A Patel!"
RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn't Want To
When Life Gives You Lemons
"I Like My Girls How I Like My Coffee..." "We Don't Like Coffee."
Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot
"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen
I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border
I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes
I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness
Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else
I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom
This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said
"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe
So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It'll Go In The Yearbook?
There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time
Call Me Dadi
Call me Dadi isn't even the best one on the page!!! I think Sreya has life's pattern nailed and the young lady who wishes to be addressed formally, like grandma or the president, en español, just made my thuglife list.
"I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!" - Sirius Black
"Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?" - Cotton-Eye Joe
I Forgot To Be Oppressed For This Picture
Is This The Krusty Krab? No. This Is Patric
Narnia Wasn't The Only Thing In The Closet For 17 Years
"Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle?" - President Barack Obama
Without Google I Would Not Be Graduating
The Only Thing Lower Than My Gpa Is My Will To Live
"That's Why Her Hair Is So Big, It's Full Of Secrets" Damien, Mean Girls
I'd Like To Thank Dobe, Alanzostotle, And Satan. I Love You Guys.
Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall
"I See Now That Circumstances Of One's Birth Are Irrelevant. It Is What You Do With The Gift Of Life That Determines Who You Are" -Mewtwo
"Close Your Eyes. Imagine Yourself On A Boat. Smell The Salty Air. Now Open Your Eyes. Your Life Still Sucks But That Was Kinda Fun Right?" - Brian Essbe
"I Am Usually Not One For Speeches, So Goodbye." - Ron Swanson
The Link Master
I Don't Need A Piece Of Paper Saying I Succeeded. I Just Need Food. - Shane Dawson
I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance
"When Life Throws A Wrench In Your Plans, Catch It And Build And Ikea Bookshelf." - Tyler Oakley
"I Would Like To Die On Mars. Just Not On Impacts." - Elon Musk
If You Don't Like Where You Are In Life... Move. You Ain't A Tree. -Bhad Bhabie
Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning
If we had had quotes in our yearbook, I know who would have put this one.
And No, I Will Not Be Your Gay Best Friend
"I'm Always Right, Except When I'm Wrong, Which Is Often." - Arin Hanson
A Lot Of Girls Didn't Like Me This Year, But Their Boyfriends Did. ;)
