147 Times Students Had The Best Yearbook Quotes
School yearbooks are not just some lousy inventions to glorify the jocks, the popular girls, and mathletes - they can also mark your time at school and are a perfect opportunity to leave your mark for years to come and proudly look back at your achievements. Unfortunately, senior quotes can often become horrible reminders of questionable fashion choices and awkward attempts to appear cool and intellectual. Sometimes even the best yearbook quotes that seemed very bright at the time can make you shiver of shame now.
For these guys, though, it's rather the opposite. All of these students hilariously nailed their funny quotes, forever to remain heroes of their class for their ability to make us laugh with just a single sentence. From secretly giving the finger to teachers and perfect one-liners to gloriously coming out of the closet, these funny yearbook quotes are sure to make history.
This senior yearbook quotes list, compiled by Bored Panda, will make you giggle like a schoolgirl, so scroll down and be prepared to laugh at these brilliant examples of how to stay true to yourself.
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Keep Calm, It's Just An Extra Chromosome
"Don't You Dare Use That As Your Senior Picture" - Mom
I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance
"My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone." 'A+"
I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight
I Only Wear This To Give The Rest Of You Girls A Chance
When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That's How Doors Work
So Heard The Ladies Like Bad Boys. Lucky For Them, I'm Bad At Everything
To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08
What's funny is in the show Dustin was talking to Mike's mom. It was surprising and funny to see how rude he was to an adult.
Anything Is Possible When You Sound Caucasian On The Phone
Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing
'i've Never Had A Bad Hair Day All Of High School"
I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically
My Ears Give Out Better Signal Than The School Wi-Fi
This Is My Actual Last Name
"You're An Asian, Not A B-Sian" - My Dad
"You Become Doctor Now?" - Grandma
High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful
Time to leave high school behind and move on to the real world.
"Knock! Knock!.." "Who's There?.." "A Patel!"
Yes, It's My Real Name
His parents gave him a name, and he will choose the nursing home for them...
RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn't Want To
When Life Gives You Lemons
"I Like My Girls How I Like My Coffee..." "We Don't Like Coffee."
"Grey's Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40
Thank you panda for adding their quote references... Curiosity satisfied 👍
Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot
"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen
Another Wan Bites The Dust
I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border
I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes
Taki, drop Fox News and conspiracy websites and come into the real world please.
I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness
Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else
I Found My Super Suit
Me Like Rice
I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom
This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said
"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe
So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It'll Go In The Yearbook?
There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time
Call Me Dadi
Call me Dadi isn't even the best one on the page!!! I think Sreya has life's pattern nailed and the young lady who wishes to be addressed formally, like grandma or the president, en español, just made my thuglife list.
"I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!" - Sirius Black
Bruh, We Graduated Just To Go School Again
"Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?" - Cotton-Eye Joe
The Carper Matches The Drapes
I Forgot To Be Oppressed For This Picture
Is This The Krusty Krab? No. This Is Patric
Narnia Wasn't The Only Thing In The Closet For 17 Years
Here's To Always Staying Positive And Testing Negative
"Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle?" - President Barack Obama
This is an actual quote. Obama loves waffles as much as Biden loves ice cream!
Without Google I Would Not Be Graduating
"The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo." - Michael Scott
The Only Thing Lower Than My Gpa Is My Will To Live
Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Diplomioli!
"That's Why Her Hair Is So Big, It's Full Of Secrets" Damien, Mean Girls
I'd Like To Thank Dobe, Alanzostotle, And Satan. I Love You Guys.
Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall
I mean good for her for graduating high school after having a kid and all but sadly high school is the easiest you will ever have it... the world outside school sucks balls THAT is where u get to show everyone who doubted you how awesome you are....